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KFHEWUI posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IjmOSFtoJc

*slap*

I need this to be overdubbed with the Chris Rock/Will Smith slap audio

Just save at a convenience store, wait until the winning numbers are announced, and soft reset to buy a ticket with the winning numbers

Heartomaton posted...

No, but I can build a stable enough shelter to withstand a wolf blowing on it.

You're a better man than I am.

Could you build a house by yourself? I know I can't.

Does the crippling loneliness and psychological damage that is always with me count?

TheLiarParadox posted...

Twin Peaks.

I will fite you irl

Letsago posted...

Forrest Grump

Forrrest Gump

Rare footage of me trying to converse with a woman

Sinister-ass poster or sinister ass-poster?

Congratulations! I have about 77k left out of my original 340k. I've been out of work so far for a month with a fractured humerus, and there's no exact timetable for my return. I'll eventually pay it off, but not as quickly as I was expecting :(

I wouldn't say it's criminally underrated, but I'm currently playing Jade Empire. It would be much better if the combat could be improved.

Life Isn't Strange

Tell me more about the wieners

I'm already invisible 24 hours a day

Space Lay-up

12 Apathetic Men

I lived there for four years for school and hated it. Then again, I don't like cities in general.

If you didn't immediately challenge him to a duel, you failed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpyGH5Z42eo&ab_channel=Sholtzi

Will he give you a treat?

Beyond the Beyond

I'd still die a virgin, so idc

I make any attempted conversation extremely awkward by merely existing. I literally have nothing to say to anyone.

Squirtle
Gyarados
Vaporeon
Blastoise
...Milotic, maybe?

I will have you know that I failed miserably on my own despite excellent parenting, thank you.

And so I pulled out my gun!

Breaking Bad
Bojack Horseman
Twin Peaks (the original series)
South Park
The Sopranos
Mr. Robot
Rick and Morty
Archer
Always Sunny
Community

The biggest loser who will ever live was born

Joaq Bottom

MICHALECOLE posted...

I have this old Mexican cowboy that sits at my bar and drinks Budweiser in the bottle and he is always scratching off a ton of scratchers. One time he bought an entire roll from the gas station, 900$ worth of scratchers.. and won a total of 325$

You have to spend money to make money

The money is money, but the scratch-offs could be anything. It could even be money!

Shishiwakamaru posted...

Low scoring football games often mean bad weather games which are cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii5Xwfk5lgo&ab_channel=ItzYinzburghXtra

OriginalPlain2 posted...

gunk shrunk

Junk skunk

Ash Ketchum

Peen fiend

Vamp tramp

Shouldn't it be two forelegs?

But your mom's spaghetti on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

Finding Paradise - Wish My Life Away
To the Moon - Everything's Alright

Johnny Hopkins

It's probably the only perk of being a social outcast.

That rug really tied the room together.

Josh McDenials

$3.50

bfslick50 posted...

Youre about to be replaced, run!

Too late; we already touched wieners