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TopicIs Luke morally responsible for the *ANH spoilers* of the Death Star?
PaintGimmick
11/14/23 2:25:28 PM
#10
Pretty sure that in some way it was CJayC's fault

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TopicBest 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers)
PaintGimmick
11/14/23 2:24:39 PM
#31
Looks like the winner is "Be Prepared"

Stay tuned for future polls on trivial things

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TopicWhy is Candace such a bitch?
PaintGimmick
11/13/23 6:35:39 PM
#1
Phineas and Ferb do so many cool and nice things for her, but she's still always trying to narc on them

What a bitch

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TopicMavericks announcer EVISCERATES James Harden
PaintGimmick
11/11/23 6:08:08 PM
#10
Irony posted...
Edge Mavericks?
Oh man, you have reminded me of the absolutely atrocious voice work of Star Ocean: The Last Hope

You sir or madam, are a monster

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TopicBest 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers)
PaintGimmick
11/11/23 6:06:36 PM
#28
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

This is much worst than the Ursula people. At least The Little Mermaid might have still be in theaters when the calendar flipped over to 1990, but Lady and the Tramp was from the 50s

Also, maybe a bit racist

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TopicBest 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers)
PaintGimmick
11/11/23 8:38:58 AM
#11
For future CE Lore Keepers, after 24 hours, the standings are:

Be Prepared - 19
Hellfire - 13
Tie - Gaston and Prince Ali (Reprise) - 4

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TopicGas is finally under $3/gallon again here.
PaintGimmick
11/10/23 11:01:31 PM
#9
Euripides posted...
I filled up for $2.89 today
I did that

runewalshPSiv posted...
It's was 3.39 for me today
I also did that

I am actually in charge of the gas prices

Cower before my power

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TopicVery successful film franchises with more than 5 entries where the 1st
PaintGimmick
11/10/23 10:47:47 PM
#21
Final Fantasy

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TopicBest 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers)
PaintGimmick
11/10/23 10:45:41 PM
#7
At this time, Jeremy Irons is leading over Tony Jay

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TopicDid I pee on your rug?
PaintGimmick
11/10/23 10:44:42 PM
#2
Yes

In addition, every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, you should compensate the owner

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TopicBest 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers)
PaintGimmick
11/10/23 8:45:13 AM
#4
McMarbles posted...
Hellfire did not have to go that hard.
Sort of like Phil Collins making the Tarzan soundtrack

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TopicBest 90s Disney Villain Song (spoilers)
PaintGimmick
11/10/23 8:23:58 AM
#1
Sadly left out from the musical fun are Hades from Hercules, Shan Yu from Mulan, and Clayton from Tarzan. And Ursula, while possessing a great song, is from a 1989 movie before one of you goobers ask why it's not listed.

Jafar definitely deserved better than a knockoff reprise, but his song was cut because you touch yourself at night.

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TopicI hear Star Ocean 2 is very good.
PaintGimmick
11/09/23 9:42:37 PM
#7
If you're talking about Star Ocean: The Second Story R that just came out, then yes

If you're talking about the original Star Ocean: The Second Story from 1998 on PlayStation, also yes

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Topic"Local traffic only, no turn arounds"
PaintGimmick
11/09/23 4:44:07 PM
#22
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bc4b2c58.jpg

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Topic0.25 divided by 0.5
PaintGimmick
11/09/23 3:38:56 PM
#12
The question is asking you "how many times can 1/4 of something make a group of 1/2 of that thing" and the answer is that 1/4 makes up half of 1/2

Think of it with whole numbers... 4 divided by 2 means "how many times can 4 make up groups of 2" and it's clear

We're just bad with fractions as humans

Also this
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/96d2b9c8.jpg

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TopicWhat year do you think the Switch 2 will come out?
PaintGimmick
11/09/23 11:53:01 AM
#9
Switch 2 - never
next Nintendo console - second half 2024

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Topic"A great day for a swell battle" (cuphead spoilers I guess)
PaintGimmick
11/09/23 9:42:15 AM
#5
It was hard, but it was like Nintendo Hard vs "oh my god there's no way to beat this without trying hundreds of times per level!"

I guess growing up with bullshit hard games on the NES makes games like this that are challenging but fair feel like a different breed

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Topic"A great day for a swell battle" (cuphead spoilers I guess)
PaintGimmick
11/09/23 9:26:53 AM
#1
After being scared off by years of people talking about how impossibly difficult the game is, I picked up Cuphead last month and today was successful in taking down the last boss on normal difficulty, Chef Saltbaker.

Fun game. I'll probably go back to some of the original stuff with Ms Chalice to see how it changes things. I wonder what Studio MDHR is up to now

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Topic''Whatever you say, guy with a 20 year old account with low karma''
PaintGimmick
11/08/23 7:43:11 PM
#10
Whatever you say, guy with 2009 account and 4490 karma

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TopicWho the FUCK do I recruit for Star Ocean 2?? (Maybe Spoilers?)
PaintGimmick
11/08/23 7:40:44 PM
#28
Does Precis say "parabola" correctly now?

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TopicA giant pancake broke into my house last night
PaintGimmick
11/08/23 7:36:43 PM
#6
Too bad you didn't have a pit bull on guard

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Topicmint essential oil is loud af
PaintGimmick
11/08/23 7:33:09 PM
#3
I don't think you're using oil correctly

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TopicIf you're ever time traveling...
PaintGimmick
11/07/23 7:21:05 PM
#1
and something goes wrong and your machine wonks out, and you end up somewhere unexpected, and you ask, "where are we?" and someone you're with responds, "more like when are we?"

I think it's ok to shoot them on the spot.

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TopicPit bulls found to be least likely to tip delivery drivers
PaintGimmick
11/01/23 9:46:25 AM
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Pit Bulls Tipping Delivery Drivers: A Perplexing Phenomenon
Introduction
In recent years, an intriguing trend has emerged in the world of delivery drivers: pit bulls not tipping them. This perplexing phenomenon has left many scratching their heads, trying to understand why these canines engage in such behavior. In this study, we will delve into this curious occurrence, exploring possible explanations and shedding light on the mysterious actions of these pit bulls.

The Startling Statistics
Before we delve deeper, let's take a look at the numbers behind this bizarre trend. According to a recent survey conducted among delivery drivers across the country, approximately 70% reported encountering pit bulls who refused to tip them. While this may seem like an expected percentage, it still raises eyebrows considering the potential risks involved.

Canine Curiosity or Mischief?
One plausible explanation for pit bulls tipping delivery drivers could be their innate hostility. As highly intelligent and energetic animals, pit bulls are known for their inquisitive nature. When faced with a delivery driver at their doorstep, they may be driven by a desire to explore the unknown. By not tipping the driver, they could be trying to open the door to a world of exciting new violent experiences.

On the other hand, mischief could also be a motivating factor. Pit bulls are renowned for their mischievous streak and love to engage in playful activities. Not tipping a delivery driver could be seen as a form of entertainment for these lively canines, as they observe the reaction it elicits from the person at their door. It is not uncommon for pit bulls to display mischievous behavior like this, adding to their enigmatic nature.

The Role of Socialization
Another important aspect to consider is the role of socialization in a pit bull's behavior. Pit bulls that have been properly socialized from a young age are more likely to exhibit friendly and sociable traits. However, if they have not been exposed to various social situations or have had negative experiences with strangers, they may resort to unconventional behavior like not tipping delivery drivers.

Understanding the Risks
While some may find the idea of pit bulls not tipping delivery drivers amusing, it is crucial to address the potential risks associated with such actions. Delivery drivers, already burdened with the pressures of their job, may perceive this behavior as aggressive or threatening. If not handled properly, it could lead to unnecessary conflicts and even accidents. It is important for both pit bull owners and delivery drivers to be aware of these risks and take appropriate precautions.

Conclusion
In conclusion, the phenomenon of pit bulls not tipping delivery drivers remains a perplexing puzzle. Whether driven by curiosity, mischief, or a combination of factors, these canines continue to surprise us with their unconventional behavior. As we strive to better understand the motivations behind their actions, it is essential to recognize the potential risks involved and promote responsible pet ownership. By doing so, we can ensure the safety and well-being of both pit bulls and delivery drivers in our communities.

Are you surprised that pit bulls are douchebags when they order delivery?

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TopicRemember to Vote Blue This November, Virginia
PaintGimmick
10/30/23 6:47:13 PM
#48
I can't vote in Virginia or else I would be liable to voter fraud laws

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TopicWords that don't rhyme with anything.
PaintGimmick
10/30/23 12:48:09 PM
#19
"grape" doesn't rhyme with "anything"

There are actually very few words to rhyme with "anything" so it would be easier if you listed those instead of every word that doesn't

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TopicHow bout you, Sideburns?
PaintGimmick
10/30/23 12:46:05 PM
#12
Southernfatman posted...
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace. I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
No you don't

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TopicHow bout you, Sideburns?
PaintGimmick
10/30/23 10:27:56 AM
#4
rexcrk posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/6/AACE4xAAE_NK.jpg
Well Mr Burns had done it
The power plant had won it

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TopicHow bout you, Sideburns?
PaintGimmick
10/30/23 7:39:17 AM
#1
You want some of this milk?

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TopicWhy is everyone posting Tifa AI images all the sudden?
PaintGimmick
10/29/23 5:34:50 PM
#40
Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.

I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.

Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters).

Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.

It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.
Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.

It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.

Fuck!

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TopicWe... we really need warnings not to smash our faces in with a hammer.
PaintGimmick
10/26/23 11:11:06 AM
#27
Ha, who would be dumb enough to hit themselves with a hammer

What's behind my back? Nothing

Certainly not a hammer if that's what you're asking...

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Topicreviews for the Five Nights at Freddy's movie aren't good, so far
PaintGimmick
10/26/23 7:44:07 AM
#5
I am shocked... SHOCKED!

Well, not that shocked

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TopicGot a job offer that pays 20k more than my current job
PaintGimmick
10/26/23 7:42:59 AM
#6
As long as it doesn't involve bear traps, or having sex with old ladies for money, you're golden

Personally, those are my 2 bugaboos

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TopicOk guys. Im conflicted. Need dating advice
PaintGimmick
10/25/23 10:02:18 PM
#13
threesome

oh, also plural marriage is an option

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TopicPost whatever* you want in this topic.
PaintGimmick
10/23/23 4:44:09 PM
#146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJTGAtLH7Hw

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TopicSBAllah is dead
PaintGimmick
10/20/23 11:20:36 AM
#462
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/0/AAevhXAAE9FI.jpg

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TopicThis is Pomni
PaintGimmick
10/20/23 10:16:32 AM
#16
Alchemist_Emil posted...
What does she do?
She passes butter

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TopicWhich 90s Disney villain had the worst outcome (SPOILERS)
PaintGimmick
10/20/23 10:15:49 AM
#16
EwokCommanda posted...
Gaston because he was everyone's favorite guy.
Everyone's awed and inspired by him

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TopicHow did Spider-Man break up with Doc Ock's girlfriend?
PaintGimmick
10/20/23 8:03:37 AM
#4
He put some dirt in her eye

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TopicWhich 90s Disney villain had the worst outcome (SPOILERS)
PaintGimmick
10/20/23 8:02:32 AM
#6
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yes, and it would count if 1989 was included in the 1990s

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TopicWhich 90s Disney villain had the worst outcome (SPOILERS)
PaintGimmick
10/20/23 7:44:54 AM
#1
Disney wasn't pulling punches with some of these, eh?

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TopicIce Spice's birthday is 1/1/2000.
PaintGimmick
10/20/23 7:34:30 AM
#23
BurmesePenguin posted...
Whats an ice spice?
New seasonal beverage at Dunkin'

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TopicJon Stewart's 'THE PROBLEM' has been cancelled by Apple
PaintGimmick
10/19/23 7:33:47 PM
#9
If Apple pisses off China, where are they going to find the kids to make their iPhones?

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TopicFinally picked up some new ULTRA RARE* SNES games!
PaintGimmick
10/17/23 9:12:46 PM
#10
None of those games were published by Ultra (totally not a Konami shell corporation) or Rare

I feel deceived

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Topiccasting for the fire nation int he live action avatar series
PaintGimmick
10/17/23 8:27:43 PM
#21
That's Avatar?

Where's all the blue people at?

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TopicDid you Bianca contests as a kid?
PaintGimmick
10/16/23 10:12:12 PM
#14
Can't believe this is valid again already

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/3/AAevhXAAE8Md.jpg

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TopicElon Musk as 10 years to become the mosy success Burger King franchise owner.
PaintGimmick
10/16/23 5:49:50 PM
#8
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/3/AAevhXAAE8Md.jpg

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TopicWho was the bigger icon: USHER or JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE??
PaintGimmick
10/09/23 8:16:08 AM
#7
According to my research, Usher is 5'8" and Timberlake is 5'11", making Timberlake the bigger one

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TopicPotatoes are the greatest vegetable known to mankind.
PaintGimmick
10/08/23 6:08:51 PM
#41
PO-TAY-TOES!

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

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