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oh, that's her eye, she's kind of like a lava lamp

"You offer me animal byproducts and sugar water...?"
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/9/AAOjRaAAEqAp.jpg

Mama, mami, okaasan... yamete kudasai

I'd like to point out again that this woman is an animal. Stop being attracted it's weird.

Heh Heh, I can see up your skirt at this angle. ;)

Spent 12k on the new selection pack (plus 1.5k on the Cyber Dragon structure deck just for 3 copies of Fusion Deployment) and got basically everything I needed for my Branded and Dogmatika decks, including a glossy Magnamhut, a glossy Garura, a glossy Alba Zoa, and a royal Lubellion. The only UR's I might still need from the pack are more copies of Cartesia and Lubellion (only pulled 1 of each and I'm pretty sure I need 2-3 copies) and I'm out of gems so I can just craft those after I dismantle some UR's.

No, there has always been Bystial decks. Wollow is basically their boss mon, and Dis Pater turn skip into OTK will probably be decently strong

Except there would be had they not limited 2 of their best cards. Honestly the limits are a bit harsh and Bystials are probably gonna see very little use

But even up until like a few weeks ago, there were numerous Bystial centric Dragon Link tops. Half the non-hand trap/staples deck are Bystials, other half Rokkets. Dragonmaid are also compatible with them. They specifically mention Branded cards, so they're not non-Bystials either

There are also just Bystial Control decks that likes keeping big bodies on the floor, and they're the heavy majority of the deck

https://ygoprodeck.com/deck/bystial-325317
https://ygoprodeck.com/deck/bystial-324442

2nd one straight up won that tournament. Most use links and control style but can also synchro and xyz for Zeus etc

"Uhhhhh don't you mean commit tax evasion? Isn't that what you're doing in here? Selling your bathwater out of this place, but failing to register it as a business, therefore not including it in your income to artificially reduce tax liability?"
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Ah, yes, the consequences of my actions

Made it to Plat.

I wonder if I can get to Diamond 2 now.

So if I download this, will I be able to summon exodia?

I love how 2 weeks after I figure out you can get the curse of dragon Fusion out for free, they bring in the incredibly busted shufflers into the game that invalidate it. then when I realized that you can use instant Fusion on it, they ban it. THEN, a month later, they're releasing a whole series of cards revolving around Quick Effect banishing of your GY.... I just want new gaia support please...

wHY IS CHICK THE YELLOW FUCKING SR

I finally got all the sexy (gems).
Thanks to Dimensional Fissure my opponent ended up scooping.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/9/AAaBuVAAEgZB.jpg

DFissure will be banned for sure lol.

WAGH holy shit i never thought I'd actually pull this off in a real duel, the chances of this lining up are ASTRONOMICAL.

https://streamable.com/zofowk

I know Ryu isnt but the spirit of the Millenium Ring Bakura is because he'd be past the point where whatever happens to put him in the ring happens

Beautiful but they made Bakura look weirdly not evil.

Coping in the low DC levels with Exosisters. I have very mixed feelings about this event. >_>

In other news, the newest leaks say Abyss Actors might be the next selection pack. Hoping that if that turns out to be the case, they package them with Dracoslayers. Either way, pendulumssss!

"Educated guesses"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/1/AAe6eNAAEe0R.jpg

Pendulum!
Pendulum!
Pendulum!

https://www.masterduelmeta.com/articles/news/may-15-2023/age-of-overlord

My AW performance is like pendulum.
Swing one side and I had a great time (including trying to out a Psychic End Punisher), swing on the other side and I bricked or got obliterated.

I also made a 50+ cards Dragon Link deck comprising of Rokkets, Dragunity, and Red-Eyes with some extra janks.

I wonder if I can put Blue-Eyes in there or something.

Egyptian God Slime as Tearlament boss monster.

Traps are not in a bad place. I think it's more that traps are just inherently weak, but the many traps are subsequently loaded in skill or ease of use that ignores the weaknesses of traps

For a second I thought you're combining Exosister with Exodia.

Based and Nun pilled.

Oh wow you guys weren't kidding, she does do an OF

Found a "try-on haul" video that was completely NSFW. No vag shots yet but completely topless.

Suddenly... the mystique is gone now that I done seen them >_>

hello yes i will take the Ms. Milky to go
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/1/AAOjRaAAEcxB.jpg

sometimes you have to learn to let go
plus I made a confession that in retrospect I don't really want posted, so we need to let this die pls thx

What makes her dumb?

I decided to go all-in on the "taking opponent's monsters" part of my Sky Striker deck with 2 Change Of Heart and 2 Triple Tactics Talent on top of the 3 Widow Anchor and 2 Shark Cannon that the deck already runs normally. I just won a duel by attacking with an Accesscode Talker built entirely out of stolen enemy monsters. And yes, if they ever put Change Of Heart to 3, I will craft a third one and run it.

Man, I should buy the JP cards instead since I'm mostly collecting now. Just feels shitty to have to buy shittier quality cards, like objectively, for more expensive

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/4/AAe6eNAAEbbS.png

I can.

Also the last set of event missions came out for the last 200 gems.

Duh, of course, lol, though they also use 1 link.
Else how are you going to break boards and swinging? Speedroids mons can barely even tickle.

I cannot enter Master Duel. u_u

Either it is my connection or it's still error.

They're resilient to interruptions, at least. Unlike Synchron that (for now) lives and dies by Junk Speeder resolving.

I'll show her another dog position if you know what I mean

Goddamn I got absolutely wrecked by a speedroid deck. Played through a negate, ash, and a destruction and still flooded the board with high level synchros. At least I finally got all the gems from this event.

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Excel Saga is such a fantastic show lol