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TopicI find it weird that people will get mad at you for telling the truth
The_Korey
10/12/23 3:57:54 AM
#7
I'm not racist, but statistically speaking...

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TopicZootopia 2 Confirmed
The_Korey
10/11/23 7:15:23 PM
#3
Brace for the next tsunami of Judy Hopps 34.

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Topicis shit poster a good thing or bad thing?
The_Korey
10/11/23 7:13:59 PM
#5
Shit poster kan either be someone who often engages in shit posting or a poster who is shit. The former has room to be good, bad, or neutral, while the latter is only bad.

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TopicTifa Lockhart and Samus Aran are fighting in front of you.
The_Korey
10/11/23 7:09:18 PM
#6
Seductivly pull open my pants and slowly lower the gun in.

"Making war is great, but have you ladies ever tried making love?"

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Topic"Shitposting YouTuber" released by Taliban
The_Korey
10/11/23 7:02:44 PM
#8
This fucking guy. I had no idea he went back, lol.

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TopicFinished "Another" and didnt think it was very good. (SPOILERS)
The_Korey
10/11/23 6:24:29 AM
#22
Blightzkrieg posted...
This is a super weird time to make a topic about an anime that hasn't been relevant in 15 years

It's a kontinuation of this topic:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-kurrent-events/80584506

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TopicBowser has his fetishes
The_Korey
10/11/23 6:22:04 AM
#17
SocialistGamer posted...
https://x.com/Nintendo/status/1711916074701312475?s=20

Solar_Crimson posted...
This coming from the guy who once shoved his own amiibo up his ass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfJD9fxTBfY

This upsets me.

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TopicTilt your head back and pretend to shake salt onto your tongue with your hand
The_Korey
10/11/23 4:52:04 AM
#14
I refuse.

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Topicif i die and go to heaven and see god im gonna say
The_Korey
10/11/23 4:50:34 AM
#16
DnDer posted...
But why? Why do this to us?

Because sharing his good stuuf with the kreme of the krop while also having billions of pin kushions to vent his frustrations on was the plan from the beginning.

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Topicwhere are all the good men?
The_Korey
10/10/23 5:22:08 PM
#13
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

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TopicThe perfect woman but she has a bat credit card.
The_Korey
10/10/23 2:06:30 PM
#4
So there is a chance she is is actually a Batgirl/Batwoman/Robin or someone else affiliated with Batman? Schweet.

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TopicJason Mamoa allegedly tried to get Amber Heard fired, dressed as Johnny Depp on
The_Korey
10/10/23 2:03:26 PM
#12
BurmesePenguin posted...
Showing up drunk is a weird way to protest your coworker.

Though I suppose it would complete the Johnny Depp cosplay.

lol

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TopicHamas is open to negotiations over truce with Israel.
The_Korey
10/10/23 4:43:53 AM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/1/AAPDLMAAE60x.jpg

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TopicCE's favorite Pokemon gym leader is....
The_Korey
10/10/23 4:41:42 AM
#14
Heh heh. If this were some official thing in universe, he'd likely resent winning and reluctantly go through with it.

NeonTentacles posted...
Fuck!! Sabrina and Nessa were robbed by this bland fuck!

That's the point, dear Neon.

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TopicIf you were a gym leader, what type would you represent?
The_Korey
10/10/23 4:29:51 AM
#24
I love reptiles so I wanna say Dragon, but Pokemon doesn't actually have a lot of dragon types I like, and my favorite probably isn't allowed because it's legendary (Rayquaza).

Gonna say Water so I have an excuse to chill in a pristine beach-themed gym full of bikini babes. Surfing, water-skiing, and other fun shit.

Blastoise
Tentacruel
Gyrados
Feraligatr
Sharpedo
Greninja


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TopicWould you rather fap to a 2d or 3d animation?
The_Korey
10/09/23 4:30:56 PM
#28
Where's the 8bit/16bit/32bit pixel option?

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Topicwhich movies would you like to see more
The_Korey
10/09/23 3:41:31 PM
#25
Zithers posted...
what are some of the ones you enjoy

Nothing old old. Just a few things from the 70s and 80s. Like The Goonies. Anything earlier than that would probably be a kung-fu movie or spagetti western. I think Soylent Green (1973) is oldest movie I've watched in the last decade.

Then there's the original Evil Dead trilogy. Old horror really doesn't do it for me, so the first one is just... meh. But then the second one took itself less seriously and aimed to be a black komedy, so the outdated style and effects became a lot more tolerable. Then finally, the 3rd movie won me over because it upped the komedy and was more of a fantasy adventure than a horror, but that was after I was born.

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TopicJAKAS Presents: Did you play THIS Genesis game? Valis
The_Korey
10/09/23 1:33:20 PM
#13
Wait. Hold up. It was Super Valis IV for the SNES. My bad.

It wasn't something I'd pay for if it wasn't already free with NSO. Doubt I'd've beaten it without the save states/rewind feature.

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Topicwhich movies would you like to see more
The_Korey
10/09/23 1:12:25 PM
#21
There are not a whole lot of movies before 1988 I enjoy. I decent number, maybe, but it pales in komparison to the other option.

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TopicJAKAS Presents: Did you play THIS Genesis game? Valis
The_Korey
10/09/23 1:07:32 PM
#10
One of the Valis games is on the Switch's Genesis VC. That is the extent of my experience with the series.

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TopicITT: make your own pokemon Gym theme and team
The_Korey
10/09/23 1:05:24 PM
#13
DerWillZurMacht posted...
No, that's the weird Gen 3 thing with the green helmet head and the red thing on its chest.

No. That was just the beginning. Hell, we have now reached the point where GameFreak is intentionally making more.

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TopicIf you have siblings, what kind of relationship do you have with them?
The_Korey
10/09/23 6:23:50 AM
#2

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TopicITT: make your own pokemon Gym theme and team
The_Korey
10/09/23 5:21:20 AM
#3
I havn't followed enough to think of a theme beyond the mons themselves, so I'd either go for non-dragon type reptiles or something that ties in with tits.

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Topicno woman no cry
The_Korey
10/08/23 3:57:19 PM
#3
When I was about 14-16, I thought it was "No woman no kry". As in there are no women who don't kry. Never knew all the lyrics, but what liitle kontext I got from the song made it pretty klear the "No woman = No kry" interpretation was wrong.

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TopicWould you change your religion for a romantic relationship?
The_Korey
10/08/23 3:16:03 PM
#6
Fuck no.

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TopicWhat's your favorite Capcom franchise/game that isn't
The_Korey
10/08/23 3:14:55 PM
#14
Breath of Fire, Breath of Fire, Breath of Fire, and Breath of Fire.

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TopicI love my mama very much
The_Korey
10/08/23 10:32:37 AM
#2
Do I?

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TopicI'm in love with a stripper
The_Korey
10/08/23 10:31:49 AM
#8
She grind me

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TopicWhat do you think of Spider-Man 2's Mary Jane ?
The_Korey
10/08/23 4:40:46 AM
#84
Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You kan say I'm a loser, but you kan't deny what is happening. It's not a konspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a klear and kontinuous pattern.

I don't kare. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.
No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.

Even if you don't kare about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.
It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they kan go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.
Kover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.
It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.

Fuck!

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TopicSo why aren't YOU playing Sea of Stars??
The_Korey
10/08/23 4:27:37 AM
#54
Flauros posted...
Why settle for just a Sea of Stars when there is a whole Ocean of Stars coming soon?

Based game.

HannibalBarca3 posted...
I am playing it rn. I'm at the part where you met the great archives dude.

Ha. That's exactly where I stopped yesterday. Gonna do some backtracking before I move on.


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TopicSo why aren't YOU playing Sea of Stars??
The_Korey
10/07/23 8:06:13 PM
#46
Bhump

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TopicWhat do you think of Spider-Man 2's Mary Jane ?
The_Korey
10/07/23 7:56:52 PM
#5
Shoulda went with Felicia, Pete. Or Sable.

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TopicSo why exactly cant people reverse engineer spidermans webs?
The_Korey
10/07/23 2:20:28 PM
#41
thronedfire2 posted...
if he didn't all the buildings in NY would be covered in his goo

( )

lilORANG posted...
Man, Pete's DNA would be all over that stuff

( ( ) )

Notti posted...
They did find out the secret ingredient.

They were disgusted.

( ( ( ) ))

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TopicT or F: You're responsible for your actions no matter what situation you're in
The_Korey
10/07/23 2:09:09 PM
#13
F

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TopicEver heard from a teacher: study or be a garbage man?
The_Korey
10/07/23 2:03:47 PM
#5
Pretty sure I heard it between primary and middle school. Don't rember which faces actually said it.

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TopicI gently rib my wife for spending $200 on her haircut
The_Korey
10/07/23 1:57:03 PM
#3
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


It's trippy seeing a serious "my wife" topic that still features you posting that...

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TopicIs "Another" or " Corpse Party" animes worth watching?
The_Korey
10/07/23 1:55:20 PM
#29
Topic Tagged

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TopicSo why aren't YOU playing Sea of Stars??
The_Korey
10/07/23 1:23:00 PM
#42
There are 5 "I don't want to"s. 4 of them are outs to potentially avoid admitting you have bad tastes in games.

Hi, I'm Korey, and I'll be your pretentious asshole for the evening.

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TopicSo why aren't YOU playing Sea of Stars??
The_Korey
10/07/23 5:39:08 AM
#33
Interesting results. Glad some of you are enjoying it.

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TopicPeople hated vegy for having a breeding fetish but...
The_Korey
10/06/23 7:14:07 PM
#28
Damn_Underscore posted...
Its pretty normal for people to be obsessed with breeding.

It's funny. The word choice alone already implies abnormality.

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TopicSo why aren't YOU playing Sea of Stars??
The_Korey
10/06/23 10:51:23 AM
#3
R1masher posted...
Never heard of it, name is a turn off tho

Understandable. But it's not a space sci-fi, if that's what you're wondering.

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TopicSo why aren't YOU playing Sea of Stars??
The_Korey
10/06/23 10:44:19 AM
#1
I mean really.

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Topicyou shouldn't get into a relationship/married just because you're lonely
The_Korey
10/06/23 8:08:24 AM
#12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxLsYhuTIJA

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TopicTrololol Song
The_Korey
10/06/23 8:02:23 AM
#6
rexcrk posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc&pp=ygUQVHJvbGxpbmcgc2FydW1hbg%3D%3D

God I miss early 2010s internet.

Better times.

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TopicWould you take $10 million or the chance to wait at this table?
The_Korey
10/06/23 5:58:52 AM
#13
Chud idols aside, I kan't imagine anyone at a table that I'd willingly pass up 100 bucks to be a waiter at, much less 10 fucking mil.

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TopicIf Adam and Eve sinning was a such a huge f-ing deal,
The_Korey
10/05/23 6:03:54 PM
#23
When toss the only 2 humans into an eternal inferno, when you kan wait for kountless masses to throw in and take some Stockholm'd shills home to sing your praises too?

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TopicOnce upon a time
The_Korey
10/05/23 3:53:19 PM
#4
More twists than every Shyamalan movie kombied.
More expolsions than a Michael Bay wet dream.
This isn't a story. This is cinema.

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TopicNever realized how much of an asshole Ashton Kutcher was
The_Korey
10/05/23 3:48:27 PM
#22
Give it to me straight... what's wrong with David Spade?

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TopicMaximillian D00D issues PUBLIC APOLOGY over Caith Sith!!!!
The_Korey
10/05/23 12:00:58 PM
#29
Voidgolem posted...
Of all the people you could beef with, over all the things they could beef over, people choosing to beef with Dood over *a fictional cat plush* means they are wrong. I don't even care what their concern is.

I don't think you fully grasp what's going on here. A kontent kreator was WRONG on the internet!

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