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TopicMy girlfriends wants me to medicate with her. Should I?
MFBKBass5
02/11/18 3:48:30 AM
#1
I dunno...not sure if I can take meditating seriously. Maybe Im just too childish about things lolololol
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TopicI forgot how nice sex on a regular basis is...daaaamn
MFBKBass5
02/08/18 9:06:33 AM
#9
silentwing26x posted...
congrats on the new gf!


Thanks!!! Its nice. Shes kind of amazing :)
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TopicI forgot how nice sex on a regular basis is...daaaamn
MFBKBass5
02/08/18 9:06:14 AM
#8
gumbercules89 posted...
josifrees posted...
Yeah its nice. Hope it lasts for you once I got married to the girl with regular basis sex it became once in a blue moon


Yep. Been with my wife for 9 years. We just seperated about 2 weeks ago. I havent had sex since december. This is the longest stretch since i was like 15.


Damn man. Im really sorry to hear that. How you doing?
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TopicI forgot how nice sex on a regular basis is...daaaamn
MFBKBass5
02/08/18 8:46:31 AM
#4
TopicI forgot how nice sex on a regular basis is...daaaamn
MFBKBass5
02/08/18 5:54:33 AM
#3
Kazi1212 posted...
the more you think its amazing now, the harder its gonna be when it ends


Damn thats depressing. Whos to say itll end? Got a great thing going with my girlfriend right now. Have a very good feeling about us.
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TopicI forgot how nice sex on a regular basis is...daaaamn
MFBKBass5
02/08/18 5:49:31 AM
#1
Havent had this since like...2011. Had a few one night stands, but its so nice to regularly have sex with a girl you like a lot :3

Plus you figure out all sorts of things about the girl. Her favorite positions, quirks, hot little things you notice she does. Drives me crazy in a good way ;)
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TopicITT list human glitches
MFBKBass5
02/06/18 7:25:53 AM
#6
Poooing your pants
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TopicI just found out my ex was a lesbian
MFBKBass5
02/06/18 7:24:24 AM
#21
TheGrindery posted...
So do you have some feminine features that helped her transition to this? Lol


Nice, clear skin maybe? Lol
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TopicI just found out my ex was a lesbian
MFBKBass5
02/06/18 7:18:07 AM
#19
Damn this **** kept me up all night for some reason.
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TopicI listened to the album Animals - Pink Floyd
MFBKBass5
02/06/18 2:07:27 AM
#27
One of the songs thats always stuck with me has been The Great Gig in the Sky. That chorus...hot damn.

It brings back memories of playing this one surf map on counter strike source wayyyyy back in the day over the summers and having ZERO other responsibilities in the world. Love it. Still calms me if Im upset or stressed.
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TopicI just found out my ex was a lesbian
MFBKBass5
02/06/18 1:21:06 AM
#18
CapnMuffin posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
We messed around a good amount. Mainly just me to her. She never wanted to do anything back. Damn. Now its obvious she didnt like guys. How did I not realize? What. The. ****.

I have been in the same boat brother. I got you.

She even commented once that I had nice legs and wondered what they would look like shaved. :|||||


Damn. I dont know why this is even making me so upset.
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TopicI just found out my ex was a lesbian
MFBKBass5
02/06/18 1:14:25 AM
#17
MuayThai85 posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
solosnake posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Tmk posted...
Why is it messing with your mind though? If anything I'd think this is relieving, because it means there was nothing like, wrong with you that caused the break up. You're entirely in the clear.


Because we dated for like 3 years and never had sex. And somehow I was ok with that? I dont even know why. Or what I was thinking. I love sex.

I cant believe I wasted 3 years of my life worrying about some chick who didnt even like guys. God damn it

maybe you are gay too? or asexual?


Lol nah. I love women. I was just lonely AF I guess. And thought maybe even just dating some girl was somehow fulfilling to my life. Its messed up.


If I was dating a girl who refused to have sex for 3 years for whatever reason, you can bet your ass I'd have a side chick. I wouldn't even hide it either. Straight up tell her that I have sexual needs and if she is unwilling to take care of them then I need someone who can.


It got to the point where I kind of did that. But felt too guilty to actually screw another girl. I wasted years of my life because I was lonely. Damn. My mind is seriously jacked up right now thinking on this.
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TopicI just found out my ex was a lesbian
MFBKBass5
02/06/18 1:12:33 AM
#13
We messed around a good amount. Mainly just me to her. She never wanted to do anything back. Damn. Now its obvious she didnt like guys. How did I not realize? What. The. ****.
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TopicI just found out my ex was a lesbian
MFBKBass5
02/06/18 1:10:06 AM
#10
solosnake posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Tmk posted...
Why is it messing with your mind though? If anything I'd think this is relieving, because it means there was nothing like, wrong with you that caused the break up. You're entirely in the clear.


Because we dated for like 3 years and never had sex. And somehow I was ok with that? I dont even know why. Or what I was thinking. I love sex.

I cant believe I wasted 3 years of my life worrying about some chick who didnt even like guys. God damn it

maybe you are gay too? or asexual?


Lol nah. I love women. I was just lonely AF I guess. And thought maybe even just dating some girl was somehow fulfilling to my life. Its messed up.
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TopicI just found out my ex was a lesbian
MFBKBass5
02/06/18 1:07:19 AM
#6
Godnorgosh posted...
She wasn't always a lesbian. Just after dating you.


Eh I think she always has been. Shes still a virgin...
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TopicI just found out my ex was a lesbian
MFBKBass5
02/06/18 1:06:52 AM
#5
Tmk posted...
Why is it messing with your mind though? If anything I'd think this is relieving, because it means there was nothing like, wrong with you that caused the break up. You're entirely in the clear.


Because we dated for like 3 years and never had sex. And somehow I was ok with that? I dont even know why. Or what I was thinking. I love sex.

I cant believe I wasted 3 years of my life worrying about some chick who didnt even like guys. God damn it
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TopicI just found out my ex was a lesbian
MFBKBass5
02/06/18 1:04:25 AM
#1
Apparently shes known for like a year she likes girls instead. We dated like 3 years on and off again. We finally broke up this past May for good...Damn.

This is messing with my mind. Holy ****. I knew something was up. I knew something was wrong. Jesus...
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TopicHaving sex with my gf after years of no sex is like being a virgin again
MFBKBass5
02/05/18 6:46:02 AM
#27
MabusIncarnate posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Oh now I see the confusion. I JUST started dating this girl. I had the dry spell. Weve only been dating a month lol

Ohhhh lmao. I thought you meant you have been with this girl for over 6 years and this was the first time in 6 years you have had sex. I was thinking like wtf is even going on here.


Nah thatd suckkkkkk
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TopicHaving sex with my gf after years of no sex is like being a virgin again
MFBKBass5
02/05/18 2:48:24 AM
#20
EnragedSlith posted...
sylverlolol posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
sylverlolol posted...
"She likes it" after a six year dry spell...won't say she's cheating on you but I can pretty much guarantee she wasn't fully satisfied lol


What are you talking about?

Exactly what you said. You're rusty and while she probably enjoyed a nice dicking, it's highly unlikely you left her satisfied after a six year dry spell. Use some common sense lol

Sex is about sharing an emotional connection. Its the physical manifestation of your feelings. It doesnt have to be good to be an amazing experience.


Agreed. Ive never had sex with a girl this GOOD at sex, though. Its kind of unreal. It also helps that shes crazy into me, and Im crazy into her. So the passion is honestly what makes it so damn good.
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TopicHaving sex with my gf after years of no sex is like being a virgin again
MFBKBass5
02/05/18 2:40:16 AM
#17
Pepys Monster posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
LiqiudusSnake posted...
Everyone is assuming TC and his girl were together the whole time. Common sense people, they are obviously a new couple


Why would someone date a girl for 6 years without having sex with that girl?

I didn't think this, but I could see a CEman dating an asexual girl for 6 years just to have somebody to hold hands with and kiss.


Fair.
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Topicwhat FPS do you have the fondle memory of?
MFBKBass5
02/05/18 2:39:43 AM
#13
Halo 2. Easily the greatest console shooter of all time. That was the prime of online gaming. I honestly dont think itll get much better than that.
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TopicHaving sex with my gf after years of no sex is like being a virgin again
MFBKBass5
02/05/18 2:37:55 AM
#15
LiqiudusSnake posted...
Everyone is assuming TC and his girl were together the whole time. Common sense people, they are obviously a new couple


Why would someone date a girl for 6 years without having sex with that girl?
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TopicHaving sex with my gf after years of no sex is like being a virgin again
MFBKBass5
02/05/18 2:34:14 AM
#9
Oh now I see the confusion. I JUST started dating this girl. I had the dry spell. Weve only been dating a month lol
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TopicHaving sex with my gf after years of no sex is like being a virgin again
MFBKBass5
02/05/18 2:33:05 AM
#8
sylverlolol posted...
"She likes it" after a six year dry spell...won't say she's cheating on you but I can pretty much guarantee she wasn't fully satisfied lol


What are you talking about?
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TopicHaving sex with my gf after years of no sex is like being a virgin again
MFBKBass5
02/05/18 2:22:26 AM
#3
Kitt posted...
She's cheating on you.


Lol ok
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TopicHaving sex with my gf after years of no sex is like being a virgin again
MFBKBass5
02/05/18 2:17:40 AM
#1
God damn. Definitely feel a bit rusty...but oh well. She likes it so thats all that matters ;)

A nearly 6 year dry spell is crazy though. Feels good to be at it again. Literally ;)
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TopicSomeone just tried to delivery me court documents...should I be worried?
MFBKBass5
02/03/18 3:58:06 PM
#15
0TiamaT0 posted...
If you owe a large hospital bill and have been ignoring calls from collections, it is entirely possible they want to take you to court.

You need to contact an attorney to help you get this taken care of. Otherwise, you can have a lien placed on your paycheck.

Or worst-case scenario, the Sheriffs can come and take possession of your property equal to what you owe.

Oftentimes, collection agencies are willing to take a settlement on debt, sometimes as much as fifty percent. But you need to get in contact with an attorney.

DO NOT go to a debt settlement company. They are only out for your money. They will sometimes take as much as fifty cents on every dollar you pay toward a debt.


Ok so Wells Fargo is suing me for a credit card debt? I had a bit of a rough patch last year when I lost my job...****.
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TopicSomeone just tried to delivery me court documents...should I be worried?
MFBKBass5
02/03/18 3:25:34 PM
#13
16-BITTER posted...
Typical collections will send you letters or make phone calls for awhile, not jump right into legal oroceedings.


Eh. I've gotten a lot of phone calls in the past that I usually ignore TBQH. Have no idea when it's a scam person calling, and something actually important.
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TopicSomeone just tried to delivery me court documents...should I be worried?
MFBKBass5
02/03/18 3:22:28 PM
#8
TheDarkCircle posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
0TiamaT0 posted...
Dont accept the papers.

This person sounds like a process server. If that is the case, as soon as you accept them, a countdown starts on what you can do about it.

Take the time to find out what is going on first. Its most likely about a car accident or a large debt.

Once youve figured out what it most likely concerns, contact a lawyer that handles that kind of case.

Initial consultations for this kind of thing are usually free. They can help you decide how to move forward with the situation.


The only large debt I can think of is a hospital bill that I got...I couldn't pay all last year because I lost my job. I can pay now though. Hmm..honestly kind of forgot about that bill as it was 2 years ago. Damn it.


Sounds like you've been put into collections


Well ****. If I can start making payments again will they drop whatever lawsuit? I have NO idea how this works. Damn it.

Shouldn't be asking for legal advice on CE lolz
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TopicSomeone just tried to delivery me court documents...should I be worried?
MFBKBass5
02/03/18 3:19:29 PM
#6
0TiamaT0 posted...
Dont accept the papers.

This person sounds like a process server. If that is the case, as soon as you accept them, a countdown starts on what you can do about it.

Take the time to find out what is going on first. Its most likely about a car accident or a large debt.

Once youve figured out what it most likely concerns, contact a lawyer that handles that kind of case.

Initial consultations for this kind of thing are usually free. They can help you decide how to move forward with the situation.


The only large debt I can think of is a hospital bill that I got...I couldn't pay all last year because I lost my job. I can pay now though. Hmm..honestly kind of forgot about that bill as it was 2 years ago. Damn it.
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TopicSomeone just tried to delivery me court documents...should I be worried?
MFBKBass5
02/03/18 3:10:32 PM
#3
FL81 posted...
This sounds like a scam of some sort.


The card had a logo for "K . D . S" then "Kathy's Delivery Service" under it. Googling it, I found no info for it.
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TopicSomeone just tried to delivery me court documents...should I be worried?
MFBKBass5
02/03/18 3:08:58 PM
#1
Have NO idea what for. They apparently knocked at my door when I wasn't home and left a card saying "I have court documents for ______" then please call this number for re-delivery.

Just called and she's delivering them in like 20 minutes. I have NO idea what for. Should I be worried?
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TopicSaw that movie "Call Me By Your Name" with my gf and her gay friend
MFBKBass5
02/01/18 9:13:00 AM
#12
UncleBourbon33 posted...
This is what passes for good movies to liberals.


Its a love story. Who cares if they happen to be gay?
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TopicSaw that movie "Call Me By Your Name" with my gf and her gay friend
MFBKBass5
02/01/18 9:05:52 AM
#9
UncleBourbon33 posted...
Is that the gross movie where he fucks a peach and then the other guy eats it?


Yeahhhh. That scene was disgusting. Did not need to see that.
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TopicSaw that movie "Call Me By Your Name" with my gf and her gay friend
MFBKBass5
02/01/18 8:54:20 AM
#3
27_Sandman_40 posted...
I dont like oscar bait so Ill have to pass


How is it Oscar bait?
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TopicSaw that movie "Call Me By Your Name" with my gf and her gay friend
MFBKBass5
02/01/18 8:39:45 AM
#1
Man that movie was intense. Fairly awkward subject matter....especially for the first time meeting some of her friends. Jesus.

Spectacular movie though. Painful to watch sometimes. But it was BEAUTIFULLY shot, had a stellar soundtrack with Sufjan Stevens, and everything was shot in Italy.

Well worth the worth, whether youre straight or homosexual. 9.4/10. Havent seen a movie make me that emotional in a long time.
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TopicI JUST started dating this girl and she wants me to go on trips w/her
MFBKBass5
01/31/18 11:56:51 AM
#31
ClockworkHare posted...
dolomedes posted...
that's not a "good point" wtf

that's a cynical paranoid point

maybe she wants company because driving alone for several hours is boring and maybe she just likes your company

No, it is a valid point.

I didn't say all women who want a road trip with a new guy want to bleed his wallet dry. I implied that only some women do just that. Hell there's literally websites coaching them on tactics like that, similar to PUA crap for guys. That is something to be cautious about as a man looking for a relationship. Just like women have to watch out for red flags and dodge bullets in dating, men have their own share to avoid.

When a guy is thirsty as fuck for a girlfriend, the manipulative women pick up on that. It's clear as day. And they think of ways to exploit that for their own gain.

Not all women are like that; I would say not even most. However, manipulative users can also be female. That's a fact.


Yeahhh this girl is genuinely a good person, I found that out very quickly once we started dating. Honestly, I might love her already :O

Also, she's not a gold digger hahaha. She's in med school to become a doctor and will make significantly more than me hahahaha
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TopicI shouldn't be able to run a 5k while weighing 255...
MFBKBass5
01/31/18 7:09:43 AM
#25
Burayan posted...
rip TCs knees


Nah. I never have knee problems, honestly. And honestly I dont look THAT fat. Just have a beer belly...I like craft beer a bit too much I suppose.
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TopicI shouldn't be able to run a 5k while weighing 255...
MFBKBass5
01/31/18 7:02:52 AM
#22
XXHornDogXX posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Running 3 miles in 35 minutes is not athletic.


Dude how many fat people you see can even run ONE mile?

I didn't think of that. I guess that's good for a fat guy. IDK, though. I've never been fat.


Im like a normal person trapped in a fat persons body. Damn it. I need to lose weight...

Stop saying it and just do it. Start by simply eating a lot less. Weight loss is all about diet and caloric intake.

However, I still commend you for being able to run a 5k in general while being that heavy. You definitely have the mindset to maintain an active lifestyle, just work on your diet otherwise progress will be very slow


I know I know...thats what Ive always struggled with honestly. I used to be SUPER picky until recently. As in like, I couldnt even eat a salad until like 3 years ago hah. Losing weight is simple and I get that, but I get tempted by food too often :/
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TopicI shouldn't be able to run a 5k while weighing 255...
MFBKBass5
01/31/18 2:43:25 AM
#17
slikker posted...
I dunno man... it's possible that I'm living in a bubble but mid 30s seems... pedestrian slow... like you can take anyone off the street and they can make that time. I run 5ks on the regular for boxing and I have to be REALLY slacking off/borderline walking on my run to hit anywhere near the 30 minute mark. I feel like I would literally have to walk half the distance to get 35 mins. We've got about 5 amateur heavyweights at our gym who are 230+ and they can all run 5ks in the 25-28 min range and these guys are far from athletic. Hell, a few of them look flat out obese and can definitely move down a weight class or two.


Yeah but youre seeing bigger guys who are in an athetlic activity.

You gotta think. I doubt half of the people
You see on the streets can even run a 9 minute mile...and definitely not 3 12 minutes miles. People are lazy af and dont exercise lol
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TopicI JUST started dating this girl and she wants me to go on trips w/her
MFBKBass5
01/31/18 2:16:11 AM
#28
ClockworkHare posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Granted. Just a road trip to a town a few hours away. But she also wants me to meet her friends. Weve only hung out like 4 times? But were I guess officially a couple as of last night

Is this a red flag?

It is when she "wants to travel with you " because she wants you to pay for everything, especially the gas.

If she just naturally contributes her share to the trip without being asked, then she's fine.


Thats a good point. So far on dates she and I basically take turns. Ill pay for a meal one day, then she will. If we go out to bars, we take turns buying drinks usually. First girl Ive ever dated who likes it equal. Shes a keeper :3
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TopicI shouldn't be able to run a 5k while weighing 255...
MFBKBass5
01/31/18 2:14:51 AM
#15
Sativa_Rose posted...
It seems like people who were once athletic but then get fat are still more capable of athletics than people who were always fat. Part of it might be that you know how to push yourself and proper form and stuff, but it seems like there is also some lasting effect of that earlier fitness.


I guess logic would say this all makes sense actually...haha. Damn it science!!!
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TopicI shouldn't be able to run a 5k while weighing 255...
MFBKBass5
01/31/18 2:00:45 AM
#11
darkprince45 posted...
Weren't you really skinny


Me? Uhhh. Many years ago haha. Like in 2011. I used to weight 165 then, and was the same height :O
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TopicI shouldn't be able to run a 5k while weighing 255...
MFBKBass5
01/31/18 1:57:59 AM
#8
Pepys Monster posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Running 3 miles in 35 minutes is not athletic.


Dude how many fat people you see can even run ONE mile?

I didn't think of that. I guess that's good for a fat guy. IDK, though. I've never been fat.


Im like a normal person trapped in a fat persons body. Damn it. I need to lose weight...
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TopicI shouldn't be able to run a 5k while weighing 255...
MFBKBass5
01/31/18 1:50:33 AM
#4
Pepys Monster posted...
Running 3 miles in 35 minutes is not athletic.


Dude how many fat people you see can even run ONE mile?
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TopicI shouldn't be able to run a 5k while weighing 255...
MFBKBass5
01/31/18 1:39:28 AM
#1
I dont understand. Ive gained a decent amount of lately but have always been fairly into running 5ks. But Im 62 and 255...which is sadly the heaviest Ive ever been. Yet I can run a 5k in about 34-36 minutes(includes some walking in there)

Is it possibible to be fat but still athletic? No right? Its weird. I need to run more and get back to 220. Damn it.
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TopicI JUST started dating this girl and she wants me to go on trips w/her
MFBKBass5
01/31/18 1:25:39 AM
#24
EnragedSlith posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
You know, Im biased because I got burned by an ex that treated me like she was falling in love before dumping my ass out of the blue. She acted intensely into me most of the time we dated from an early point on. Friends and family first month, extended family month three, dumped three weeks later

Is it a red flag? No. She likes you, bro. She feels comfortable with you. Those are good things.

The issue with moving fast is that you can get caught up in butterflies without a stable foundation to back them up. So shes giving you these strong signs. You feed into them. Its going great, but you dont know each other super well yet. A month or two in, it strikes one of you that theres something missing. Maybe a side of your personality shows through no longer masked by those butterflies. Maybe committment terrifies one of you. So now youve got this intense emotional backdrop in a relationship that isnt going to work due to incompatibility, personal issues, or timing, and someone is getting crushed.


Jesus. This is one of the most insightful posts Ive seen on CE haha. But nah. Ive done that in the past. Its different with this girl.

Shes actually super mature, honest, and VERY forward with how she feels and thinks. She wears her heart on her sleeve. We kinda just instantly clicked, even before the lovey dovey stuff. We have actual conversations about life, and talk about anything and everything.

Shes intectually stimulating, which I love. And I guess she thinks Im the same. Im actually fairly certain Ill be with her for a long time. Shes fantastic. Or Im just blinded by the *****.

Well, thats how I felt, too. As did family and friends. Everyone stared at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead when I said welp, Caitlin dumped me.

So yeah, I will never not advocate exercising caution and restraint now. Advice from a broken man.


Jesus man. Youre dark. I get exercising a small amount of caution. But idk man I think sometimes its ok to just yourself fall for somebody.
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TopicI JUST started dating this girl and she wants me to go on trips w/her
MFBKBass5
01/30/18 4:43:29 PM
#23
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
My rule is never plan something further in advance than you've known them.

Anyways I don't think a road trip or meeting her friends is weird.


Solid advice. Sounds like some Ted from HIMYM advice right there.
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TopicI JUST started dating this girl and she wants me to go on trips w/her
MFBKBass5
01/30/18 2:22:10 PM
#19
EnragedSlith posted...
You know, Im biased because I got burned by an ex that treated me like she was falling in love before dumping my ass out of the blue. She acted intensely into me most of the time we dated from an early point on. Friends and family first month, extended family month three, dumped three weeks later

Is it a red flag? No. She likes you, bro. She feels comfortable with you. Those are good things.

The issue with moving fast is that you can get caught up in butterflies without a stable foundation to back them up. So shes giving you these strong signs. You feed into them. Its going great, but you dont know each other super well yet. A month or two in, it strikes one of you that theres something missing. Maybe a side of your personality shows through no longer masked by those butterflies. Maybe committment terrifies one of you. So now youve got this intense emotional backdrop in a relationship that isnt going to work due to incompatibility, personal issues, or timing, and someone is getting crushed.


Jesus. This is one of the most insightful posts Ive seen on CE haha. But nah. Ive done that in the past. Its different with this girl.

Shes actually super mature, honest, and VERY forward with how she feels and thinks. She wears her heart on her sleeve. We kinda just instantly clicked, even before the lovey dovey stuff. We have actual conversations about life, and talk about anything and everything.

Shes intectually stimulating, which I love. And I guess she thinks Im the same. Im actually fairly certain Ill be with her for a long time. Shes fantastic. Or Im just blinded by the *****.
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TopicI JUST started dating this girl and she wants me to go on trips w/her
MFBKBass5
01/30/18 2:19:19 PM
#17
mipond posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
mipond posted...
I don't think it's a big deal unless you don't want people knowing your dating. It's not like she is asking you to go somewhere for two weeks. It's kind of cute she wants her friends to meet you...she must think u are special.


Yeah I think she already loves me though and doesnt wanna say it because she thinks Id judge her.

Or maybe she wants you to say it first


True. She also calls me love. Its getting kinda weird. Yet flattering
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