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Topic"Fuck [NOUN]"
AldousIsDead
04/26/23 8:31:19 PM
#12
Fuck [TC].

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TopicBeef tongue? Would CE eat it?
AldousIsDead
04/26/23 4:42:14 PM
#8
It's really fuckin good.

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TopicHow do you feel about oral sex?
AldousIsDead
04/24/23 2:23:41 PM
#46
Ever since my dick went on the fritz I have accelerated my pussy eating game.

The lady appreciates it certainly.

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TopicOk Boomer...
AldousIsDead
04/24/23 1:14:07 PM
#3
See you later, Wheel Gator.

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TopicIs videogamedonkey all washed up now?
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 8:19:30 PM
#2
Always did.

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TopicSometimes my partner just calls and wants to talk way too much
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 2:41:16 PM
#3
nononom0use123 posted...
Literally the only issue I have with my partner. Everything else is wonderful. But you cant just be like hey you call too much lol
You can. It's called communication.

Hey, I use my time driving to and from work to unwind and destress. If I don't pick up during that time it's because of that. Is that ok with you?

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TopicWould you ever buy your shampoo and body wash from Dollar Tree?
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 1:52:19 PM
#13
GranTurismo posted...
Why do you dislike 3 in 1 though? I like it
It's murder on your hair.

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TopicChina lodges complaint
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 1:09:08 PM
#4
They can lodge it firmly between their buttocks.

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TopicSpringfield, MO man charged with demanding meat at gunpoint
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 1:02:55 PM
#38
Shotgunnova posted...
There once was a man who was taken
By criminal impulses awakened
While craving some ham,
He went on the lam
But located nothing but bacon
Bravo you criminal bastard.

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TopicIsn't odd how we are asked to venerate slavers
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 1:00:55 PM
#5
whitelytning posted...
Judging people that lived hundreds of years ago by todays standards isnt very reasonable.
It was still bad then.

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TopicIsn't odd how we are asked to venerate slavers
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 12:58:51 PM
#2
But tell me again how America isn't founded on and inextricably tied to racism.

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TopicYou win the lottery and a girl who harshly rejected you hits you up.
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 12:57:29 PM
#3
Nope. If I win the lottery I go full hermit.

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TopicTrope name for a character turning their head at something shocking being said?
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 12:55:44 PM
#3
Double Take?

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TopicMan Get's Life Sentence for 9th DWI
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 12:32:55 PM
#28
party_animal07 posted...
Can't be from Wisconsin. People have multiple duis here all the fucking time here.
Truth.

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TopicThis topic contains inappropriate touching.
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 12:29:35 PM
#3
Mods ban this man.

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Topicmental health 'resources'
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 12:08:08 PM
#2
Silence, cog.

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TopicWould you ever buy your shampoo and body wash from Dollar Tree?
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 12:04:41 PM
#7
GranTurismo posted...
oh you don't think there is any drop off in quality?
I mean they're still the same brands, just old usually.

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TopicWould you ever buy your shampoo and body wash from Dollar Tree?
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 11:58:00 AM
#4
When I'm on the road and it's the only game in town, sure.

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TopicYet another pastor gets busted for child porn.
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 11:49:54 AM
#26
Have_A_Cigar posted...
I'm not quiet about this. It is disgusting indeed and this person is obviously very sick. Just because I often lean conservative, it doesn't mean I condone this awful behavior.

But other things I believe also as a conservative:
* "A woman's body is her own fucking business" - as quoted directly from Jay in Dogma.
* I also believe racism still very much exists - and it unfortunately comes/goes to/from every direction.
* And I also believe conservatives have jacked up Christianity very much. Nowhere in the New Testament (and I've read it many times) did Jesus ever promote hate - he was the most forgiving and inclusive person in the entire Bible.
* And I believe guns have gotten out of control.

And yet despite all that, I still lean conservative. We're not all bad; but many of us certainly are. I consider myself socially moderate but fiscally conservative. I don't believe the government can fix all these issues... people need to own it and grass roots the efforts like the counter culture environment in the 60s.

Just my 2 cents.


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TopicYet another pastor gets busted for child porn.
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 11:24:19 AM
#21
bladegash posted...
1986
Womp womp.

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TopicMan Get's Life Sentence for 9th DWI
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 10:07:07 AM
#19
St0rmFury posted...
Here's the kicker, he chose to have the jury decide his punishment.
Ok, that's just pure Fuck Around, Find Out there.

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TopicMan Get's Life Sentence for 9th DWI
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 10:05:43 AM
#18
indica posted...
Wouldn't he have lost his license long before that? Like, how was he even legally driving at all?
He wasn't. There really isn't anything stopping anyone from hopping in a vehicle and driving until they get pulled over.

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TopicMan Get's Life Sentence for 9th DWI
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 10:03:11 AM
#15
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/2/AAWLQcAAEaNw.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/3/AAWLQcAAEaNx.jpg

Drunk drivers suck.

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TopicMan Get's Life Sentence for 9th DWI
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 9:57:05 AM
#11
UnfairRepresent posted...
It's Texas so the Jury gets to decide his sentence, they decided on life.
Ah, there it is.

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TopicMy date yesterday went pretty well!!!
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 9:50:22 AM
#3
You still suck, but good luck out there man.

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TopicMan Get's Life Sentence for 9th DWI
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 9:48:19 AM
#7
My right hand is permanently crippled from a drunk driver last year, and fuck this guy, just so we're clear, but life seems excessive.

I guess I need more context to know why that was appropriate.

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TopicMatt Walsh apparently wrote a book lambasting modern Christianity.
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 9:24:19 AM
#32
radical_rhino posted...
I thought Jesus existed as some anti-Roman agitator. He had documented siblings.
They're only mentioned in the gospels which are frankly worthless as establishing his actual historicity.

The evidence for Jesus is pathetically flimsy. Mind you the arguments for mythicism have no smoking gun I can point to, just lots and lots of little "Huh, that's weird" things that when you string them all together paint a picture of a preexisting angelic figure who was later turned into a man, like Romulus, Osiris, and others.

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TopicMemes #37
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 5:30:53 AM
#241
MI4_REAL posted...
You should probably prune that from your lexicon.
Why?

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Topicjust got an illegal lego set
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 1:58:38 AM
#20
Not that I'm encouraging scalping, but aren't there a bunch of crazy legosexuals that would pay big money for that?

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TopicMatt Walsh apparently wrote a book lambasting modern Christianity.
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 1:56:15 AM
#21
Zikten posted...
If everyone is so sure he existed, someone please link me the proof. For I have never seen it. Everyone always says "historians agree he existed" but never show the evidence. As I have said everytime this debate comes up, as far as I am aware, all non biblical mentions of Jesus are just people saying "Christians exist as a new weird religion. They worship some guy Rome executed"

That doesn't count as proof of Jesus. It's just proof that those people heard the stories
And furthermore people who should be able to tell us real facts about the man like Paul are completely silent about him. Then we get forgeries in Paul's name after the gospels are written that are basically "nuh-uh, we didn't make him up" which is interesting because even back then when there should be at least a couple of guys who knew a guy who knew Jesus still alive there were people saying he was fictional.

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TopicMatt Walsh apparently wrote a book lambasting modern Christianity.
AldousIsDead
04/23/23 1:42:16 AM
#19
nucIearratchet posted...
Yeah I read most if not all history experts agree he was a real person.
The consensus in Jesus studies remains that he was historical. It is worth noting that the overwhelming majority of historians who work in the field are literally contractually obligated to say that not only Jesus was real but also their personal savior.

Among secular scholars the consensus still favors historicity, but is significantly weaker. It should also be pointed out that even just 30 years ago the consensus among scholars was that Moses was historical, whereas now you have to go to a specifically theistic scholar to find anyone taking that position.

Jesus's time may well be coming. I for one am quite convinced that he's mythical.

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TopicPpl shot at for going to the wrong house. Cop sided with shooter.
AldousIsDead
04/22/23 2:18:36 PM
#3
Has it? I'm thinking just like train derailments this happens all the damn time and we just didn't get told.

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TopicAlissa Heinerscheid takes leave of absence from Budweiser; replaced by executive
AldousIsDead
04/21/23 10:54:05 PM
#3
Someone please mute the Smalt.

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TopicPancakes for Dinner, yay or nay
AldousIsDead
04/21/23 4:22:20 PM
#3
Mmmm, dikfast.

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TopicShe says ''You know what ugly? You aren't so bad looking after a while''
AldousIsDead
04/21/23 4:21:15 PM
#6
Wait till you see me naked.

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TopicWelcome to Hotwaifu schools of wizards and waifus!
AldousIsDead
04/21/23 3:52:15 PM
#53
DB_Insider posted...
@AldousIsDead

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Fuckin fantastic sir. 10/10.

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TopicHave you ever held hands with a member of the opposite sex?
AldousIsDead
04/21/23 3:33:00 PM
#4
No, just intertwined toes. It was magical.

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TopicAre you overly self-conscious or insecure about your penis size?
AldousIsDead
04/21/23 1:19:37 PM
#22
TheFuriousInch posted...
Nope, not me.

WHY, WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?!
10/10 post/username combo.

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