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Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
gmanthebest 07/22/23 5:45:42 AM #493 | Eastern European Car Salesman: She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene. Homer: What country is this car from? Eastern European Car Salesman: It no longer exists, but take her for a test drive, and you'll agree: 'Zagreb ebnom Zlotdik diev'! Put it in H! --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
gmanthebest 07/13/23 2:58:54 PM #468 | Villain_S_Fiend posted... "I sleep in a racing car! Do you?"So after 20 years, that's it? So long, good luck? --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
gmanthebest 07/06/23 3:57:22 AM #454 | jimmyjones69 posted... "Mr Simpson your silence will only incriminate you further!"The clock hands moving with the splices always gets me in that scene IfGodCouldDie posted... What'd you just say chief?Do what the kid said --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
gmanthebest 07/02/23 3:49:51 AM #440 | I'm sure it's already been said multiple times, but: Works on contingency? No, money down! --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
gmanthebest 07/01/23 11:22:39 AM #433 | NostraL0r3 posted... Homer: "my name is Mr. Burns, and I believe you have a letter for me."The mural always gets me https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/2/AALXCwAAEnmU.jpg --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Random Interesting Facts ITT #3 |
gmanthebest 06/20/23 8:38:06 AM #285 | Sufferedphoneix posted... I'd have to see if I could find them but I feel like they wherent hard enough I couldn't crush them up like a regular solo cup. I misspoke in my last comment. They where like the same thickness where as one would expect it to be thinner due to being a smaller scale version.Ah, gotcha. Either way, still a hilarious product to even exist lol --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Random Interesting Facts ITT #3 |
gmanthebest 06/20/23 7:24:38 AM #283 | Sufferedphoneix posted... The shot glasses I had where still plastic. Thicker though. Could you imagine how flimsy they'd be if they scaled down to ratio?Yeah, it was like a hard plastic. Definitely a lot more expensive than a pack of the regular cups lmao --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Random Interesting Facts ITT #3 |
gmanthebest 06/20/23 6:18:49 AM #281 | Sufferedphoneix posted... I can believe it. Somewhere I got red solo cup shot glasses. Yes they actually made disposable shot glasses that look just like a red solo cupWhen the Bed Bath and Beyond I worked at first opened, we have a red solo line of drinkware. Shot glasses, double old fashioned, wine glasses. I think I still have a shot glass somewhere. --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
gmanthebest 06/02/23 1:45:52 PM #331 | The other day a coworker was telling me about how her boyfriend found out our boss is gay. Apparently by "partner" he thought, "Business partners who live together." And all I can think of is: "That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've got to have him and his wife over for drinks sometime." "Mmm, I don't think he's married, Homer." "Oh, a swinging bachelor, eh? Well, there's lots of foxy ladies out there." "Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you?" "Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam." "He prefers the company of men!" "Who doesn't?" "Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo..." "Right." "...Sexual." "AAAAHHH!" --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
gmanthebest 05/26/23 4:24:04 PM #303 | There's THE TRUTH And THE TRUTH! --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Man Get's Life Sentence for 9th DWI |
gmanthebest 04/28/23 7:16:26 AM #90 | Quicksilver posted... Should just ban alcohol in general it is literal poison that does nothing but hurt there is no reason for it to even be made especially since it tastes so nasty you can't even be like but it tastes good because it all tastes awful.Some pretty garbage bait --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Apparently the UK DENIED Microsoft's purchase of Activison/Blizzard |
gmanthebest 04/27/23 1:54:36 PM #86 | Funkydog posted... Their issue is over cloud rather than anything else, which I'm not sure how is Microsoft's fault or how denying this will change anything.Which is extra hilarious considering how garbage cloud gaming is. --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | This is why i dont understand why TP is so many people's favorite Zelda game. |
gmanthebest 04/26/23 2:07:44 PM #44 | Turbam posted... Hold on a second there, Jack.Wut? --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | What does CMA stand for, in the uk block of the activision merger? |
gmanthebest 04/26/23 1:50:47 PM #8 | AirJordan2345 posted... oh, are they only in the uk and not the u.s.?I feel like the FTC would be an equivalent --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Bed, Bath and Beyond files for bankruptcy |
gmanthebest 04/26/23 11:52:05 AM #56 | Good. Terrible place to work for. Thanks Mark Tritton --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Apparently the UK DENIED Microsoft's purchase of Activison/Blizzard |
gmanthebest 04/26/23 11:20:37 AM #59 | Kloe_Rinz posted... What are you trying to cope forA. Canadian B. You do realise the US has laws about monopolies, right? --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Apparently the UK DENIED Microsoft's purchase of Activison/Blizzard |
gmanthebest 04/26/23 11:05:55 AM #55 | Kloe_Rinz posted... whooshConsidering we're a long way from an actual monopoly, your post made no sense --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Apparently the UK DENIED Microsoft's purchase of Activison/Blizzard |
gmanthebest 04/26/23 10:42:13 AM #52 | Kloe_Rinz posted... nothing should be done whatsoever until its already too late? thats how america got over 1 million covid deaths and multiple daily mass shooting. and thats how the world will perish to biodiversity collapseYes, let's compare businesses doing business with Covid deaths. Definitely a fair comparison --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Apparently the UK DENIED Microsoft's purchase of Activison/Blizzard |
gmanthebest 04/26/23 9:36:03 AM #45 | SpiritSephiroth posted... Tbh the whole acquisition is blatant monopolization of the industry.This makes it so there's no other game developers? --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Memes #37 |
gmanthebest 04/25/23 1:49:25 PM #283 | action52 posted... It's an unrelated article...Yes. Now, to redirect our conversation slightly, I had a few ideas on how to continue this meme topic https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/8/AALXCwAAEap-.jpg --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Memes #37 |
gmanthebest 04/25/23 1:03:00 PM #281 | action52 posted... What's that under your hand?Oh, it's an unrelated article --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | If you were working at a Retail place would you generally prefer a large retail |
gmanthebest 04/24/23 7:27:13 AM #6 | Big is easier to hide when you're hungover, smaller is nice because stock is less daunting. --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Do you have a Discord Kitten? |
gmanthebest 04/24/23 7:25:38 AM #5 | You gonna tell us what that is? Or do I need my hazmat suit for a trip to Urban Dictionary? --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Man Get's Life Sentence for 9th DWI |
gmanthebest 04/24/23 7:07:54 AM #55 | Fair. Should've happened after the second time he got caught. People who drive impaired don't care about anyone else, so I don't care about them --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | What happened to the flying nimbus cloud? |
gmanthebest 04/23/23 5:12:48 AM #3 | If you love it, set it free. And if it comes back, then it's yours --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Celebs cry on Twitter as they lose their blue check marks |
gmanthebest 04/23/23 5:11:55 AM #213 | Funny seeing people think Twitter is going to be sued for this. Literally nothing to sue over. --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Good pasta without meat, cheese or seafood. Does it exist? |
gmanthebest 04/21/23 6:22:19 PM #21 | I enjoy spaghetti with pesto --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
gmanthebest 04/21/23 2:11:41 AM #169 | Yvan eht nioj --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Walmart is bottom tier trash store that needs to die. |
gmanthebest 04/20/23 11:32:20 AM #29 | Nah, I prefer the low prices. Other businesses are free to compete. --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Memes #37 |
gmanthebest 04/19/23 6:16:10 PM #173 | The Bechdel Test, or Bechdel-Wallace Test, sometimes called the Mo Movie Measure or Bechdel Rule is a simple test which names the following three criteria: (1) it has to have at least two women in it, who (2) who talk to each other, about (3) something besides a man. --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Oakland Disabled Retiree to lose his house because tenant failing to pay rent |
gmanthebest 04/19/23 2:42:04 PM #9 | Jagr_68 posted... Context for people that didn't read the link...Yes, what a jackass. Letting her stay even though she was constantly late with payment and sometimes gave him bad cheques --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | White girl starts crying after black guy taps her shoulder. |
gmanthebest 04/18/23 4:45:07 AM #97 | DOOM-64 posted... ok I am going to be honest. I knew some people would shill for her. I knew it because this is how certain ugly events in history have gone down. So I came prepared to make an initial statement and then prove you were wrong, giving you the chance for growth via the Aristotelian Method of reasoning.I'm a friend of the guy who made that account on TikTok, he's lying and trying to stir shit up. It's true because it's on the internet and no one would lie on the internet, right? --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Does anyone actually like Robin Hood? |
gmanthebest 04/16/23 8:03:41 PM #28 | Saw an anime version on Tubi. Couple friends and I got stoned and really enjoyed it. --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Memes #37 |
gmanthebest 04/14/23 3:57:46 AM #22 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/2/AALXCwAAEYZq.jpg --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Ecco the Dolphin could have been so good |
gmanthebest 04/13/23 1:51:32 PM #2 | I remember liking it, but yeah, never did get far into it --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Lightyear has been out for 269 days, have you seen it yet? |
gmanthebest 04/13/23 10:45:18 AM #63 | I liked it. But I definitely had low expectations, so that probably helped --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Harry Potter HBO series confirmed |
gmanthebest 04/13/23 8:57:42 AM #123 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Allies is probably the word you're looking for maybe? --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Harry Potter HBO series confirmed |
gmanthebest 04/13/23 8:44:22 AM #116 | averagejoel posted... there's not really any way to do that without fundamentally changing the series. there's so much stuff in the books (and movies) that absolutely would not fly today........have you ever watched the movies or read the books? --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Are you glad JK Rowling will Executive Produce the HBO MAX Harry Potter series? |
gmanthebest 04/12/23 5:51:49 PM #40 | Not happy about it, but it's her property, she can do what she wants with it --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Harry Potter HBO series confirmed |
gmanthebest 04/12/23 4:43:16 PM #35 | Awesome. Hope they do a great job --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Pokemon stadium is out on the switch |
gmanthebest 04/12/23 4:24:13 PM #9 | Can't wait for them minigames though --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | She lied about her age and he is now a sex offender(Fair or unfair?) |
gmanthebest 04/12/23 4:20:16 PM #72 | epik_fail1 posted... Tbh it's true that the judge did not even seem to punish him for what he was accused of.Yeah, that was the most ridiculous bullshit I've seen in a long time. "I don't like hookup culture, so you're guilty as fuck." Like, literally has 0 to do with the case, other than how two people found each other --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | They changed the lyrics in songs for the live-action Little Mermaid |
gmanthebest 04/08/23 3:38:57 AM #103 | MC_BatCommander posted... Okay. That... that seems really dark.You're just not getting it. The girl is perfectly safe. It's just the IMPLICATION that something might go wrong for her if she says no. --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
gmanthebest 04/07/23 4:24:29 AM #104 | "I'm sorry. I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account. Oh, crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh, crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! Oh, it's too hot today." --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | HBO is making a Harry Potter television series. |
gmanthebest 04/06/23 11:05:10 AM #194 | averagejoel posted... yes. I am 100% confident that I understand English better than most people on this board.https://youtu.be/oHC1230OpOg --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | HBO is making a Harry Potter television series. |
gmanthebest 04/06/23 10:21:45 AM #191 | averagejoel posted... you've done nothing but insults and deflection!Are you confused? You seem to be mixing up what others post and what you post --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
Topic | What if every TC was a mod for every topic they made? |
gmanthebest 04/06/23 2:48:53 AM #2 | Sounds like a terrible idea --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away |
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