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I just started watching Buffy.

An absolute mess after I let my friends use it for the weekend.

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I'm a pretty Princess.

For film, Letterboxd definitely.

I'm just a young Houston hard hitter all about my scrilla, ridin something candy coated crawlin like a caterpillar.

I liked it well enough. A lot of people complained about 'casual racism' in the film, but it's not like any if the characters were supposed to be particularly good people.

Also I want to suck Charlie Hunnam dry.

SF_Okami posted...

I got an hour of sleep last night and that one hour was a nightmare of him dying in my arms. Im fucking devastated

Tell us about Calvin. Some sweet little moments. Do you have pictures?

Mogwai - Hardcore Will Never Die But You Will

Is that Theo from The Real World lmao?

SF_Okami posted...

It over. Im driving over now to say goodbye. Ive never cried so much in my life

I'm glad you went. When one of my all time cats had to be put down I had my wife go because I said I couldn't do it. I've regretted it ever since, for both the cat and my wife.

Since then I've had someone come to my house to put down my most snuggly and lovable cat. It cost a bit more but was a much better experience.

Hang in there, my friend. It's the worst part about having pets. That part never gets easier. If you have a nice picture, get it framed. Give yourself some time and consider getting another pet when you're ready.

I work for Giant Eagle. Seeing the company wide email this morning was certainly a bit jarring and felt a little too close to home.

Lmao the one guy sounds like someone straight out of South Park. "GIIIIIT DUUUUR FUCK OOOUT!"

How dare someone not feel well. What an asshole.

KanWan posted...

With good technique you can firmly press the face of both your nostrils right against the anus resulting in max sniff

This is the best thing about having a kinda big nose.

Literally the best sex position.

It's rare that my wife and I go at it without a good numerical session being part of it.

But I'm a hardcore ass man.

I never really watched either, but really they helped me study in college.

I commuted and had to use the student center to do class work in during a gap in classes.

All of the sports bros would gather to watch SportsCenter on a loop nonstop and would be yelling about who did the coolest slam dunk. I'm not a "sPoRTsbALL sUCks" guy but it was awful.

I found the window where some jacked 7' tall Hatian dude would walk in, yell "ITS TIME FOR BUFFY", change the channel and no-one dared challenge him. Everyone would disperse and it would be peaceful.

Got a lot of work done with Sarah Michelle Gellar the screen.

I bought that dude several Starbucks over a few semesters. He gave me a David Boreanez Christmas ornament in my junior year. Lmao.

Your move, Yakestonia.

Sweet tea in the summer
Cross your heart, won't tell no other
And though I can't recall your face
I still got love for you
Your braids like a pattern
Love you to the Moon and to Saturn
Passed down like folk songs
The love lasts so long

Curling is awesome.

Adventure Time - Water Park Prank or Food Chain

No one will ever take you seriously.

Spiderman23J posted...

he just turned 6 months i guess hes one of those immune cats

A lot of younger cats aren't affected by cat nip. Try again in a few months and he may go bananas.

That's kinda my thing.

Vegy posted...

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What are dey waiting for

Dey all need 2 fart

Take On Me by Aha

Both. I run back and forth I'm cartoonist fashion and wear a fake mustache and glasses at one.

As long as they do it in the privacy of their own home.

I prefer a nice squishy optical cable.

I am NOT a nugget!

This movie fucked me up.

I only knew about it because there was an advertisement for it in the back of my NINJA TURTLES comic. I don't know why or how that was in a children's comic. But if it was in Ninja Turtles, it must be good.

So once it came to the video store I checked it out. This particular scene was when I went "oh no I've made a huge mistake". I was afraid to sleep facing the window in fear of seeing an alien outside for years.

WELL IM ON THE DOWNEASTEEEERN ALEXAAAaaaaAa

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Okay sorry about being snarky about Googling this topic fucking delivered.

"You groomers are sick! Show us your kid's genitals to prove otherwise!"

Literally google

I'd ask if she needs help finding her parents.

Real eyes realize real lies.

The lyrics say he's all 'bout his biz, but it really seems like he's 'bout other people's biz.

Every now and then I get a text from my wife saying she wants to duck my clock and have me fun all over her face.

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Otis Redding was only 26 when he died.

My gay bff Jill would give me a sweet chunk of that mil.

Colorado > Seattle > Milwaukee > the rest.

Waiting to see the Pirates'.

Yeah, when I bought my new one a few years ago and saw a "mute" button I damn near cried with joy.

Are you kids being have?