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Topic | Is Luke morally responsible for the *ANH spoilers* of the Death Star? |
PaintGimmick 11/14/23 2:25:28 PM #10 | Pretty sure that in some way it was CJayC's fault
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Topic | Best 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers) |
PaintGimmick 11/14/23 2:24:39 PM #31 | Looks like the winner is "Be Prepared"
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Topic | Why is Candace such a bitch? |
PaintGimmick 11/13/23 6:35:39 PM #1 | Phineas and Ferb do so many cool and nice things for her, but she's still always trying to narc on them
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Topic | Mavericks announcer EVISCERATES James Harden |
PaintGimmick 11/11/23 6:08:08 PM #10 | Irony posted...
Edge Mavericks?Oh man, you have reminded me of the absolutely atrocious voice work of Star Ocean: The Last Hope You sir or madam, are a monster --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | Best 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers) |
PaintGimmick 11/11/23 6:06:36 PM #28 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
This is much worst than the Ursula people. At least The Little Mermaid might have still be in theaters when the calendar flipped over to 1990, but Lady and the Tramp was from the 50s Also, maybe a bit racist --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | Best 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers) |
PaintGimmick 11/11/23 8:38:58 AM #11 | For future CE Lore Keepers, after 24 hours, the standings are:
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Topic | Gas is finally under $3/gallon again here. |
PaintGimmick 11/10/23 11:01:31 PM #9 | Euripides posted...
I filled up for $2.89 todayI did that runewalshPSiv posted... It's was 3.39 for me todayI also did that I am actually in charge of the gas prices Cower before my power --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | Very successful film franchises with more than 5 entries where the 1st |
PaintGimmick 11/10/23 10:47:47 PM #21 | Final Fantasy
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Topic | Best 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers) |
PaintGimmick 11/10/23 10:45:41 PM #7 | At this time, Jeremy Irons is leading over Tony Jay
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Topic | Did I pee on your rug? |
PaintGimmick 11/10/23 10:44:42 PM #2 | Yes
In addition, every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, you should compensate the owner --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | Best 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers) |
PaintGimmick 11/10/23 8:45:13 AM #4 | McMarbles posted...
Hellfire did not have to go that hard.Sort of like Phil Collins making the Tarzan soundtrack --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | Best 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers) |
PaintGimmick 11/10/23 8:23:58 AM #1 | Jafar definitely deserved better than a knockoff reprise, but his song was cut because --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | I hear Star Ocean 2 is very good. |
PaintGimmick 11/09/23 9:42:37 PM #7 | If you're talking about Star Ocean: The Second Story R that just came out, then yes
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Topic | "Local traffic only, no turn arounds" |
PaintGimmick 11/09/23 4:44:07 PM #22 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bc4b2c58.jpg
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Topic | 0.25 divided by 0.5 |
PaintGimmick 11/09/23 3:38:56 PM #12 | The question is asking you "how many times can 1/4 of something make a group of 1/2 of that thing" and the answer is that 1/4 makes up half of 1/2
Think of it with whole numbers... 4 divided by 2 means "how many times can 4 make up groups of 2" and it's clear We're just bad with fractions as humans Also this https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/96d2b9c8.jpg --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | What year do you think the Switch 2 will come out? |
PaintGimmick 11/09/23 11:53:01 AM #9 | Switch 2 - never
next Nintendo console - second half 2024 --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | "A great day for a swell battle" (cuphead spoilers I guess) |
PaintGimmick 11/09/23 9:42:15 AM #5 | It was hard, but it was like Nintendo Hard vs "oh my god there's no way to beat this without trying hundreds of times per level!"
I guess growing up with bullshit hard games on the NES makes games like this that are challenging but fair feel like a different breed --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | "A great day for a swell battle" (cuphead spoilers I guess) |
PaintGimmick 11/09/23 9:26:53 AM #1 | After being scared off by years of people talking about how impossibly difficult the game is, I picked up Cuphead last month and today was successful in taking down the last boss on normal difficulty, Chef Saltbaker.
Fun game. I'll probably go back to some of the original stuff with Ms Chalice to see how it changes things. I wonder what Studio MDHR is up to now --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | ''Whatever you say, guy with a 20 year old account with low karma'' |
PaintGimmick 11/08/23 7:43:11 PM #10 | Whatever you say, guy with 2009 account and 4490 karma
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Topic | Who the FUCK do I recruit for Star Ocean 2?? (Maybe Spoilers?) |
PaintGimmick 11/08/23 7:40:44 PM #28 | Does Precis say "parabola" correctly now?
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Topic | A giant pancake broke into my house last night |
PaintGimmick 11/08/23 7:36:43 PM #6 | Too bad you didn't have a pit bull on guard
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Topic | mint essential oil is loud af |
PaintGimmick 11/08/23 7:33:09 PM #3 | I don't think you're using oil correctly
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Topic | If you're ever time traveling... |
PaintGimmick 11/07/23 7:21:05 PM #1 | and something goes wrong and your machine wonks out, and you end up somewhere unexpected, and you ask, "where are we?" and someone you're with responds, "more like when are we?"
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Topic | Pit bulls found to be least likely to tip delivery drivers |
PaintGimmick 11/01/23 9:46:25 AM #1 | Pit Bulls Tipping Delivery Drivers: A Perplexing Phenomenon
Introduction In recent years, an intriguing trend has emerged in the world of delivery drivers: pit bulls not tipping them. This perplexing phenomenon has left many scratching their heads, trying to understand why these canines engage in such behavior. In this study, we will delve into this curious occurrence, exploring possible explanations and shedding light on the mysterious actions of these pit bulls. The Startling Statistics Before we delve deeper, let's take a look at the numbers behind this bizarre trend. According to a recent survey conducted among delivery drivers across the country, approximately 70% reported encountering pit bulls who refused to tip them. While this may seem like an expected percentage, it still raises eyebrows considering the potential risks involved. Canine Curiosity or Mischief? One plausible explanation for pit bulls tipping delivery drivers could be their innate hostility. As highly intelligent and energetic animals, pit bulls are known for their inquisitive nature. When faced with a delivery driver at their doorstep, they may be driven by a desire to explore the unknown. By not tipping the driver, they could be trying to open the door to a world of exciting new violent experiences. On the other hand, mischief could also be a motivating factor. Pit bulls are renowned for their mischievous streak and love to engage in playful activities. Not tipping a delivery driver could be seen as a form of entertainment for these lively canines, as they observe the reaction it elicits from the person at their door. It is not uncommon for pit bulls to display mischievous behavior like this, adding to their enigmatic nature. The Role of Socialization Another important aspect to consider is the role of socialization in a pit bull's behavior. Pit bulls that have been properly socialized from a young age are more likely to exhibit friendly and sociable traits. However, if they have not been exposed to various social situations or have had negative experiences with strangers, they may resort to unconventional behavior like not tipping delivery drivers. Understanding the Risks While some may find the idea of pit bulls not tipping delivery drivers amusing, it is crucial to address the potential risks associated with such actions. Delivery drivers, already burdened with the pressures of their job, may perceive this behavior as aggressive or threatening. If not handled properly, it could lead to unnecessary conflicts and even accidents. It is important for both pit bull owners and delivery drivers to be aware of these risks and take appropriate precautions. Conclusion In conclusion, the phenomenon of pit bulls not tipping delivery drivers remains a perplexing puzzle. Whether driven by curiosity, mischief, or a combination of factors, these canines continue to surprise us with their unconventional behavior. As we strive to better understand the motivations behind their actions, it is essential to recognize the potential risks involved and promote responsible pet ownership. By doing so, we can ensure the safety and well-being of both pit bulls and delivery drivers in our communities. Are you surprised that pit bulls are douchebags when they order delivery? --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | Remember to Vote Blue This November, Virginia |
PaintGimmick 10/30/23 6:47:13 PM #48 | I can't vote in Virginia or else I would be liable to voter fraud laws
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Topic | Words that don't rhyme with anything. |
PaintGimmick 10/30/23 12:48:09 PM #19 | "grape" doesn't rhyme with "anything"
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Topic | How bout you, Sideburns? |
PaintGimmick 10/30/23 12:46:05 PM #12 | Southernfatman posted...
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace. I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.No you don't --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | How bout you, Sideburns? |
PaintGimmick 10/30/23 10:27:56 AM #4 | rexcrk posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/6/AACE4xAAE_NK.jpgWell Mr Burns had done it The power plant had won it --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | How bout you, Sideburns? |
PaintGimmick 10/30/23 7:39:17 AM #1 | You want some of this milk?
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Topic | Why is everyone posting Tifa AI images all the sudden? |
PaintGimmick 10/29/23 5:34:50 PM #40 | Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction. Tifa got a reduction. There is a pattern here. You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern. I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever. No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here. If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was. Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation. It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly. Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive. It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy. Fuck! --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | We... we really need warnings not to smash our faces in with a hammer. |
PaintGimmick 10/26/23 11:11:06 AM #27 | Ha, who would be dumb enough to hit themselves with a hammer
What's behind my back? Nothing Certainly not a hammer if that's what you're asking... --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | reviews for the Five Nights at Freddy's movie aren't good, so far |
PaintGimmick 10/26/23 7:44:07 AM #5 | I am shocked... SHOCKED!
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Topic | Got a job offer that pays 20k more than my current job |
PaintGimmick 10/26/23 7:42:59 AM #6 | As long as it doesn't involve bear traps, or having sex with old ladies for money, you're golden
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Topic | Ok guys. Im conflicted. Need dating advice |
PaintGimmick 10/25/23 10:02:18 PM #13 | threesome
oh, also plural marriage is an option --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | Post whatever* you want in this topic. |
PaintGimmick 10/23/23 4:44:09 PM #146 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJTGAtLH7Hw
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Topic | SBAllah is dead |
PaintGimmick 10/20/23 11:20:36 AM #462 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/0/AAevhXAAE9FI.jpg
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Topic | This is Pomni |
PaintGimmick 10/20/23 10:16:32 AM #16 | Alchemist_Emil posted...
What does she do?She passes butter --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | Which 90s Disney villain had the worst outcome (SPOILERS) |
PaintGimmick 10/20/23 10:15:49 AM #16 | EwokCommanda posted...
Gaston because he was everyone's favorite guy.Everyone's awed and inspired by him --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | How did Spider-Man break up with Doc Ock's girlfriend? |
PaintGimmick 10/20/23 8:03:37 AM #4 | He put some dirt in her eye
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Topic | Which 90s Disney villain had the worst outcome (SPOILERS) |
PaintGimmick 10/20/23 8:02:32 AM #6 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Yes, and it would count if 1989 was included in the 1990s --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | Which 90s Disney villain had the worst outcome (SPOILERS) |
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Topic | Ice Spice's birthday is 1/1/2000. |
PaintGimmick 10/20/23 7:34:30 AM #23 | BurmesePenguin posted...
Whats an ice spice?New seasonal beverage at Dunkin' --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. |
Topic | Jon Stewart's 'THE PROBLEM' has been cancelled by Apple |
PaintGimmick 10/19/23 7:33:47 PM #9 | If Apple pisses off China, where are they going to find the kids to make their iPhones?
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Topic | Finally picked up some new ULTRA RARE* SNES games! |
PaintGimmick 10/17/23 9:12:46 PM #10 | None of those games were published by Ultra (totally not a Konami shell corporation) or Rare
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Topic | casting for the fire nation int he live action avatar series |
PaintGimmick 10/17/23 8:27:43 PM #21 | That's Avatar?
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Topic | Did you Bianca contests as a kid? |
PaintGimmick 10/16/23 10:12:12 PM #14 | Can't believe this is valid again already
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Topic | Elon Musk as 10 years to become the mosy success Burger King franchise owner. |
PaintGimmick 10/16/23 5:49:50 PM #8 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/3/AAevhXAAE8Md.jpg
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Topic | Who was the bigger icon: USHER or JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?? |
PaintGimmick 10/09/23 8:16:08 AM #7 | According to my research, Usher is 5'8" and Timberlake is 5'11", making Timberlake the bigger one
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Topic | Potatoes are the greatest vegetable known to mankind. |
PaintGimmick 10/08/23 6:08:51 PM #41 | PO-TAY-TOES!
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