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The Party of Lincoln these guys freed the slaves yes the party of children being taken from families oh yes and as Alex Jones bitch ass would say Im tired of them saying we are the bad guys and they are the good guys

HylianFox posted...

Jordan Klepper? Yeah, he's definitely sexy.

Hope he becomes the permanent host

No way its gotta be upcoming guest host

Desus Nice hes who the world needs. Shout out to Kid Mero too

Shes fine AF very pretty face

dont get too happy this dipshit is going to run for president.

He speaks better than trump and desantis hes basically the Ultimate Republican

Gun control is so annoying because ppl act like the UK and Japan dont exist as if theres no model to base the idea on.

I hate that people pretend banning guns means gangsters will takeover the country and the government will enslave us all. Its so dumb. A nation of fucking cowards paranoid dorks

CassandraCroft posted...

Here is something I read on a website that I can't get my head around.

Apparently in Texas anyone over 21 can buy a gun no questions asked. He/she needs no training or even have fired a gun before. Yet to become a barber, a FREAKING BARBER you need TWO CERTIFICATES!

WHAT THE FUCKING HELLS!

As a British and European man I can't get my head round that and Yankee Land's obssesion with guns.

Theres a segment of americans who are deathly afraid of other people and another that wants to kill people.

CRON posted...

I have extreme driving anxiety and can't afford a car. I have a license though. I'll never be able to afford to live independently, however. I'm not really expecting to find another relationship at this point so it is what it is. It'd be nice though.

never say never. sometimes you grab a few shit jobs and work crazy hours just to get those bands up and everything changes.

CRON posted...

I'm about to turn 30 so my dating prospects at this point might as well be grannies lmao. I can't imagine anyone around my age wanting anything to do with me.

If you have a car a crib and a job you are basically already in.

Lairen posted...

It wont make any sense cause you dont have a child. As long as you dont regret it later: dont have children.

we recognize that our finances arent right and our mindsets arent either. I cannot imagine my parents smoking pot and listening to the new lil uzi vert (whenever it drops). My parents set the standard for parenting so high IMO. Ive never seen my dad complain or cry or do anything to take the edge off just a hard working man with the strongest christian values. my mother was like a doctor, coach, therapist and a full time job during the day and cooked dinner every night.

my partner and I are not that
I think it would be cruel and disgusting to be anything less. My partner does not even cook lol WE dont cook.

Drrobotniks posted...

Have a p decent life right now, but i deffo dont want kids, I really dont want to bring them into this kind of world with a recession, and with the way the USA is heading right now, just seems sorta selfish for me, in my opinion

Same here i also would die of shame if my kid got wrapped up in the 4chan incel andrew tate loserverse.

lolife67 posted...

I've been living in Atlanta since '94, so I know. Hell, I used to bartend in Buckhead. What you're talking about is pretty average here.

And "basic" is literally not "poppin" by definition lol

Well its good enough for me maybe im too basic to start a family? I can live with that.

AIs idea of a black woman is funny just slightly shaded darker lol

bsp77 posted...

Nah, my divorce was the best thing that could happen. Appreciate it though.

And I am happy with having them a third of the time, especially because of how crazy my social and dating life was after my divorce. More settled now, but I am admittedly not selfless enough to want to care for them everyday. So I do get where you are coming from, but I also love them to death and it is very rewarding. But to me, my ideal life is like 25% kids, 25% fiance, 25% friends and 25% alone. And I am about at that.

see atleast you see what im saying.

Lairen posted...

These are stupid arguments. Someone without a child is talking about a hypothetical child they dont have literally they dont matter or exist versus when you have a child your entire mentality changes.

yeah but I dont want that mentality.

All the other couples in my friend group are married with kids they look atleast 10 years older and have way more wrinkles. They are also stressed TF out from the finances.

lolife67 posted...

That actually sounds incredibly basic to me.

City of Atlanta has some pretty awesome bars and clubs. I really like going out now that im married its actually way more fun and social i used to be so focused on attracting a woman now its literally just hang out and vibe. I dont drink anymore so i usually take blunt breaks and hang out with new people. I also dont have to worry about an uber or DUI because I dont drink.

Im also working on my creative pursuit which is a sci fi novel. But also basic is still poppin

bsp77 posted...

Your original examples seemed more like a lazy single person

thats the thing I get to do whatever I want. I can smoke all day and then go to a bar. No babysitter needed

Third trimester sex is awesome

yuck its just not for me. I like to do prone position i cannot imagine thats good for the baby.

Also the way my mind works.I dont want to bang her while shes got my child in there.

Anyway, I like my balance now. I have daughters but am divorced now. I have them a third of the time, but otherwise can do whatever I want. And I live with my fiance.

Sorry to hear that. I cant imagine raising a child then the break up happens and then you dont get to see them often.

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that would be so rude

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would you say your life is poppin

NoxObscuras posted...

The entire thing is a shit post. Just because we didn't specifically call out that part, doesn't mean we agree with it

all the people calling this a shitpostwould yall say your lives are poppin tho???? maybe yall do need a stable family life to feel it? Im not hating

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Ok but you seem mad like you have something to contribute to the topic. Its all good tho

rexcrk posted...

What if the couch is comfy tho

its very comfy i dont like to eat in the room or smoke in there.

TwoDoorPC posted...

birthers get very upset when they meet people that don't want to have children for some weird reason

Yeah because they need someone to commiserate with and ask to babysit. I peeped game. They get mad at the thought of a couple bring free. Yep we can go anywhere anytime. My sister tried to tell me my life will feel incomplete lol she is a single mother of 2 struggling. It is nuts.

NoxObscuras posted...

Kids aren't for everyone. They are definitely a lot of work, but it's cool seeing them grow up.

The financial stuff just seems like too much. I dont want my kid to grow up poor. Im not broke but im definitely not up. I also feel like we dont have anything of value to actually teach a child. I dont think a lot of people are willing to get that introspective. What exactly am I supposed to tell this kid about life?

Just... Put a TV in your room? Sleeping on the couch is terrible and that's not a good reason to deal with that discomfort lol.

SO my point about sleeping on the couch is I can sleep anywhere i dont have to worry about children or where they are. I can sleep on the kitchen floor if I choose.

Heartomaton posted...

Reminder that TC is one of the guys who was arguing that paying for your first time meant that you were still a virgin.

lol still salty about that? If you cant convince a chick to fuck you for free you a virgin to me.

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might as well why you scared to say what you feel?

ToteAll posted...

Look "progressive" CE being disgustingly sexist again.

Pregnant women look gross to me.

I think my lady would look disgusting gaining all of that weight. Thats not sexist thats an opinion.

bsp77 posted...

It is really sad what you describe as your life "poppin"

im married, work from home and have fun going out to bars yeah id say thats poppin. It would be ruined by a kid. We dont make enough money. A lot of peoples happiness is tied up in living The American Dream but im not going for it. Having to do anything after work is awful i cant imagine dealing with a kid everyday.

the most hilarious shit 2 years ago.

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Sure if you need to add negative connotations to it. Id say im just enjoying my days too much to slowdown for a kid. Been married for 3 in a half years theres too much fun to be had and bills are too high for a kid.

yeah i could see why you wouldn't want kids if your life is like that and tbh it's probably good decision to not have kids in that case, cuz you would most likely be a terrible parent.

geez are you angry at me for knowing the truth I dont like your tone

huge fat blonde

KTG2 posted...

You could try being a good parent instead, idk

I promise if your kid sees somebody chug benadryl on an app and decides "good idea" the problem wasn't the app, it was whoever raised a total dumbass

people dont like to believe this

Foppe posted...

Works for cops *shruggs*

Well thats a whole different story because cops need a whole new set of standards to follow

Children are being shot.

Not in mass shootings either people are shooting children

Foppe posted...

He was armed!
*drops a different gun near the dead body*
See!

thatd be bold i dont think many would take the risk if the laws where tough

Zikten posted...

Let's see

This one
Cheerleaders started to open wrong car door
College kids pulled car into wrong driveway
Black kid rings doorbell
And there was that mass shooting at a birthday party

children are being shot by maniacs

giant boobed fat woman tanned skin long blonde hair

NeoShadowhen posted...

Yeah. Theres a huge problem with the gun owning population wanting to use them, and its fueled by popular media. So often its a good guy with a gun saving the day, and after a few decades of that of course some people are going to see it as a solution to everything.

Its even more apparent in music. Rap music has been glorifying gun violence for decades, and the lyrics are often blatant declarations about their desire to use their firearms on others.

We need to implement methods for getting guns off the streets. I wholeheartedly agree with releasing drug offenders and raising the punishment for gun crimes. You need to be careful with mandatory minimums, though. Cops have some bad habits.

The cultural aspect is harder to approach.

telling you if they increase gun laws to a point where having a gun means you rick losing 30 years in prison ppl will stop.

im talking about posession of a gun outside of your house, use if your gun on an unarmed person etc. Brandishing a weapon etc. would cut gun crime down so much. Only a select few are nuts enough to risk mandatory decades.

codey posted...

Bro there isn't a thing that's poppin about falling asleep on your own couch, if your life is poppin you got a poppin bed with fly honies in it, you ain't sleeping on a couch like Carl

Sleeping on the couch is only for real bosses. Turning on Netflix with the intent to fall asleep is top tier

nononom0use123 posted...

I like that idea. Release those locked up for drug crimes alone, and fill the jails with gun violence violators

BOOM thats how you end the whole gun culture bullshit and write the wrongs

i know 2 MFs who only got 6months for gun charges THATS IT.

honestly they should just make the penalty for gun crimes 25 years mandatory minimum

no street dude in any gang is doing 25 for posession it would literally be like one wave of thugs and crazies get locked up and ppl would chill out.

Metal Gear Solid

Yes as a wrestling fan ive despised him since 2005

Irony posted...

Someone told me Terrence Howard and I'm so down for that

Im Kang the Conquerer mayne

this isnt yo timeline mane

LOL the fact that this list has been supressed shows that the justice system is fake