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TopicFeet general
Mibahlzitch
05/02/23 8:24:13 PM
#486
Why is she flicking us off in post 483.

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TopicDid you know that Mr Bean was an alien?
Mibahlzitch
04/30/23 5:11:06 AM
#30
UnfairRepresent posted...
You're trying too hard
Here's me not trying hard; I don't think that's a very cogent response to my comment.

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TopicDid you know that Mr Bean was an alien?
Mibahlzitch
04/29/23 3:40:50 AM
#19
Noumas posted...
I'm confused by the posts itt did this intro not play at the beginning of each episode for you?

https://youtu.be/WmtIrkR6O7I
Yeah watching that again, it felt more metaphorical to me, like "behold! The average man! What a fool he is. Let us observe."

To me it just seems like the mostly nonverbal slapstick comedy situations caused by a guy acting really weird and childish in common situations. No more and no less.

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TopicDid you know that Mr Bean was an alien?
Mibahlzitch
04/29/23 3:39:22 AM
#18
UnfairRepresent posted...
Since he debuted literally falling from the sky onto the sidewalk

And then spent the rest of his life barely able to talk and poorly imitiating humanity in comical ways full of misunderstanding and hyperliteralism
I was not under the impression the opening credits were the intended to be part of the plot or that falling from the sky always means someone is an alien.

Personally I find him much more entertaining as just a really weird guy.

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TopicFeet general
Mibahlzitch
04/29/23 3:38:08 AM
#479
I don't mind making another topic but I'm more of a watcher than a poster.

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TopicDid you know that Mr Bean was an alien?
Mibahlzitch
04/26/23 4:48:23 AM
#4
since when

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TopicStephen King got into a Twitter fight with Elon Musk
Mibahlzitch
04/24/23 3:04:39 AM
#46
It's a common fact that a thief will assume everyone is also a thief. It helps you sleep at night, I get it.

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TopicIt's 2023. Why the FUCK are they still making physical copies of games
Mibahlzitch
04/24/23 2:33:21 AM
#26
We're called Millennials.

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Topic1.1 million Americans died from COVID-19.
Mibahlzitch
04/24/23 12:19:06 AM
#49
Good thing citizens are apparently immune to viruses, that'll show all those foreign viruses.

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TopicNext Persona protag needs to be an 18 year old senior bare minimum
Mibahlzitch
04/24/23 12:16:22 AM
#31
I just want the main character to be a hot girl next time. Is that so wrong Atlus?

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TopicFriend's little just got a million dollar record deal with Warner Bros
Mibahlzitch
04/24/23 12:15:15 AM
#16
I'm so jealous. I've always wanted to have rich parents.

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TopicPeople go crazy over Trump for eating Pizza.
Mibahlzitch
04/22/23 2:02:22 PM
#34
It's amazing how many right wingers even on this board feel the need to defend the most pointless things any right winger does. "Well maybe have you considered you're the one who is owned by talking about it eh". It's fine to just say "Yeah, it's a weird thing to cheer", you don't have to twist yourself into a pretzel to justify anything.

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TopicThe Dominion v. Fox News $1.6 billion defamation trial has begun
Mibahlzitch
04/18/23 3:22:43 PM
#121
Either that or they ended up just watching a bunch of simpsons clips and quoting old episodes at each other. Worse if they ended up opening up a tv tropes tab.

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TopicThe Dominion v. Fox News $1.6 billion defamation trial has begun
Mibahlzitch
04/18/23 3:20:33 PM
#118
thronedfire2 posted...
wait wait

they aren't going with a "The Simpsons predicts the future" defense are they?

gigageek1500 posted...
Probably something like "The Simpsons showed voting machines changing votes and didn't get in trouble. It's not fair if we do." They do love absurd whataboutism.

TomClark posted...
Their actual defense in an actual courtroom, in a case worth billions, is literally gonna be "Simpsons Did It, Simpsons Did It", isn't it...?

Fucking hell, this is going to make their "no reasonable person believes us so it's not damaging" argument look like the peak of integrity in comparison.

More or less these, but I suspect the way they will do it in order to sound like it's a professional defense will be to use it to suggest that satire, even satire about how voting machines works is protected speech and that the clip is an example of this in action. "You see, the constitution allows for people to make statements that aren't true in entertainment".

This is of course a lie, but it does tie into a previous case they won that implied they were simply entertainment and not news so they are probably hoping the precedent helps. "It's a joke bro" but all pretty sounding. Not to mention the Simpsons was on "fox" so they can try to convince the jury that "Fox has totally been making election jokes before, why are people upset now? It must be a political hit job" by muddying the waters between "Fox news" and "Fox tv".

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TopicFlorida likely to pass legislation to allow some pedophiles to be executed.
Mibahlzitch
04/14/23 11:23:59 PM
#105
PiOverlord posted...
I will forever be against governments having the right to kill their own citizens.

We should have evolved past that a long time ago.
This. The death penalty is barbaric. By all means punish pedophiles, but let's not start dealing death as punishment. It cheapens life to treat it as something we can take away at our pleasure.

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TopicFeet general
Mibahlzitch
04/12/23 5:17:49 AM
#451
Particularly liked the last one in 449 and the first in 447. Something about that side sole with painted nails and the more natural poses.

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TopicDo you think AI can help foreveralones and incels?
Mibahlzitch
04/12/23 5:15:40 AM
#9
I don't know, considering an AI already told someone who was depressed to kill himself I don't want to hear about the first ai that told someone to shoot up a mini mart as revenge on women or something.

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TopicOn mobile we have auto playing video ads now.
Mibahlzitch
04/12/23 5:14:39 AM
#1
We're continuing that slow descent into being as shit as those fandom sites boys

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TopicPersona 3 Remake and new Jet Set Radio rumors appear to be legit
Mibahlzitch
04/10/23 4:06:02 AM
#24
UshiromiyaEva posted...


However, if they do something moronic like not include FemC then I'm out.
100% out without her

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TopicPersona 3 Remake and new Jet Set Radio rumors appear to be legit
Mibahlzitch
04/09/23 11:03:30 PM
#7
Persona 3 with Fem mc option, party control, 3d movement and fes c'mon don't slack on us Atlus.

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TopicITT Women hotter than Brie Larson.
Mibahlzitch
04/09/23 6:40:27 PM
#21
CRON posted...
She's pretty but gigantic hands/feet is one of my biggest turn-offs when it comes to women
I'll be the judge of that.

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TopicWelcome to Hotwaifu schools of wizards and waifus!
Mibahlzitch
04/08/23 2:14:28 PM
#21
Human, leopard skin bikini, barefoot jungle princess style.. a magic one

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TopicSo are you ready for the massive hike in 3DS game prices?
Mibahlzitch
04/07/23 5:09:57 PM
#14
Tom_Joad posted...
So is Nintendo replacing the 3DS with something else?
It's called a Nintendo switch

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TopicMonster Energy files complaints to Pokemon and Monster Hunter.
Mibahlzitch
04/07/23 4:48:41 PM
#21
Oh man picking on the big N, here's hoping those litigious assholes have finally picked on the wrong company.

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TopicWill Biden have to fight his own party for the nomination or will a challenger
Mibahlzitch
03/27/23 6:57:27 PM
#12
The incumbent is likely enough to win historically that even having this conversation feels Ike concern trolling.


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TopicRemember when Trump was supposed to be arrested?
Mibahlzitch
03/27/23 1:57:37 PM
#15
Trump claims a lot of random things on those "truth social" shit posts, nobody with any sense believes any of it.


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TopicIt finally happened, folks! *RWBY season 9, episode 6 spoilers*
Mibahlzitch
03/26/23 2:38:46 AM
#25
tremain07 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/4/AAPa_qAAEUPc.jpg
They utterly destroyed this IP this is what it is now. They weren't renewed for volume 10 so this may very well be the end of the show too
Why renew for season 10 when 9 isn't over yet? Seems early to worry.

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TopicWhat would happen if all the social welfare programs were cut in America?
Mibahlzitch
03/25/23 4:02:23 AM
#45
Just as I would prefer to live in a society that would fail to convint someone rather than arrest an innocent for nothing, I'd rather live in a society that prioritizes feeding the starving than punishing those who steal a crust of bread. Because that's what footstamps are; a pittance. If you think a hundred bucks a month for groceries is some sort of wild indulgence that's the rich making you fight your own, someone who isn't much poorer than you, rather than question why the senators who tell you those slackers shouldn't get free health care are all getting it themselves or why their corporate masters all get more personal jets.

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TopicAlert - New Pikachu Meme Face
Mibahlzitch
03/23/23 11:15:46 PM
#6
AloneIBreak posted...
This one is too weeb and wont get over, unfortunately.
It's something more referential than just a general disgust face?

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Topic100 Million but you can never live in a country the British invaded
Mibahlzitch
03/23/23 3:18:37 PM
#32
I'd argue a civil war isn't an invasion. When people get into a fight in their own home they aren't invading it.

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TopicWaitress angry at only getting a $70 tip from Europeans.
Mibahlzitch
03/23/23 4:46:34 AM
#227
Sexypwnstar posted...
Making $140 or $200 for 2-3 hours of work is a shitload and thinking otherwise is just privilege


You think blue collar workers are the one getting paid too much

Really

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TopicWaitress angry at only getting a $70 tip from Europeans.
Mibahlzitch
03/22/23 3:12:49 AM
#42
That's not how you accomplish that.

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TopicWaitress angry at only getting a $70 tip from Europeans.
Mibahlzitch
03/22/23 3:10:25 AM
#39
ScyclonexRage posted...
I'm sorry? They spent Seven Hundred Dollars. Then an extra Seventy that they didn't have to and they are expected to part with more?

America is one fucked up country.
To be clear here, she was probably paid 2.50 an hour for the privilege of serving these people who can pay $700 for dinner. Another $70 to make it a proper tip percentage is not going to kill them. I know. It sounds like a lot of money for a tip. But that's what happens you spend nearly a k on dinner. Pro tip; them spending more means she put more work in and deserves more money rather than less.

Hate the game, not the player.

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TopicHow is the left reacting to Trump not being arrested today?
Mibahlzitch
03/21/23 5:36:46 PM
#36
MICHALECOLE posted...
The only person that told us hed be arrested was him, and hes a fuckin liar

UnholyMudcrab posted...
The only source for Trump's arrest was Trump himself, and I can't possibly think of a less trustworthy source than that.

All the this. It would be nice certainly but him saying it is basically proof it was not happening today.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


And the usual suspects like this guy acting like this was some kind of loss for liberals is embarrassing in the way high fiving yourself usually is.

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TopicITT: Sequels that will NEVER exist.
Mibahlzitch
03/21/23 12:52:09 AM
#53
Manhunt 9

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TopicIf "I Am Not Starfire" got animated will it get more hate than Velma?
Mibahlzitch
03/20/23 2:48:56 PM
#12
I'm guessing you hope it would, I can feel you gazing longingly at it like a side of meat, just wishing you could rip into it.

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TopicFeet general
Mibahlzitch
03/20/23 4:40:01 AM
#425
More action shots.

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TopicYou could all be AIs, made to believe that you are humans, created to shitpost
Mibahlzitch
03/16/23 3:11:59 PM
#5
AI is better at noticing you want people to respond with a four than an actual human though.

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TopicYet another train derails in Arizona, carrying the most lethal substance of all
Mibahlzitch
03/16/23 3:10:33 PM
#10
I thought the punch line was going to be people.

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Topicseeing as dr light in megaman is based on thomas edison (joke topic)
Mibahlzitch
03/15/23 3:35:37 AM
#2
Yes, Dr Wily is very misunderstood. (joke response)

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TopicEven Sesame Street isnt safe
Mibahlzitch
03/15/23 3:31:47 AM
#7
Starting with Cookie Monster huh? So they're going for the addict crowd who makes bad decisions right out of the gate. Dark.

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TopicWhat are some good tycoon/economy/ management games?
Mibahlzitch
03/15/23 3:20:01 AM
#22
Fortune Builder. It's a classic.

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TopicSo, Should We Stop Saying JRPG? (The Jimquisition)
Mibahlzitch
03/15/23 3:07:02 AM
#48
MarcyWarcy posted...
japanese devs don't like the term because american gaming media spent like two decades using it as a term of disparagement.
I admit I'm surprised to hear that, because I don't recall EGM or Nintendo Power or Game Informer doing that in all the years I read them, which was quite a few. I always personally took it as a compliment; the turn based heavily story and character based more linear RPG was a format I really liked and still do.

That being said, I am seeing a backlash now and I hate to spread a term people are going against. It's certainly a rug pull moment for me though since I used to say I loved jrpgs proudly, like "These games are awesome". Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy were an awakening for me as a kid, helpfully spurred on by Mario RPG being a fantastic jumping on point for a kid who used to just like platformers.

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