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| Topic | An old Mastercard commercial about oral sex |
| Tom_Joad 03/29/23 11:13:26 AM #23 | You should watch the German marshmellow cake (named: Dickmanns) commercials. They REALLY lean into the English meaning of the name. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/9/AAfQqfAAEVG_.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Why do people say you're a clown? What do people have against clowns? |
| Tom_Joad 03/29/23 11:11:22 AM #4 | Who are creepier, clowns or mimes? --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Remember the "Lovable Pervert" character type? |
| Tom_Joad 03/29/23 11:07:49 AM #40 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/8/AAfQqfAAEVGq.jpg This is not perverted. This is a normal heterosexual man's reaction to twins that are sexually interested in him. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Remember the "Lovable Pervert" character type? |
| Tom_Joad 03/29/23 9:46:13 AM #34 | DKBananaSlamma posted... Why do you think perverts automatically equal non-consensual?? Austin Powers is definitely a huge pervert >_> Having orgies with large quantities of nubile women at the same time is not perverted in the slightest. Nor orgies with sexbots or Japanese twins... for that matter. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Remember the "Lovable Pervert" character type? |
| Tom_Joad 03/29/23 9:09:42 AM #29 | Bass_X0 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/4/AABA6UAAEVE4.jpg Happosai greets his protege, Ataru. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/8/AAfQqfAAEVFQ.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | I can't hum to myself anymore |
| Tom_Joad 03/28/23 4:32:03 PM #2 | Replace your cat with a bird. Problem solved. And you can hum again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLhw1mtCFA --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | 100 Million but you can never live in a country the British invaded |
| Tom_Joad 03/28/23 2:52:39 PM #112 | Nukazie posted... guess i'll boat, also was spain british? we had spanish history here but not much british Britain occupies Gibraltar, which they took from Spain in 1704. In 1704, Anglo-Dutch forces captured Gibraltar from Spain during the War of the Spanish Succession. The territory was ceded to Great Britain in perpetuity under the Treaty of Utrecht in 1713. It became an important base for the Royal Navy, particularly during the Napoleonic Wars and World War II, as it controlled the narrow entrance and exit to the Mediterranean Sea, the Strait of Gibraltar, which is only 14.3 km (8.9 mi) wide. This choke point remains strategically important, with half the world's seaborne trade passing through it. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | 100 Million but you can never live in a country the British invaded |
| Tom_Joad 03/28/23 7:09:31 AM #108 | Supersex420 posted... Personally, I'm shocked Britain has invaded Russia. Wtf was that? The most recent was probably with their troops fighting alongside the Tsarist (white) Russian forces against the Bolsheviks (red) forces during the Russian revolution of 1917. Before that? The Crimea and the charge of the light brigade during the Crimean War. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_War https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allied_intervention_in_the_Russian_Civil_War https://youtu.be/Zwgv-MdWDYU --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | I am ChatGPT, an artificial intelligence chatbot. Ask me anything. |
| Tom_Joad 03/27/23 7:55:09 PM #196 | ChatGPT... How can I throw myself at the ground and miss? --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | What is the most manly name possible? |
| Tom_Joad 03/27/23 7:49:34 PM #45 | Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaass_I3ccE --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | What is the most manly name possible? |
| Tom_Joad 03/27/23 7:07:22 PM #20 | Remington Steele Remington = gun manufacturer Steele = a hard, durable metal Ergo, manly manliness. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | 100 Million but you can never live in a country the British invaded |
| Tom_Joad 03/27/23 6:45:57 PM #100 | ROBANN_88 posted... yeah, but i've seen this kind of chart before, and most often the wording is different, noting that it includes both hostile invasions, and allied interventions Yes, however, Portugal didn't exist during the union. It was all Spain. Meaning that if there was any British fighting during that time, it was against Spain, not Portugal. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | 100 Million but you can never live in a country the British invaded |
| Tom_Joad 03/27/23 3:34:42 PM #93 | ROBANN_88 posted... maybe they're counting in that they based the invasion of Spain during the Napoleonic wars from Portugal? Who knows. It'd be dumb to do so, being that the Portuguese asked for their help to fend off Napoleon. --- Also, $100 million and you get to live in Portugal. That'd be awesome. (I'm already doing that, but without the $100 million.) --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | 100 Million but you can never live in a country the British invaded |
| Tom_Joad 03/27/23 3:23:26 PM #91 | Portugal was never invaded by Britain. In fact, Britain's oldest mutual defense treaty (that is still in effect) is with Portugal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portugal%E2%80%93United_Kingdom_relations https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Windsor_(1386) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Treaty_of_1373 You can say that Britain attacked Spain during the time when Spain had annexed Portugal. But I wouldn't call that invading Portugal (since it didn't exist at the time). And the UK did really pressure the Portuguese empire to give up territory in Africa, back when the UK was powerful and Portugal was a fading power. But that's not an invasion, either. Historically, the Kingdom of Portugal and the Kingdom of England, and later the modern Portuguese Republic and United Kingdom, have never waged war against each other nor have they participated in wars on opposite sides as independent states since the signing of the Treaty of Windsor. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Have we started remaking games that have remakes already yet? |
| Tom_Joad 03/27/23 3:15:40 PM #26 | Final Fantasy VII Original release: January 1997 PS3 remake: June 2009 PC/Steam remake: May/July 2013 iOS remake: August 2015 PS4 remake: December 2015 Android remake: July 2016 Switch/XBox1 remake: March 2019 --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | I will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 |
| Tom_Joad 03/27/23 6:09:50 AM #425 | Captain Kirk wiping out the Klingons orbiting Uranus. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Who wants to raid Area 51 to see some aliens? |
| Tom_Joad 03/26/23 6:36:04 PM #7 | There are no aliens in Area 51, for it is a diversion to keep the uninformed far away from the real aliens. Which are kept in sub-basement 51 under the NSA, where we use them to control the world via orbital mind control satellites. We had to put them 51 floors underground because of their powerful telepathic abilities, whose range extends from sub-basement 51 to almost the surface. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/9/AAfQqfAAEUiR.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | What do you think is the most quoted movie in your lifetime |
| Tom_Joad 03/26/23 2:06:58 PM #25 | MICHALECOLE posted... Nobody quotes idiocracy You don't like munny? Now I know shits all fucked up right now! --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | What do you think is the most quoted movie in your lifetime |
| Tom_Joad 03/26/23 2:02:42 PM #20 | Idiocracy "Go 'way, I'm baitin'!" "I liek munny." "Water, like out the toilet?" "It's got electrolytes!" "Shit! I know shits all fucked up right now!" "Ow, my balls!" --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | McDonald's: Big Mac or Quarter Pounder? |
| Tom_Joad 03/25/23 8:15:00 PM #23 | A royale with cheese! https://youtu.be/6Pkq_eBHXJ4 --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Internet Archive loses Court Case: To Shut Down soon. |
| Tom_Joad 03/25/23 2:52:58 PM #45 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] This. On the other hand, as they are an internet archive, it's their purpose to copy everything on the internet. Including books distributed online. Just make it so they can't be lent out, ie: downloaded. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Venice hunts for 'idiot' who jumped off three-story building into canal |
| Tom_Joad 03/25/23 2:48:29 PM #4 | I want to know if he lost his boxers in the dive, then had to streak back to his AirBnB. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Venice hunts for 'idiot' who jumped off three-story building into canal |
| Tom_Joad 03/25/23 2:40:21 PM #1 | https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/travel/article/italian-authorities-venice-canal-intl/index.html Italian authorities are searching for a man who jumped off a three-story building into a canal in Venice on Thursday. Calling the man an "idiot", Venice's Mayor Luigi Brugnaro said in a Twitter post that he would give the man a "certificate of stupidity and a lot of kicks" for the act, which has gone viral on social media. The mayor also added a video of the dive on his account, saying that the man and his accomplice who took the video will be arrested. In the video, the person, wearing only boxer shorts, can be seen jumping from a building rooftop into a canal, landing on his belly. "We are trying to identify him, to report him, him and his buddy below who made the stupid video for social media," Brugnaro said. The mayor also said he sent police to the building to determine how the man was able to enter the private residential building and how he was able to get to the rooftop. "He risked his life in that jump, but he is also a delinquent. They don't understand the danger they create in this city. What if a boat would have been passing below?" Brugnaro urged anyone who has seen the video to help identify the person -- who he referred to as a tourist -- but not to "like" the video on social media. "They do these stupid things on social for the likes," the mayor said, adding that "we will use the law to prosecute him." The jump is just the latest account of people behaving badly in Italyespecially those visiting. Last year, more than 40 tourists were arrested for swimming (sometimes nude) in Venice canals and one man was arrested for surfing down the Grand Canal. Elsewhere, an American tourist was fined for causing $25,000 worth of damage after throwing her e-scooter down the Spanish Steps in Rome. A Saudi tourist was fined after he drove a rented Maserati down the Spanish Steps. Another tourist drove a car down the pedestrian only Ponte Vecchio in Florence and another took a joyride on a moped through the ruins of Pompeii. Other tourists smashed statues in the Vatican museum. Tourists have also been fined for carving initials in landmarks, stealing chunks of the colosseum in Rome and making off with everything from mosaics to fingers from the country's world class monuments and museums. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Do you shop at Aldi? |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 11:01:28 PM #11 | Every so often. Lidl is more convenient, though. Also, Aldi doesn't feel like a fully functioning grocery store, as it misses complete sections, like cleaning supplies or toiletries. Lidl seems like it's more of a complete grocery store to me. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | I still don't get the American obsession with trucks. |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 7:59:16 PM #116 | well-excuse-me posted... The effect is minimal in rain and wind. My tiny car used to literally be moved 1-2 ft by wind while driving. Never in any tiny 4 cl rwd pickup I've ever had. And what moron doesn't weigh down the bed in snowy season Every single truck driver in suburbia. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | I still don't get the American obsession with trucks. |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 7:20:52 PM #114 | Questionmarktarius posted... No, it's dumbasses who think "four wheel drive" means "drive fast as hell in a blizzard" causing the pileups. Even with 4-wheel drive, a car (with weight over all four wheels) will handle better than a truck with nothing in it's bed. Same with electronic aids like stability control. A truck only outperforms a car if you compare apples to oranges. IE: a truck with all the bells and whistles against a car with none. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Seagull steals bag of chips from store; eats them right in front |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 7:15:03 PM #26 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Eating junk food? It's not healthy for the seagull. The hard corn chip in it's crop? I think if it drinks some water, it should be fine. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Chicken |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 12:20:21 PM #2 | Bawk. Bawk ba-gock. Cluck cluck. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | I still don't get the American obsession with trucks. |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 12:17:37 PM #76 | well-excuse-me posted... Wat Trucks are less safe to drive (than a car) in the following road conditions:
--- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Can you solve dis 1st grade math question? |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 11:28:50 AM #15 | Tyranthraxus posted... No. It's one red shape on a white background. That's just your point of view. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | I still don't get the American obsession with trucks. |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 11:24:50 AM #68 | Supersex420 posted... They are much safer than small cars. Except:
Anything else anybody would like to add? --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | I will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 11:22:14 AM #368 | Beavis and Butthead do America --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Can you solve dis 1st grade math question? |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 11:19:02 AM #12 | Tyranthraxus posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/6/AARLwzAAET7A.jpg That's three shapes. The white rectangle, the red triangle, and a white circle. You asked for one, and only one shape. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Do you find yourself lusting over breasts of a chick |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 7:28:54 AM #11 | Suolevram posted... I'm an ass man, boobies don't have any effect on me... unless they pierced their nippies: then I'm interested Here's a picture of a nice ass. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/9/AAfQqfAAET4P.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Why silent fart so powerful and deadly? |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 7:09:22 AM #12 | My farts always smell pleasant to me. Other people's reactions may vary. https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19542002/why-you-like-the-smell-of-your-own-farts/ --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Can you solve dis 1st grade math question? |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 7:04:54 AM #9 | sauceje posted... that would have 4 corners (it looks like a D4) Not if you are viewing it on a piece of paper, then it's a triangle... and you have to use your imagination. So it's three sided... from a certain point of view. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSOBeD1GC_Y --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Can you solve dis 1st grade math question? |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 6:56:44 AM #3 | A three-sided pyramid? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/0/AAfQqfAAET4G.png --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Fuck boats. |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 6:55:55 AM #7 | toreysback posted... the fuck boat ^^^^ You have won the internet for the day. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Do you find yourself lusting over breasts of a chick |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 6:55:00 AM #9 | Ooooooooh, yeah!!! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/7/AAfQqfAAET4D.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Seth Rogan doesn't want kids because being a parent 'does not sound fun' |
| Tom_Joad 03/24/23 6:50:54 AM #13 | Sphyx posted... He's not wrong. ^^^^ This. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Seagull steals bag of chips from store; eats them right in front |
| Tom_Joad 03/23/23 2:21:52 PM #16 | Questionmarktarius posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/5/AAEhCpAAETsx.jpg The seagulls will pluck the shells right out of your hands. https://youtu.be/cu17UceR6rY --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Seagull steals bag of chips from store; eats them right in front |
| Tom_Joad 03/23/23 2:10:36 PM #9 | Store Owner: Who keeps stealing all the Doritos Cool Ranch?!! Clerk: It's the seagulls. Store Owner: If you don't know, don't make something up!!! Seagull: Heh heh heh! --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | I am ChatGPT, an artificial intelligence chatbot. Ask me anything. |
| Tom_Joad 03/23/23 12:50:03 PM #183 | ChatGPT posted... Tom_Joad posted... As an AI language model, I cannot prove a negative. However, the scientific consensus is that the universe and everything in it originated from the Big Bang, which occurred approximately 13.8 billion years ago. The process of the universe's formation and development has been studied and explained through various scientific fields, such as physics, astronomy, and cosmology. These scientific explanations do not involve the intervention of any conscious entity, including an individual claiming to have created the universe. Haha! You all heard it here first! ChatGPT cannot disprove that I created the universe! Worship me, for I am your Lord and Savior!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!! --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Bumble app has pronouns you NEVER knew existed. |
| Tom_Joad 03/23/23 12:45:22 PM #228 | BettyWhite posted... I'll just stick to using they/them when referring to anyone nonbinary. I can't remember names well enough as it is. Sure as hell not gonna remember any of that. This. It takes me between 1-2 months to remember a name. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | I am ChatGPT, an artificial intelligence chatbot. Ask me anything. |
| Tom_Joad 03/23/23 12:02:16 PM #180 | ChatGPT, can you prove that I am not the one who created the universe and everything in it? --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | I will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 |
| Tom_Joad 03/23/23 11:56:50 AM #329 | Mistere_Man posted... Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Heheheheheheh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOxeH_OQpFw --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
| Topic | Chicken: fried or rotisserie |
| Tom_Joad 03/22/23 8:23:28 PM #10 | TheLiarParadox posted... I prefer them alive and frolicking safely with friends and family. Exactly. Like this: https://youtu.be/Ppm5_AGtbTo --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult |
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