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| Topic | how do you have time for hobbies |
| coolguyjimmy 08/02/23 12:17:01 PM #8 | This man has the answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoH9_wQnQ_A |
| Topic | "I hate my wife's ex-husband. He's a POS who's in jail for years." |
| coolguyjimmy 08/02/23 12:12:54 PM #5 | If he was a good parent, he'd understand. If he isn't a good parent, then it doesn't matter anyway. |
| Topic | Ah fuck. My passport may not be valid for my trip to Poland. |
| coolguyjimmy 08/02/23 12:03:34 PM #19 | spikethedevil posted... How is that relevant? How is it not? pinky0926 posted... UPDATE. How did it go? |
| Topic | In Britain they call it a 'lift', but Americans call it an 'elevator'. |
| coolguyjimmy 08/01/23 8:34:14 PM #3 | I call it a VTV (vertical transport vehicle). |
| Topic | Everyone hates the MC initially but eventually becomes his/her ally |
| coolguyjimmy 07/31/23 10:05:32 PM #10 | What about Jack from Big Trouble in Little China? |
| Topic | I accidentally said 'big' instead of 'grande' while getting coffee at Starbucks. |
| coolguyjimmy 07/31/23 10:00:50 PM #12 | True story, I went to Japan and tried to order a "Large Water Chestnut Frappacino", and they didn't understand me, but did when I clarified with "Grande". |
| Topic | Mandarin Chinese is reportedly the hardest language to learn for english |
| coolguyjimmy 07/31/23 9:58:51 PM #39 | Wouldn't Latin be the hardest to learn? Or Ancient Egyptian? Since neither have any native speakers, and Ancient Egyptian has even less understanding, only understanding bits and pieces of the alphabet because of the Rosetta Stone which had Ancient Greek on it (which does have close to "native" speakers, numbering 5000). Neither Latin, nor Ancient Egyptian have any guidance on pronunciation, so us "speaking it" would probably be totally alien to a native speaker (if we had time travel). |
| Topic | American Heartland - new theme park designed by former Disney Imagineers |
| coolguyjimmy 07/30/23 8:43:16 PM #9 | How does it stack up to Cryptoland? |
| Topic | I was a trust fund kid ama |
| coolguyjimmy 07/30/23 8:36:30 PM #3 | How much we talking? I mean, if your trust fund is $5000, you might have a trust fund but that's not what people would consider a "trust fund kid". |
| Topic | Which CE users would make for good landlords? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/30/23 8:33:11 PM #10 | Priere posted...
There are countries where this is true. If you don't pay your waterbill here, you still get water... Is that not true in the US? |
| Topic | What's a good non-fiction/history book to read? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/30/23 8:23:03 PM #18 | The Time Traveler's Guide to Medieval England: A Handbook for Visitors to the Fourteenth Century |
| Topic | This guy was once Trump's head of cyber security |
| coolguyjimmy 07/30/23 7:24:51 PM #5 | TMOG posted... Literally an Arrested Development character who escaped into the real world Lol |
| Topic | a reminder we live in a dystopia |
| coolguyjimmy 07/30/23 7:14:35 PM #5 | Fun fact: Dystopia is just the word coined for "anti-utopia", and a Utopia has the description "an imaginary community or society that possesses highly desirable or near-perfect qualities for its members." This means, that Utopias are never achievable, as what was a utopia in the 1900s, won't be in the 2000s and so on, and so forth, as they become more and more "perfect", and almost change with the attitudes of the time. For a hunter gatherer who lasts from meal to meal, our society would be appear to be a Utopia as we have an abundance of food. The reverse is also true, a dystopia is never achievable, because even if our world/society becomes worse and worse, the "imagined dystopia" merely becomes worse. |
| Topic | Why are good authors always breaking punctuation rules? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/30/23 6:08:35 PM #3 | The main issue, is making it easy to read. Grammar rules can be ignored, if that's achieved. |
| Topic | High Calorie man Boogie2988 addresses dating a 20 year old woman |
| coolguyjimmy 07/30/23 2:49:09 PM #5 | tweet's been deleted. |
| Topic | Ah fuck. My passport may not be valid for my trip to Poland. |
| coolguyjimmy 07/30/23 1:32:57 PM #15 | United Arab Emirates has the highest value passport, with a mobility score of 181! |
| Topic | what would you do if aliens invaded earth? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/30/23 11:10:31 AM #19 | PrettyBoyFloyd posted... I wonder what crappy jobs the Rebels and the Empire had for low end people? Droid aiming system administrator. |
| Topic | what would you do if aliens invaded earth? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/30/23 12:49:08 AM #6 | Probably end up working a dead-end job for the aliens -- meet the new boss, same as the old boss. |
| Topic | Super Smash Bros. or Street Fighter? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/29/23 9:14:31 PM #17 | They're different genres, but if I had to choose... SSB. |
| Topic | Texas man tracks down alleged truck thief and holds him at gunpoint.. |
| coolguyjimmy 07/29/23 9:00:02 PM #312 | Gwynevere posted... Maybe one of the most Texas scenarios I can possibly imagine. Replace the truck with a horse and it's literally a set up for a Western We'll head 'em off at the pass! |
| Topic | I forgot to buy peppers and an onion for my pasta salad |
| coolguyjimmy 07/29/23 8:58:00 PM #4 | You can replace onions with scallions, if you wish. Peppers can easily be substituted for tomatoes (if you have decent tomatoes). |
| Topic | Walmart associate preventing grocery theft goes viral |
| coolguyjimmy 07/29/23 7:46:23 PM #46 | Questionmarktarius posted... soon: That's in the UK, in Essex: https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/felmores-offy-basildon-shop-everything-3298351 It's a relic of a by-gone age, and probably wouldn't survive as a store for very long anywhere else. |
| Topic | Playstation had better RPGs than N64 |
| coolguyjimmy 07/29/23 7:25:30 PM #17 | I don't even think the most die-hard of Nintendo fans can argue this take. |
| Topic | Server gets 0 dollar tip on a 250 dollar tab in VIRAL post |
| coolguyjimmy 07/29/23 6:41:43 PM #14 | Anony1125 posted... not to worry, the problem is taken care of $15 is $15.... |
| Topic | So I Think just found out my parents are stealing from me. |
| coolguyjimmy 07/27/23 9:29:33 PM #133 | "Don't lose your family, while chasing sneakers" "You can always buy more sneakers, but you can't get back time" "No amount of sneakers, can take the place of time spent with your family" |
| Topic | So I Think just found out my parents are stealing from me. |
| coolguyjimmy 07/27/23 7:40:07 PM #125 | David1988 posted... I never understood this copy pasta, why get mad over being called the clam brigade? https://www.healthline.com/health/vaginal-health/what-you-need-to-know-if-your-vagina-has-a-fishy-odor |
| Topic | Pocahontas was quite a baffling movie. |
| coolguyjimmy 07/27/23 7:28:17 PM #61 | nocturnal_traveler posted... I'm sure. The offensive looking black centaur is still gone. Funny enough, the not as offensive black zebra centaurs following the drunk are still there. The black centaurette was removed back in 1969 re-release of Fantasia, Sunflower only appeared in the 1940s Theatrical release (and obviously on the web, where most saw her). |
| Topic | Would you try to tap/date some aliens if they invaded? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/27/23 7:14:07 PM #12 | TMOG posted... Imagine having an opportunity to have really weird and unique alien sex and then saying "nah I'd rather have the ones that work exactly like I do instead" https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/7/AABxOHAAEsz_.jpg |
| Topic | Someone call Chris Hansen on the Female Andrew Tate |
| coolguyjimmy 07/27/23 6:27:53 PM #4 | She believes that women shouldn't have the right to vote, and that divorce should be illegal. In July 2023, she posted a video of her playing an antisemitic song on guitar, wherein she claimed that Adolf Hitler may have had a point and that conspiracy theories about Jews are correct. The song was "dedicated" to white supremacist Nick Fuentes. |
| Topic | "Tomato sandwich" |
| coolguyjimmy 07/27/23 6:23:56 PM #41 | But what about Cucumber Sandwiches? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/9/AABxOHAAEszj.jpg |
| Topic | Do Cats think about life? Death? Do they contemplate their very existence? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/27/23 3:00:54 PM #25 | If you think your dog or cat is like a human, leave them with a human corpse for a couple of days and you'll see how "alien" they truly are. https://journals.lww.com/amjforensicmedicine/Abstract/1994/06000/Postmortem_Injuries_by_Indoor_Pets_.4.aspx |
| Topic | just found out a japanese olympic bronze medalist swimmer moved to porn |
| coolguyjimmy 07/27/23 2:51:01 PM #18 | The story is pretty funny, she posted herself in a swimsuit, after winning a bronze and it was massively popular (but the comments weren't about her Olympic win) and because of that, she decided to do AV. |
| Topic | Lockheed announces development of nuclear-powered spacecraft |
| coolguyjimmy 07/26/23 8:50:55 PM #18 | HylianFox posted... It's like, schlocky 50s sci-fi totally ruined "space" as a modifier At least we know what the "space" modifier means, rather that than: "Greg practiced his Crozigant stare. Greg knew he'd never be as adapted at Ponz-fa as his sister, as she was a natural Groca-seer, but with a good Crozigant stare he could at least pass Reaz-fa at a competent level" |
| Topic | 30 year old Japanese women are the peak of beauty |
| coolguyjimmy 07/26/23 6:48:17 PM #27 | NeonTentacles posted... They call anyone over 25 as Christmas Cakes (cuz no one wants them after the holiday is over lol) No, they're called Christmas Cake, because in Japan -- Christmas Cake is a Strawberry Gateau, basically: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/7/AABxOHAAEsnL.jpg And they don't last very long after Christmas, because of the Fresh Cream -- like they last a day or two. |
| Topic | Kevin Sorbo says people who say they are happy being childless are liars |
| coolguyjimmy 07/25/23 5:14:21 PM #41 | My wife and I decided we didn't want kids. It was toughest telling my 15 year old, the 12 year old and 13 year old took it rather well. |
| Topic | American English > British English |
| coolguyjimmy 07/25/23 5:08:12 PM #121 | Robot2600 posted... it's very true that french ppl learn american english and not british english. eat it, britian. A language that doesn't allow "common" usage words in their dictionary, and basically has the illuminati (a group of 40 who call themselves "les immortels") decide on the words that go into a dictionary. In regards to languages, the French should be exempt from being a good example. |
| Topic | Catboy is BANNED from Cautions Server!!! |
| coolguyjimmy 07/24/23 4:50:40 PM #217 | Time for some Real talk: There's no biological difference between humans of different "race", which is to say even discounting that your phenotype doesn't always match your genotype, humans are very... close genetically to each other. In other words, Humans are so similar to each other (genetically), that basically all relationships are incestuous compared to other species. |
| Topic | How do you jump into a Reddit thread with 1,000+ posts and gain traction? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/23/23 5:59:31 PM #8 | "Your whole question is wrong, and here's why: <List at least 10 different reasons>" as long as no one else has posted this, it doesn't really matter if all 10 of the reasons are grossly incorrect, you'll gain traction, and karma. |
| Topic | I love the powerglove |
| coolguyjimmy 07/23/23 5:57:03 PM #9 | CRON posted... In today's money, his parents would have spent $10,560 on his collection. Today, half of that collection would have cost $500+ each because of the rising cost of retro video games. |
| Topic | Belle Delphine without the makeup or pink wig looks just like any ordinary girl |
| coolguyjimmy 07/23/23 3:41:43 PM #9 | and Arthur Pendragon without the sword isn't a king, but that doesn't matter because Belle Delphine has the makeup&wig, and King Arthur has his sword. |
| Topic | Mortal Kombat Umgadi official trailer. |
| coolguyjimmy 07/21/23 8:11:29 PM #19 | cjsdowg posted... And that is not Tanya's skin tone at all. It's an Amazigh () woman looking mighty disappointed that someone commented that "SoblackEgypt is in Africa.", despite them being a people of Africa since the fucking stone age. |
| Topic | Mortal Kombat Umgadi official trailer. |
| coolguyjimmy 07/21/23 7:54:49 PM #17 | Makeveli_lives posted... Soblack https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/5/AABxOHAAEre9.jpg |
| Topic | Genie grants you 3 powers with no monkeyshines involved. What do you pick? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/21/23 7:47:35 PM #29 | The old three O's: Omniscience Omnipotence Omnipresence |
| Topic | Do the police have a special line to the hospitals or do they call like normal? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/21/23 7:43:04 PM #3 | TodorokiHayato posted... It could just be a ploy to get sensitive information. https://criminallawyerwashingtondc.com/impersonating-a-public-officer/ "A public officer, for the purposes of impersonating a public officer in DC charges, would include a DC Superior Court judge, a notary public, or police officer. If a person knowingly impersonates any one of these public officers and attempts to utilize their authority then they can be charged with impersonating a public official. Impersonation of a public official is a felony crime." |
| Topic | GameFAQs indulges in conspiracy stoking |
| coolguyjimmy 07/20/23 6:41:49 PM #15 | I'm not saying the Moon Landing is fake, all I'm saying is... I've never tasted Lunar rock before, and it looks mighty tasty in the footage. |
| Topic | Who is the nicest poster on CE? |
| coolguyjimmy 07/19/23 3:31:25 PM #29 | I'd like NeonOctopus more, if he finished his damn book. Been promising it for years, at this point. |
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