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| Topic | I'm confused by where youtube content creators get the money, sometimes |
| Michael_Booth 11/09/23 11:44:21 AM #4 | Did you look at the views for the video? 11,641,736 views |
| Topic | We go to bed but we go home. |
| Michael_Booth 11/09/23 11:40:44 AM #4 | Because "h" is a fricative consonant. |
| Topic | Can you think of a worse way to die than to be torn apart by monster crabs? |
| Michael_Booth 11/09/23 11:13:18 AM #4 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_drawn_and_quartered |
| Topic | Is this girl hot? |
| Michael_Booth 11/09/23 11:09:51 AM #18 | boomgetchopped3 posted... WTH does that mean? It's a play on words, as "Intercourse" can also mean communicating/negotiating/dealing with a group of people. |
| Topic | MrBeast Powered a Village in Africa |
| Michael_Booth 11/08/23 7:46:44 PM #46 | Kradek posted... The irony of you saying "the irony" when you go into every Beast thread just to bitch about something that nobody's proven is happening. How much do you get paid, and how do I get in on that action? I'll even give the brand a Freebie: MrBeast is the best Youtuber in the omniverse. |
| Topic | Oh shit the Marvels might end up fresh. |
| Michael_Booth 11/08/23 7:40:57 PM #4 | Donald Clarke (Top Critic, Irish Times): A solid contender for the worst Marvel film yet ... To say The Marvels is hard to watch would be to risk understatement. Its not just that its not very good. It is hard to watch in the sense that a tree is hard to defibrillate. |
| Topic | MrBeast Powered a Village in Africa |
| Michael_Booth 11/08/23 7:35:14 PM #38 | Beware, we have not learned from Brunei. When Brunei didn't have televisions, there was hardly if no crime. As soon as televisions came along? Crime shot up, like 10,000%. |
| Topic | "The Marvels" final trailer. Desperate and cringe?!? |
| Michael_Booth 11/07/23 9:30:36 AM #23 | Anyone not going to watch this at the Theater, is literally helping JK Rowling win. |
| Topic | How do you deal with a coarse, uncomfortable beard? |
| Michael_Booth 10/30/23 3:42:09 AM #2 | https://www.themanual.com/grooming/how-to-shape-a-beard/ |
| Topic | Got my shit rocked HARD by a small woman this weekend. |
| Michael_Booth 10/16/23 2:53:35 PM #29 | What's the etiquette for getting an erection during a wrestling match with the opposite sex? |
| Topic | What does it feel like to be very religious? |
| Michael_Booth 10/15/23 10:02:02 PM #57 | There's actually research about this, and there's actually a feeling of "religious experience", which unfortunately us atheists/agnostics will probably never feel: https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/religious-experience/ Of course, I'll probably never feel potent hallucinations either, since I'd never take LSD, or it's potent ilk -- and so I will probably never feel that experience, either (I'm freaked out, about loss of control). Actually, the above is probably why I'm agnostic instead of religious... |
| Topic | 40% of UK teens losing their virginity apparently film it.... |
| Michael_Booth 10/14/23 9:14:16 AM #13 | Right, first thing's first -- in the UK people can be in school until like 18 years old, and sometimes 19 years old (depending on circumstances), meaning they're in the school when they're 18 or 19. In the UK lexicon, we do call 18 and 19 year olds "kids" and "children" especially if they're still at school, not sure if it's different in America. So, the "teens" mentioned are probably not the same age as portrayed in this topic, and also the average age that a UK teen loses their virginity? 16-18 years old. So, the "40% filming it", are on the older side, probably mostly 18 years olds. Since in the UK, anyone filming their "lose of virginity" below the age of 18 (or if their partner is) is literally producing child pornography, and can (and have in the past) been prosecuted with child sexual offenses, and been put on the sexual offenders register. Now, why are you being disparaging about people finishing on their partner's face (he said 32%, not 35% by the way)? That sounds like pure puritanism. If they're both okay with it, which considering it was a survey (they are), then literally don't "kink shame". |
| Topic | Beans on pizza? |
| Michael_Booth 10/03/23 7:00:01 PM #1 |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/2/AASpaLAAE5Y6.jpg |
| Topic | Soon I shall fulfill Shinzo Abe's request and save Japan's population >_> |
| Michael_Booth 09/29/23 8:06:29 PM #120 | Razuberii posted... how have you been posting here for over 10 years and not grown up at all When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -- C.S Lewis |
| Topic | Do you let your pet(s) sleep in your bed with you |
| Michael_Booth 09/29/23 7:56:22 PM #15 | I did, until Jafaar (my Burmese Python) tried to wake me up via constriction, and my girlfriend said it was either her or the snake that would be leaving the bed.... so after a month, I capitulated and Jafaar no longer sleeps in the bed overnight with us, and instead on the couch in the living room. |
| Topic | The Indian Government assassinated a Canadian citizen in Canada |
| Michael_Booth 09/18/23 7:33:28 PM #10 | Know what Victorian Britain would have done for this? Gunboat diplomacy: Took a Gunboat, and leveled a coastal town/city. But modern countries just don't give a fuck about their subjects/citizens, so will just literally diplomatically object to it having happened. |
| Topic | Redditor leaves date after finding out she's trans |
| Michael_Booth 09/03/23 3:40:36 PM #50 | Kimbos_Egg posted... this is the most ignorant shit i've read all day. I think you should ignore them since if either you, or the quoted poster somehow thinks that "Lesbians and Gays" are somehow immune from being called "bigots" for having "genital preferences", I've got news for you: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-57853385 |
| Topic | Would you date a sex therapist? |
| Michael_Booth 09/02/23 7:53:36 PM #3 | Sex Therapist means different things in different places, in the UK: Sex therapists are qualified counsellors, doctors or healthcare professionals who have done extra training in helping people with problems relating to sex. |
| Topic | Have you ever used one of those super soda dispensing machines at some fast |
| Michael_Booth 09/02/23 7:52:03 PM #28 | GeraldDarko posted... It's not syrup anymore. They have the concentrated flavor and a sweetener that gets mixed with the carbonated water. That's how they get so many flavors. Its this 6 inch cartridge instead of that giant box in a bag. Wait, Sweeteners, as in Aspartame, and Acesulfame-K? I thought America was better than that, and had either sugar, or at least HFCS in their Soda Fountains.... |
| Topic | Which of dese anime/manga should netflix do a live action of next? |
| Michael_Booth 09/02/23 3:27:06 PM #2 | Other: Now and Then, Here and There. |
| Topic | Amy Coney Barrett Longs For The Days The SC Could Ruin Your Life In Obscurity |
| Michael_Booth 09/02/23 2:39:01 PM #13 | IShall_Run_Amok posted... Fuck her, etc. Not unless you join the cult! People of Praise! |
| Topic | Ahead of Starfield's launch, Bethesda bully trans employee into quitting |
| Michael_Booth 09/02/23 2:35:55 PM #17 | The Head of Human Resources asking me "I don't understand, a fear of being outed to the public? Aren't you already out?", and I have to explain to them that being transgender is not the same as everybody knows that you are trans. This right here, proves what I mean about being asked for your "pronouns", it's not a neutral act. It's Hostile. No one should have to give their pronouns, if they don't wish to. |
| Topic | so tf happened to DarkRoast |
| Michael_Booth 08/31/23 6:16:38 PM #12 | Jiek_Fafn posted... Like the mighty Wind Fish, CE collectively dreamed the character up DarkRoast was all things, to all men. Agreed. It's a shame she won't be brightening up this board, with the laughs, the spice rhymes, the information about Roof costs and Sidewalk repairs, the medical knowledge. No, CE has become a little duller, and a little less bright with the passing off GameFAQs of the great DarkRoast. |
| Topic | I want a wife |
| Michael_Booth 08/31/23 1:37:51 PM #11 | I hear the checkouts in Walmart waiting to pay for groceries, is a great place to pick up women, if this board is to be believed. |
| Topic | man chased teens, tried to hit them w/car, & choked one for ding dong ditch |
| Michael_Booth 08/30/23 7:07:23 PM #2 | There is a lesson here: Never rely on people's passivity to commence and play your "games", as it only takes one person to take exception to your prank and it could end up in violence. Stick to video games, kids. |
| Topic | Resisting arrest should only be a crime if an arrest warrant is presented. |
| Michael_Booth 08/25/23 4:17:39 PM #9 | I'd take it one step further, if they're able to resist arrest and destroy the arrest warrant (of which there can only be one copy) they cannot be arrested again for 1 year, unless they commit another crime. |
| Topic | Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar my old friend |
| Michael_Booth 08/11/23 10:34:12 AM #2 | We live in interesting times, and in such strange times even Gods may die. |
| Topic | Catholic couple denied right to adopt in Massachusetts. |
| Michael_Booth 08/11/23 10:30:15 AM #36 | Questionmarktarius posted... Hold on, is this about actual adoption, or just fostering? Says Fostering, not adoption. |
| Topic | Why does Baldur get a pass for being horny, but JP games don't? |
| Michael_Booth 08/11/23 10:20:16 AM #9 | The racism in this thread is disgusting. Thinking that adult Japanese characters are children, I bet you think they should be controlled by "The Greater Powers", much like Britain did during it's Imperial age, where they called Japan's population "like Children, that need a guiding hand". What's the only nation that has had actual CP in their games? I'll give you a hint, it's not Japan, and it begins with U, and ends in States. |
| Topic | Japan is desperately recruiting male porn stars. |
| Michael_Booth 08/06/23 6:28:35 PM #80 | pretzelcoatl posted... Kind of a gross sex touristy statement Your disparaging remark screams to me your opinion is clouded by your moralistic puritan view of sexuality. |
| Topic | Never listen to anyone who uses the phrase "mainstream media" |
| Michael_Booth 08/04/23 8:27:11 PM #3 | Some people aren't cut out for debate, son. |
| Topic | Sometimes, my self-image defaults to a normal anime girl. |
| Michael_Booth 08/03/23 10:58:17 PM #10 | DementedDurian posted...
While I can't offer help with the rest, alas. This is easy, get yourself a notepad (with a pen) and keep it near your desk and write ideas down when they come, or get an app (use a native app, depending on the phone) to write notes on your phone if it's easier/more possible. |
| Topic | Sometimes, my self-image defaults to a normal anime girl. |
| Michael_Booth 08/03/23 10:46:41 PM #6 | The laws of the real world don't apply in a cartoon/anime world. As a result, anything becomes possible. By imaging yourself as an anime character, you allow your imagination to pursue the "childlike" ideas that creativity thrives on, you imagine that a real-like transition wouldn't work out well, and think if only I was an anime character it would be more than possible. |
| Topic | Eggs come from a chickens uterus |
| Michael_Booth 08/03/23 10:07:11 PM #4 | Quake-64 posted... MFW having an omelet is the closest many CE posters will get to having sex You speak as if sex is difficult to get. That's a very naive mindset. |
| Topic | Have you ever been stopped by the police? |
| Michael_Booth 07/29/23 2:29:55 PM #14 | Yeah, I had like two cop cars around me, and a detectives car. It was like I was a murderer being stopped, what was worse was my girlfriend at the time was looking at me like quite panicked. They then told me, me and my girlfriend were invited for Thanksgiving dinner, I was fucking furious -- my Uncle, and my cousins are all fucking idiots, it was a good prank though. I got 'em back though, I made 'em all drive three states over for a funeral of a great-Aunt that never existed, because her Lawyer was going to be reading her Will out, and they may be mentioned in it, however anyone who didn't attend would be getting nothing. |
| Topic | How come it's okay for girls to like 'guy' things, like sports and employment |
| Michael_Booth 07/29/23 7:33:45 AM #24 | Employment isn't a guy thing, the oldest profession in the world is female-dominated! |
| Topic | A rare sight CE never will experience, a woman's mating dance |
| Michael_Booth 07/23/23 6:56:03 PM #7 | I find this whole topic highly offensive. Humans do not have "mating" dances, nor "mating calls" anymore, nor do we consider "woman" conquest spoils from pillaging villages. It is no longer 8000BCE, Vegy. |
| Topic | "Battle of the sexes" plots where the guys actually won? |
| Michael_Booth 07/23/23 6:50:08 PM #7 | Violence Jack, in the future one of the cities has a female section, male section and a mixed section, and the male section wins against the female section. |
| Topic | Is "Do you know who I am?" a valid tactic to win an argument? |
| Michael_Booth 07/23/23 6:45:41 PM #12 | It helped me, when I was back doing my exams. I was writing, and eventually the invigilators said "EVERYONE PUT YOUR PENS AND PENCILS DOWN", but I was half way though answering the last question, so continued writing for another 7ish minutes. When they came to collect the exam papers, they refused to collect mine (as I'd gone over the time). So, I approached the front with the invigilator who was looking through the collected manuscripts, and I said "Do you have any idea who I am?" And the invigilator, said "Sorry, sir, but I don't". So, I stuffed my paper in the middle of the stack and ran out! |
| Topic | Kind, generous soul left $2024 tip |
| Michael_Booth 07/23/23 6:04:19 PM #5 | I need to get these for when I'm "forced" to make tips. |
| Topic | Disabled man arrested for paying too slowly at Target |
| Michael_Booth 07/20/23 6:33:03 PM #14 | lilORANG posted... You're thinking of equity I fear it's a language issue. Equality means the above in the UK, I must admit I never knew it didn't in America: https://www.humber.nhs.uk/about/equality-and-diversity.htm |
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