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| Topic | Why are RPGs with random battles still being made? |
| Resolution 02/01/18 5:33:36 AM #30 | Random battles are fine as long as they're not too frequent --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Scenario: Ugly ass manlet fucked your wife and is bragging about it TO YOUR FACE |
| Resolution 02/01/18 5:13:36 AM #2 | What's the deal with the fake suicide --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Black Panther soundtrack revealed |
| Resolution 02/01/18 4:15:06 AM #197 | Makeveli_lives posted... Nostradumbass posted...No country? Lmfao --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Black Panther soundtrack revealed |
| Resolution 02/01/18 4:11:31 AM #194 | dave_is_slick posted... Zikten posted...I've never heard of a person who hated rock music. or pop. No it's entirely plausible, considering he doesn't leave the house His knowledge of the real world is strictly limited to what he reads on CE --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | We regret to inform you that Rugrats now has a porn parody |
| Resolution 02/01/18 4:04:48 AM #13 | I could've gone my whole life without knowing that --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Man wins lottery; dies the next day. |
| Resolution 02/01/18 3:06:47 AM #3 | An old man Turned 98 He won the lottery And died the next day --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | What is Kiwi farm? |
| Resolution 02/01/18 3:02:29 AM #11 | Yeah, Dawkins got a thread made about him. Generally the people who do are exceptional people on YouTube. Kent (Black Elliot Rodger) had his own thread and that was when I learned about the forum. They track people's personal information too --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | White girl: "Black guys only." |
| Resolution 02/01/18 12:18:03 AM #14 | 3khc posted... Resolution posted...Tadamoto38 posted...I don't understand black guy's fascination with white girls. They're usually skinny, have thin lips, no boobs, and definitely no ass. "No boobs and no ass" isn't even close to accurate --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | What is Kiwi farm? |
| Resolution 02/01/18 12:17:21 AM #2 | It's a very toxic forum --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | White girl: "Black guys only." |
| Resolution 02/01/18 12:13:51 AM #12 | Tadamoto38 posted... I don't understand black guy's fascination with white girls. They're usually skinny, have thin lips, no boobs, and definitely no ass. Have you never seen a white girl in your life? --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Most women will grow up to be happily married. |
| Resolution 02/01/18 12:08:07 AM #30 | Why are people still posting in this gimmick topic after dude said "jacked chads" Should've been a sign --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Are you shorter than your sister? |
| Resolution 01/31/18 11:56:34 PM #1 | To cemen with sisters ofc. --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | lmao can't pay my water bill this month. |
| Resolution 01/31/18 10:57:53 PM #32 | Dustin1280 posted... Well I can afford to send you $100 if you like... CElute --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | How soon after college did you get a job? |
| Resolution 01/31/18 9:26:08 PM #32 | Tag --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Why do waitresses talk to me like a little kid? |
| Resolution 01/31/18 9:25:20 PM #12 | They say that to everyone --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Reddit NEET believes his life is over due to doing fuck all since he's been 17 |
| Resolution 01/31/18 9:24:09 PM #11 | FL81 posted... All these /r/NEET topics that have been popping up on CE are getting me depressed. You might as well put TC on ignore then because they're all coming from him --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Reddit NEET believes his life is over due to doing fuck all since he's been 17 |
| Resolution 01/31/18 9:20:57 PM #5 | Compared to Dawkins and Firethief I'd say he's doing just fine --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Teen's Wig Ripped Off In Bullying Incident |
| Resolution 01/31/18 9:19:18 PM #17 | Public schools are garbage and they're more concerned about not getting publicity rather than actually punishing bullies --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Nintendo Switch Online will launch September 2018 |
| Resolution 01/31/18 9:11:36 PM #6 | Gimme those online VC games already --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | lmao can't pay my water bill this month. |
| Resolution 01/31/18 8:44:21 PM #24 | xBloodBrotherx posted... KingCrabCake posted...Move? Because he posts nothing but garbage --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Attn: Sayoria. |
| Resolution 01/31/18 7:42:13 PM #5 | Duncanwii posted... JustMyOpinion posted...So....why didn't you PM her? Maybe you should take the hint, guy --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Nolan Bushnell may not get an award because of the #metoo crap |
| Resolution 01/31/18 3:59:00 PM #49 | _Near_ posted... Nolan Bushnell has issued a statement apologizing if my personal actions or the actions of anyone who ever worked with me offended or caused pain, and said that he applaud[s] the GDC for ensuring that their institution reflects what is right, specially with regards to how people should be treated in the workplace. --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Transage 9 year old accused of sexually assaulting three young girls |
| Resolution 01/31/18 3:56:51 PM #66 | mario2000 posted... TheGrindery posted...Laws are being made around this goofy shit. Lol "doesn't hurt anyone" He doesn't even know --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | GOP members involved in a trainwreck (link inside) |
| Resolution 01/31/18 3:51:33 PM #58 | Yeah, it wasn't reported that anything happened until well into the topic. So save your crocodile tears for another time --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Super Mario Oddysey is a great game. *spoilers* |
| Resolution 01/31/18 2:53:01 PM #16 | Still you talking about how dated the game and its mechanics are when you've never played it is just goofy --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | I'm a 37 year old enraged and bitter version. |
| Resolution 01/31/18 2:51:49 PM #73 | Keith_Valentine posted... Way to just.. Tomahawk slamdunk my point home. Lol you have problems --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Super Mario Oddysey is a great game. *spoilers* |
| Resolution 01/31/18 2:50:57 PM #13 | SoundNetwork posted... Sunhawk posted...Caution999 posted...SoundNetwork posted...why do people say 64 is good? its a dated ass n64 game How do you even know the controls are sloppy if you've never played it? What the shit --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Do you like Sbarro pizza? |
| Resolution 01/31/18 2:29:41 PM #6 | It's really good but also really overpriced --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Super Mario Oddysey is a great game. *spoilers* |
| Resolution 01/31/18 2:27:09 PM #2 | There's no spoilers in this post --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | How are anti depressants supposed to work |
| Resolution 01/31/18 2:17:02 PM #53 | I'm scared to stop taking effexor because the withdrawal symptoms are really bad --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Do you like NewportBox100s, a.k.a. Firethief? |
| Resolution 01/31/18 1:58:26 PM #8 | Being addicted to alcohol is one thing but the dude started snorting cocaine after all those "revelations" about how he ruined his life. Can't sympathize with that --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Mark Sailing's suicide may prevent CP victims from getting restitution |
| Resolution 01/31/18 12:37:20 PM #1 | https://411mania.com/movies/mark-sallings-suicide-will-prevent-victims-getting-restitution/ As we previously reported, Glee star Mark Salling is dead after committing suicide. Salling had pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography involving a prepubescent minor in December. He was facing 4-7 years in prison as well as 20 years of supervised release. One of the terms of his plea bargain was also to pay $50,000 to each of his victims as restitution. However, TMZ reports that Sallings suicide will likely prevent that from happening. In order for that penalty to get applied, the judge had to sentence Salling. The sentencing was scheduled for March, which means that Salling hung himself before it could happen. This means that the plea deal wasnt finalized and the judge no longer has the authority to order payment for the victims. If the victims want restitution now, they will have to sue his estate for damages. --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | BREAKING: Garbage train collides with garbage truck |
| Resolution 01/31/18 12:28:29 PM #5 | I wonder what Shirley Manson thinks of this Edit: I didn't even look at the url. Whoops --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Bayonetta dev snaps on guy asking for PS4 release on Twitter |
| Resolution 01/31/18 12:27:08 PM #1 | https://twitter.com/PG_kamiya/status/958720700822401025 --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | I love how guys make fun of cucks when they had enough game to get a girl at all |
| Resolution 01/31/18 10:56:13 AM #4 | Must be another Hoth alt. --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | So that was fun. |
| Resolution 01/30/18 11:20:36 PM #24 | I'm not the one making a weird ass defense for his actions --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | I feel like shit. |
| Resolution 01/30/18 11:20:02 PM #2 | My suggestion is to keep your distance cause right now I'm dangerous --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | I'm a 37 year old enraged and bitter version. |
| Resolution 01/30/18 11:19:05 PM #62 | Why does a Reggiebush topic have more than 6 posts C'mon CE --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Over 50% of my monthly paycheck is going to rent and I clear over $4000/mo |
| Resolution 01/30/18 11:17:21 PM #30 | You've made so many satirical topics that it's weird as hell when you make a serious one --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | So that was fun. |
| Resolution 01/30/18 11:15:13 PM #21 | smoliske posted... lol at the butthurt replies itt TC's not going to have sex with you mate --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Holy shit people on the switch board are mad about Monster Hunter |
| Resolution 01/30/18 7:00:57 PM #8 | Rasputin77 posted... The people on that fucking board get mad about EVERYTHING, lol... no joke. And they are coddled by the moderators like the manchildren they are to no end. You need a life --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Warned/Suspended General XLV: Make moderations great again |
| Resolution 01/30/18 6:20:17 PM #476 | Axiom posted... https://www.gamefaqs.com./user.php?db=.2.user=a42ozslushie That's dovahkiin? No wonder his posts are trash --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Warned/Suspended General XLV: Make moderations great again |
| Resolution 01/30/18 4:18:45 PM #448 | After 4 NWDs and 4 deletions they finally warned me --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | 'Try to cut back on the flaming, you've received enough notifications already' |
| Resolution 01/30/18 4:17:03 PM #1 | Don't tell me what to do, you ain't my dad --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | wvwn the prequels were better then this god dam nsjw bullshit drama in our star |
| Resolution 12/31/17 12:31:13 AM #3 | Not safe jor woek --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Where is Draje |
| Resolution 12/30/17 8:42:38 PM #3 | I wasn't aware people wanted him back --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Why does everyone have anxiety these days? |
| Resolution 12/30/17 8:40:41 PM #26 | Gamer99z posted... There's a variety of factors such as is the rate really higher or is it just being diagnosed more effectively? Well this one is pretty good too. Both are tied for the best explanations --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Why does everyone have anxiety these days? |
| Resolution 12/30/17 8:39:49 PM #25 | hollow_shrine posted... "What are my health insurance premiums going to look like next year" This is easily the best explanation in this whole topic. --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
| Topic | Omg, I was going to buy a ssd, but installing it looks like such a pain ugh |
| Resolution 12/30/17 4:28:46 PM #27 | This "satire" is why the world makes fun of PC gamers. By far the biggest pompous asses of any gaming fanbase. --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican |
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