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Topic | What Are You Listening To. PART I |
Bugmeat 02/14/24 1:16:37 AM #489 | The Jon Stewart episode of Smartless.
--- It's not a war crime the first time. |
Topic | Memes #43 |
Bugmeat 01/02/24 4:12:37 AM #481 | DirkDiggles posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/97a8feda.jpgI see Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer. --- It's not a war crime the first time. |
Topic | Memes #43 |
Bugmeat 12/27/23 4:32:23 PM #420 | That Greek girl looks like some crossed old Val Kilmer with old Glen Danzig.
--- It's not a war crime the first time. |
Topic | Memes #43 |
Bugmeat 12/15/23 8:33:37 PM #330 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
I was actually listening to this album on my way to work this afternoon! --- It's not a war crime the first time. |
Topic | Why do people act like this? Insufferable drunk drivers |
Bugmeat 11/17/23 2:52:43 AM #16 | It's just part of being a shitbag. If they were decent people they wouldn't be driving drunk to begin with.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Have you ever had your catalytic converter stolen? |
Bugmeat 11/16/23 11:48:42 PM #21 | GranTurismo posted...
Oh the copper right? How much can they get? Supposedly if yours is stolen it's very expensive to replace Most of the value comes from the platinum, palladium and rhodium that are used in the converters. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Have you ever had your catalytic converter stolen? |
Bugmeat 11/16/23 11:13:39 PM #10 | It saw a large increase in frequency when prices of the valuable metals inside them went way up during the lock downs.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Have you ever had your catalytic converter stolen? |
Bugmeat 11/16/23 11:05:18 PM #8 | 5 minutes? They used to hit the Amazon parking lot on a regular basis when I was security there. Watching them on video they would do that shit in like 2 minutes.
Camera review would show them driving around the lot about 30 minutes ahead of time. They would pick out a handfull of cars that were ideal and come back later, hitting multiple in quick succession. But they had an entire lot of cars to choose from and were just hitting the easiest ones. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Toddler mauled by pitbull after parents place her in protective custody |
Bugmeat 11/16/23 12:12:09 AM #5 | Why are children being placed in homes with large breed dogs? Especially large breeds known for aggressive tendencies?
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | 2 weeks into November, have you eaten at Taco Bell? |
Bugmeat 11/15/23 11:33:10 PM #51 | I like their grilled cheese burritos. This one is pretty good. They could add scrambled egg and it would make for a nice breakfast burrito.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | 2 weeks into November, have you eaten at Taco Bell? |
Bugmeat 11/15/23 11:30:58 PM #47 | MICHALECOLE posted...
What did you get? Steak and bacon grilled cheese burrito -chipotle sauce, soft taco supreme -tomato and a large Mountain Dew. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | 2 weeks into November, have you eaten at Taco Bell? |
Bugmeat 11/15/23 11:26:46 PM #40 | I'm eating Taco Bell right now!!
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | $9,300,000 but 92% of men are now gay. |
Bugmeat 11/15/23 9:27:30 PM #67 | Sign me up. I'll take that risk. Either I'm a rich, straight male in a world that is seriously lacking in straight men. Or I'm a rich gay male in a world full of other gay men.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Sweet or unsweet iced tea? |
Bugmeat 11/15/23 8:24:54 PM #16 | Typical sweet tea is way too sweet. Like that shit at McDonalds. I tried that stuff once. On sip and I threw the rest away. Unsweetened tea is just as gross though.
I need a little sugar to reduce the bitterness. Enough to enhance the flavor, but not overpower it. I prefer to use dark brown sugar. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Do you like the Police? |
Bugmeat 11/15/23 4:55:16 AM #20 | They have a few songs that I sort of like. But I don't have them on any of my playlists.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | post your favorite movie so I may judge you for it |
Bugmeat 11/14/23 9:40:41 PM #24 | The Princess Bride. The Royal Tenenbaums is a close second.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Would you eat at Subway? |
Bugmeat 11/14/23 6:35:13 PM #19 | Not unless they bring back cucumbers.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Favorite paintings. |
Bugmeat 11/14/23 12:08:28 AM #11 | I absolutely love this painting. I don't know why. I just do.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fd9ee191.jpg --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | For $1000, could you go without a Shower for 10 days? |
Bugmeat 11/13/23 11:28:47 PM #14 | You only specified showers. I'll assume that baths are out as well. But what level of washing is allowed? Hands and face in the morning? A quick all over scrub with a washcloth?
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Netflix's Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire official Trailer |
Bugmeat 11/12/23 5:33:55 PM #11 | Ooh! This looks like it'll be very entertaining. I'm excited.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Has anyone ever cracked their phone? |
Bugmeat 11/12/23 12:48:45 AM #5 | Despite being a clumsy oaf, I have yet to break one of my cell phones.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | First Johnny that comes to mind |
Bugmeat 11/11/23 4:49:29 AM #48 | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Tsunami
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | You can earn $100 billion but you must commit a randomly selected crime |
Bugmeat 11/08/23 10:35:26 PM #21 | Carljank posted...
https://perchance.org/j82meg5oiq Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer is what it gave me. Not bad really. Easy to pull off and assault is such a wide scope that it can be done without having to actually hurt anyone. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Who should play Sam Bankman-Fried and his ex gf in the movie? |
Bugmeat 11/07/23 11:39:06 PM #19 | He should be played by Andy Milonakis.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | So... Pollen is basically plant sperm. This means that during spring, |
Bugmeat 11/07/23 11:05:30 PM #9 | It's even better when you have a bunch of those trees that smell like semen in your neighborhood. The whole neighborhood smells like the set of a gang bang.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | If you have a controller with stick drift, try electric contact cleaner |
Bugmeat 11/05/23 9:03:48 PM #3 | Good to know. These Xbox Elite controllers aren't cheap and I'd love to be able to extend their lifespan.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Biden warns it will be a "very close" general election |
Bugmeat 11/05/23 4:08:03 PM #6 | K181 posted...
Why would they say otherwise? The last thing they want to do is to make voters and donors assume its already won. Exactly. It has the potential to get a bunch of the people who may or may not bother voting to actually follow through and do it. And it gets the donors ready to give a little more. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Character known for their sheer physical strength |
Bugmeat 11/03/23 9:42:34 PM #18 | Vulkan, Primarch of the Salamanders.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Do you still watch DVDs? |
Bugmeat 11/03/23 12:17:46 AM #37 | I never really purchased more than a handful of DVD's. I don't often re-watch stuff. Anything I feel like seeing again can usually be streamed from one of the various services.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Not so super powers |
Bugmeat 11/01/23 12:04:57 AM #26 | I'm pretty amazing at always being in the way.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Of these, which is your favorite candy bar? |
Bugmeat 10/31/23 9:04:06 PM #14 | Jiek_Fafn posted...
I cannot explain exactly why a Skor bar is 100x better than a Heath, but for whatever reason it's true. For me, it's the toffee. Heath bar toffee has a milder flavor. The texture is another one for me. I prefer the denser, crunchier toffee of the Skor. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Are you the type of person who makes small talk with strangers? |
Bugmeat 10/31/23 8:19:49 PM #24 | I don't start conversations with strangers. But I don't have issues with strangers talking to me.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Of these, which is your favorite candy bar? |
Bugmeat 10/31/23 8:10:12 PM #6 | Toss up between MilkyWay and Twix from your list. But Skor is my absolute favorite. Don't bring me one of those Heath bars. I'll politely thank you, state that I'll eat it later, then give it to someone else after you leave.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | What do you usually get at a bar? |
Bugmeat 10/31/23 7:35:08 PM #27 | I rarely drink these days. But when I do, it's almost always a whiskey sour.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Is there a nice way for me to tell my wife to get her shit together? |
Bugmeat 10/31/23 7:34:23 PM #16 | Passive aggressive sticky notes left in stategic locations are the best way to handle these situations!!
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Okay, I'll confess... |
Bugmeat 10/31/23 7:27:25 PM #6 | Youtube music? Is that comparable to spotify? Huge selection, easy playlist creation and simple library management? If so, I might consider canceling my Spotify subscription for the youtube premium.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Is being pregnant hot in your opinion? |
Bugmeat 10/31/23 12:28:10 AM #2 | That's my biggest turn on.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | You are sent back in time and get $5 Billion |
Bugmeat 10/30/23 4:07:58 AM #57 | I'm not taking that deal. At 46, I'm just too old to be going back to 1973. I would very likely die before I got to see anything new.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | i stopped shaving my balls |
Bugmeat 10/28/23 12:17:23 AM #15 | Guide posted...
Is it scrotum-specific or does it work anywhere? Depilatory cremes work anywhere. If you want to get your sack you'll want to make sure it is for sensitive skin. I used basic nair as a teenager, just once. I ended up with a terrible chemical burn on my sack. The upper pubic area was fine but my scrorum was red, enflamed and extremely sensitive. I should have had it treated but was too embarrassed to tell my parents what I did. Fortunately there wasn't any school so I wore sweatpants without underwear and walked funny for a few days. The skin started flaking and peeling off after a couple of days. Granted, this was like 30 years ago and formulations have changed since then, but I would still recommend a sensitive skin specific formula of you try it. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | How do I know the car wash really washed my undercarriage? |
Bugmeat 10/27/23 7:32:32 PM #4 | I always hear feel the jets blasting my undercarriage. Also, the itching goes away for a few days. That's how I know.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Are you a tagger or the tagged? |
Bugmeat 10/27/23 2:07:56 AM #77 | I only have 24 users tagged. Half for being mind boggling stupid, the other half are tags that I found amusing at the time but have probably forgotten why at this point.
I probably haven't been tagged by more than a few people. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Have you ever committed a war crime? |
Bugmeat 10/27/23 1:35:48 AM #59 | Not yet. But I have plenty of time left.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | $500,000, but you're allergic to peanuts |
Bugmeat 10/26/23 12:18:01 AM #7 | It depends. How allergic? A slight itch in my throat and mouth? Hives? Facial swelling? Death? I wouldn't have a problem with never eating peanuts again for 500k. But not if it means I die if I accidentally eat something that was prepared in the same facility where peanuts are handled.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | What Do You Think of California's In-N-Out Burger? |
Bugmeat 10/25/23 7:09:31 PM #28 | I like the burgers. The fries are always hit or miss. You never know if they're going to be good or overcooked with that empty, sort of fluffy crunch.
But fuck those stupid lines. The vast majority of the times that I have felt like having one of their burgers I just ended up going somewhere else because of the line. I prefer Five Guys though. The burgers are good, exactly how I want it and their fries are always perfect. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
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