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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Rypt posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Yeah....im not taking advice about women from you.

Lol and why not?

Thought it would be obvious from the other topic

Lol and what's wrong with my topics ?

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Yeah....im not taking advice about women from you.

Lol and why not?

Two kinds of girls:

- Girls you try to fuck
- Girls you try to have a relationship with

Pay attention to the way they act and talk and don't confuse the two and you will be a lot happier.

oh ok *sets alarm*

eh I don't think anything will happen, just want to see if I can get them both fucked up and then maybe make out with my wife with her sister there

not really, but dated lots of them. never lived with one before her though, not permantly at least.

cjsdowg posted...

Do you want be with your wife and her sister at the same time...if that your goal?

yeah it would be pretty cool. one time I was in the same room with them under the covers and they just both looked at me like they were wanting me to say something, but couldn't think of anything at the time.

lol girls are pervs too

shady? they've both kinda hinted at it before. like they will talk about their boob sizes infront of me and one time my wife opened the door when I was showering and just left it open. there was a curtain and all, but still

been googling it but cant get a straight answer. looking for central time btw. thanks for any help.

That's pretty cool. Really brings back memories from my teen years. Any chance we will be able to use the old red style from the 90's?

lol its not cheating if you get permission

eh, don't expect anything to happen. just wanted to try some stuff and see what happens.

well I know the sister would blab which was why I was trying to get them in on it together.

never told my wife this, but I remember one time when her sister was over, I was changing and the door was cracked and I didn't realize it, and her sis was just watching me. thought it was kinda cool

Yeah I never thought of Halloween as the Devil's Birthday. I always thought it was something related to people putting on masks and costumes to hide from spirits of the dead or some such.

Btw lol at Christmas being Santa Clause's birthday

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Rypt posted...

Ug1ybass posted...

Rypt posted...

any thoughts on how to get them both drunk?

I suggest getting them to injest alcoholic beverages.

Lol yeah but how do I convince them to drink to the point where they are drunk

Do you feel okay with the perspective that you're trying to get women drunk so they will do something you want that they will regret after? Cause that's what assholes do.

Lol I don't think they will regret it. The sister is pretty cool with me too. She even offered to bring me soup one time when my wife was out of town and I was sick...

Ug1ybass posted...

Rypt posted...

any thoughts on how to get them both drunk?

I suggest getting them to injest alcoholic beverages.

Lol yeah but how do I convince them to drink to the point where they are drunk

Anyone ever hear this? I have heard some Christians say this before so I decided to ask my Christian friend if they really believe this.

His response was: "No, the devil doesn't have a birthday because the devil was never a person. He was an angel named Lucifer and he was a spirit. Spirits don't have birthdays. The reason he hated Jesus is because God decided to give a human spirit like qualities and Lucifer thought that the qualities Jesus had should be reserved for spirits only. This was why God sent him to hell."

Just thought that was interesting. Never had heard that before.

gee I wonder what inspired this topic :p

but hell yeah I would

any thoughts on how to get them both drunk?

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

PowerMang posted...

Nikra posted...

Threesome with sisters is incest: Disgusting.

Seriously. What is so hot about this?

"As long as they don't touch each other...it's okay!".

No. It's still disgusting <_<

A. The more they touch the better.
B. Ain't my sister.

lol well they wont be with eachother, they will be with me :p

I invited her over for drinks tonight after the festival we are going to and she said yes... I want to see if I can get them both drunk. Got a 6 pack of booze, a bottle of chocolate beer, and want to get some stuff for pina coladas. Made them both laugh a few times at lunch today too so it's going well so far.

got different flavors of beer too so I can justify having them drink a lot. lol "What do you think of this one? What about this one?"

One time they were both making me dinner and my wife said, "I hope u don't mind that my sister is here."

I said, "It's ok, never had two gorgeous women make me dinner before."

And they both laughed and smiled really big.

lol I wonder what they would say. honestly, the sister would probably be down. had them both in the same bedroom once actually but couldn't thnk of something to say that wouldn't piss my wife off

To her sister I mean? Kinda wanted to flirt a little bit but don't know how to do it without pissing my wife off. Wanted to invite her over to have drinks with us later so we can all 3 get fucked up. Any advice?

lol will probably do, would love to get both of them fucked up though and then see what happens, supposed to go to a festival that night

Going to meet up with her this weekend. Was thinking of doing some flirting too but not sure how the wife will re-act. I know the sister likes me though. Wondering if I should just buy something and if so what...

people liked part 6 and 7? really?

a guy digs Jason up and sticks a metal rod through his corpse and he gets struck by lightning and brought back to life? and then he gets sent to the bottom of the lake by a girl with telekinetic powers?

If they were going to do that, should have had a witch dig him up and bring him back with magic. Would have been more believable. Maybe it she was the same witch from Pumpkinhead :p

MikeArmstrong posted...

Gotta be Danny Devito with Danny Avidan in second for me.

Well they don't count because their names are "Danny" not just "Dan"

Dan Severn

lol yeah that might be cool, maybe have him break through the ice at the end

TheDarkCircle posted...

unexplainable actually make it LESS realistic and certainly less scary imo.

Well, what I'm saying is if they are going to be unrealistic, do it all the way. If not, then don't do it.

And while Michael isn't 100% realistic either, if could still be believable that he could be alive. Maybe he had some serious bulletproof armor on under his clothes and mask? And the origin story Rob Zombie gave him was pretty good.

Yeah but they cant bring him back after taking all of those machete shots through the head, especially when one was straight through the eye. If they do, it loses its realism/scariness factor and it didn't originally have enough of fictional elements to for them to do that with in this case. If it had been Species or Hellraiser or something that would have been different. But they were trying to make those movies realistic in the beginning and then tried to change it mid way... it was just lame. Only way they could kind of save it is to have some sort of origin movie where we find out Jason is some kind of alien or demonic creature.

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no fans of the series here?

Was watching all of those recently and noticed that after the 4th movie things get kind of stupid, but after the 5th one they really go down hill.

I know that the story wasn't meant to be taken too seriously. Every movie is about a group of people, whether it be counselors, campers, or just regular citizens, who get killed by a monster with no personality, except in the 1st movie.

But lets say for a second that we take the story seriously. Here's what we have left:

Part 2 - The heroine and her man survive
Part 3 - The girl who is the main character survives, even though she goes crazy
Part 4 - Tommy Jarvis and his sister survive and Jason dies (and should have stayed dead)
Part 5 - We get a new killer who dies in the same movie but at least it's not as bad as:

Part 6 - Jason comes back to life by getting struck by lighting and Tommy survives again (this is where the series really went to shit)
Part 7 - Telekinesis girls survives... lets just forget that part 6 through 10 ever happened
Part 8 - Forgot about what happened at the end because I lost interest in Jason going to Manhattan... from this point forward the original story is lost
Part 9 - Jason goes to Hell and should have stayed there
Part 10 - Jason X... Jason in outer space...wtf were they thinking

Then there was the remake which was decent but not sure how he went from going to space to back at the lake or if he even did since it wasn't explained. I'm guessing this one doesn't count towards the story.

Ok, so here's what we have if we ignore Part 6 through 10:
- The couple from part 2 is still alive
- The girl from part 3
- Tommy Jarvis
- Also, we never found out what happened to Jason's dad or if he had any siblings...

So if I were writing the next movie, in the beginning I would have them poke fun at Part 6 through 10, especially part 10 and the characters could say something like "Can you believe they based these horrible movies off of those murders from the 80's? What the fuck were they thinking?" And another character could say, "Yeah, trying to continue true events with stupid fake storylines is the dumbest shit ever." And that would be that.

I would say go back to Crystal Lake, no more Jason. But maybe have Tommy Jarvis go crazy and be the killer. They could even have Cory Feldman play the part and have Jason's old mask so we think it's him. Maybe Jason has a younger brother or sister we don't know about who could be among them so we think they are the killer.

Just an idea.

*shrug* idk

They could say that Shmi Skywalker lied about him not having a dad, it would be funny. Maybe Obi Wan is really his father? Or Qui Gon? :p

Honestly, it is a little awkward banging someone a lot younger at first. When I was 27 I fucked this 19 year old and when we were making out it was kinda weird because she looked way younger than me. I almost felt like a pedophile... but then we turned the lights out and it was all good lol

How long til she turns 18?

I would say wait til she is of age then try to hit it. Don't expect a relationship though, she's too immature more than likely.

But yeah, wait til she's 18 then keep her around as a fuck buddy til you find someone at least 25.