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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly part 4: Simpsons on Patrol
Derwood
12/23/23 12:27:15 PM
#354
Butter that bacon, boy!

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TopicWhy does Brie Larson trigger so many men
Derwood
11/10/23 12:47:55 PM
#233
Shes hot, so she can trigger me whenever she wants

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TopicRepublican urges Ohio to "ignore the results" of election
Derwood
11/10/23 8:11:07 AM
#26
The only lesson the GOP will learn from these elections is that they arent suppressing the voters enough

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TopicDid you vote yet?
Derwood
11/07/23 12:30:48 PM
#20
Yes, before work. Pro-abortion and pro-weed

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TopicNovember 7 Election Day Topic
Derwood
11/07/23 9:47:27 AM
#45
Issue One (Ohio) has gotten 100% of the tv ads and media coverage, while the marijuana bill (Issue Two) has been a complete afterthought

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TopicThere's nothing wrong with being an alt
Derwood
11/06/23 6:22:40 PM
#11
Ratchetrockon posted...
can alts can become mains

See sig

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TopicHave you ever gone up to your boss and asked them for a raise?
Derwood
11/06/23 6:08:31 PM
#13
I got a nearly 50% raise when I went to my boss about how ridiculous their starting pay was.

This was retail and hourly, but still

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TopicDaylight Savings Time should be banned.
Derwood
11/06/23 6:07:20 PM
#111
I drove home from work in the dark and I fucking hated it

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TopicDo you like Black Friday.
Derwood
11/05/23 11:03:43 AM
#15
I worked at a Best Buy for five years, so no, I hate it.

The majority of people are shopping for themselves, not for others. Its just a day of pure capitalism.

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TopicDeadline confirms that The Marvels is tracking below The Flash and Black Adam.
Derwood
11/05/23 10:55:32 AM
#43
Im sure the incels all have raging boners over this news

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TopicAnother Shooting Just Happened at Texas
Derwood
10/15/23 1:47:23 PM
#53
Not currently an active user

oh, thats too bad.

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TopicCE NFL topic
Derwood
10/15/23 1:45:00 PM
#261
Sorry to everyone who picked Miami in their survival pool

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TopicThe House Speaker vote is going to go nice and smooth today
Derwood
10/13/23 6:55:17 PM
#288
Nevermind the fact that the only reason the democrats even voted McCarthy out was because a Republican called for the vote.

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TopicI feel like posters here dont know what its like to be white poor
Derwood
10/02/23 1:56:54 PM
#78
COVxy posted...
No, only about 11%.
16% of children, though

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TopicSCOTUS denies Trump lawyer appeal. Clarence Thomas recuses.
Derwood
10/02/23 1:53:22 PM
#18
He needs to recuse himself into retirement

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TopicWestern culture needs to be more accepting of sexy video games
Derwood
09/24/23 2:13:21 PM
#8
Counterpoint: we should study why people are sexually attracted to video games and cartoons

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TopicCE college football topic 2.0
Derwood
09/23/23 11:18:41 PM
#22
OSU and Bama looking like shit but winning is a real kick in the nuts

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Topic100 dollars in groceries goes VIRAL
Derwood
09/22/23 5:59:17 PM
#128
Nirvanas_Nox posted...
Eggs and meat aren't cheap.
eggs are very cheap

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TopicTrump wishes the Jewish people a happy new year
Derwood
09/17/23 9:12:36 PM
#3
dafuq

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TopicWhat are some of your movie hot takes?
Derwood
09/17/23 9:01:22 PM
#183
specialkid8 posted...
I'll add to it. Superbad is an absolutely awful movie as are the majority of films anyone involved with it touches.

Counterpoint: wrong

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TopicClassic Rock fans.....pick which festival you're going to (pic inside)
Derwood
09/17/23 9:41:59 AM
#53
Shotgunnova posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/3/AABhrNAAE2SV.jpg
He's not wrong

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TopicClassic Rock fans.....pick which festival you're going to (pic inside)
Derwood
09/16/23 8:36:09 PM
#18
1, OH 1, the only way is 1

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TopicWife got genetic results back for our mystery breed puppy. Am I gonna die?
Derwood
09/16/23 8:35:37 PM
#59
Mutts are the best. All three of my dogs are mutts

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TopicRussell Brand accused of raping, sexually assaulting 4 women including 16 y/o
Derwood
09/16/23 1:31:57 PM
#21
Least surprising news of the day

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Topic100 dollars in groceries goes VIRAL
Derwood
09/16/23 1:31:40 PM
#19
Buying the most expensive version of everything for internet cred.

LOL

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TopicDo you have an accent?
Derwood
09/09/23 2:51:36 PM
#18
Ohio is known for having the most "neutral" accent in the country. It's why a ton of local news anchors are hired out of Ohio

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TopicWhat are some of your movie hot takes?
Derwood
09/09/23 2:45:41 PM
#72
The Sequel Trilogy is better than the Prequel Trilogy

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TopicConservative Parent Influencer Arrested and Charged for Child Abuse
Derwood
09/04/23 8:51:30 PM
#28
YouTube was a mistake

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TopicMovie buffs of CE, I'm looking for some specific recommendations.
Derwood
09/04/23 8:50:04 PM
#21
Jawbreaker = Heathers + Mean Girls

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TopicWhat state do you live in, and what do you think of it? What's it like?
Derwood
09/04/23 8:03:21 PM
#14
I miss living in a blue state

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TopicChloe Grace Moretz has been playing Starfield a lot
Derwood
09/04/23 8:00:29 PM
#68
Of all the female movie stars in the world, she's definitely one of them

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TopicI always knew of James Brown's shitty reputation
Derwood
09/04/23 4:05:30 PM
#5
Brown is a GOAT entertainer but shit human being

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TopicIs it worth it to marathon watch The Big Bang Theory?
Derwood
08/05/23 8:40:52 AM
#18
It's season after season of the most obvious jokes based on the worst stereotypes (lol JEWISH JOKE, lol INDIAN JOKE, lol NERD JOKE, lol DUMB BLONDE JOKE)


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TopicHorrible event, a police officer has trouble on a slide.
Derwood
08/05/23 8:40:01 AM
#14
Was it in July? The bonus would be that the slide was 125 degrees to the touch

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TopicHow would a convicted and elected Trump play out?
Derwood
08/03/23 9:46:31 PM
#3
If he pardoned himself it would 100% be challenged in the Supreme Court. That would be the real test of their loyalty

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Topic"Neurodivergent" has been watered down to a worthless term..
Derwood
08/03/23 8:09:42 PM
#98
DnDer posted...
A mental health day doesn't have to be "in crisis."

You wake up feeling shitty because you ate bad food the night before and going to work would be a nightmare? "Hey boss, I'm sick today."

Nobody blinks, and it just comes off your PTO (if you've got any).

Why shouldn't someone be able to take a "mild headache" mental health day?

I agree, it doesn't have to be a crisis. I'm saying that there are some students for whom there is no "mild headache" mental health day. EVERYTHING is a "gunshot wound".

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Topic"Neurodivergent" has been watered down to a worthless term..
Derwood
08/03/23 7:48:50 PM
#90
DnDer posted...
You shouldn't need a diagnosis to be able to take a mental health day.

That should be a thing for everyone.

Sure, but mental health is like physical health.

Are you having a "mild headache" mental health day, a "sprained ankle" mental health day, or a "gunshot wound" mental health day? Those require different treatment. When people treat EVERYTHING like it's a gunshot wound, it's hard to tell when they're in an actual crisis

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TopicMy child is filing for a name change
Derwood
08/03/23 1:36:38 PM
#24
A_Good_Boy posted...
Is he going to start calling himself Max Power? Because if he isn't then what's the point of changing his name?

I suggested that he should change his middle name to Hercules but he didn't take me up on it

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TopicMy child is filing for a name change
Derwood
08/03/23 1:30:57 PM
#22
itcheyness posted...
A YouTuber I used to watch a lot was changing his last name to his stepfather's and found out that it would be no extra charge to change his middle name at the same time.

So he changed his middle name to Lazer.

The middle name thing was interesting. At first he didn't want one, then he wanted one that was tied to my heritage.

He got an appreciation for just yow hard it is to name pick names!

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TopicDo you personally dislike "pro life" people?
Derwood
08/03/23 9:43:14 AM
#17
Do I dislike them? Eh, I disagree with them, but "dislike" is tangential to that

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TopicMia Khalifa goes viral for her marriage advice
Derwood
08/03/23 9:42:33 AM
#19
The most overrated porn star of all time

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TopicMy child is filing for a name change
Derwood
08/03/23 9:22:36 AM
#15
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Is this a trans thing(sorry to everyone if the way I used trans there is improper) or are they just straight up changing their name because they don't like the one you gave them?

Yes, he is trans. It was important for him to officially change the name so it was no longer "preferred name". It also means less chance of seeing or being called by his dead name

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TopicMy child is filing for a name change
Derwood
08/03/23 9:02:50 AM
#8
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Nice derwood

Thanks!

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TopicMy child is filing for a name change
Derwood
08/03/23 8:44:44 AM
#4
Poorly posted...
Derwood Jr not good enough, is he gonna call himself Flynn Breakfast?

If they chose my name I would refuse to sign off on the papers (lol)

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