Lurker > VanananaHeyHey

You're a boon to humanity, TC. <3

Their religion is a fertility cult based around a virgin birth.

I like the music pretty well. Keep it up, TC.

I had my suspicions when I was about 8 or 9, but held out until I was 10 or 11. Mom finally had to tell me because the computer Santa brought us was messed up and we had to take it back to Best Buy.

gasgpmo posted...

Steamed hams but in real life.

Yes, exactly! I typed this up when it happened. lol

Dabo Swinney: Well, Mr. President, we made it- despite your shutdown.

45th President Donald Trump: Ah. Super-proficient ballers! Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

Swinney: Yeah. (Trump exits to Oval Office)

Trump: Oh, egads! My catering is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Mogul.

Swinney: Ah-!

*Donald Trump with his crazy explanations; the Celmson Tigers gonna need their medication! When they hear Trumps lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!*

Swinney: Mr. President!

Trump: Truly tremendous. I was just- uh, just tanning my calves on the windowsill. Its terrific exercise. Care to join me?

Swinney: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Mr. President?

Trump: Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. (Swinney scowls and exits)

Trump: Whew. (Trump runs through window; returns to Oval Office) Boys, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.

Swinney: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Trump: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

Swinney: You call hamburgers steamed hams?

Trump: Yes. It's a regional dialect.

Swinney: Uh-huh. Uh, what region?

Trump: Uh, upstate New York.

Swinney: Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."

Trump: Oh, not in Utica. No. It's a Tower expression.

Swinney: I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at McDonalds.

Trump: No, no. Patented Trump burgers. Old family recipe. I made them myself. I have always made them myself. This is a recipe I practically invented, okay? No one follows this recipe of mine like me.

Swinney: For steamed hams.

Trump: Yes.

Swinney: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Trump: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - (slams down on the table) We have nothing to discuss. (exits to Oval Office)

Swinney: Of course.

Trump: (returns) Oh well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Swinney: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?

Trump: Uh...nparalleled economic success and domestic tranquility.

Swinney: Un- Unparalleled economic success and domestic tranquility? At this time of racial and sexual iniquity, at this stage of capitalism, in this part of the global north, localized entirely within your presidency?

Trump: Yes.

Swinney: May I see it?

Trump: ...no.

Mike Pence: Mother! The House is on fire!

Trump: No, Michael. It's just the northern lights.

Swinney: Well, Donald, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Pence: Mother! Mother!

Scrapple! Anything else we might have is extra credit.

Alucard188 posted...

Aw buddy. Rotties are lovable goofs.

FortuneCookie posted...

Sweetest doggo I ever knew was a Rottweiler.

I love Rotts. My dogs have always been Rottweilers except for one Doberman once when I was a kid. They're smart, sweet cartoons.

pauIie posted...

rip :(

<3

My parents got a dog in 2013 and it was immediately spoiled and beloved by all.

Happy dog through the end. Good doggy.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/6/AAbYl1AAD4ZI.jpg

The dick pic doesn't seem as creepy as getting into lines about 'making babies' during the talking phase. That's like "Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?"-levels of hrrk and cringe.

"Sex work" flattens and deliberately hides the power dynamics by making cam models, trafficked children, pimps, strippers, desperation prostitutes and pornography producers all "sex workers." It would be like saying "energy workers" to mean coal miners, oil lobbyists, people who bought solar panels for their backyards, windmill repair technicians, electricians, loggers, lumber commodity pricers, people on rigs, hyodrelectric engineers when talking about the harm done by non-renewables.

Furthermore, there is no way to reconcile prostitution with OSHA requirements for literally every other type of work.

Nordic Model is the only way to go. The places that have legalized brothels like Germany and Australia can't keep up with demand and more women (it's almost always women) are trafficked or exploited to fill the positions.

The cat trilled and walked over the way it does when I make little cat noises. It was a quiet, squeaky fart that sounded a bit like a little chirp, I guess. I lol'd and aww'd.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/0/AAbYl1AADxc-.jpg

teep_ posted...

The UK brought spices to the Western world yet adamantly refuses to use them in their own cooking

Don't get high on your own supply.

R1masher posted...

Encrust a chicken breast with it

Not bad. I usually broil some thighs after marinating them. What's your preferred chicken breast prep? Baking dries them out something fierce.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Grate it over your blueberry muffins

I don't eat muffins, but I can see how it'd be about as good as cheddar and pie. :'(

Kaiganeer posted...

eat it as is

Like an apple, yeah? Monch.

For somewhat lulsy reasons, I have a bit more than half a kilogram of parmesan-reggiano cheese. Other than making a quadruple batch of Alfredo sauce (which will happen for at least a third of it), what would CE recommend doing with it?