Lurker > Pepys_Monster

It's depressing to see. Maybe Agent Sebastian is losing the will to do it. Maybe he doesn't want to put himself in as much danger. But if so, he should get an apprentice who is younger and bolder to push the envelope. Provoke lazybones more than ever.

Anything can be claimed to be trolling. The only true way to not get modded is to not post.

Fictional characters?

My brother said that he's planning to start a family with his wife. As the older brother, I have to do that first.

Murphiroth posted...

Ask your girlfrie-oh wait lmao

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MichaeI_Vick posted...

TC is the weirdest person in CE, this individual really needs to be locked up in a prison cell for the rest of their life

Why?

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Why can't bi men have sexual tension with bi or straight women?

They can. But in today's dating market, women have extremely high standards. They want a man with six-pack abs, a six-figure career, who is six feet tall.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

A gay man and a lesbian. Fuck off.

lol, you are right. You win the prize! Never mind that bi or straight women and straight men have sexual tension every day.

yusiko posted...

so he opened with blatant sexism
and now has moved on to lying to paint another user as a sexual predator
thats pretty fucked up

https://youtu.be/zE7PKRjrid4

electricbugs2 posted...

Still waiting on proof champ. Arent you tired of the entire topic clowning you for your lies?

It would've been better if you said "Oh yeah, the biker dad. That girl was 22, though." The truth is, she was 17.

electricbugs2 posted...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_events

Are you really going to pretend that your female friend didn't have a biker father that you were afraid of? This should pop into your mind easily. You must be very ashamed.

We all know what really happened.

Tyranthraxus posted...

Pepy seriously man you need to admit you got bugs confused with someone else or are misremembering a story or both.

No, man. He took a 17 year old girl named Kaylee to McDonald's at high rate of speed, and he was SLAMMING. Her father was a biker who threatened him. He made a topic about it. It's true.

electricbugs2 posted...

No lmao. I even gave a list of my exs names against my better judgment, and he still keeps going.

Who was the girl you took to McDonald's? God damn, stop denying it.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Bro you need to provide proof or shut the fuck up. This topic is getting block-worthy. False accusations are pretty messed up. I can handle your boring whining about your ex, but when it turns into this kind of shit, that's too much.

This is 100% true, and if he can't even say "Oh, there was that girl with the biker dad, but she was 22" or something, he's straight up trying to hide the truth.

electricbugs2 posted...

No such scenario ever occurred. Again, for a third time, proof?

Come on, man. Think hard. There was a girl with a biker father. You can debunk this whole thing if you can shed light on it.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

guys it's over 150 posts now

it's time to stop posting in this topic

It's time for him to admit he took 17 y/o Kaylee to McDonald's "at a high rate of speed" and got threatened by her father.

Concreterock2 posted...

Dont you think you should be focused more on yourself than arguing about ancient news that you probably are wrong about?

You're defending a guy who took a 17 year old girl to McDonald's.

electricbugs2 posted...

Lmao, havent had a girlfriend in four years. More proof that youre making up lies.

You were in the friendzone, but her dad still threatened you because she was 17 and you were 27. Try to remember. He was a biker.

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electricbugs2 posted...

I mean when I was a freshman in college I posted about hanging out at McDonalds a lot, but that was me and the bois when I was even more perpetually single than I am now. Its like hes taken actual posts I made and then came up with a fake scenario around them which is pretty sad.

Pretty funny that you pretend Kaylee's dad never threatened you even though you were so scared, you made a topic here hoping people would side with you.

Tyranthraxus posted...

I gotta say I never remembered anyone posting a story here about being threatened in McDonald's.

This sounds like a stitched up Frankenstein's monster of several different stories from Duncan but I still don't think he ever dated anyone with a biker dad.

Duncan is at least honest. Electricbugs2 was scared to death of a girl's biker dad, and pretend it never happened.

electricbugs2 posted...

No, that never happened.

It did. You said he was a biker and he was frightening.

electricbugs2 posted...

It wouldnt even be that, since the Arugula stories are things that actually happened, just posted in a ridiculous way with goofy catch phrases and caps lock.

This McDonalds biker story is just straight made up. It never happened.

LOL. You took a 17 year old girl to McDonald's and her dad told you to never talk to her again or he'll kick your ass. You made a topic about it.

electricbugs2 posted...

So no proof then. Gotcha. Again, quit making up stories.

The fact that you're in denial about it makes it so much funnier.

electricbugs2 posted...

Proof?

You think I'm sad enough to know the URL of the archive site and find your specific topic? Just confess.

They're both powerful Romans from the 13th Legion.

electricbugs2 posted...

Ive never dated or so much as had a fling with a girl whos biker dad threatened me in a McDonalds. These made up stories are doing you no favours.

It's pretty damn funny that you deny something that obviously happened. You expressed extreme fear of her biker father after taking her to McDonald's.

Concreterock2 posted...

OP, how old are you? @pepys_monster

35 in 8 days.

electricbugs2 posted...

No, that never happened.

Yes, it did. You thought CE would take your side. They laughed. For more context, you said he was a biker. Remember now?

electricbugs2 posted...

Names of my exs are Brittany, Rachel, Emma, Christina and Mya. Never even known someone named Kaylee.

Again, please stop making up stories, shits weird af.

You know damn well the girl you took to McDonald's had a dad who threatened you.

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"Adults"

electricbugs2 posted...

What the hell are you even on about lmao. Again, please stop making shit up. Its weird.

You were literally scared of her dad, and admitted it on CE. Her name was Kaylee or something.

VampireCoyote posted...

how is this even a dig at someone

oh yeah well you met a girl at a place and her dad went nuts!

He was so afraid of her dad, that he made a topic on CE.

electricbugs2 posted...

I only turned 30 at the end of last year and havent had a serious relationship since 2019. Please stop making up lies.

You tried to make yourself sound alpha even though her dad was the alpha male.

electricbugs2 posted...

It never happened. Not sure why hes making up stories.

Dude, you literally made a topic about taking a female friend to McDonald's and her dad threatening to kick your ass for being a dude in his 30s.

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Watch him not deny it.

electricbugs2 posted...

Another pathetic topic from Pepy. Surprise, surprise.

From: The guy who took a girl to McDonald's and got threatened by her dad.

NoxObscuras posted...

I really hope this is all part of your gimmick and not how things actually are for you...

I just don't bother with platonic friendships with girls anymore.

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Women always unfriend me in the end, so I put no effort into friendships with them anymore.

Who do you think would win an all out fight? I say Lucius Vorenus because Pullo was a tough man, but he didn't have the smarts Vorenus did.

GeraldDarko posted...

It's a very narrow portion of the truth. If you only look at this one sliver of a piece, you aren't seeing the truth.

I'm sure gamefaqs.gamespot.com knows better than a guy with an attractive girlfriend.

Concreterock2 posted...

TC, youve been on this site for 20 years. What made you think people on this site would be accepting of this thread?

Its truthfulness is self-evident.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

Jeez I hope you just take a sleeping pill instead

I take melatonin on occasion. A family told me that melatonin is bad for young people, but okay for old people knocking on death's door.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

It works fairly well and I have had the best results on it.

What's your opinion? I don't know what those illnesses are like. Do you get psychosis? That's mostly what I dislike. The negative symptoms are pretty bad too.

Yes, I have psychosis. Sometimes, I want to find my ex-girlfriend and tell her that the last 2 years didn't happen, she's still mine, and that her new boyfriend never existed.

I suffer from depression, PTSD, ASD, Narcissistic personality disorder, and BPD. That's just my opinion, though.

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No, they aren't.