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TopicDo you consider yourself to be a "poor guy?"
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 8:39:42 PM
#4
Id say im upper lower class. I dont rely on any government assistance BUT I barely scrape by taking care of a wife and kid by myself.

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TopicDo you believe that the PS5 controller costs more to make than the
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 8:35:15 PM
#2
I imagine the haptic feedback makes it more expensive to make.

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TopicCharissa Thompson admits to completely making up NFL sideline reports
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 8:23:12 PM
#8
Uuuuuuuh personally I always thought that shit was made up.

I spoke to Aaron Rodgers before the game, motherfucker no you didnt and if you did he probably just said hi and kept walking.

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TopicI need to move to an area where WWE is treated like the main sport, where?
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 7:56:30 PM
#2
Alabama

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Topicwhy is it sexy when girls bite their lower lip
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 7:55:44 PM
#3
Because thats a subtle cue that theyre turned on.

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TopicOnly people with a certain # of followers should be verified on Twitter
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 7:32:16 PM
#2
We all as a society should just not use Twitter anymore.

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TopicSean 'Diddy' Combs accused of rape by former girlfriend/singer Cassie
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 5:27:51 PM
#3
Yeah he seems like that type of douche that wouldnt take no for an answer.

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TopicParents of CE, advise for the next phase?
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 5:24:36 PM
#7
Yeah it hasnt happened yet but I was about to Google at what age will a kid be okay if they fall down.

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TopicYou're 38 years old, you've never had a job....
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 5:07:26 PM
#3
You keep de money.

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TopicMetal Gear Solid 6: Oh wait that was all a simulation
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 5:00:40 PM
#5
Error1355 posted...
If anything I was surprised that Hideo actually tried to make sense of the fact that Snake kills Big Boss in Metal Gear 1 and Metal Gear 2 with the Venom Snake character being one of them. Lol.

I was satisfied with Big Boss simply surviving what happened in Metal Gear 1, no further explanation needed. He didnt die because hes fucking Big Boss.

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TopicMetal Gear Solid 6: Oh wait that was all a simulation
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 4:51:52 PM
#2
Best solution. Pretend that Big Boss isnt Big Boss its just some random nobody with his face on its a metaphor for the player braaaaaaah bullshit never happened.

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TopicHEY. YOU. Yeah You. You know that thing you love?
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 3:50:22 PM
#6
Tits are not bullshit.

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TopicParents of CE, advise for the next phase?
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 3:30:37 PM
#3
emblem-man posted...
just keep her alive while she runs around

Nice. Helmet and hockey pads?

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TopicParents of CE, advise for the next phase?
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 3:27:10 PM
#1
My daughter is closing in on 4 months old and seems like shes gonna be leaving the just keep her alive while she lies there phase and will start actively learning and becoming more mobile.

Any underrated tips for the 2nd half of the first year?

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TopicAlmost ready to bail on PAX East. Almost.
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 3:19:56 PM
#2
I went there 2 years ago and it was basically 8 hours of standing in line to buy stuff I didnt really want and could get online for cheaper, standing in line to play kinda sorta okay indie games and a bunch of nerds playing board games.

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TopicThe Weird Al movie should have had Weird Al play himself.
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 3:17:09 PM
#2
My favorite thing about the Weird Al movie is Daniel Radcliffe being like Time to get fucking shredded, im playing Weird Al.

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TopicWhat was the most boring TV show you tried watching?
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 12:25:26 PM
#9
Fuck it im gonna say it, The Wire.

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TopicWhat was your most regretted pre-ordered game?
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 10:26:57 AM
#13
Dietpepsi420 posted...
MK1

This. I cant remember the last time I straight up got GOT like this. Straight up conned, scammed, swindled, bamboozled, duped*keeps rambling similes as I angrily walk away*

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TopicPorn vids never clickbait
EmilyTheCEman
11/16/23 10:02:35 AM
#17
One thing I can say is porn has highly effective advertising. The video theyre previewing in the banner always looks better than what im about to watch.

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TopicMy older sister won't stop walking around in her panties.
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 9:14:46 PM
#1
I wish we could see the total views of a topic.

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TopicJAKAS Presents: Did you play THIS Genesis game? Moonwalker
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 8:49:40 PM
#9
Legitimately awesome game, hilariously ironic premise aside.

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TopicWhat would you have done with Metal Gear Solid 2?
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 6:51:26 PM
#1
The story is the same except you play from Snakes perspective the entire game?

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TopicWhat is your favorite of the gen z slang?
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 5:41:34 PM
#10
Anyone over the age of 30 using Gen Z slang reminds me of when our parents would say bling bling to try and fit in with us.

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TopicIt's insane how after 20+ years there's only been one Animal Crossing clone
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 5:30:30 PM
#2
Isnt Animal Crossing just a way less detailed Sims?

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TopicRemember Tulsi Gabbard?
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 5:04:34 PM
#44
Sandalorn posted...
Yes, certainly the thing holding you back from hooking up with her is his opinion...

Yes, certainly I was being serious.

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TopicZoomer social media posting that isn't memes is really vapid and obnoxious
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 2:57:40 PM
#4
Sounds like most subreddits.

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TopicRemember Tulsi Gabbard?
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 2:50:19 PM
#38
brestugo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bbe745a9.jpg

"We'll have your shit ready in an hour"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f7ca42de.jpg

Good enough for me bro, ill take her if you dont want her.

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TopicNew Policy Will Prohibit Chicago Police Officers From Joining Hate Groups
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 2:47:39 PM
#37
PissedOffMonk posted...
Why do they only name right wing groups? Are there no left wing hate groups or is it okay to join those while on the force?

Dont left wing hate groups usually hate just shitty people based on their beliefs and actions?

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TopicTom Holland is depressed and hates holloywood
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 12:28:45 PM
#152
Hey its a new page, time to transition to a new subject.

I bet all these deployed military personnel like pineapple on their pizza, yuck!

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TopicIs being married to a MILF the greatest thing in life?
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 12:25:12 PM
#8
I mean... If you and your wife have kids, I'd hope you still find her sexually attractive. So she'd become a MILF by default.

I mean yeah, technically any hot mom with a kid is a MILF, but to me a MILF is a 35+ promiscuous cougar who doesnt get taken care of by her husband. A hot 19 year old with a baby is just well duh, youre still young as fuck and barely in your prime.

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TopicNew Policy Will Prohibit Chicago Police Officers From Joining Hate Groups
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 12:20:54 PM
#3
The fact that this needed to become a thing tells you the Chicago Police Department is a fucking nightmare.

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TopicIs being married to a MILF the greatest thing in life?
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 12:19:05 PM
#3
If its your wife and your kids it dont feel like a MILF.

Its only a true MILF if its someone elses wife and kids.

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Topic"The abuse will continue until morale improves"
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 12:14:22 PM
#23
Mods, whats the worst thing im allowed to say about this lady?

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TopicRemember Tulsi Gabbard?
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 12:06:49 PM
#15
TonyKojima posted...
No she isn't, lift that pound of makeup and we'll talk.

We can say that about pretty much all hot celebrity chicks, but we still suspend our disbelief.

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TopicRemember Tulsi Gabbard?
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 11:58:52 AM
#12
For a politician she was mega hot, though I guess now itd be more appropriate to call her MAGA hot.

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TopicTom Holland is depressed and hates holloywood
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 11:45:45 AM
#146
Weve gone from depressed celebrity to pedophilia to the military lifestyle.

Every new page of this topic is an adventure.

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Topic$9,300,000 but 92% of men are now gay.
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 9:26:06 AM
#33
LeadPipeCinche posted...
You guys clearly didn't read the TC's post, like all of it.
There is a chance that you turn as well.

Win-win situation. Either I get a massive pool of hot chicks or a massive pool of dudes.

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Topic$9,300,000 but 92% of men are now gay.
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 8:28:30 AM
#23
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Exactly. Im not sure what percentage of women are 7/10 and above, but theyd all be fighting over 8% of the male population. So as a possible member of that 8%, this is the best money but topic ever.

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TopicThe WORST Starfield hot takes.
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 7:58:51 AM
#7
Oh god everything about that video and thumbnail screams douchebag, no way am I giving that a click.

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TopicReally porn? Is checking the girl's ID to see she's ''barely legal'' 18 supposed
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 7:28:35 AM
#77
That porn is made specifically for groomers who want to bang underage girls but need to wait for them to be juuuuuust over the line of legal, but theyre still the youngest they can possibly be to fit into their disgusting pedophile fantasy.

Never understood it or been into it, im attracted to women, not girls.

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TopicCouples that express individual thoughts as "we".
EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 7:24:29 AM
#19
I remember my friend said we listen to Nas all the time!

I picture her and her husband gathering around the radio and snapping their fingers to Illmatic.

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TopicMy girlfriend's dad is a billionaire, ask me anything
EmilyTheCEman
11/14/23 9:29:30 PM
#36
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


https://youtu.be/i6l8MFdTaPE?si=K3SuDG9TiJlbUWhs

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TopicMy girlfriend's dad is a billionaire, ask me anything
EmilyTheCEman
11/14/23 8:13:09 PM
#18
Venmo me $74.99 to pre-order Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising Deluxe Edition and have your billionaire heir girlfriend reimburse you so I can formally validate your story.

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Topic$9,300,000 but 92% of men are now gay.
EmilyTheCEman
11/14/23 3:35:37 PM
#9
Id do that for free.

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TopicC/D: You're suckered in to click thumbnails with hot girls in them.
EmilyTheCEman
11/14/23 1:06:16 PM
#1
C

Netflix are the masters of this.

No matter how minor of a character this hot girl is, put her in the thumbnail! Thatll get their intrigue!

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