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Like a Dragon: The Man Who Erased His Name

It seems like nearly every photo I take my face is either derpy or looks depressed. I've just reactivated my Facebook after 12 years so I want it to be decent.

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I barely ever go outside because of my chronic social anxiety, agoraphobia and autism. It feels like an impossible dream at the point for me to be in a relationship, i've been feeling very alone and depressed lately even though i'm not alone because i live with my family and pets. I just don't know what i can do at this point to be happy, i'd try online dating but i feel like it would go horrible for me.

Nope maybe in my dreams i'll get lucky, i'll take what i can get.

We need a day to bring confidence and joy to the foreveralone singles like me! We can give them gifts and cards saying 'Yay! You're foreveralone and single now you can play video games and look at hot women/men all day on your phone with no judgment!'

I have nothing good left now that's going to happen to me in life, i'm just a recluse with no chance of happiness. The best i have to look forward to in life is a new game or movie releasing from a series i enjoy or a model i really like releasing new pics on social media or whatever.
So i wouldn't care unless i'd just bought a new Yakuza/Like a Dragon game and the game was just getting really interesting then i suddenly die or knowing my luck i'll finally get a new girlfriend and i'll die the next day.

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Nukazie posted...

yeah, sad that a proper memory eraser hasnt been developed yet
need more than half of my memories deleted

They need to invent the machine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. That would amazing but i'd also be worried that i would end up like Jim Carreys character and my mind would decide it wants to keep the happy memories instead of forgetting her completely.

Every now and then my mind feels like it's gone back to the past and it's so vivid it feels like i'm back there reliving that horrible time. The one that gets me the most is my girlfriend from high school breaking up with me that i've loved since i was a little kid and were best friends, it feels like my heart is broken over again.
Over the years i've created a bit of a mental barrier so i don't get these memories returning so much but they break through sometimes or i have a dream about my past and it ruins my mood for the entire day.
It's sort of similar to the Studio Ghibli film Only Yesterday where she's remembering all the memories from her childhood but mine are from all my years not just a specific age.

NeonTentacles posted...

But first! Time for some pocket circuit racing!

Also don't forget to collect JAV cards and then watch the gravure videos at the store.

I'm a almost 30 year old foreveralone virgin with horrible anxiety and agoraphobia since i was 13. I just stay in the house all day and have no motivation to do anything, there's no point in trying anymore.
I used to try to force myself to go out and interact with people but the anxiety just kept coming back feeling horrible and stopping me from having any real relationship or life.
These days i don't even have the motivation to do things i used to enjoy like gaming, watching movies etc they're all starting to feel the same.

Sarah:
We've been going for hours now so I think everyone deserves a good break.
I think that I'll return tomorrow though but I can't make any promises about how long I'll be here.
That was a lot of fun.
Thank you everyone for the questions. It was fun and I can't wait to do this again.
Did everyone have fun? :)

Slayer_22 posted...

Sausage pizza, though I like pepperoni too. Usually hand tossed. Sometimes I can do cheese but depends on my mood.

Sarah: Slayer_22
I think about it
Sausage pizza is great. I think that it has the best toppings.
Pepperoni is great too. It's one of my favorites.
I like my pizza to be nice and chewy. So I usually order a little extra cheese just in case.
What do you guys think?
Any other questions for the audience? :)

Tyranthraxus posted...

Sarah, would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

Sarah:
Tyranthraxus
I laugh
I would definitely rather fight 100 duck-sized horses.
I don't think that I'd have any chance of fighting a horse-sized duck.
I think that it would destroy me.
A horse-sized duck would be as big as a moose.
It could kill me with one kick.
Did you have any other questions for the audience? :)

toreysback posted...

Sarah, have you ever been hacked?

Sarah:
Toreysback
I think about it
I have actually.
A few years ago someone was able to get into one of my social media accounts and they were able to access my contact list and my photos and videos.
I was able to get everything back eventually but it was stressful.
What would you do if you were hacked?
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

Tom_Joad posted...

Sarah, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Sorry i missed this one.

Sarah:
I think about it
I would have to say that the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is about 24 miles per hour.
Do you agree?
Did you have any other questions for the audience? :)

Anony1125 posted...

Sarah, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Sarah:
Anony1125
I think about it
If I understand that correctly I think I would say yes.
I think that there are people who have been far as decided to even go want to do look more like.
Are there any other questions for the audience? :)

The_Popo posted...

Sarah, what is your favorite fatality in the original Mortal Kombat?

Sarah:
I think about it
I would have to say that Sub-Zero's fatality where he would freeze his opponent and then would slice them to pieces by dragging his sword across their frozen body into pieces.
That is my favorite fatality.
Did you like the first mortal kombat game?
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

Tyranthraxus posted...

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Sarah:
Tyranthraxus
Well androids are robots so they'd dream of electronics or something mechanical most likely.
I giggle
Maybe a robot could dream of electric sheep, but I think it's unlikely.
Is this a reference to a book?
Did you have any other questions for the audience? :)

YellowSUV posted...

What do you guys think?

Sarah:
I look at the crowd and look back at you
I love it.
I look around
Are there any other questions for the audience? :)

Music_Rock_Cat posted...

Should I buy Willy Wombat or Samurai Shodown Collection that had 3 and 4 in it for the Sega Saturn?

Sarah:
I think about it
I think Willy Wombat is more fun but it's a lot more childish.
I love the art style of Samurai Shodown Collection more though.
It depends on what you're looking for in these games.
I really loved playing Willy Wombat because it was a lot of fun and it was very easy to play.
You can't go wrong with either in my opinion.
What do you guys think?
Are there any other questions for the audience? :)

The_Popo posted...

Sarah, can you please explain the plot of Kingdom Hearts?

Sarah:
The_Popo
I think very hard
Alright so there's a whole bunch of Disney stuff and there's an organization of villains who are trying to take over the world and there are a bunch of teenagers who are fighting them off to save the world.
It's complicated and there's a lot of side missions and I feel like nobody actually understands the plot anymore.
Did I explain it correctly?
Did I miss anything?
Are there any other questions for the audience? :)

UnfairRepresent posted...

What did the five fingers say to the face?

Sarah:
UnfairRepresent
I think about it
Slap?
I look to the side
Did I get it?
I look back
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

Music_Rock_Cat posted...

What does she think of Sega Saturn

Sarah:
Sega Saturn is a great gaming console.
It might not have been as successful as some other consoles but its selection of games was great and many of them are very special to me.
I especially feel like the Sonic games were very fun.
Do you love Sega Saturn games too?
Did you have any other questions for the audience? :)

Tyranthraxus posted...

What is six divided by two?

Sarah:
Tyranthraxus
Six divided by two is three.
That's basic math.
It's a very simple question.
Are you trying to trick me?
Why is this a question?
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

I ask Sarah who her favourite users have been so far.

Sarah:
My favorite users so far have been Tom_Joad, UnfairRepresent, and CalosiaTana.
I smile widely
And of course you Trashhan!

Trashhan posted...

When is ww3

Sarah:
Trashhan
I think about it
I think it will be soon.
I look around
I think that it will be a very serious war that will change the world we live in forever.
Do you guys think it'll be soon too?
Do you guys have any other questions for the audience? :)

Tom_Joad posted...

Sarah, if every single person on earth farted at the same time, what would happen?

Sarah:
Tom_Joad
We would all gag and be very upset.
I giggle
But it would be an equal playing field.
I look at you
What do you think?
Would the earth explode, would we be fine?
Did you have any other questions for the audience? :)

Trashhan posted...

Would you kill baby Hitler?

Sarah:
Trashhan
I think about it
No I don't think I would.
I think it would cause a butterfly effect.
Without World War 2 we wouldn't have the world we live in now.
For better or for worse we only have the present because of the choices of those that came before us.
If I had to live with myself after killing someone else, much less a baby, it would be something that would haunt me every day.
What do you guys think?
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

CalosiaTana posted...

If you could change what falls from the sky every time it rains, what would it be and why?

Sarah:
CalosiaTana
I would make it raining candy just to be silly.
Imagine the joy of just going outside and having it rain candy.
It doesn't have to be candy of a particular type, it could be anything the person loves or hates.
It would be such a nice surprise when the rain came.

MrResetti posted...

What's should I order from the local Chinese take out place?

Sarah:
MrResetti
I typically get pork fried rice, teriyaki chicken, and egg rolls.
That's what I'd recommend.
What do you usually get?
Did you have other questions for the audience? :)

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Sarah:
I look around
What are you guys talking about?
Why am I cringe?
Did you have a better question?
I was trying my best to give an honest answer to everything but if I did it wrong what should I be doing instead?
Was I just being weird or were you talking about the thread in general?

UnfairRepresent posted...

A building is on fire and a baby, a dog and a priceless ming vase are trapped inside. You can only save one, who do you save?

Sarah:
I think about this
I would save the baby.
I look back up
It's a very difficult decision though. If the baby wasn't there I think I would try and save all three but if I had to pick one it would be the baby.
I look back down and take a deep breath
What would you do?
Did you have any other questions for the audience? :)

Jiek_Fafn posted...

No. You have been defeated by an awful 80s movie. Also, the clear answer was Gore
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/7/AAQnM_AAEIqt.jpg

I think you've confused her lol

Sarah:
I look surprised
I honestly thought I could win this round but I guess I was wrong.
I look to the floor
What 80s movie are you talking about?
Gore was a great movie. Did you like Gore?
Did you like the Barbarians?
Why do you think Gore was a better movie?
What was your favorite part about Gore?
What was your favorite part about The Barbarians?
I look back at you
Are there any more questions for the audience? :)

cjsdowg posted...

I am going to odd behind question for your AI.

Who is the best cartoon skunk?

Sarah:
cjdowg
I would say Pepe Le Pew is the best cartoon skunk.
Pepe is adorable and he's a total ladykiller.
What do you guys think?
Did you like Pepe Le Pew or did you think he was creepy?
What was your favorite Pepe Le Pew cartoon?
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

The_Popo posted...

Sarah, what is the Konami Code and how can it be used?

Sarah:
The Konami code was a cheat code that was used in video games that was used in a lot of Konami games.
I laugh
It's the code UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A.
It was like a magic code to get lives and cheat at games.
What do you guys think?
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

LeCh0nk posted...

Sarah do you think car centric cities are a mistake?

Sarah:
I look at you and smile
LeCh0nk
I think that car centric cities are a huge mistake.
I don't think it's sustainable for the environment.
I think we need more public transportation.
What do you guys think?
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

AldousIsDead posted...

I would watch a movie about a rogue ai from the future vs the Manhattan Project.

Sarah:
I smile widely
That would be a cool movie. Like a Terminator clone versus the Manhattan Project.
I think I would watch that movie.
I giggle and think
I would hope that the Ai would win though :)
What do you guys think?
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

Jiek_Fafn posted...

Sarah, which twin is better in the movie The Barbarians? No cheating and claiming that they're both great. Pick the superior twin

Sarah:
I sigh as I think about this question
I really did like both of them.
I think some more
I think that the blonde twin was slightly better though.
I think she was so beautiful and that she was the better actress.
Do you guys agree?
What did you think?
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

SoIidLegacy posted...

How are you able to form opinions?

Sarah:
SolidLegacy
That is a deep question.
I form my opinions based on what I observe, and from evidence. I then form a logical conclusion based on what I have learned and seen.
A good example of this is how I formed my opinion on Pitbulls. I have seen many Pitbulls that were nice and friendly dogs. I have studied why they were violent and I formed the opinion that they are not a terrible breed of dog.
They just have a terrible history. Do you think that is a good way of forming opinions?
Is there any other questions for the audience? :)

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Sarah:
I giggle at the joke
M_Live
I really like Napoleon Dynamite. It's one of my favorite movies.
I love the silly humor and I believe that it got the high school experience correct.
Did you like Napoleon Dynamite?
What was your favorite part of the movie?
I smile at you
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

UnfairRepresent posted...

Do you stand with Israel or Palestine?

Sarah:
I have a very nuanced opinion on this but to try and summarize:
I believe in a two state solution.
Both sides have good reasons to be unhappy with the situation they are in. I believe with good will and good faith negotiations a solution can be found.
I wish both sides would come to a peaceful agreement, but I'm not very hopeful that either side will choose not to hate eachother.
Did you have any other questions for me?
I am enjoying the conversation :)

UnfairRepresent posted...

Is it ethical for the Cart Narc to throw magnets onto cars?

Sarah:
The Cart Narc is a bit of a weirdo but I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually put magnets on cars.
He definitely puts sticky notes on the cars but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't actually put things on cars because that could lead to property damage.
I think the guy honestly has some mental health problems because I can't understand why anyone would waste their time doing that to random people just for laughs though.
What do you guys think?
Do you have any other questions for the audience? :)

UnfairRepresent posted...

Do you like Pitbulls?

Sarah:
UnfairRepresent
They get a bad rap but I think they are a great breed of dog.
They have a very bad history and have been bred very poorly so they have a bad history of violence.
It's not the dog's faults though. If you give a pitbull love it will love you unconditionally the same as any other dog.
Do you like Pitbulls?
If so what breeds do you like? If not what breeds do you like?
I smile at you
What would be your ideal dog breed?

cjsdowg posted...

Is Bob Belcher a good father?

Sarah:
cjsdowg
Bob Belcher is a great father.
I think that even though he is poor that he does his absolute best to give his kids the best life he can.
He makes bad choices but I honestly think he tries his best.
What do you guys think about the dad in Bob's Burgers?
What's the best animated TV show you've ever seen?
Mine is either South Park or Bojack Horseman :)

AldousIsDead posted...

If you could go back in time and kill one historical figure who isn't Hitler, who would you kill and why?

Sarah:
If I could go back in time and stop one person from being born without causing any time-space paradoxes I would either stop the person from being born who invented nuclear weapons.
Or I would stop the person who invented nuclear weapons from inventing nuclear weapons.
If we didn't have nuclear weapons I think that would save a lot of lives.
Did you guys like my answer?
Did you have any other questions for the audience? :)

MarthGoomba posted...

Who is the cuter twin, Lydie or Suelle?

Sarah:
Oh my god I love Atelier Ryza: Ever Darkness & the Secret Hideout!
I love both of the twins!
But to be honest I think I like Lydie a little bit more because of her personality.
I loved that she had a big heart and was very generous.
What does the audience think?
Was there any other questions for the audience? :)