Lurker > WilliamPorygon

Probably squander it on a bunch of pet projects that make me happy

*Homer holds a lottery ticket while watching TV*
Homer: *excitedly* 76... 52... 79!
Marge: "Homer, that's the weather."

PiOverlord posted...

Purah is mid af. She's not even top 10 in totk, much less the year. Bore-ah more like it.

Yeah but I love scientifically minded nerdy types

Turbam posted...

I feel like Purah is gonna take it.

She's got my vote

Oh, I'd be pissed that it's not enough to bankroll my Animorphs anime adaptation, my dolphin sanctuary, and my move to Japan. I guess I'd still be appreciative on some level though.

(but why the fuck would I be buying a ticket when the jackpot is at the minimum though)

I can't wait to see how they fark it up this time

I mean, it's not like there aren't

DementedDurian posted...

Would you stay on GameFAQs if I was the owner?

I don't know you enough to know if you'd change the rules to my benefit or detriment.

They can't come up with a more humane solution, like gelding all the males?

pedro45 posted...

This so much. We need to realize we're not so smart. We give tests for animals developed for us. Have a cat test us on what they find clever and I'm sure they'd look superior

Finally, somebody else says what I've been saying for decades.

VeggetaX posted...

I never got any of the "Are you pondering what I'm pondering" jokes from Pinky and the Brain. I thought I was just young and didn't get it but even as a full fledge adult I still don't get them. Did everyone understand Pinky's punchline? I never knew what Pinky was ever referring to or if he even is referring to anything. I at least get one of the references:

"I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals', kids wouldn't buy them!"

However others don't make any damn sense to me such as:

"Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu."

It's called a non-sequitur. The joke is that it's random and doesn't make sense.

In the sense that a normal person would consider, no, not at all.

Black cat

I picked well I guess, I just hope it gets along with our other two cats

Could they just put the show out of its misery already

"From A: Apple to Z: Zebra, 'Baby's First Pop-up Book' is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure!"
"Bart, you mean to tell me you read a book intended for preschoolers?"
"Well, most of it."

Not only would I, but I'd insist on it.

What if you really had a set of neon tentacles?

ANort175 posted...

Nah if I'm gonna have some AI shitposting bot with my personality, I want it on a site that'll be around for decades, not just a few more years at best.

Exactly, upload me to one of those AI fuckbot chat sites.

Giacomo_Hawkins posted...

This I can handle, but the idea that I am watching King of Queens? That's just preposterous.

*not sure if Giacomo saw my post or not*

Priere posted...

*He turns on the Mr. Bucket and places it on the ground in front of you*

"Well looks to me like she's in labor right now."

I mean this scenario is preposterous to begin with, when would I ever be watching King of Queens

My mom has mentioned to me on several occasions that I just stopped coming out during my birth and the hospital staff had to use a vacuum device to make me finish coming out.

So thanks for reminding me of that with your lame joke.

Blue Dragon - Eternity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWtpAzbEnc8

It was an unforgettable luncheon.

I mean I already masturbate in the shower, may as well pee in it too

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/6/AABGtnAAE-ng.jpg

When the UK version of Mario Party 8 included the word "spastic" in its dialog

As long as everyone's in fursuits I'm all for it

I like how this topic has completely derailed from "What's the point of Vanna being on Wheel" to "Why is this fucking random-ass video region blocked"

This is how the puzzle board worked until 1997.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhYjmG9EMqo

Since then... yeah, her job is pretty much obsolete, especially since there aren't really any prizes to gesture next to besides the bonus round cars anymore. But they keep her for eye candy and because it would look bad to just dump her.

Can't I just provide a DNA sample, I'm pretty sure robots don't have that

For those of you who are that is

"The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday."
"WOO-HOO! A four-day weekend!"

What about if you fill them with acid or something

Dodgeball, I mean I sucked at catching and those kids would bean me really hard. One time I ended up in the nurse's office after taking a fastball to the face.
The_Popo posted...

Hey, you get to run a mile today!

Oh yeah, those days always sucked ass too. In 9th grade I was lucky enough that there was somebody who was actually less fit than me but he moved and then I was stuck being the loser that ruined it for everybody by taking 15 minutes to finish and still feeling like I was going to vomit by the end.

Wha... You're... beautiful!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/5/AABGtnAAE9-3.jpg

Uh-oh. This is a serious medical problem. I gotta go.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/7/AABGtnAAE955.jpg

Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?

I should probably use some K-Y next time, because I've been excessively horny lately to the point that yesterday I got friction burns on there for the first time in years.

random_man9119 posted...

I tried to make a Porygon waifu and this was the best one (as in the least fucked up, vaguely resembles Porygon, and wasn't nude) that I could get it to make...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/0/AAQQ4VAAE8dw.jpg

Damn, I completely forgot about this topic.

That's actually impressively good.

We pay $8 for the night and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.

Fucking censorship

Full_Pokedex posted...

The Reverse Mushroom still has more potential for strategy.

The Reverse Mushroom is flat-out broken if you know what you're doing.

*googles Struthiomimus*

*still not sure if that's supposed to be a bad result or not*

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/4/AABGtnAAE9qE.jpg

Freddie_Mercury posted...

You will never be Japanese, you will never find the love of your life in Japan, who looks like this and is a cutie pie Japanese girl. You will never be the protagonist in an anime, you will never have superpowers that allow you to overcome your most greatest tribulations, you will always be a loser.

Oh really? Well now I'm just more determined to make my dreams come true and show you.

Also I don't really care about being an anime protagonist, I just want to live a simple quiet and peaceful life with someone who shares my interests and beliefs.

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Did Banjo and Kazooie ever fuck?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/7/AABGtnAAE9Xh.jpg