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Here is one for everyone.

Have you ever eaten something that is Banana flavoured and thought to yourself "this doesn't taste like Banana"!

Actually it does taste like Banana but a different type of Banana from the ones we eat.

I'll explain, Up until the mid 1950's the main type of cultivar of Banana exported around the world was a variety called the Gros Michel (Big Mike) but in the 1950's it was almost virtually wiped out by a fungal disease called Panama disease.

So in the 1960's Banana plantations changed to growing the Cavendish Banana which is what we eat today.

Both types of Bananas have a different flavour and texture to one another.

So even though we have been eating the Cavendish Banana for decades food companies have never changed to changing their Banana flavour to mimic the Cavendish and it is still based on the Gros Michel.

So basically we are eating Banana flavour just a different type of Banana.

Imagine using that fucking piece of shit browser in Chrome. People that use that utter fucking shit need their heads examined.

Firefox is where it is at. Mozilla care about your privacy and security and happily welcomes all apps on FF unlike the fucking shit greedy Google who do not give a fuck about you and only care for the almighty Dollar, shoving adverts down your throat and giving people's computers viruses.

ForsakenHermit posted...

Everytime this comes up you resort to argumentum ad popular because deep down you know your system sucks and you can't admit that British culture is wrong about anything these days because you have a superiority complex bigger than every jingoistic American combined.

Celsius is a dumb system for every day weather. The range of Farenheit is better for weather or the human body. Celsius would be good if we were nothing but sentient drops of water but we're not.

This is one area of American Exceptionalism where we're right your wrong your system sucks and if you want to force it down our throats then you suck too.

So tell me what part of "The US Weather Bureau uses Celsius" dont you understand. The US Weather Bureau is forced everyday to convert from Celsius to Fahrenheit for the radio/TV broadcasts because Yankeeland is still stuck in the dark ages and uses Fahrenheit.

If Celsius is so crap like you claim then why has the whole planet changed to Celsius. Canada and Mexico use Celsius.

The US could do what we do in Britian and use a mixture of Imperial and Metric measurements.

Cruciferous posted...

Aluminum was an American discovery so it's actually Aluminum

also it's called Soccer

Yeah and tell me where did the word "Soccer" come from? Oh yeah thats right it was created in Britain.

Up until the late 1970's it was used just as much as "Football" to refere to the beautiful game. On Sky Sports I will sometimes put on SOCCER SATURDAY for the scores.

ForsakenHermit posted...

Fahrenheit is better than Celsius for every day weather, if you want to argue for the Metric system temperature measurement is bottom tier.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!

Oh really?

Let me show you something:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d166af62.jpg
If the crap Fahrenheit system is so much better like you claim then why has almost the entire planet gone metric and use Celsius? Tell me why does the US Weather Bureau use Celsius? Tell me why does the US Science community use Celsius?

Oh yeah thats right they know that the metric Celsius is more accurate than the ancient Fahrenheit measurements.

National Healthcare System (Britain's is fantastic)

Gun Control (they have the worst in the world)

The metric system (the US is one of only FOUR countries on the planet to still use Fahrenheit. The US Weather Bureau and Science community use Celsius)

Starks posted...

* Fully functional Starship and Superheavy test on Saturday
* Dream Chaser, a next-gen space shuttle, will be tested in the Spring
* First Falcon Heavy launch of the top-secret govt mini-shuttle in December
* Vulcan Centaur, needed for Dream Chaser, maiden launch in December with a lunar lander
* Starliner capsule debut in Spring (looooool)
* Polaris Dawn in 2024, an all-private manned mission with an expected first private spacewalk

What have they actually managed to build The Enterprise? I wonder which version they have built?

What number did you get? Yesterday I got a number 1 all over.

I too prefere a buzz cut. Easier to wash and dry. and I get it done every month and a half or so.

BurmesePenguin posted...

34C

You mean like these:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e97f87f1.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d78efcc6.jpg
Miss Croft there is the perfect 34C.

As for the topic I do not really have a preference for breast size except for too small or non-existant breast size,

BlueKat posted...

You've proven yourself to be an insincere fearmonger and a supporter of an environmentally unsustainable food source: beef. And your cited sources are wildly inaccurate. You can do a quick Google search and find several more credible sources that counter those. The closest actual problem would be with B12, which would only be a problem if you're a vegan, and TC says he's going vegetarian which still allows for eggs and dairy. Even if you're full vegan, seaweed and other plants can provide B12 so...yeah, enjoy destroying yourself and the planet because you love beef more than people or the environment ( >_>) Again, be better

I see a poor little vegan cant accept the truth that a Vegan/Vegetarian diet is bad.

Lets point some things out if we all went Vegan/Vegetarian.

• Look at all the extra farmland that would be needed if everybody ditched meat and went Vegetarian/Vegan.
• Look at how much more water would be need to irragate those new fields. Much more than the meat industry could ever use.
• Look at how much more pesticides and fertilizers would be needed to keep these crops free from pests. Pesticides and fertilizers that would pollute the air and get into the water table.
• Look at how much more pollutants are being pumped into the atmosphere by all the extra tractors and Combine Harvesters that would be needed on those new fields.
• Look at all the extra Diesel pollutants being pumped into the atmosphere by the extra trucks needed to deliver all those fruit and veg to the factories or shops.
• Have you ever seen a process salad being made? Look at how much water is being used by those factories to clean and chop those friuts and veg and it will be even more if everyone was vegetarian or Vegan.
• Look at how much plastic is used in the friut and vegetable industry to package those processed salads. I have even seen indivudual friuits wrapped in plastic. Think about how much more would be used if we were all Vegetarian/Vegan.

You Vegans do not think about any of that when you go on your high and mighty rants against people that eat meat.

Oh and Antropologists reckon that it was our eating of meat that gave us our big brains and high intelligence.

Also look at the lists of the most highly intelligent species on Earth and you will notice something and that is that they are either Carnivores or Omnivores.

So we would be destroying the planet worse if we all went Vegan/Vegetarian.

Look at this for a gorgeous sight:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/12e541a5.jpg

Look at that gorgeous steak dripping in butter. Add some mustard and you have the perfect meal.

To everyone calling me a liar in needing supplements I have been onto Google and Yahoo and look what I found:

https://www.vegetology.com/blog/do-vegans-and-vegetarians-really-need-nutritional-supplements

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=do+vegetarians+require+supplements

No you will need supplements.

Your body needs things like Vitamin B12, Vitamin D, Iron, Zinc and Omega-3 to stay healthy.

Go and Google/Yahoo Vegetarian/vegan supplements and see for yourself.

Tonight for dinner I will be having a nice meat sausage and french fries.

Dungeater posted...

i want a borg

What one of these:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5fce0610.jpg

Why the fuck are you quitting eating the greatest thing ever in meat?

If you really want to start eating like a Rabbit then you better get the supplements in as you body needs the iron, vitamins, carbohydrates and protein that you get from meat.

Look at this for glorious site:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcTTKXmvnaQ

This carnivore could gorge himself in there.

I have eaten once there back when I was on vacation in the US back in the early 1990's.

Me and my sister found the food so rotten we nicknamed it "Taco Smell"! We groaned everytime my dad suggested Taco Smell and hoped the complex that had Taco Bell also had a MickeyD's or Burger King.

Taco Bell has tried and failed many times in the UK. Currently it has 78 locations in the UK. That is nothing compared to the 1,300 MickeyD's locations.

I absolutely despise Mexican food. The thought of eating things like Nacho's, Enchilada's, Taco's or Burrito's just makes me want to puke.

I live in the UK not trigger happy Yankeeland.

In the civilized world with brains gun ownership is banned in the UK and rightly so.

Yes the are alright.

I bet no one has spotted the hidden bear in the Toblerone logo.

Well what do you expect as everything about the Mega Drive was superior to the SNES.

My God what the hell has happened to animation/cartoons these days?

I have seen 2 year olds draw better than that monstrosity.

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No I think it is Crash Bandicoot. I can't belive you have never heard of the franchise. I have never played it but I have heard/seen about it over the years.

Anything you can name is better choice than that fat soon to be jailed lying orange Oompah-Loompah.

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Shishiwakamaru posted...

I like Match Game

We have that in Britain but we changed the name to Blankety Blank. It is currently running in Britain. The BBC brought it back a couple of years ago with Bradley Walsh presenting.

bigtiggie23 posted...

Card Sharks

We had that in Britain but we changed the name to Play Your Cards Right.

EmilyTheCEman posted...

Jeopardy and Family Feud are the GOATs.

In Britain Family Feud was changed to Family Fortunes. The reason for the name change was that the shows original host Bob Monkhouse thought that Family Feud sounded to aggresive so suggested changing the name to Family Fortunes.

I think my favourite UK gameshows are either Catchphrase or Blockbusters.

masterpug53 posted...

Because eventually, as prophesized, one of them will finally be in charge.

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Foppe posted...

The Bible does not mention how many wise men there were, their names or when they visited Jesus.
What it does mention is they they gave 3 different gifts, that they visited Jesus in a house (not a stable), and that Herodes ordered the deaths of every child up to the age of two.

To go along with that but it is now generally taken that Jesus was born in around March/April not December.

There are clues in The Bible regarding when Jesus was born. For instance Shepards watched their flocks by night. Well you do not do that in late Autumn/early Winter. Also it is taken that the shepards did that because it was Lambing season which only happens in the Spring.

The reason why December 25th was chosen to celebrate Jesus birth was because in December the Pagans/Romans had their festivities like Saturnalia and the celebrating of the Winter Solstice so the Christians/Catholics were feeling left out so they decided to make December 25th Jesus birthday so they to could join in the festivities.

Fuck no!

As others have said there will be anarchy and chaos and a possible collapse of society. We have become very dependent on the internet.

If society collapses then money becomes worthless.

I live on the ninth biggest and the third most populous island in the world in Great Britain. So yes we have a coastline.

To the laugh riot Trumper troll creator of this flopic will you give it up the only place that fat lying orange twice impeached Oompah-Loompah is heading is jail.

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Never seen it as I have never had any interest in it.

The only time I have showed any interest in it was in the episode where they had The Duke Boys Bo and Luke Duke in it and the episode acknowledged that they had The Duke Boys in it by driving around in a Charger, Tom Wopat getting in through the window of his car and doing a couple of jumps.

Not seen the episode just watched the clips on Youtube.

GranTurismo posted...

Do you like any comic , or superhero tv shows? I really liked smallville, but like i said the ratings were not great

I know this wasn't directed at me but I feel like answering,

The superhero TV shows I have enjoyed are:

Batman with the one and only Batman Adam West.

Wonder Woman with the one and only Wonder Woman Lynda Carter

The Incredible Hulk with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno

Lois And Clark: The New Adventures Of Superman with Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher

Jonny2284 posted...

Only one Captain in that list had the bottle to punch Q, therefore the answer is obvious.

The Sisko, and his tough little ship the USS Ben Sisko's Mother****ing pimp hand.

Let me guess you are talking about the utterly pathetic USS Defiant NX-74205 right?

The ship that was designed to fight the Borg, Got it's chance in First Contact and The Borg proceeded to hand it's sorry ass to it on a silver platter and it had to be bailed out by The Enterprise! You mean that "tough little ship"?

One of my favourite scenes in DS9:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-aelI7fAF4

The destruction of that utterly pathetic ship.

UnfairRepresent posted...

Yeah Riker is kinda shit.

It bugs me a little that Best of Both Worlds lampshades that he needs to shit or get off the pot and then they never mention it again while he stagnates on the Enterprise

Someone who thinks Picard is the best Captain and rubbishes God er I mean Captain James Tiberius Kirk opinions mean nothing to me.

You know the Federation really missed a trick during the Dominion War and that was putting Picard in the front line. They should have shown him to the Female Changeling, got him to do one of his utterly boring long winded speeches and the Jem Hadar would have been high tailing it back to The Gamma Quadrant in two seconds flat.

Well the results of this poll is certainly unexpected!

Picard???!!!!! You what???!!!

Picard was a terrible Captain. There he was in charge of the most powerful ships in the fleet yet he would much rather bore the enemy of the week and the viewers to death with his crap speeches than use the weapons of The Enterprise!

A Starship needs no nonsense men and women in charge! Captains like Kirk, Riker and Janeway not a do nothing Captain like Picard.

I will never forgive the creators of TNG for missing the golden opportunity they had in The Best Of Both Worlds and killing off Picard and putting Riker in command of The Enterprise.

There is only one Captain of the Enterprise which is the main man himself the one and only James Tiberius Kirk.

Runner up for best Captain Captain Kathryn Janeway.

Johnny Five

Johnny Storm.

Sega9599 posted...

I love it when citizens of the United States pretend they represent all of America by calling themselves Americans. And when they pretend the European market is and has always been inconsequential to the industry of gaming.

Aye they can't accept that Europe especially The United Kingdom is the THIRD biggest gaming region in the world. Always has been.

Guide posted...

I think you should see someone about this.

Sorry but it makes my blood boil when trolls/fanboys come along and make flopics like this just to start a war and not coming back to read the comments that have been posted.

@Kamen_Rider_Blade

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Fenriswolf posted...

I love it when Americans pretend that video games would cease to exist without Nintendo. The NES wasn't that popular in Europe and Latin America, which simply gravitated towards rival consoles like the Master System and home computers like C64 and Amiga.

What an utterly fantastic post.

Aye The Yanks always conveniently forget that it was THE NORTH AMERICAN VIDEO GAME CRASH of 1983. It wasn't the world wide crash.

You are so right the NES bombed in Europe. I had an NES but binned it when the superior Master System came out.

You are so correct about computer gaming in the UK. Everybody was busy playing on their ZX Spectrum's, BBC Micro's, Commodore Vic 20/64's, Amiga's or Atari 800's to bother with consoles even though the Atari 2600 and I think Colecovision was out in the UK. That cycle of computer gaming wasn't broken in the UK until the graphically superior Mega Drive was released.

You are also so right that Nintendo did diddly squat in Europe. Oh I stand corrected they did do something and that was getting their asses kicked by SEGA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!

OOOHHH look at the sad little Sony Pony.

Here laugh riot EVERYTHING Sony has ever done in their life has been nothing but fucking shit.

Lets see now: The superior VHS absolutely annihilated the piss poor Betamax in every conceivable way possible. Sony made so many mistakes regarding Beta it allowed JVC and VHS to win the video format wars.

The Playstation had inferior graphics to The Saturn.

The PS2 was obliterated for everything by the Xbox and GameCube.

The PS3 was handed it's sorry ass on a silver platter by the Xbox 360.

The Xbox One X had superior graphics to the PS4 Pro.

The Xbox Series X rips apart the PS5 in terms of everything.

Oh tell me how are you enjoying playing censored games on your PS consoles. A censorship so bad even Nintendo are laughing at them.

Sony is not just one of the worst gaming companies but they are probably the worst electronics company on the planet.

Just run along and enjoy living in your own little dreamworld my little laugh riot Sony Pony.

Oh and thanks for the laugh I needed it.

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My God you really are just getting really old and pathetic now aren't you?

Well everytime you post that pathetic lame Pirate video of yours you will get this until you get it through your head that blocking ads IS NOT Piracy.

Your refusal to learn the truth makes my blood boil.

Folks ignore Cpt_Pineapple as that troll thinks we should be watching every fucking ad that is on TV or the internet. Well he can waste his time watching ads where as us smart ones block them.

As for the topic at hand the internet is unusable in this day and age without ad blockers. I have uBlock, Ad Block, Ad Blocker For Youtube, Sponsor Block For Youtube and Privacy Badger crammed into Firefox.

Oh and I have noticed that Gamefaqs has started to do it dinger with the ads. Normally uBlock sits around 21 items blocked and Ad Block around 11 items block but at the moment on this topic uBlock is 53 items blocked and Ad Block 17 items blocked.

Just got to ask, But what the hell made you buy that utter piece of junk?

A piece of crap so poor that even Nintendo Europe wanted nothing to do with it and never released it in PAL regions,

I love the video of the AVGN ripping it apart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_BDG9JtGw8&t=55s

Here is a video showcasing TWENTY British accents.

So @Shishiwakamaru who I see has never returned to this utterly piss poor shittastic flopic want to tell me what a "British accent" is?

So tell me what is your favourite North American accent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF74RbqXr-U

This is Admiral Kathryn Janeway's cameo appearance in that utter fucking horseshit complete disaster and box office bomb that killed the franchise in Star Trek: Nemesis.

It depends. If I like the game then I will try to 100% it but if I don't like the game I will either just finish story mode or just quit.

Hexenherz posted...

Yeah that's been fixed for a while.

I have to disagree with that.

I have a RAM monitor/cleaner on my desktop and whenever I have Firefox closed and only have my background programmes running it sits around 20% usage of RAM but as soon as I turn on Firefox my RAM usage goes through the roof. I have seen my RAM monitor go upto 80% usage.

Oh and encase you are wondering I have 16GB of RAM on my PC.

Kim_Seong-a posted...

I just want to pretend it's 1996

Why don't you ask the worst character in Star Trek: Voyager Harry Kim to see if he knows how to do it.

I think the Nokia N-Gage would like to say hello.

SpiritSephiroth posted...

I'm British and it really depends where you're from. Fuck the North London Accent >_>

So what do you think of the Glaswegian accent?

There is no such thing as a "British accent"!

That's like saying there is a "North American accent"!

So er which of the litterally hundreds of "British accents" are you talking about?

Also do you want to talk about the different accents from Scotland, England, Northern Ireland and Wales and those countries have different accents in them.

Yet another flopic from you showing your ignorance to things and this flopic doesn't need bumped it needs locked.

So glad this Scotsman living in Glasgow Scotland is here so I can correct you Yanks on everything.

Turbam posted...

All uggos

Alright then show me/us what you like!

Oh and by the way Jeri Ryan (woman in last picture) who played the utterly gorgeous Seven Of Nine Tertiary Adjunct Of Uni Matrix Zero One in Star Trek: Voyager is often described as one of the hottest women in Sci-Fi.

TMOG posted...

I still have yet to see this popup

That makes two of us.

Billyionaire posted...

Just buy YouTube Premium

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF.

Imaging paying Google a billion dollar company money to block ads.

Here laugh riot I have uBlock, Ad Block, Ad Blocker For You Tube, Sponsor Block For Youtube and Privacy Badger crammed into Firefox. I see no ads anywhere on the internet. The amount I pay for all that? $0.00

I'll just leave these:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/30df213c.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d269930b.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d4b5c356.jpg
So you can soothe your eyes after seeing the hideous hag the TC has posted.

What a fucking ugly grotesque woman.

She has EVERYTHING I despise in a woman. Nose ring, tattoo's and a face like a slapped ass. Oh sorry thats an insult to slapped asses as they are better looking than her.

Is that nose ring where her boyfriend/husband attaches her leash?