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GaryGensler posted...

https://twitter.com/WORGODICP/status/1651659269098315795

The fuck's wrong with the dude's abdomen? Like, you can clearly see where his moobs hang over and then it's just like all this uneven surface that dips and then you can see where his outie belly button protrudes out.

Or is it just a belt?

Giant_Aspirin posted...

nah, I'm pretty over "limited" releases.

This. RSD is pretty boring to me these days.

I'd rather just get a flat 30% discount on whatever I buy at whatever store. DGAF about all these special RSD editions of things. More than half the time you just end up finding them in the used/preowned sections a few months later.

Instead of banking on a crappy fight, they should just have both of them hoisted by cranes and have the crane operators take turns swinging them into each other like wrecking balls.

I tried to jump right back into NG+ after I beat it the first time, only got about to the 2nd palace before I got bored again.

If anything they should do away completely with the subscription fees if they're gonna paywall everything else as well.

This subscription based world we live in is already over-saturated enough.

I had one a few years ago just because I was in the mood for a burger and I happened to see a DQ commercial come on.

They're nothing to write home about. Even the crummiest burger fast food joints are better than DQ because at least those people make the burgers their focus instead of the ice cream.

Twizzlers taste more plastic-y and not as sweet.

Much prefer Red Vines. Can eat a whole tub of that garbage.

I wonder why she's only going after one of the Bella twins lol

Also would love to hear Mick Foley and Cornette's responses to this lol

Also wtf Home Depot lol. Guess they must've sponsored TNA or some shit before.

Good grief that is one ugly baby lol

Well I never thought that I'd be diddlin' children but,
I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAAAAAAAY
If you open up your miiiiiiiiind (see what's inside...)

EE-IT'S GONNA TAEEKE SOME TIIIIME TO REEEE-A-LIIIIIIZE

Lmao fucking Gilbert.

The smile on his face as he says that really nails it.

masterpug53 posted...

People who go "it's shameful to mock those who fucked around and found out with Covid denialism" are on-par with Bart Simpson randomly saying "Mom, please, a man just died" to Marge after she cracks a joke over McBain killing Commie-Nazis.

It also cracks me up when people try to counterpoint by saying "you can still get covid and die even if you're vaccinated!".

Yes, but here's the key difference: People actually feel bad and care about individuals who were vaccinated and still got covid and passed. Nobody gives a single solitary FUCK about any dumbass motherfucker who refuses to get vaccinated and then gets covid and dies (as they shouldn't).

JKwaffle posted...

Wanting to fuck isn't the problem, JUST wanting to fuck is the problem. If you only call someone your friend until they reject you, then you never wanted to actually be friends with them. The issue isn't that you're attracted to them, the issue is that your "friendship" ends the second you didn't get sex out of it. That's the problem.

Okay, that I can understand.

I've only been to Chuck E. Cheese maybe like less than a handful of times. I want to say I had a birthday party there, but I think I'm remembering wrong and it was probably for someone else's birthday.

But all I remember is that it wasn't nearly as fun or entertaining as they made it seem in the commercials. I think I was more of a Peter Piper Pizza kid myself.

JKwaffle posted...

they just wanted to fuck.

And what's wrong with that?

Dang, 92? He lived a good long while. R.I.P.

One of the kings

Yeah that's pretty impressive but I dunno I don't think anything will ever top the wall of death from Exodus of all bands at Wacken in 2010. With their worst vocalist yet no less.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EORH8Nx6FHU

Would've been nice if they could implement like a dev menu where you can edit the rental pokemon's moves.

All the un-evolved pokemon have better moves than the fully evolved ones lmao

Turtlemayor333 posted...

Get ready for this in every game of the playoffs

Until a player "accidentally" goes flying into the seats and squashes the kid lol

He beat the devil outta his victims by slapping them with 4 inch paint brushes soaked in turpentine

Yeah that's about the best they could really do other than nothing at all lol

Simple nod (still gets the message through to people trying to do it).

I thought the Dolly Llama was dead

mybbqrules posted...

This might be the biggest "had us in the first half, and completely lost us in the second half" post I've ever seen.

And this might be the biggest "late to the fucking party after everyone already left" post I've ever seen. Who the fuck responds to something said like 60 posts ago that everyone already moved on from? Like I said, you people are fucking DENSE.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Dude, are you seriously advocating terrorism?

"dUdE, aRe yoU sErioUslY advocating TERRORISM!?"

I'm being facetious, obviously. Christ you people are dense.

_Rinku_ posted...

The powers that be won't change the rules because it benefits them.

Then you need to change the powers that be by voting them out or establishing rogue militia groups to cause grievous bodily harm to them.

All these states with nonsense mail-in ballot prerequisites need to pull their head out their asses.

Here in AZ, as long as you're a registered voter, you can opt in for mail-in ballots. I don't know how it works for people not originally from the state or country, but it's never been a difficult process for me. Although in recent years it's been kinda stupid because they give you the option to check off that you want recurring mail-in ballots moving forward, yet they still send you the opt-in pamphlet every election year regardless. And some Repubs naturally want to do away with it altogether, go figure.

I don't know why these assholes are trying to force people to interact in lines and shit. Even in AZ with mail-in ballots, we still had absurdly long lines at in-person locations with some places still going long after the polls supposedly closed. Those lines are just a hotbed for the same senseless arguing and grandstanding you see online, just in person. I don't want to stand around for hours listening to other peoples' political discourse that I get enough of on TV and online.

pojr posted...

I don't really have anything to offer a woman. im not going to blame women on the fact that I'm not super interesting

Basically this. Rather than get angry or overly depressed about it, I've been learning to come to acceptance.

LMAO Rocksteady's head

Well there goes my DK64 playthrough

That's the Switch game right? I got some decent play out of it. They really dropped the ball with online events. Pretty much every month you can unlock a new skin for a certain character just by ranking up to a certain point online before the month ends, which isn't hard to do at all. You can literally do it in a day.

But yeah that went on for about a year and I thought they'd have more skins but then they just started cycling through ones I had already unlocked so I stopped playing a while after that. Moved on to other games >_>

Kaiganeer posted...

but are they human

or are they dancer

No bro they're killers, gosh pay attention

/s

I don't mind RBF girls so long as it doesn't extend to their personality. But if that's just how they look they can't help it lol.

All you people saying you stopped watching after the Billy Mays dubs are severely missing out.

He's made plenty more different kinds of dubs of infomercials that are just as funny as his old ones. Check out his Peter Popoff and Cathy Mitchell dubs.

NeonTentacles posted...

I thought that art was supposed to be a fusion of all 3 beasts together

It's not like they still couldn't implement this when the DLC comes out, right?

What if we get Fiery Furry and Zappy Zow Meow and they fuse with Walking Wake to become whatever the fuck the OP is?

I have a JaboodyDubs logo t-shirt. One of my favorite and most comfortable and form fitting shirts.

Zikten posted...

I just wanted to play gen 3 on switch. Apparently too much to ask for

Literally anything not thought of by Gamefreak/Nintendo themselves is too much to ask for.

Such is life.

Lotion is one thing because at least it dissipates as you rub it in, but oil just makes you look all shiny, slippery, and messy AF in my opinion.

Yeah oil never really appealed to me in porn either.

Bio1590 posted...

Why the fuck is the Suicune a dinosaur-thing >_>

Because the paradox pokemon in Scarlet are all presented like prehistoric versions of their normal counterparts.

Damn, it must be nice to live somewhere where there's very few Wal-Marts, if any at all.

I used to make 'arrow in the knee' jokes just like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Only real uncomfortable part was seeing how ginormous Shaq's hand is compared to the dude's head lol. He could easily palm someone's skull, lift them up and toss 'em lol.