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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
gmanthebest
07/22/23 5:45:42 AM
#493
Eastern European Car Salesman: She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

Homer: What country is this car from?

Eastern European Car Salesman: It no longer exists, but take her for a test drive, and you'll agree: 'Zagreb ebnom Zlotdik diev'! Put it in H!

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
gmanthebest
07/13/23 2:58:54 PM
#468
Villain_S_Fiend posted...
"I sleep in a racing car! Do you?"

"I sleep in a big bed with my wife."

"Oh. Yeah."
So after 20 years, that's it? So long, good luck?

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
gmanthebest
07/06/23 3:57:22 AM
#454
jimmyjones69 posted...
"Mr Simpson your silence will only incriminate you further!"

Anything from the Homer Badman episode was pure gold. Shit still makes me laugh.
The clock hands moving with the splices always gets me in that scene

IfGodCouldDie posted...
What'd you just say chief?
Do what the kid said

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
gmanthebest
07/02/23 3:49:51 AM
#440
I'm sure it's already been said multiple times, but:

Works on contingency?
No, money down!

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
gmanthebest
07/01/23 11:22:39 AM
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NostraL0r3 posted...
Homer: "my name is Mr. Burns, and I believe you have a letter for me."

Clerk: "Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"

Homer: "...I don't know."

*Next scene, Homer and Bart sitting on steps*

Homer: "Great plan, Bart."
The mural always gets me

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/2/AALXCwAAEnmU.jpg

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TopicRandom Interesting Facts ITT #3
gmanthebest
06/20/23 8:38:06 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
I'd have to see if I could find them but I feel like they wherent hard enough I couldn't crush them up like a regular solo cup. I misspoke in my last comment. They where like the same thickness where as one would expect it to be thinner due to being a smaller scale version.
Ah, gotcha. Either way, still a hilarious product to even exist lol

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TopicRandom Interesting Facts ITT #3
gmanthebest
06/20/23 7:24:38 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
The shot glasses I had where still plastic. Thicker though. Could you imagine how flimsy they'd be if they scaled down to ratio?
Yeah, it was like a hard plastic. Definitely a lot more expensive than a pack of the regular cups lmao

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TopicRandom Interesting Facts ITT #3
gmanthebest
06/20/23 6:18:49 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
I can believe it. Somewhere I got red solo cup shot glasses. Yes they actually made disposable shot glasses that look just like a red solo cup
When the Bed Bath and Beyond I worked at first opened, we have a red solo line of drinkware. Shot glasses, double old fashioned, wine glasses. I think I still have a shot glass somewhere.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
gmanthebest
06/02/23 1:45:52 PM
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The other day a coworker was telling me about how her boyfriend found out our boss is gay. Apparently by "partner" he thought, "Business partners who live together." And all I can think of is:

"That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've got to have him and his wife over for drinks sometime."
"Mmm, I don't think he's married, Homer."
"Oh, a swinging bachelor, eh? Well, there's lots of foxy ladies out there."
"Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you?"
"Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam."
"He prefers the company of men!"
"Who doesn't?"
"Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo..."
"Right."
"...Sexual."
"AAAAHHH!"

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
gmanthebest
05/26/23 4:24:04 PM
#303
There's THE TRUTH
And THE TRUTH!

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TopicMan Get's Life Sentence for 9th DWI
gmanthebest
04/28/23 7:16:26 AM
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Quicksilver posted...
Should just ban alcohol in general it is literal poison that does nothing but hurt there is no reason for it to even be made especially since it tastes so nasty you can't even be like but it tastes good because it all tastes awful.
Some pretty garbage bait

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TopicApparently the UK DENIED Microsoft's purchase of Activison/Blizzard
gmanthebest
04/27/23 1:54:36 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Their issue is over cloud rather than anything else, which I'm not sure how is Microsoft's fault or how denying this will change anything.
Which is extra hilarious considering how garbage cloud gaming is.

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TopicThis is why i dont understand why TP is so many people's favorite Zelda game.
gmanthebest
04/26/23 2:07:44 PM
#44
Turbam posted...
Hold on a second there, Jack.
You got the right idea, but the wrong form.
Wut?

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TopicWhat does CMA stand for, in the uk block of the activision merger?
gmanthebest
04/26/23 1:50:47 PM
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AirJordan2345 posted...
oh, are they only in the uk and not the u.s.?
I feel like the FTC would be an equivalent

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TopicBed, Bath and Beyond files for bankruptcy
gmanthebest
04/26/23 11:52:05 AM
#56
Good. Terrible place to work for. Thanks Mark Tritton

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TopicApparently the UK DENIED Microsoft's purchase of Activison/Blizzard
gmanthebest
04/26/23 11:20:37 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
What are you trying to cope for

anyways, as an American, your opinion of we shouldnt do anything until its already too late is invalid
A. Canadian
B. You do realise the US has laws about monopolies, right?

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TopicApparently the UK DENIED Microsoft's purchase of Activison/Blizzard
gmanthebest
04/26/23 11:05:55 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
whoosh
Considering we're a long way from an actual monopoly, your post made no sense

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TopicApparently the UK DENIED Microsoft's purchase of Activison/Blizzard
gmanthebest
04/26/23 10:42:13 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
nothing should be done whatsoever until its already too late? thats how america got over 1 million covid deaths and multiple daily mass shooting. and thats how the world will perish to biodiversity collapse
Yes, let's compare businesses doing business with Covid deaths. Definitely a fair comparison

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TopicApparently the UK DENIED Microsoft's purchase of Activison/Blizzard
gmanthebest
04/26/23 9:36:03 AM
#45
SpiritSephiroth posted...
Tbh the whole acquisition is blatant monopolization of the industry.
This makes it so there's no other game developers?

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TopicMemes #37
gmanthebest
04/25/23 1:49:25 PM
#283
action52 posted...
It's an unrelated article...

Within the banner headline?
Yes. Now, to redirect our conversation slightly, I had a few ideas on how to continue this meme topic

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/8/AALXCwAAEap-.jpg

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TopicMemes #37
gmanthebest
04/25/23 1:03:00 PM
#281
action52 posted...
What's that under your hand?
Oh, it's an unrelated article

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TopicIf you were working at a Retail place would you generally prefer a large retail
gmanthebest
04/24/23 7:27:13 AM
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Big is easier to hide when you're hungover, smaller is nice because stock is less daunting.

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TopicDo you have a Discord Kitten?
gmanthebest
04/24/23 7:25:38 AM
#5
You gonna tell us what that is? Or do I need my hazmat suit for a trip to Urban Dictionary?

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TopicMan Get's Life Sentence for 9th DWI
gmanthebest
04/24/23 7:07:54 AM
#55
Fair. Should've happened after the second time he got caught. People who drive impaired don't care about anyone else, so I don't care about them

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TopicWhat happened to the flying nimbus cloud?
gmanthebest
04/23/23 5:12:48 AM
#3
If you love it, set it free.

And if it comes back, then it's yours

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TopicCelebs cry on Twitter as they lose their blue check marks
gmanthebest
04/23/23 5:11:55 AM
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Funny seeing people think Twitter is going to be sued for this. Literally nothing to sue over.

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TopicGood pasta without meat, cheese or seafood. Does it exist?
gmanthebest
04/21/23 6:22:19 PM
#21
I enjoy spaghetti with pesto

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
gmanthebest
04/21/23 2:11:41 AM
#169
Yvan eht nioj

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TopicWalmart is bottom tier trash store that needs to die.
gmanthebest
04/20/23 11:32:20 AM
#29
Nah, I prefer the low prices. Other businesses are free to compete.

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TopicMemes #37
gmanthebest
04/19/23 6:16:10 PM
#173
The Bechdel Test, or Bechdel-Wallace Test, sometimes called the Mo Movie Measure or Bechdel Rule is a simple test which names the following three criteria: (1) it has to have at least two women in it, who (2) who talk to each other, about (3) something besides a man.

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TopicOakland Disabled Retiree to lose his house because tenant failing to pay rent
gmanthebest
04/19/23 2:42:04 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Context for people that didn't read the link...

Landlord's fault for being a jackass tbqh unless there's something else not being revealed.
Yes, what a jackass. Letting her stay even though she was constantly late with payment and sometimes gave him bad cheques

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TopicWhite girl starts crying after black guy taps her shoulder.
gmanthebest
04/18/23 4:45:07 AM
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DOOM-64 posted...
ok I am going to be honest. I knew some people would shill for her. I knew it because this is how certain ugly events in history have gone down. So I came prepared to make an initial statement and then prove you were wrong, giving you the chance for growth via the Aristotelian Method of reasoning.

now watch the second video where she cleans her arm:

https://twitter.com/dragoon_jay/status/1647474288998461440/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1647474288998461440&currentTweetUser=dragoon_jay

then her friend was dumb enough to say that it, indeed, was because of the mans color:

https://twitter.com/OuiMignon/status/1648050552092385281

and somehow, even despite that, a CEman here managed to react even worse that her, meet Mr he smeared his shit on her arm:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80415618/972909417
I'm a friend of the guy who made that account on TikTok, he's lying and trying to stir shit up. It's true because it's on the internet and no one would lie on the internet, right?

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TopicDoes anyone actually like Robin Hood?
gmanthebest
04/16/23 8:03:41 PM
#28
Saw an anime version on Tubi. Couple friends and I got stoned and really enjoyed it.

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TopicMemes #37
gmanthebest
04/14/23 3:57:46 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/2/AALXCwAAEYZq.jpg

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TopicEcco the Dolphin could have been so good
gmanthebest
04/13/23 1:51:32 PM
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I remember liking it, but yeah, never did get far into it

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TopicLightyear has been out for 269 days, have you seen it yet?
gmanthebest
04/13/23 10:45:18 AM
#63
I liked it. But I definitely had low expectations, so that probably helped

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TopicHarry Potter HBO series confirmed
gmanthebest
04/13/23 8:57:42 AM
#123
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Allies is probably the word you're looking for maybe?

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TopicHarry Potter HBO series confirmed
gmanthebest
04/13/23 8:44:22 AM
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averagejoel posted...
there's not really any way to do that without fundamentally changing the series. there's so much stuff in the books (and movies) that absolutely would not fly today
........have you ever watched the movies or read the books?

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TopicAre you glad JK Rowling will Executive Produce the HBO MAX Harry Potter series?
gmanthebest
04/12/23 5:51:49 PM
#40
Not happy about it, but it's her property, she can do what she wants with it

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TopicHarry Potter HBO series confirmed
gmanthebest
04/12/23 4:43:16 PM
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Awesome. Hope they do a great job

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TopicPokemon stadium is out on the switch
gmanthebest
04/12/23 4:24:13 PM
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Can't wait for them minigames though

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TopicShe lied about her age and he is now a sex offender(Fair or unfair?)
gmanthebest
04/12/23 4:20:16 PM
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epik_fail1 posted...
Tbh it's true that the judge did not even seem to punish him for what he was accused of.
Yeah, that was the most ridiculous bullshit I've seen in a long time. "I don't like hookup culture, so you're guilty as fuck." Like, literally has 0 to do with the case, other than how two people found each other

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TopicThey changed the lyrics in songs for the live-action Little Mermaid
gmanthebest
04/08/23 3:38:57 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Okay. That... that seems really dark.
You're just not getting it. The girl is perfectly safe. It's just the IMPLICATION that something might go wrong for her if she says no.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
gmanthebest
04/07/23 4:24:29 AM
#104
"I'm sorry. I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account.

Oh, crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer.

Oh, crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret.

Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!

Oh, it's too hot today."

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TopicHBO is making a Harry Potter television series.
gmanthebest
04/06/23 11:05:10 AM
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averagejoel posted...
yes. I am 100% confident that I understand English better than most people on this board.
https://youtu.be/oHC1230OpOg

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TopicHBO is making a Harry Potter television series.
gmanthebest
04/06/23 10:21:45 AM
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averagejoel posted...
you've done nothing but insults and deflection!
Are you confused? You seem to be mixing up what others post and what you post

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TopicWhat if every TC was a mod for every topic they made?
gmanthebest
04/06/23 2:48:53 AM
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Sounds like a terrible idea

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