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'Bloody' is a PG profanity.

Yesterday was a good indication with all the closed topics. Itll only get stricter from here out.

Prove it

Bloody hell!

Message boards in general have been declining for a long time. Mid to late 2000s was probably the peak. These days young people would rather spend their online time on TikTok and Snapchat. Old people would rather spend their time on YouTube and Facebook. And for the people who do want message boards, reddit has every kind of message board imaginable in one place.

Vegy getting banned

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The site, maybe not. This specific board, yes, definitely.

It's homemade cookies: it makes as many as you want based on how big you make them. :V

But generally about three dozen for me.

Next you're gonna tell me Mr. McMahon isn't actually Shane's dad

This place is turning to dog shit so fast.

This last year has been the worse in CE history.

Schindler's List & Knuckles

i knocked back an entire family sized bag of chips ahoy cookies in one sitting a few days ago

Lol, I'm fine with giving you mine. It's not like it's a secret recipe or anything. :V

For the toffee you'll need 1 stick of unsalted butter, 1 cup of light brown sugar, and 1 tsp of salt (kosher or iodized doesn't really matter). Throw all of it into a pan and put it on medium heat until it reaches 300F. Then pour it on a tray (use parchment paper to make sure it doesn't stick) and throw it in the freezer to harden. Smash it into pieces once it has done so (which should happen about the time that it's called for in the recipe).

Next make the browned butter with 2 sticks. This is something that you kind of just need to know what you are looking at so if you haven't made it before it up on Youtube or something as there really isn't much to go by besides looks and smell (it has a divine nutty aroma). Once browned throw two ice cubes in it to cool it down (plus hydrate, though that is something that matters for the batter latter).

Finally make the dough with 1/2 cup sugar, 1 1/2 cup dark brown sugar, 2 tsp espresso powder (a good secret ingredient to have for any baked good that involves chocolate, btw), 2 tsp salt, and 1/2 tsp baking soda. Once the dry ingredients are mixed add the brown butter, 2/3 eggs (it depends on size), and 2 tsp vanilla extract. Once those are mixed add 2 1/2 cup flour (all purpose), ~1 cup of dark chocolate chunks (it's more a "play it by ear" thing and you kind of just add as much as you think you can get away with ;P), and the toffee chunks. Once all of the bits have been folded into the dough scoop it into little balls and throw them into the fridge to set for 1-2 days (2 days is the best, but it's really just that you want to let it set for a period).

Once the dough has set throw it into the oven at 300F for 18-20 minutes (the outside should be just browning, for your visual timer). Once out of the oven shape it a bit with a spatula and sprinkle some sea salt. Let it cool until firm, and then it's good to go.

Let me know if you need more info, this is just me transcribing my recipe.

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Last cookie I had...was a face cookie. I forget what they're called in other areas, but they're like a soft vanilla (non-crumbly) cookie with a thick layer of frosting on it, plus maybe some sprinkles. The "face" part comes from the decoration part, I guess.

I was able to find an old one for you. Luckily I still had one from back when I was showing them to some family members (hence the higher resolution): https://i.imgur.com/b9vjtIE.jpg

And they are pretty easy to make, but I wouldn't call them a standard recipe. They are more a mash-up of several different cookies that go for the "richest outcome" with the decisions. The cookie "base" is an extremely rich dark brown sugar + browned butter cookie that has a very molasses-y taste that is then mixed with dark chocolate and and a rather rich butter toffee. The entire thing can basically be boiled down into "make toffee -> brown butter -> mix everything" but if you aren't used to any step I guess it could be tricky. Browning butter is what I would argue is probably the "hardest" bit, but that is more that you absolutely must be paying attention rather than being hard as butter goes from "browned" to "burnt" lightning fast (though if you haven't browned butter for baked goods before I strongly recommend it as it adds an excellent rich, buttery taste to anything you are using it for).

Thanks! (b ' ')b

I've made it before (I can see if I can dig up a photo of the baked cookies if you want) and it is by far the best cookie I've ever had. That said they are super rich and having something to drink is practically mandatory.

A while ago. Hence why I'm making cookies (I have to wait for them to set):

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/5/AAEv3mAAE5OL.jpg

They are dark chocolate and toffee cookies.

Okay. I'm a big fan of cinnamon, but I've always thought snickerdoodles were a little bland. But I hadn't had one in a long time and they're pretty easy, so I figured why not.

made snickerdoodles just a couple hours ago
had one with tea

My ex was into being spanked. Like literally beat. Like Id hit her.. hard. And shed ask for it harder. She would literally be crying and asking for it harder.

she was crazy.

Awwww. My sympathies to you. I was just thinking about those really big cookies they used to sell in the school cafeteria here. Did anyone else have them? They were kinda like this:

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next you're gonna tell me kane and undertaker aren't brothers

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They are called 'Rockets' in Canada. They are pure garbage.

You are getting your Smarties mixed up.

Smartiers in the US are small round tablet candies. They are sold as Rockets in Canada as Canada gets Nestle Smarties like us.

Smarties for everyone else are candy coated chocolate beans invented by Rowantree/Mackintosh.

mondays are.scary

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Why not both?

You and me both brother

No I'm a kinda fat nerdy dude

So yes im a very strong independent beautiful woman.

One hour.