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TopicTucker Carlson used to be a democrat?!?
DoctorPiranha3
04/26/23 11:39:11 AM
#11
MC_BatCommander posted...
The right wing grift is extremely lucrative
And it attracts the soulless deviants
TopicAre there really any jobs where you do very little, if any work?
DoctorPiranha3
04/26/23 8:26:58 AM
#2
Security
TopicSo is the war in Ukraine going to go on forever or what?
DoctorPiranha3
04/25/23 12:43:08 PM
#4
Nobody wins in war!
TopicBiden officially announced re-election campaign via video
DoctorPiranha3
04/25/23 8:20:33 AM
#12
Vyrulisse posted...
Is Joe even in charge really?
No but his animated corpse is
TopicUmbreon is named Blacky in Japan
DoctorPiranha3
04/25/23 8:03:44 AM
#6
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Ok whitey
TopicUmbreon is named Blacky in Japan
DoctorPiranha3
04/25/23 7:35:04 AM
#1
Racist Nintendo
TopicC/D: Mario Kart peaked with Mario Kart 64.
DoctorPiranha3
04/24/23 6:26:22 PM
#29
D, Double Dash!!
Topicwhy do ppl like reddits formatting
DoctorPiranha3
04/24/23 9:05:20 AM
#15
Reddit people lie more than gamefaqs
TopicAre we in the "Back to Normal" phase?
DoctorPiranha3
04/23/23 9:35:45 PM
#8
Dark_Koopatrol posted...
Better embrace ourselves then!
Don't you mean brace?
TopicWho is currently the worst owner in pro sports?
DoctorPiranha3
04/23/23 2:37:10 PM
#6
Ford family
TopicNBA Player wont be SUSPENDED for hitting Lebron in the privates
DoctorPiranha3
04/23/23 2:24:13 PM
#3
Bitch ass LeBron
TopicJohn Denver > Bob Denver
DoctorPiranha3
04/23/23 10:11:55 AM
#6
What about the Denver Broncos?
TopicI find it strange how many food based/themed Fairy type Pokemon there are.
DoctorPiranha3
04/22/23 7:32:43 AM
#10
MarbyIsBack posted...
I THINK animal eggs are different from eggs you can eat as a food? Am I wrong?
Wut
TopicRip Oakland Athletics the will be moving to Vegas in 2027
DoctorPiranha3
04/20/23 11:02:54 PM
#41
FigureOfSpeech posted...
Are they gonna change their name?
Most likely not. Raiders didn't, and the A's branding is historical and iconic.
TopicRip Oakland Athletics the will be moving to Vegas in 2027
DoctorPiranha3
04/20/23 10:45:12 PM
#37
Rays, you're now on the clock to get out of Florida
TopicDirty NBA player kicks another player. Doesnt get ejected.
DoctorPiranha3
04/20/23 9:17:19 PM
#3
This is nothing, NBA players are pusses
TopicStep right up! Come get an ai generated waifu
DoctorPiranha3
04/19/23 10:29:07 AM
#102
Sweet beautiful wife
TopicDimebag Darrell
DoctorPiranha3
04/18/23 8:37:10 AM
#1
50 Cent
TopicDo you listen to/like Bad Bunny?
DoctorPiranha3
04/17/23 11:19:44 PM
#3
Selfie
Say sheez
TopicWhy did they make Zubat so shit right away in Pokemon Red/Blue?
DoctorPiranha3
04/17/23 9:57:44 PM
#5
It has one of the worst movepools out of gen 1 Pokemon. In-game, you're only going to get mileage out of Wing Attack and Mega Drain.

Luckily they gave it Crobat the following gen and a slightly better (but still meh) movepool, but Crobat is pretty awesome
TopicJohnny Bravo is a lucky man...
DoctorPiranha3
04/17/23 1:33:49 PM
#5
Chad, Alpha Johnny should have gotten all the bitches. Show was rigged!
TopicVideo game songs at Karaoke Night.
DoctorPiranha3
04/17/23 6:34:36 AM
#2
Live and Learn from Sonic
TopicTeens rampage in Chicago trying to get into Millennium Stadium. Shots fired.
DoctorPiranha3
04/16/23 9:08:12 AM
#25
Flauros posted...
Lock them all up. Every last one. This is redonk.
This. Make an example and ensure it never happens again,
TopicWhat games were you playing in 2004
DoctorPiranha3
04/15/23 6:27:53 PM
#25
San Andreas
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
TopicDating apps are trash
DoctorPiranha3
04/15/23 5:46:08 PM
#178
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I wouldn't say men are as successful with online dating as you're making them out to be. A 5/10 girl could swipe right and match with literally every single man. An 8/10 guy could Swipe right and maybe get 5 matches out of 100 swipes, of which maybe 1 might respond.

It's far more conducive for men to meet more attractive girls IRL than online, or at least girls that are within the guys' level of attractiveness just based on sheer volume of men vs. women online. I guess if men want to date down a little, sure, they're successful online more often than not.
TopicDating apps are trash
DoctorPiranha3
04/14/23 11:31:26 AM
#43
deoxxys posted...
I had a handful of success, but the amount I had to lower my standards to was astounding where I would still end up going out with girls who were 25-80lbs heavier than me, and even those were hard to come by, kind of like winning the lottery.

This is the main issue that the majority of men face with online dating, because

Hoodroar posted...
Gender ratios on the apps are generally 70% men to 30% women. A lot of guys really can't do anything about it.

Strictly speaking numbers, men are at an inherent disadvantage with dating apps. A 5/10 girl is automatically boosted to being an 8/10 girl, and a 7/10 guy is sunken down to 5/10 or lower. Dating apps do NOT benefit men unless a. You don't mind lowering your standards, or b. You're in the top 10-20% of guys purely on looks.

Looks mean less to women than they do men, so a guy who may not be that good looking but has top level awareness and charisma will not be as successful online as with meeting girls offline.

It's also time consuming. It's easier/will yield more results just going and talking to a woman IRL. None of that swiping and sending a million messages.
Topicthis is pretty cute: 4 y/o talking out his feelings w/his mom
DoctorPiranha3
04/10/23 9:58:00 PM
#5
spanky1 posted...
That baby has more emotional maturity than many adults.
Most babies do, really. Or at least male babies. Culture and society drill into boys' heads to not be a pussy and have feelings.
TopicWoman finds out she is related to her husband after having 3 kids together
DoctorPiranha3
04/10/23 9:49:57 PM
#24
I'm confused, because I've obviously never researched this. But how are 2nd cousins basically "not related" and yet 1st cousins are?
TopicWith the success of Super Mario Bros, what series should Nintendo do next?
DoctorPiranha3
04/09/23 2:18:32 PM
#22
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Sounds like you missed DK and Cranky having a big role and the several Kong family cameos

Of course they're going to make a Mario sequel, but this topic is specifically about what series next
TopicWith the success of Super Mario Bros, what series should Nintendo do next?
DoctorPiranha3
04/09/23 2:14:20 PM
#18
They set up Donkey Kong as the next one
TopicMario Movie was alright. *SPOILERS*
DoctorPiranha3
04/09/23 2:39:12 AM
#21
Smashingpmkns posted...
It's a typical underdog story, but that's never been what Mario was about.
This is a movie. Not a videogame.

Plot and writing will be different, especially if they're setting up for sequels.
TopicBest moment of the Mario movie? (spoilers, probably)
DoctorPiranha3
04/07/23 11:41:38 AM
#8
Swanky Kong getting blown the fuck up by a banana peel
TopicSomething About Pokemon Legends Arceus
DoctorPiranha3
04/07/23 9:29:09 AM
#9
This video is amazing, love when Rowlett flies away lol
TopicDodgers fan jumps onto field to propose, gets tackled/speared by security
DoctorPiranha3
04/06/23 6:30:59 PM
#106
DipDipDiver posted...
I hope he sues
For fucking what? Trespassers shouldn't have rights. Also, proposing like this is stupid and douchey, probably did it to get seen on the Internet too.
TopicWas AB ever "carzy" befor that game with Cincinnati?
DoctorPiranha3
04/06/23 9:22:11 AM
#3
Definitely, but he was just slightly better at controlling it
TopicDo Women Get Mental Breakdowns From Being Ghosted After Sex?
DoctorPiranha3
04/05/23 7:32:36 PM
#2
This topic isn't suspect
TopicI haven't seen pinky post in maybe a month. Is he alright?
DoctorPiranha3
04/05/23 9:12:52 AM
#4
He's trying to take over the world with Brain
TopicAnimal Crossing is harder than Dark Souls.
DoctorPiranha3
04/03/23 7:24:05 PM
#4
BloodMoon7 posted...
You can't beat your clock.
Not unless you time travel!!!
TopicIs it ever explained why Ganondorf killed people?
DoctorPiranha3
04/03/23 10:04:50 AM
#12
dur posted...
He's a jerk.
TopicRussian man drinks 3 bottle of Vodka in a couple of minutes
DoctorPiranha3
04/02/23 9:06:52 PM
#4
Remember that guy in Mexico who downed a whole bottle of tequila at a club and then died?
TopicA long running video game series that peaked with the first game
DoctorPiranha3
04/02/23 8:17:04 PM
#18
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I think Yoshi's Island is the true start of the Yoshi series. Just like how I'm sure Super Mario Bros. would be considered the true start of the Mario series, and not Donkey Kong or Mario Bros. Arcade. It's nebulous.

Solar_Crimson posted...
Woolly World was pretty good, though. The rest of the games... Yeah, mediocre at best.
I've played and beat all except the Topsy Turvy game, and yeah I think second best would be Woolly's World. I remember being stoked for Yoshi's Island DS when it was announced, but it did not live to the hype.
TopicA long running video game series that peaked with the first game
DoctorPiranha3
04/02/23 7:54:57 PM
#1
Yoshi. It's been steadily downhill since 1995
TopicShould any "thoughts" be criminal in your view?
DoctorPiranha3
04/02/23 4:11:10 PM
#10
I've thought about destroying the universe, I am a heinous villain!
TopicLOOK at this Star Quarterback and his "study partners"
DoctorPiranha3
04/02/23 3:09:43 PM
#7
Homey likes da gueras
TopicPlaying Zelda: Twilight Princess (Spoilers)
DoctorPiranha3
04/01/23 9:24:07 PM
#24
Turbam posted...
Twilight Princess is really fucking good.
Easily my favorite one that follows the strict Zelda formula. It also hands down has the best story.

TopicWould you date a woman with kids
DoctorPiranha3
04/01/23 2:08:41 PM
#40
Gobstoppers12 posted...
95% chance 'no,' but it does depend on circumstances and context, etc. I don't want kids, definitely not somebody else's kids
This.

I recently actually tried to date a woman who has 3 kids, but it's impossible to plan a date with her and the ex is still overbearing and crazy. Hell to the naw, there's lots of single women out there with no kids.
TopicDodgers fan jumps onto field to propose, gets tackled/speared by security
DoctorPiranha3
03/31/23 9:37:01 PM
#55
The_Popo posted...
I agree that it was overkill for this specific instance, but I still think its warranted. Otherwise, you go down the path of needing to pinpoint specifically what someone must be doing to necessitate certain levels of action.

Best to keep it as a blanket item. You go onto the field, you can get laid out.

crayola555 posted...
Proposing during a sports game is the dumbest thing anyone could ever do.
These
TopicIt's called I wanna rock your body
DoctorPiranha3
03/31/23 8:54:00 PM
#9
Yeah, it is a good morning there, little man. It's three in the morning!
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