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| Topic | This 33 y/o Child SEX OFFENDER played SANTA CLAUSE and had KIDS on his Lap!! |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/29/17 2:02:36 AM #19 | Rika_Furude posted... why was a child sex offender allowed anywhere near children? he wasn't |
| Topic | University president forced to resign because of cheerleaders kneeling for the- |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/29/17 2:01:51 AM #90 | Did I stutter? |
| Topic | Robert Hanssen has been in solitary confinement for 16 years |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/29/17 2:01:19 AM #37 | Most of them deserve it |
| Topic | Xbox Live store currently is giving away season 1 anime for free, today only. |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/28/17 4:24:14 AM #9 | Awesome |
| Topic | This 33 y/o Child SEX OFFENDER played SANTA CLAUSE and had KIDS on his Lap!! |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/27/17 5:32:11 AM #18 | Rika_Furude posted... why was a child sex offender allowed anywhere near children? he wasn't |
| Topic | University president forced to resign because of cheerleaders kneeling for the- |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/27/17 5:31:23 AM #88 | Sounds like the time I had off from work I figured I'd do some shoppingat my local mall. As I was shopping, I felt the 3 redbulls I drank begging to leave my body and I rushed towards the bathroom. I was at the urinal peeing, minding my own business, when I heard grunts and a light plopping noise from one of the stalls. I immediately stopped peeing, mid-stream (no ordinary task). Something didn't sound right. I heard another grunt and another light plop and I realized this grunt was no ordinary grunt. Thankfully, I had recorded all the grunts on my phone, and I quickly ran them through an app I had downloaded a few days ago, Male Vocal Pattern Analyzer Lite (I'm not going to buy the full version lol). I analyzed the pitch and tone and realized that something was a little off - it did not match up with the voice patterns in the database. I immediately put away my penis and sprinted over to the stall. I kicked in the door with all my might and the door swung back, hitting the side of the stall with a huge THUD. "DUMP POLICE!" I hollered, forcing my way into the stall. On the toilet sat a man taking what looked to be squeezing out a very hard BM, probably due to weeks of poor hydration and fiber intake. "I'm sorry sir," I said to the man, sheathing my tanto and bowing in respect. "I noticed your vocal patterns were a little off and I-" I stopped speaking mid sentence. As I went down to gaze at his penis, I noticed that there was nothing there. Nothing. My blood ran cold and the color drained out of my face. It all made sense now. This was no regular man - this was a trans man. I had heard rumors of these men years ago, hushed stories around the campfire of people biologically born as one sex who experienced a different gender identity. I remember laughing it off, thinking that there could never possibly be anyone different than me, since, as many of you know, I am a huge Amiibo collector. But here I was, face to face with a transman. The men's room, a room I once called a restroom, no longer was a safe space where I could freely and openly communicate with my fellow man about how much corn was in our bowel movements - the restroom had become perverted, morphed from a safe haven for men to just a place where people pee and poop and then leave when they're done to go about their day. I turned to run, but the man had blocked the exit to the restroom. I tried to unsheath my tanto, but the man utilized his whip-like tongue to knock it out my hand. He stood over me, prepared to deliver the killing blow. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a shot rang out and the man dropped to the floor and disintegrated into a green slime. Emerging from the last stall was none other than Jeff "Puff Puff I'll Pass" Sessions. He rammed another silver bullet into his rifle, fired at the goo to ensure his kill, and then helped me up. "You did a great deed here, Mr. Shinobi," Jeff said. "Your policing of this bathroom has allowed me to peacefully take one of the most powerful BMs of my life. The poop hit the water with such force that the toilet water acted as a sort of makeshift bidet, allowing me to take a messy s*** but not even have to wipe. A dump like that comes once in a lifetime, and your good deed will not go unnoticed." Jeff "Puff Puff I'll Pass" Sessions reached into his fanny pack, pulled out a $25 Best Buy Gift Card, and handed it to me. "Use this on anything you like at over 1,900 Best Buy locations worldwide, or on their website, which offers a convenient shopping experience from the comfort of your own home." With that, Jeff gave me a kiss on the cheek and left the mens' room. I ran out to remind him to wash his hands, but like that, he was gone. |
| Topic | German government wants 'backdoor' access to every digital device. |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/27/17 5:30:56 AM #84 | knutjob posted... America wanted this 18 months ago. And they passed the bill that had it |
| Topic | University president forced to resign because of cheerleaders kneeling for the- |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/25/17 5:32:45 AM #85 | Sounds like the time I had off from work I figured I'd do some shoppingat my local mall. As I was shopping, I felt the 3 redbulls I drank begging to leave my body and I rushed towards the bathroom. I was at the urinal peeing, minding my own business, when I heard grunts and a light plopping noise from one of the stalls. I immediately stopped peeing, mid-stream (no ordinary task). Something didn't sound right. I heard another grunt and another light plop and I realized this grunt was no ordinary grunt. Thankfully, I had recorded all the grunts on my phone, and I quickly ran them through an app I had downloaded a few days ago, Male Vocal Pattern Analyzer Lite (I'm not going to buy the full version lol). I analyzed the pitch and tone and realized that something was a little off - it did not match up with the voice patterns in the database. I immediately put away my penis and sprinted over to the stall. I kicked in the door with all my might and the door swung back, hitting the side of the stall with a huge THUD. "DUMP POLICE!" I hollered, forcing my way into the stall. On the toilet sat a man taking what looked to be squeezing out a very hard BM, probably due to weeks of poor hydration and fiber intake. "I'm sorry sir," I said to the man, sheathing my tanto and bowing in respect. "I noticed your vocal patterns were a little off and I-" I stopped speaking mid sentence. As I went down to gaze at his penis, I noticed that there was nothing there. Nothing. My blood ran cold and the color drained out of my face. It all made sense now. This was no regular man - this was a trans man. I had heard rumors of these men years ago, hushed stories around the campfire of people biologically born as one sex who experienced a different gender identity. I remember laughing it off, thinking that there could never possibly be anyone different than me, since, as many of you know, I am a huge Amiibo collector. But here I was, face to face with a transman. The men's room, a room I once called a restroom, no longer was a safe space where I could freely and openly communicate with my fellow man about how much corn was in our bowel movements - the restroom had become perverted, morphed from a safe haven for men to just a place where people pee and poop and then leave when they're done to go about their day. I turned to run, but the man had blocked the exit to the restroom. I tried to unsheath my tanto, but the man utilized his whip-like tongue to knock it out my hand. He stood over me, prepared to deliver the killing blow. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a shot rang out and the man dropped to the floor and disintegrated into a green slime. Emerging from the last stall was none other than Jeff "Puff Puff I'll Pass" Sessions. He rammed another silver bullet into his rifle, fired at the goo to ensure his kill, and then helped me up. "You did a great deed here, Mr. Shinobi," Jeff said. "Your policing of this bathroom has allowed me to peacefully take one of the most powerful BMs of my life. The poop hit the water with such force that the toilet water acted as a sort of makeshift bidet, allowing me to take a messy s*** but not even have to wipe. A dump like that comes once in a lifetime, and your good deed will not go unnoticed." Jeff "Puff Puff I'll Pass" Sessions reached into his fanny pack, pulled out a $25 Best Buy Gift Card, and handed it to me. "Use this on anything you like at over 1,900 Best Buy locations worldwide, or on their website, which offers a convenient shopping experience from the comfort of your own home." With that, Jeff gave me a kiss on the cheek and left the mens' room. I ran out to remind him to wash his hands, but like that, he was gone. |
| Topic | This 33 y/o Child SEX OFFENDER played SANTA CLAUSE and had KIDS on his Lap!! |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/25/17 5:31:16 AM #17 | Rika_Furude posted... why was a child sex offender allowed anywhere near children? he wasn't |
| Topic | Roy Moore does an Interview with a 12 YEAR OLD Christian Conservative GIRL!! |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/24/17 1:25:40 AM #24 | glitteringfairy posted... FratMilkyHolme posted...Endofall posted...glitteringfairy posted...Hawt. He does like em young after all Obviously. You're a joke person after all |
| Topic | Just read about a dude showing his penis to a feminist rally |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/24/17 1:25:19 AM #108 | smoliske posted... FratMilkyHolme posted...smoliske posted...FratMilkyHolme posted...UnfairRepresent posted...He looks Eastern European oh really |
| Topic | 120lb woman: *points at 400lb woman* am I as fat as her? |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/23/17 3:17:11 AM #11 | 400 lb woman: I'm perfectly healthy |
| Topic | Roy Moore does an Interview with a 12 YEAR OLD Christian Conservative GIRL!! |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/22/17 2:52:24 AM #21 | glitteringfairy posted... FratMilkyHolme posted...Endofall posted...glitteringfairy posted...Hawt. He does like em young after all Obviously. You're a joke person after all |
| Topic | German government wants 'backdoor' access to every digital device. |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/22/17 2:51:34 AM #79 | EU |
| Topic | Just read about a dude showing his penis to a feminist rally |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/22/17 2:51:23 AM #107 | smoliske posted... FratMilkyHolme posted...smoliske posted...FratMilkyHolme posted...UnfairRepresent posted...He looks Eastern European oh really |
| Topic | CE am I out of line here? |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/21/17 1:57:54 AM #69 | |
| Topic | German government wants 'backdoor' access to every digital device. |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/19/17 11:20:16 PM #78 | EU |
| Topic | How many of this woman's standards do you meet? |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/19/17 10:14:32 PM #115 | I've seen daughters of CEOs be less pretentious |
| Topic | Roy Moore does an Interview with a 12 YEAR OLD Christian Conservative GIRL!! |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/19/17 10:13:44 PM #20 | glitteringfairy posted... FratMilkyHolme posted...Endofall posted...glitteringfairy posted...Hawt. He does like em young after all Obviously. You're a joke person after all |
| Topic | This 33 y/o Child SEX OFFENDER played SANTA CLAUSE and had KIDS on his Lap!! |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/19/17 10:11:31 PM #6 | Damn |
| Topic | Just read about a dude showing his penis to a feminist rally |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/19/17 10:11:13 PM #100 | smoliske posted... FratMilkyHolme posted...UnfairRepresent posted...He looks Eastern European what |
| Topic | Should these MtF trans women be legally required to use the male restroom? |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/18/17 10:10:43 PM #40 | CircleOfManias posted... FratMilkyHolme posted...A better question is whether those huge hairy ftm should be allowed in the women's room Exactly |
| Topic | How many of this woman's standards do you meet? |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/18/17 12:26:16 AM #109 | I've seen daughters of CEOs be less pretentious |
| Topic | Roy Moore does an Interview with a 12 YEAR OLD Christian Conservative GIRL!! |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/18/17 12:24:18 AM #16 | Endofall posted... glitteringfairy posted...Hawt. He does like em young after all Goddamn |
| Topic | CE am I out of line here? |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/16/17 9:33:39 PM #65 | |
| Topic | A major fire is burning in California; 27,000 people evacuating |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/16/17 9:31:38 PM #57 |  |
| Topic | Just read about a dude showing his penis to a feminist rally |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/16/17 9:20:48 PM #96 | UnfairRepresent posted... He looks Eastern European What |
| Topic | How many of this woman's standards do you meet? |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/16/17 2:14:31 AM #106 | I've seen daughters of CEOs be less pretentious |
| Topic | Roy Moore does an Interview with a 12 YEAR OLD Christian Conservative GIRL!! |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/15/17 8:35:22 PM #14 | Endofall posted... glitteringfairy posted...Hawt. He does like em young after all Goddamn |
| Topic | Should these MtF trans women be legally required to use the male restroom? |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/14/17 11:46:48 PM #37 | A better question is whether those huge hairy ftm should be allowed in the women's room |
| Topic | A major fire is burning in California; 27,000 people evacuating |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/12/17 8:46:40 PM #54 | |
| Topic | Should these MtF trans women be legally required to use the male restroom? |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/12/17 8:44:46 PM #35 | A better question is whether those huge hairy ftm should be allowed in the women's room |
| Topic | CE am I out of line here? |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/11/17 1:31:13 AM #60 | lol |
| Topic | Should these MtF trans women be legally required to use the male restroom? |
| FratMilkyHolme 12/11/17 12:57:32 AM #33 | A better question is whether those huge hairy ftm should be allowed in the women's room |
| Topic | My daughter playing her first video game by herself! (video) |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/24/17 5:28:41 AM #112 | bump |
| Topic | This 25 y/o Blonde Girl is dating a Man 33 YEARS OLDER than her!! Is She Hot?? |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/23/17 4:10:08 AM #44 | Damn sugar daddies |
| Topic | Remember Candace Bailey? |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/22/17 2:57:58 AM #30 | Letron_James posted... FratMilkyHolme posted...http://img4.bdbphotos.com/images/700x350/0/s/0sqft1ce6dkxkt1.jpg?skj2io4l fit body though |
| Topic | My daughter playing her first video game by herself! (video) |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/22/17 2:44:53 AM #111 | bum. |
| Topic | AMA about living in Japan |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/20/17 5:58:49 AM #83 | bump |
| Topic | Greek life BANNED at FSU after student death |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/19/17 5:27:19 AM #136 | >_> |
| Topic | Woman who married herself, cheats on herself |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/19/17 4:35:54 AM #49 | She looks like amy schumer |
| Topic | MtF: Is she hot? |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/19/17 4:34:36 AM #120 | Fuck her right in the pussy |
| Topic | "Killers are more important than their victims." - The American News |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/19/17 4:34:15 AM #22 | Questionmarktarius posted... Polycosm posted..."Killers are more interesting than victims." -The average American TV audience well said |
| Topic | There's a pussy in my soap dish |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/18/17 4:08:44 AM #78 | MabusIncarnate posted... FratMilkyHolme posted...Where does one buy this? Where dat? |
| Topic | This 25 y/o Blonde Girl is dating a Man 33 YEARS OLDER than her!! Is She Hot?? |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/17/17 1:30:53 AM #35 | Damn sugar daddies |
| Topic | "Killers are more important than their victims." - The American News |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/17/17 1:29:33 AM #21 | Questionmarktarius posted... Polycosm posted..."Killers are more interesting than victims." -The average American TV audience well said |
| Topic | Remember Candace Bailey? |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/17/17 12:23:27 AM #21 | |
| Topic | 18 y/o White Girl who TORTURED a Black Girl has been charged with a HATE CRIME!! |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/16/17 5:43:15 AM #24 | Shotgunnova posted... Fair, next. |
| Topic | Girl gets owned by boyriend (stolen from reddit) |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/16/17 3:46:17 AM #72 | PtlessAgmnts posted... Looked gf posted...FratMilkyHolme posted...AliceofInsanity posted...I certainly hope he was charged and convicted for assault afterwards. Thanks for the heads up |
| Topic | **Official Danganronpa V3 Discussion Thread** |
| FratMilkyHolme 11/15/17 4:52:59 AM #199 | wtf |
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