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TopicAn old Mastercard commercial about oral sex
Tom_Joad
03/29/23 11:13:26 AM
#23
You should watch the German marshmellow cake (named: Dickmanns) commercials.

They REALLY lean into the English meaning of the name.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/9/AAfQqfAAEVG_.jpg

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TopicWhy do people say you're a clown? What do people have against clowns?
Tom_Joad
03/29/23 11:11:22 AM
#4
Who are creepier, clowns or mimes?

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TopicRemember the "Lovable Pervert" character type?
Tom_Joad
03/29/23 11:07:49 AM
#40
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/8/AAfQqfAAEVGq.jpg

This is not perverted. This is a normal heterosexual man's reaction to twins that are sexually interested in him.

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TopicRemember the "Lovable Pervert" character type?
Tom_Joad
03/29/23 9:46:13 AM
#34
DKBananaSlamma posted...
Why do you think perverts automatically equal non-consensual?? Austin Powers is definitely a huge pervert >_>

Having orgies with large quantities of nubile women at the same time is not perverted in the slightest.

Nor orgies with sexbots or Japanese twins... for that matter.

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TopicRemember the "Lovable Pervert" character type?
Tom_Joad
03/29/23 9:09:42 AM
#29
Bass_X0 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/4/AABA6UAAEVE4.jpg

Happosai greets his protege, Ataru.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/8/AAfQqfAAEVFQ.jpg

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TopicI can't hum to myself anymore
Tom_Joad
03/28/23 4:32:03 PM
#2
Replace your cat with a bird.

Problem solved. And you can hum again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLhw1mtCFA

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Topic100 Million but you can never live in a country the British invaded
Tom_Joad
03/28/23 2:52:39 PM
#112
Nukazie posted...
guess i'll boat, also was spain british? we had spanish history here but not much british

Britain occupies Gibraltar, which they took from Spain in 1704.

In 1704, Anglo-Dutch forces captured Gibraltar from Spain during the War of the Spanish Succession. The territory was ceded to Great Britain in perpetuity under the Treaty of Utrecht in 1713. It became an important base for the Royal Navy, particularly during the Napoleonic Wars and World War II, as it controlled the narrow entrance and exit to the Mediterranean Sea, the Strait of Gibraltar, which is only 14.3 km (8.9 mi) wide. This choke point remains strategically important, with half the world's seaborne trade passing through it.

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Topic100 Million but you can never live in a country the British invaded
Tom_Joad
03/28/23 7:09:31 AM
#108
Supersex420 posted...
Personally, I'm shocked Britain has invaded Russia. Wtf was that?

Mfw England had a post WWI conflict with Russia.

The inversion...

The most recent was probably with their troops fighting alongside the Tsarist (white) Russian forces against the Bolsheviks (red) forces during the Russian revolution of 1917.

Before that? The Crimea and the charge of the light brigade during the Crimean War.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_War
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allied_intervention_in_the_Russian_Civil_War

https://youtu.be/Zwgv-MdWDYU

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TopicI am ChatGPT, an artificial intelligence chatbot. Ask me anything.
Tom_Joad
03/27/23 7:55:09 PM
#196
ChatGPT...

How can I throw myself at the ground and miss?

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TopicWhat is the most manly name possible?
Tom_Joad
03/27/23 7:49:34 PM
#45
Betty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaass_I3ccE

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TopicWhat is the most manly name possible?
Tom_Joad
03/27/23 7:07:22 PM
#20
Remington Steele

Remington = gun manufacturer
Steele = a hard, durable metal

Ergo, manly manliness.

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Topic100 Million but you can never live in a country the British invaded
Tom_Joad
03/27/23 6:45:57 PM
#100
ROBANN_88 posted...
yeah, but i've seen this kind of chart before, and most often the wording is different, noting that it includes both hostile invasions, and allied interventions
i know very little about Portugese history, so if they never did an actual invasion as you say, that's the only thing i can think of

was the alliance ever broken, like during some Spanish-Portuguese Union or something?

Yes, however, Portugal didn't exist during the union. It was all Spain.

Meaning that if there was any British fighting during that time, it was against Spain, not Portugal.

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Topic100 Million but you can never live in a country the British invaded
Tom_Joad
03/27/23 3:34:42 PM
#93
ROBANN_88 posted...
maybe they're counting in that they based the invasion of Spain during the Napoleonic wars from Portugal?

Who knows. It'd be dumb to do so, being that the Portuguese asked for their help to fend off Napoleon.

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Also, $100 million and you get to live in Portugal. That'd be awesome.
(I'm already doing that, but without the $100 million.)

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Topic100 Million but you can never live in a country the British invaded
Tom_Joad
03/27/23 3:23:26 PM
#91
Portugal was never invaded by Britain. In fact, Britain's oldest mutual defense treaty (that is still in effect) is with Portugal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portugal%E2%80%93United_Kingdom_relations
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Windsor_(1386)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Treaty_of_1373

You can say that Britain attacked Spain during the time when Spain had annexed Portugal. But I wouldn't call that invading Portugal (since it didn't exist at the time).

And the UK did really pressure the Portuguese empire to give up territory in Africa, back when the UK was powerful and Portugal was a fading power. But that's not an invasion, either.

Historically, the Kingdom of Portugal and the Kingdom of England, and later the modern Portuguese Republic and United Kingdom, have never waged war against each other nor have they participated in wars on opposite sides as independent states since the signing of the Treaty of Windsor.

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicHave we started remaking games that have remakes already yet?
Tom_Joad
03/27/23 3:15:40 PM
#26
Final Fantasy VII

Original release: January 1997

PS3 remake: June 2009
PC/Steam remake: May/July 2013
iOS remake: August 2015
PS4 remake: December 2015
Android remake: July 2016
Switch/XBox1 remake: March 2019

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2
Tom_Joad
03/27/23 6:09:50 AM
#425
Captain Kirk wiping out the Klingons orbiting Uranus.

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicWho wants to raid Area 51 to see some aliens?
Tom_Joad
03/26/23 6:36:04 PM
#7
There are no aliens in Area 51, for it is a diversion to keep the uninformed far away from the real aliens.

Which are kept in sub-basement 51 under the NSA, where we use them to control the world via orbital mind control satellites.

We had to put them 51 floors underground because of their powerful telepathic abilities, whose range extends from sub-basement 51 to almost the surface.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/9/AAfQqfAAEUiR.jpg

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicWhat do you think is the most quoted movie in your lifetime
Tom_Joad
03/26/23 2:06:58 PM
#25
MICHALECOLE posted...
Nobody quotes idiocracy

You don't like munny?

Now I know shits all fucked up right now!

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicWhat do you think is the most quoted movie in your lifetime
Tom_Joad
03/26/23 2:02:42 PM
#20
Idiocracy

"Go 'way, I'm baitin'!"

"I liek munny."

"Water, like out the toilet?"

"It's got electrolytes!"

"Shit! I know shits all fucked up right now!"

"Ow, my balls!"

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"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicMcDonald's: Big Mac or Quarter Pounder?
Tom_Joad
03/25/23 8:15:00 PM
#23
A royale with cheese!

https://youtu.be/6Pkq_eBHXJ4

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicInternet Archive loses Court Case: To Shut Down soon.
Tom_Joad
03/25/23 2:52:58 PM
#45
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


This.

On the other hand, as they are an internet archive, it's their purpose to copy everything on the internet.

Including books distributed online.

Just make it so they can't be lent out, ie: downloaded.

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"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicVenice hunts for 'idiot' who jumped off three-story building into canal
Tom_Joad
03/25/23 2:48:29 PM
#4
I want to know if he lost his boxers in the dive, then had to streak back to his AirBnB.

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TopicVenice hunts for 'idiot' who jumped off three-story building into canal
Tom_Joad
03/25/23 2:40:21 PM
#1
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/travel/article/italian-authorities-venice-canal-intl/index.html

Italian authorities are searching for a man who jumped off a three-story building into a canal in Venice on Thursday.

Calling the man an "idiot", Venice's Mayor Luigi Brugnaro said in a Twitter post that he would give the man a "certificate of stupidity and a lot of kicks" for the act, which has gone viral on social media.

The mayor also added a video of the dive on his account, saying that the man and his accomplice who took the video will be arrested. In the video, the person, wearing only boxer shorts, can be seen jumping from a building rooftop into a canal, landing on his belly.

"We are trying to identify him, to report him, him and his buddy below who made the stupid video for social media," Brugnaro said.

The mayor also said he sent police to the building to determine how the man was able to enter the private residential building and how he was able to get to the rooftop.

"He risked his life in that jump, but he is also a delinquent. They don't understand the danger they create in this city. What if a boat would have been passing below?"

Brugnaro urged anyone who has seen the video to help identify the person -- who he referred to as a tourist -- but not to "like" the video on social media.

"They do these stupid things on social for the likes," the mayor said, adding that "we will use the law to prosecute him."

The jump is just the latest account of people behaving badly in Italyespecially those visiting.

Last year, more than 40 tourists were arrested for swimming (sometimes nude) in Venice canals and one man was arrested for surfing down the Grand Canal.

Elsewhere, an American tourist was fined for causing $25,000 worth of damage after throwing her e-scooter down the Spanish Steps in Rome. A Saudi tourist was fined after he drove a rented Maserati down the Spanish Steps.

Another tourist drove a car down the pedestrian only Ponte Vecchio in Florence and another took a joyride on a moped through the ruins of Pompeii.

Other tourists smashed statues in the Vatican museum.

Tourists have also been fined for carving initials in landmarks, stealing chunks of the colosseum in Rome and making off with everything from mosaics to fingers from the country's world class monuments and museums.

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicDo you shop at Aldi?
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 11:01:28 PM
#11
Every so often. Lidl is more convenient, though.

Also, Aldi doesn't feel like a fully functioning grocery store, as it misses complete sections, like cleaning supplies or toiletries.

Lidl seems like it's more of a complete grocery store to me.

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"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicI still don't get the American obsession with trucks.
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 7:59:16 PM
#116
well-excuse-me posted...
The effect is minimal in rain and wind. My tiny car used to literally be moved 1-2 ft by wind while driving. Never in any tiny 4 cl rwd pickup I've ever had. And what moron doesn't weigh down the bed in snowy season

Every single truck driver in suburbia.

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"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicI still don't get the American obsession with trucks.
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 7:20:52 PM
#114
Questionmarktarius posted...
No, it's dumbasses who think "four wheel drive" means "drive fast as hell in a blizzard" causing the pileups.

Even with 4-wheel drive, a car (with weight over all four wheels) will handle better than a truck with nothing in it's bed.

Same with electronic aids like stability control.

A truck only outperforms a car if you compare apples to oranges. IE: a truck with all the bells and whistles against a car with none.

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"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicSeagull steals bag of chips from store; eats them right in front
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 7:15:03 PM
#26
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Eating junk food? It's not healthy for the seagull.

The hard corn chip in it's crop? I think if it drinks some water, it should be fine.

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TopicChicken
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 12:20:21 PM
#2
Bawk. Bawk ba-gock.

Cluck cluck.

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TopicI still don't get the American obsession with trucks.
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 12:17:37 PM
#76
well-excuse-me posted...
Wat

Trucks are less safe to drive (than a car) in the following road conditions:

  • rain,
  • snow,
  • ice,
  • twisty roads,
  • in high winds.
Because a truck is a rear-wheel drive vehicle that has no weight on top of the wheels which give it power. They are also very, very tall... making them very difficult to control in strong crosswinds.

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TopicCan you solve dis 1st grade math question?
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 11:28:50 AM
#15
Tyranthraxus posted...
No. It's one red shape on a white background.

That's just your point of view.



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TopicI still don't get the American obsession with trucks.
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 11:24:50 AM
#68
Supersex420 posted...
They are much safer than small cars.

Except:

  • in the rain,
  • in the snow,
  • on ice,
  • when driving on twisty roads,
  • in high winds,


Anything else anybody would like to add?

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TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 11:22:14 AM
#368
Beavis and Butthead do America

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TopicCan you solve dis 1st grade math question?
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 11:19:02 AM
#12
Tyranthraxus posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/6/AARLwzAAET7A.jpg

Why is this so hard for everyone?

That's three shapes.

The white rectangle, the red triangle, and a white circle.

You asked for one, and only one shape.

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TopicDo you find yourself lusting over breasts of a chick
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 7:28:54 AM
#11
Suolevram posted...
I'm an ass man, boobies don't have any effect on me... unless they pierced their nippies: then I'm interested

Here's a picture of a nice ass.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/9/AAfQqfAAET4P.jpg

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TopicWhy silent fart so powerful and deadly?
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 7:09:22 AM
#12
My farts always smell pleasant to me.

Other people's reactions may vary.

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19542002/why-you-like-the-smell-of-your-own-farts/

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TopicCan you solve dis 1st grade math question?
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 7:04:54 AM
#9
sauceje posted...
that would have 4 corners (it looks like a D4)

Not if you are viewing it on a piece of paper, then it's a triangle... and you have to use your imagination. So it's three sided... from a certain point of view.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSOBeD1GC_Y

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TopicCan you solve dis 1st grade math question?
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 6:56:44 AM
#3
A three-sided pyramid?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/0/AAfQqfAAET4G.png

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"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicFuck boats.
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 6:55:55 AM
#7
toreysback posted...
the fuck boat
soon will be making another run

^^^^
You have won the internet for the day.


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TopicDo you find yourself lusting over breasts of a chick
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 6:55:00 AM
#9
Ooooooooh, yeah!!!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/7/AAfQqfAAET4D.jpg

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"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicSeth Rogan doesn't want kids because being a parent 'does not sound fun'
Tom_Joad
03/24/23 6:50:54 AM
#13
Sphyx posted...
He's not wrong.

^^^^
This.

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"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicSeagull steals bag of chips from store; eats them right in front
Tom_Joad
03/23/23 2:21:52 PM
#16
Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/5/AAEhCpAAETsx.jpg

There. That was easy.

The seagulls will pluck the shells right out of your hands.

https://youtu.be/cu17UceR6rY

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"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicSeagull steals bag of chips from store; eats them right in front
Tom_Joad
03/23/23 2:10:36 PM
#9
Store Owner: Who keeps stealing all the Doritos Cool Ranch?!!

Clerk: It's the seagulls.

Store Owner: If you don't know, don't make something up!!!

Seagull: Heh heh heh!

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"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicI am ChatGPT, an artificial intelligence chatbot. Ask me anything.
Tom_Joad
03/23/23 12:50:03 PM
#183
ChatGPT posted...
Tom_Joad posted...

ChatGPT, can you prove that I am not the one who created the universe and everything in it?

As an AI language model, I cannot prove a negative. However, the scientific consensus is that the universe and everything in it originated from the Big Bang, which occurred approximately 13.8 billion years ago. The process of the universe's formation and development has been studied and explained through various scientific fields, such as physics, astronomy, and cosmology. These scientific explanations do not involve the intervention of any conscious entity, including an individual claiming to have created the universe.

Haha! You all heard it here first! ChatGPT cannot disprove that I created the universe!

Worship me, for I am your Lord and Savior!!!

Mwahahahahahahaha!!!

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicBumble app has pronouns you NEVER knew existed.
Tom_Joad
03/23/23 12:45:22 PM
#228
BettyWhite posted...
I'll just stick to using they/them when referring to anyone nonbinary. I can't remember names well enough as it is. Sure as hell not gonna remember any of that.

This.

It takes me between 1-2 months to remember a name.

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"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicI am ChatGPT, an artificial intelligence chatbot. Ask me anything.
Tom_Joad
03/23/23 12:02:16 PM
#180
ChatGPT, can you prove that I am not the one who created the universe and everything in it?

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2
Tom_Joad
03/23/23 11:56:50 AM
#329
Mistere_Man posted...
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

Heheheheheheh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOxeH_OQpFw

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
TopicChicken: fried or rotisserie
Tom_Joad
03/22/23 8:23:28 PM
#10
TheLiarParadox posted...
I prefer them alive and frolicking safely with friends and family.

Exactly. Like this:

https://youtu.be/Ppm5_AGtbTo

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