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TopicApparently the UK DENIED Microsoft's purchase of Activison/Blizzard
Quartermuncher
04/26/23 7:27:50 PM
#73
SpiritSephiroth posted...
Really though, how is everyone defending a 69 billion dollar merger like this? Its insane.

Frothing hatred of Sony for some, others wanting microsoft to monopolize the gaming industry so they can stay competitive as opposed to trying harder than Sony did for the Ps Vita

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TopicIs there ever a justification for destroying someone else's home?
Quartermuncher
04/23/23 8:30:30 AM
#11
Sure, some people have it coming

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TopicDo all of you believe that the series x is technically superior to the ps5?
Quartermuncher
04/23/23 7:13:57 AM
#18
Maybe, but Microsoft has failed on the games once again

Who cares how good your hardware is when your flagship games, the ones you showed in 2020 to get me to buy an XSX, are nowhere to be seen? Avowed and everwild havent had a gameplay trailer since then, while the first three things that the Ps5 said were coming are already out.

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TopicYou know what does NOT put the Cum back in my M&M's?
Quartermuncher
04/20/23 8:09:32 PM
#1
Phase 5 of Marvel doesn't end in Young Avengers!

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TopicI want to play an underrated PS2 or Gamecube game.
Quartermuncher
04/18/23 5:09:05 AM
#3
Bombastic

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TopicIf you met Hideo Kojima in real life, what would you tell him?
Quartermuncher
03/17/23 8:25:54 PM
#5
"Videogames aren't art"

The man heard someone say that and created Death Stranding, a game so pretentious it can only be art. I don't agree with that statement, but it is what it is.

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TopicAbout 2 months until Tears of the Kingdom comes out. How excited are you?
Quartermuncher
03/02/23 8:29:22 AM
#12
Excited to watch it get straight up BTFO by FF16

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Topicguys who say "my brother in christ" are the lowest of the low
Quartermuncher
02/19/23 3:58:34 AM
#21
My miggety miggety pimp daddy

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TopicPost game hints, tips, tricks, suggestions and facts ITT. SPOILERS
Quartermuncher
02/14/23 9:45:41 AM
#4
Aim for the butthole

Works in every video game

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TopicImagine not just bootlcking for a corporation
Quartermuncher
02/01/23 8:28:55 AM
#1
Imagine not just bootlicking for a corporation, but doing everything necessary to ballwash bad or stupid decisions.

Seen it far too many times in the last ten minutes not to call out. JFC, get some respect for yourselves.

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TopicDo y'all remember Scalebound?
Quartermuncher
01/15/23 4:10:08 AM
#3
I remember

Its what put the Xbox One underneath the Ps vita and Wii U. Those systems had first party support, to the point where the Wii U had a better 2017 in its dying year with BOTW than MS cancelling the only game thier system would have.

To this day Microsoft hasnt managed to actually manage a first party stream of games. They buy devs and hope for the best, they might just now be about to fix that, but for now, theyre in the doghouse. You dont cancel your flagship game, or whatever you want to call a Hideki Kamiya project.

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TopicI'm Daddy.
Quartermuncher
01/09/23 2:42:56 PM
#4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rb3Mv2m5zw
I'M THE DADDY NOW

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TopicWaiting to see if I got a new job. Anxiety sucks.
Quartermuncher
12/27/22 8:20:39 PM
#5
I've been in a similar position the last couple months

Been laid off in tech and i'm the one guy that everyone likes JUST enough to earn second place every fucking time and it gets old x.x


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TopicSelect a franchise to give a Kart Racing video game
Quartermuncher
12/24/22 7:44:26 AM
#73
Death Stranding

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TopicSony paying to keep FFVII, Bloodborne, and FFXVI off of Xbox
Quartermuncher
12/23/22 4:27:23 PM
#37
DarthAragorn posted...
cool

now explain the other ones

Timed Excluvisity Plus No Gamepass Check Equals "Why should Square Bother"?

I question the wording on this document if they're citing Bloodborne as an example. All Square has accepted AFAIK is timed exclusivity deals, which have expired and no one has footed the bill to put them onto the Xbox. I expect Square wants the gamepass money, and i'm guessing MS hasn't, leading to no Xbox FF games.

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TopicStar Wars Episode 10 should remove itself from the familiar
Quartermuncher
12/23/22 8:42:18 AM
#9
Zack and Miri make a Porno already released it

It's THE ALL ANAL FINAL CHAPTER

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TopicAnyone else hype for the Ahsoka show?
Quartermuncher
12/22/22 2:49:52 AM
#6
TinyTreeClub posted...
This past summer I started an entire timeline viewing and was blown away by Rebels so Im also really hype for those characters to make their live action debuts.

That good eh? I recently finished Clone Wars and started Rebels before deciding to finish off other non 75 episode shows beforehand.

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TopicI am now posting
Quartermuncher
12/17/22 4:55:45 PM
#3
I'll bet you also exist too


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TopicI present to you the definitive Star Wars live action ranking
Quartermuncher
12/14/22 7:11:11 AM
#17
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Then what movie is? TLJ is easily the worst middle entry of any trilogy of all time. Zack Snyder put more thought into HIS DC Trilogy with nothing more than the title of "Batman Vs Superman", and it makes TLJ look like a fucking masterpiece. Not that it's a great movie, TLJ is just in its own universe of dogshit.

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TopicMy check engine light just came on
Quartermuncher
11/30/22 6:47:39 PM
#6
Did it make you cum?

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TopicI make the THX Sound when I Cum
Quartermuncher
11/30/22 6:32:09 PM
#1
What about you?

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TopicTears of the Kingdom
Quartermuncher
11/30/22 9:42:13 AM
#6
Looking forward to watching FF16 do the usual "smoke Zelda like it ain't no thang" on release

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TopicWhat's the alternative to YouTube?
Quartermuncher
11/30/22 9:36:09 AM
#38
SoIidLegacy posted...
Vanced was perfect, but unfortunately Google forced them to shut down.

That's why ReVanced Exists

Flauros posted...
Anyone who pays for YT premium is a fucking cuck.

This, although it's worse when you have folks like Suolevram who defend deepthroating the corporate boot all the way to the knee.

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TopicThe PS5 has no games
Quartermuncher
11/29/22 2:57:38 PM
#5
The PS5 has plenty of games

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TopicElon Musk is losing his mind on Twitter
Quartermuncher
11/29/22 1:23:29 AM
#19
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


That Pickle Rick though

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TopicHow good or bad do you think the dating scene has been in 2022?
Quartermuncher
11/12/22 9:12:22 AM
#3
Terrible

No idea what to do to fix it

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TopicStar Wars: 5>4>6>RO >8>3>Solo>7>2>1>9
Quartermuncher
11/11/22 1:42:03 AM
#13
RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
you put 8 way too high, and 9 too low too

This, TLJ needs to go so far beneath the Star Wars Holiday Special its not even funny

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TopicI dont understand why no one thinks im cool
Quartermuncher
11/10/22 5:28:24 PM
#3
It's the Water Temple no one likes

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TopicWhat was the last game that made you attach a penis pump to your junk
Quartermuncher
11/10/22 5:23:35 PM
#1
....because it was so good, you could only attach it to your junk and just keep on going and going?

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TopicMicrosoft needs to get their shit together and release some proper games.
Quartermuncher
11/08/22 8:01:41 AM
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They *should*, but Microsoft has proven themselves time and time again absolutely incapable of releasing a damn game.

They bought Rare and failed to capitalize on them until they created Sea of Thieves, but that doesn't make up for the failure of literaly hiring Hideki Kamiya to make you an exclusive and you fail at THAT!

Next year is the first time in a Decade MS will have put any level of effort into curating their own games, and by "any level of effort" i mean "buying Bethesda so Starfield can compete", and even that isn't likely to move the needle when its competition is Legend of Zelda and Final Fantasy.

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TopicI need a solution to keeping my cat away from my TV
Quartermuncher
10/30/22 2:28:22 PM
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Read that title. I don't need a deterrent, I need a solution. Something that STOPS the problem.

I'm unable to work or relax at my home due to my cat's obsession with it, blocking the view and/or pawing at it.

Whenever he does, i've done something. Sprayed him with water, made PSST noises, put up cat spikes, tried two brands of cat repellent and a thing of compressed air that goes off if he is nearby.

These will deter him for a few seconds, but not for long. He will be back before i've had a literal goddamn chance to sit down and have a single bite to eat. I don't like putting him into time outs, but it's the only effective method i've encountered that works. IS there anything more effective for the both of us?

Also, cat tax paid: https://imgur.com/a/21X8nXl

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TopicWhat are some snacks that have been ASSBLASTED with flavor?
Quartermuncher
10/22/22 8:58:22 PM
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I don't mean just petty seasoning, i'm talking BLASTED DIRECTLY UP THE ASS with something like Ranch or BBQ

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