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TopicThis Kevin Spacey thing is really fucking hard to wrap my head around.
mortimerjames
11/04/17 6:08:03 AM
#4
And to think Tiger Woods was destroyed cause he cheated. Atleast he banged adults.
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TopicCan we settle this debate once and for all? Do girls like little or big ones
mortimerjames
11/04/17 6:05:56 AM
#1
Little ones right? It makes perfect sense!
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TopicShouldn't 'Love' be spelled 'Lof' or 'Of' be spelled 'Ove'?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 10:19:25 PM
#3
JA!
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TopicShouldn't 'Love' be spelled 'Lof' or 'Of' be spelled 'Ove'?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 10:04:58 PM
#1
Then theres Dove
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TopicOf course Nazis are bad, and people SHOULD hate them.
mortimerjames
11/03/17 9:57:10 PM
#12
only a nazi would feel like this needs to be said
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TopicHave you ever been sexually harassed? Sexually harassed anyone?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 9:56:23 PM
#7
lot of girls try to claim i sexually harass them but they are liars
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TopicCan someone do a reverse image search on this girl?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 6:15:59 PM
#32
you're putting way too much effort into your gimmick brah
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TopicWorse for the world, SJWs take over the planet or the Alt-Right
mortimerjames
11/03/17 6:01:30 PM
#1
Who would be a worse supreme overlord?


So basically Queen Lena Dunham or King Richard Spencer
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TopicWho would stop me from naming my son Adolf?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 5:53:02 PM
#10
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Adolf is fine, Hitler would be a no go.

so you think the government would step in if someone went all the way with Adolf Hitler?
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TopicWho would stop me from naming my son Adolf?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 5:50:15 PM
#4
Yeah I googled it and it was some Nazi, but they used the "he was arrested for assault" excuse.

Would they just make up a reason to take custody I wonder.
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TopicWho would stop me from naming my son Adolf?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 5:47:32 PM
#1
Would the doctor try to have my custody taken away? Courts? Jailed?

Would anyone?
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TopicBitcoin just passed $7,300.
mortimerjames
11/03/17 4:32:38 PM
#9
all i'm saying is no one is making millions off it like a few did when it first exploded

and when it bursts a lotta people are gonna be broke
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TopicBitcoin rose $1492 (25%) since last fucking week
mortimerjames
11/03/17 4:30:46 PM
#12
oh what what huh how much money you made now huh???

you got 7 thousand to burn? huh huh
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TopicCan someone do a reverse image search on this girl?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 4:29:22 PM
#13
I reversed it on my search engine thotcatcher5000 and yea TC sorry to tell you but she's my bang buddy

she's just looking to see how much money she can squeeze outta you
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TopicBitcoin rose $1492 (25%) since last fucking week
mortimerjames
11/03/17 4:11:50 PM
#6
people are such suckers now its hilarious

its like buying facebook stock now and thinking you're gonna hit big

it already happened
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Topicthat feeling when you see your checking account full on payday =D
mortimerjames
11/03/17 4:09:41 PM
#1
then empty 1 minute later cause of bills

goddamn you Obama....
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TopicBitcoin questions
mortimerjames
11/03/17 3:49:46 PM
#2
You're not gonna get rich off it now, the only people pushing it are those who don't to take a comical loss. That's all you'll get now.
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TopicThe kid in me lived Thor, but the adult in me found it shallow and pedantic
mortimerjames
11/03/17 3:45:06 PM
#1
Who should you listen to?
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TopicMan crooked cops just stopped tried to say I had drugs
mortimerjames
11/03/17 3:29:08 PM
#1
Told em damn right I'm living that, my whole life I pushed weight

Then I invited to bang some girls I knew from Penn State and they let me go

It pays to be a ladies man is the moral of this story
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TopicWhy did everyone shun Zimmerman?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 10:38:52 AM
#82
treyvon martin is not the guy to white knight

jus sayin

zimmerman is bad but just don't
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TopicWhy did everyone shun Zimmerman?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 10:37:31 AM
#81
ReignFury posted...
mortimerjames posted...
its been what 5 years or something, the prosecution tried to paint Martin as a happy go lucky kid skipping around at night and George Zimmerman as the big bad wolf.


Didnt you just make the assumption that he was out that night doing drugs and burglarizing houses.

no thats from him being on lean AND the fact that he was bragging about having stolen goods on facebook
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TopicThe news is responsible for why America is how it is
mortimerjames
11/03/17 8:41:25 AM
#3
I think what you mean is TV. If you're expecting to learn politics and civics from 5 minute segments you're hopeless.
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TopicWhy did everyone shun Zimmerman?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 8:39:18 AM
#66
its been what 5 years or something, the prosecution tried to paint Martin as a happy go lucky kid skipping around at night and George Zimmerman as the big bad wolf.
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TopicEinstein: "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
mortimerjames
11/03/17 8:27:19 AM
#8
John F. Kennedy: "They don't think it be like it is, but it do"
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TopicThis will probably get people killed
mortimerjames
11/03/17 8:14:15 AM
#2
Seems like a 5d chess move to get black people killed more. Now cops can really say they thought it was a gun. This is scary.
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TopicWhy did everyone shun Zimmerman?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 8:06:39 AM
#59
Did you miss all the stuff the prosecutor amended? I forget what it was but they tried to say he was a kid eating skittles when he was a really doing drugs.

It's a good chance he was in the fact the one burglarizing houses.
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TopicWhy did everyone shun Zimmerman?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 8:02:30 AM
#55
I agree Martin was a thug, but Zimmerman wanted to be a super cop.
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TopicWhy did everyone shun Zimmerman?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 7:54:51 AM
#52
darkjedilink posted...
mortimerjames posted...
because he initiated the fight

How do you initiate a fight in which you're attacked from behind?

there was one thing that needed to happen, he did that one thing
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TopicFind out what Dragon Ball character you would be reincarnated as.
mortimerjames
11/03/17 7:45:41 AM
#29
No! He cheated
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TopicFind out what Dragon Ball character you would be reincarnated as.
mortimerjames
11/03/17 7:33:37 AM
#25
i don't need to personality test crap to know I am GOKU

I
Am
Goku
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TopicWhy did everyone shun Zimmerman?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 7:31:58 AM
#48
because he initiated the fight
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TopicKey and Peele was good, but its the of comedy only fun the 1st time
mortimerjames
11/03/17 7:20:12 AM
#3
Nah cause like Seinfeld is always funny.
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TopicGuy on my Xbox friends list has played fallout 4 for over 5k hours
mortimerjames
11/03/17 7:12:55 AM
#15
That's only 222 days in 2 years tc, get off his back. We've all spent 30% of our time playing video games!
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TopicKey and Peele was good, but its the of comedy only fun the 1st time
mortimerjames
11/03/17 7:09:34 AM
#1
Whats that called anyway, shock comedy? You get the point.
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TopicWomen pushes man in front of train. Dies. Only gets 5 years.
mortimerjames
11/03/17 6:56:46 AM
#12
wheres the punisher when you need him
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TopicEinstein: "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
mortimerjames
11/03/17 6:45:25 AM
#1
Words of wisdom from a genius
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TopicWhat poster on CE are you most worried about?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 6:13:00 AM
#41
vegy

can only imagine what he's gonna do if he goes on as an incel up until 35
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TopicWhat the fuck is an "incel"?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 6:03:23 AM
#3
incest people

incels
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TopicIs Tobey Maguire considered handsome?
mortimerjames
11/03/17 6:01:40 AM
#6
no he's celebrity handsome

jeremy piven is considered handsome this way too
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TopicBloodbath in NYC - driver mows pedestrians and starts shooting - 6 dead
mortimerjames
10/31/17 5:39:38 PM
#55
do we know who the guy is yet
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TopicBloodbath in NYC - driver mows pedestrians and starts shooting - 6 dead
mortimerjames
10/31/17 5:22:05 PM
#23
No way can this be ISIS if he had fake guns
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TopicBloodbath in NYC - driver mows pedestrians and starts shooting - 6 dead
mortimerjames
10/31/17 5:15:01 PM
#17
If he did yell Alluha Ackbar it would be the weirdest terrorist attack. The guy was running through the streets not shooting anyone.
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TopicAt least 2 dead in New York from deliberate truck attack
mortimerjames
10/31/17 4:47:07 PM
#14
daily mail is saying it was a white guy and road rage
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TopicAt least 2 dead in New York from deliberate truck attack
mortimerjames
10/31/17 4:34:08 PM
#7
Axiom posted...
Apparently as soon as the truck crashed he got out and started firing on people. Crazy

lies it says the gun was fake
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TopicAt least 2 dead in New York from deliberate truck attack
mortimerjames
10/31/17 4:27:24 PM
#3
why do we still allow cars and trucks?
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TopicWhy did pickle rick get so popular?
mortimerjames
10/31/17 2:27:10 PM
#41
pickle rick was a metaphor for the state of politics today, i'll leave it at that

if you can't tell whats what then you shouldn't be watching rick and morty
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TopicHow many times should i have sex today
mortimerjames
10/31/17 2:08:16 PM
#7
piece of cake
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TopicYou know your ugly when....?
mortimerjames
10/31/17 2:05:56 PM
#4
when your name is vegy
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TopicHow many times should i have sex today
mortimerjames
10/31/17 2:02:44 PM
#1
already did once so how much more sex should I, myself, have, with a woman (who is my girlfriend)
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TopicJust talked to a guy who works while taking classes
mortimerjames
10/30/17 7:09:20 PM
#76
all the more reason to lie, top be 1 in 5 makes you feel special
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