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That'd be a neat trick considering I'm not Floridian.

Thank you.

Go

Trump

Lost

It was in an irredeemable location. Usually I try to put them outside. May you find the happiness you were denied this life in the next, little buddy.

A_Good_Boy posted...

Is he sexually harassing more people because of a shopping cart again?

Say what?

Did CE give up on him?

rexcrk posted...

An acceptable ranking of Star Wars, but Id put Attack of the Clones last. And A New Hope first.

I love all 3 of the OT movies so tbh they would be equal in my heart. I was in middle school when III came out and I always had a soft spot for it.

ironman2009 posted...

Star wars

Yeah

Not mega man.

Didn't expect all these replies lol.

solosnake posted...

She probably thought you were gay lol

She actually did a couple of years prior to this happening but I made it abundantly clear to her I wasn't. After this unfortunate event, we fooled around a couple of times but never all the way.

Now she, unfortunately, has been on and off of meth and I live 2000 miles away. So I feel like I dodged a bullet tbh.

superben posted...

How was thy booty?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/7/AAe57MAAEr0j.jpg

HANGtheDJ_86 posted...

How old was you?

Both 18

I did nothing. We went to her room. I still did nothing. Didn't make any kind of moves.I realize now what she was doing.

I have made a terrible mistake.

How are you not Duncan

You tell it to pretend to have a rude argument with a Republican and it spits absolute fire. AI yet again straling jobs from honest folk.

No pics because personal information but you all should give it a try!

ssj3vegeta posted...

Da fuck are dose posts

Once upon a time in sunny Florida, there lived a man named Vegy. Vegy was an average guy, living a normal life, and enjoying the warm weather and beautiful beaches that the state had to offer. He had a routine that involved browsing the internet in his spare time, where he stumbled upon various interesting and quirky posts. However, one particular post he came across left him rather perplexed.

One lazy Saturday afternoon, Vegy sat in his cozy living room, scrolling through his favorite social media platform. As he skimmed through posts about food, travel, and funny memes, one post caught his eye it was about "butts." The post had a cryptic title that read, "Unlock the Secrets of the Magical Butts!"

Intrigued by the bizarre title, Vegy clicked on the post, expecting to find a humorous or nonsensical content. But to his surprise, it was nothing like that. Instead, the post seemed to be discussing the mysteries and hidden meanings behind different shapes and sizes of human buttocks. It went into great detail about the correlation between the shape of a person's derriere and their personality traits.

Feeling both amused and bewildered, Vegy couldn't believe what he was reading. "Is this some kind of joke or satire?" he wondered. He scrolled further, hoping to find a punchline, but the post was oddly serious and filled with diagrams and charts comparing various butt shapes to character traits like "ambitious apple-bottoms" and "modest peach derrieres."

Confused and increasingly suspicious, Vegy decided to read the comments to see how others were reacting to this bizarre post. To his surprise, he found a mix of reactions. Some people seemed to take it as a funny and harmless joke, while others debated the legitimacy of the so-called "buttology" theories.

As he delved deeper into the rabbit hole of butt-related discussions, Vegy stumbled upon a community of self-proclaimed "buttologists." They passionately discussed the subject, citing obscure studies and sharing personal anecdotes about how their own lives supposedly aligned with their unique butt shapes.

Vegy couldn't believe he was spending his Saturday afternoon getting involved in such a strange online subculture. He laughed at the absurdity of it all, but there was a small part of him that couldn't shake the lingering curiosity. "What if there's something more to this buttology thing?" he thought, half-jokingly.

Still, he reminded himself that this whole thing was most likely just an internet prank or a weird social experiment. With a shrug, Vegy decided to put it all behind him, closing the browser and promising himself not to delve into any more obscure online communities.

From that day on, Vegy returned to his regular internet browsing habits, enjoying funny cat videos, keeping up with his friends' updates, and reading about the latest news and trends. The world of "buttology" slowly faded away from his mind, becoming nothing more than a peculiar memory.

As he continued to live his life in sunny Florida, Vegy learned that the internet could be a fascinating, quirky, and occasionally confusing place. But he also learned the importance of taking everything he read online with a grain of salt especially when it came to unusual subjects like the magical mysteries of butts!

I blinked my eyes open, greeted by a flood of sunlight seeping through the curtains. As my sleep-fogged vision cleared, I was met with a shocking sight. I sat up in bed, heart pounding, and took in the scene around me.

Butts. Everywhere.

Butts of all shapes and sizes, forming a peculiar circle around me. It was as if I had woken up in the middle of a butt-themed art installation. My mind raced, trying to comprehend what was happening. Was this some kind of practical joke? Had I stumbled into a bizarre dream?

Cautiously, I maneuvered through the maze of buttocks, making sure not to disturb the intricate arrangement. I couldn't help but notice the diversity before mebig butts, small butts, plump and firm ones, and even a few that were rather flat. It was an extraordinary spectacle, both amusing and bewildering.

My confusion grew until my gaze fell upon a small piece of paper resting on a nearby table. Trembling slightly, I reached for it and unfolded the note. The words scrawled on the page sent a surge of curiosity through me.

"Congratulations! You are the winner of the Great Butt Collection Contest. Enjoy your prize!"

A contest? I racked my brain, desperately trying to recall any contest I might have entered, but my memory failed me. I chuckled to myself, realizing how absurd the situation was. Who could have anticipated waking up to a room full of butts as a prize?

Deciding to embrace the unexpected adventure, I began exploring the room, marveling at the sheer variety of derrires surrounding me. Each butt seemed to have its own unique characteristics. Some were adorned with vibrant tattoos, while others wore playful patterns on their undergarments. A few even sported quirky accessories like miniature hats or bells.

As I roamed through this surreal landscape, time seemed to fade away. I found myself genuinely appreciating the diverse array of butts before me. It was as if they represented the kaleidoscope of human individualityeach one distinct and special in its own way. I couldn't help but smile at the thought.

Hours passed, and my fascination with the magnificent collection of behinds showed no signs of waning. The room had become a whimsical gallery, a celebration of diversity that sparked a newfound appreciation within me. I marveled at the uniqueness of each butt, chuckling at some and marveling at others.

Eventually, a knock at the door broke the spell. Startled, I made my way through the assemblage of butts, careful not to disturb their carefully arranged formation. Opening the door, I was greeted by a delivery person holding an enormous package.

"Congratulations on your win!" the delivery person exclaimed cheerfully. "Here's the grand prize, the Ultimate Butt Encyclopedia."

Taking the package, I thanked the delivery person, my mind still spinning from the surreal experience. Closing the door, I settled cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by my butt collection, and eagerly tore into the package.

As I flipped through the pages of the encyclopedia, I delved into the fascinating history, anatomy, and cultural significance of the posterior. What had begun as a bewildering and unexpected circumstance had now turned into a captivating journey of knowledge and self-discovery.

In the end, I realized that life often surprises us in the most peculiar ways. Waking up surrounded by butts may have initially seemed absurd, but it had become a profound reminder of the beauty in embracing diversity and the joy of embracing the unexpected. It was an unforgettable chapter in the story of my lifeone that taught me to appreciate the quirks that make us who we are, even if those quirks happened to be an unusual collection of behinds.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

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Oh I don't believe in tipping.

Wow how luxury

Then I went back to my luxury cardboard box to sleep on my luxury rock and cried into my luxury hands.

After banging 5 luxury hot chicks wearing 10 luxury as fuck watches of course.

Poast

MJOLNRVII posted...

Even worse. Are we at least splitting the rent? From the sound of things she might not even be able to afford it.

She can only pay if she makes enough off of superchats.

deoxxys posted...

Topic sounds like it's made by somebody who doesn't know anything about vtubers.

A vuber isn't typically going to be speaking Japanese unless she lives in Japan. Even most of the bilingual ones speaking Japanese, live in Japan and if they're speaking English in their stream it's usually because they live in America or another English speaking country.

Sounds like a win to me, she's making good money doing what she likes and without selling pics and videos of her body? Win

Sounds like you didn't actually read the topic. I said she *tries* to speak Japanese. Think cringe high-school anime club Japanese. And no, she's not making "good money" hence:

SSJ5_Goku posted...

She is a nobody vtuber that no one knows or cares about.

Starks posted...

Am I dating or fwb with this person?

No. You can try but it wouldn't be any easier than a normal person. 95% chance she sees you as a friend/brother.

Turbam posted...

Is she hot?

Roll a d20.

ironman2009 posted...

Deal. Free rent she can actually be an anime character for all I care.

I never said for free.

She is a nobody vtuber that no one knows or cares about. She streams at all hours of the day. Is ridicuously loud and tries to speak Japanese in a high pitched shrill voice. You're not allowed to post what she actually looks like online or share that you live with her.

She will ask you daily to watch her stream.

She does 0 house work and does not clean her gaming desk.

s0nicfan posted...

Shouldn't have used so many good boy points on tendies.

She took away my good boy points because I made fun of his soul patch.

She got it for ME because I was good at the grocery store but we were supposed to take turns. Any advice, CE?

AngelsNAirwav3s posted...

There is already strict age verification and ID requirements for online gambling, or getting tobacco/alcohol online. Not sure why everyone is so up in arms about putting the same restrictions on pornography.

The government doesn't need to know what I or any other person faps to. If "parents" want to "protect their kids" then thry can use the multitude of parental controls that already exist.

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