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ViewtifulGrave posted...

Mario and Luigi are twins.

Your point?

Mexican. Daisy is British and Luigi is Australian

rexcrk posted...

Actually new or new where they send you an open game?

They'll send you a box, there's no guarantee that there'll be a game in it though.

"Link, you must find me." was pretty dumb though, just tell him where you are.

I gotta say, there was a lot of crap there that I liked. I'll be keeping my expectations reasonably low though, I learned my lesson from BoTW.

I hang out with a 74 year old lady from work.

Where is your god now TC?

Well god damn that's great news, I was wondering what happened to the other topic.

Congrats to both of you. I've only got one question...

Where are we going to celebrate?
Jk take it easy, the two of you. There will be plenty of time for that later.

Pics of dinner.

Just take your sister to see Mario.
That way all three of you are screwed.

That'll teach her to not volunteer you next time.

The only thing that annoys me about her is the same thing that annoys me about Leon, and that's the damn heavy breathing. Even if they just take two steps!

If the government can't make me, what makes you think you ever could.

Fake news!
That wasn't George Santos, that was a person pretending to be George Santos, which just happens to be George Santos, allegedly... for now...

She definitely took (a little) one for the team.

Yeah and it's really annoying when she just takes two steps and she's already out of breath.

Kinda makes the Fat Ashley make sense, but I ain't using it.

IMNOTRAGED posted...

Well, fuck his original wife and kids then I guess. If you're not going into these stories with the predetermined conclusion that god is the good guy there's no way you don't come away from it thinking he's a massive asshole.

Even the supposedly nicer version is still threatening people with eternal hellfire if they don't love him/his kid enough

To be fair, they're considered merely objects and possessions just like his sheep, camels, servants, etc. so it helps if you think of them as such.
God had to prove a point God dammit; and prove it he did! Or so we're told.

Nope. Never had friends, still don't.

God cloned himself and turned his original evil self into Jesus and placed a curse upon him. Everytime Jesus wanted to to something evil (in line with the original God) the curse kicked in and forced him to do something good.

Finally Clone God became bored and had OG Evil God (Jesus) killed, which he later regretted so he revived him 3 days later.

I read it on the back of a menu at IHOP so you know it's true.

And you didn't invite your best friend(s) CE?
Disgraceful.

Bullshitting aside, congrats!

Tyranthraxus posted...

No you don't. You can use 1 breakable weapon against two enemies, then pick up one of their weapons and equip it without having to go into the menu. Repeat every two enemies you kill. That's how you're intended to play the game.

So you don't have to stop what you're doing (combat) to enter a menu, instead you have to stop what you're doing (still combat) to go pick up some another weapon because yours broke. As opposed to... Just using your weapon until you're done?

How is that not interrupting the flow of combat still?

Tyranthraxus posted...

If you make weapons unbreakable what ends up happening is people will just use one weapon for the whole game and that's not how you play Breath of the Wild.

It might be how you WANT to play but really you want to play a different game because BotW ain't it. BotW is about interactions with the environment including physics, whatever you can pick up off the ground nearby, and weather interactions.

What's the difference between using 1 unbreakable weapon against 20 enemies vs using 10 breakable weapons against the same 20 enemies?

Answer: you have to stop to equip each of those 10 weapons (quick menu included).
It's just a waste of time to stop the player mid-combat.

Clearly she was equipped with Rations. It all makes sense if you think about it.

Yeah sure I'll throw my race in the hat.

Damn I didn't even notice the Batman logo on the chest, is that supposed to be the Batman Returns outfit? The abs look about right.

Anyways...

"It was me all along Barry, I messed up your outfit!"

What knife?

Stay strong brother. Tell her to not think that way, the cancer only wins if she lets it win. It's good to let her vent but those negative thoughts need to go out the door ASAP. She's got this! We're rooting for her!

I don't know your family dynamic but I would pull her mom to the side and ask her to not bother your wife with those comments if they're upsetting your wife.

Massively sad D

Status pending...

The one where Kenny dies

It also grows a tail...

Da best

I show her how it's done and tongue his uvula.

Is it another limited playtime demo?

Just continues to show that they never cared about the well being of children, it's just about saving a few dollars.

I liked the game (batmobile included) I just didn't like the handling of the main Antagonist.
I understand why the devs(?) said it wouldn't be who it was but I don't like that they lied about it.

Almost as good as Jimmy vs Timmy.

There's some good and some bad.
Like with everything.

https://youtu.be/tHRIT42pRuI?t=12

Movie: Captain Marvel.
Show: She-Hulk.

vegeta415 posted...

It absolutely takes more stamina but Ive done it plenty of times. Stamina refreshing meals are so easy whether you need half a refill or you want 3 extra stamina bars, you can make any climb. Like 3 fireflies and a monster part potion are pretty easy to come by. And something I underestimated is movement speed foods to.

This just shows the triviality of the whole experience. You're in some bind or minor inconvenience? Just stuff your face with w/e is available in your inventory to replenish X or Y. All it ended up doing is slowing the pacing down even more by having to go into the damn inventory to replenish health or stamina..

I hope I'm wrong but I don't see them shifting gears (significantly) in TotK to fix the major "issues" from BoTW. I'm only looking forward to TotK to see if they do change things up.

I'm told MGS2.

I think I saw his pinky falling off there at the end.

SuperShake666 posted...

I love how people don't care about anything in the remake but Ashley's tits.

They're not just important to the plot, they Are the plot!

*Edit
Also praise be to PC Mods. She will be Macho Man Randy Savage with ballistics by the end of the day.

Joker 2: Live. Laugh. Love.
Joker 3: Look Who's Laughing Now.
Joker 4: The Joke's on You.
Joker 5: It's Not Funny Anymore.
Joker 6: The Last Laugh.
Joker 7: Joke all you want.

Joker 2: I ain't Laughing.

GrandConjuraton posted...

Plan to enslave children for peanuts? Yes!

It teaches them a valuable lesson from early on.
About child/labor exploitation!

ssj3vegeta posted...

https://i.imgur.com/2MZ7X5Y.jpg

WTH is that on the right?