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I will watch the CE Detectives work while I eat this chicken

I found the first clue to catching you. Do not destroy the chicken evidence or it's only going to get worse.

*twirls mustache*

I know what state you got dat Raising Canes from. You're going to be arrested if you bite another piece of dat chicken
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

InstaReturns posted...

I will watch the CE Detectives work while I eat this chicken

I found the first clue to catching you. Do not destroy the chicken evidence or it's only going to get worse.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Don't forget dessert.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Doom_Art posted...

what gun problem

Doesn't seem to be a gun problem. Guns have been around for years and only recently have we been seeing these shootings (<20 years).
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/14/parkland-high-school-shooting-at-least-17-killed-suspect-in-custody-florida-sheriff-says.html
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

It happens to the best of us. Don't worry about it, Mal.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

You'll find most of these shooters are wacked out their mind from anti depressants. We can probably start there. We didn't have this problem 30 years ago.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Hanging up signs saying "resist white supremacy" is the equivelant of still having drills to teach children in school to hide under their desks
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Of course. Trump has raised several already, has grandchildren and is raising Barron right now. He's great with kids.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

DarkTransient posted...

s0nicfan posted...

and the dems in particular should be willing to put the money where their #fightforfifteen mouths are.

This. Although the Dems generally have a trend of "what we say and what we do are two different things" - for example, ever notice how for all they go on about how people shouldn't feel negative about living near minorities, a lot of them live in fenced-off, white-only communities?

Yeah, I've always wondered this. So many rich Hollywood liberals who speak out against "the wall" live in gated, secured neighborhoods. So do many politicians. Nancy Pelosi wouldn't even dream of having a house along the Mexico-Texas border.

"Oh no, my job is in Washington", she'd say.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

gunplagirl posted...

r4X0r posted...

gunplagirl posted...

SageHarpuia posted...

It doesnt bother me at all what they spend it on. Once it is theirs, it is theirs and they are the only ones who need to care if they spent it terribly.

This idea is incredibly unsustainable and fiscally irresponsible.

Ah, yes. A program that makes up what, 0.3% of the national budget is unsustainable. But decreasing taxes for the ultra rich is. It's just a coincidence that they're currently cutting finding abysmally low amounts of the budget that go towards programs that help people.

So you firmly believe that people who work should be obligated to feed the people who don't want to?

Can you at least slightly understand why working class people don't want to have to pay the burden for the career unemployed?

So as a member of society, it has been a commonly understood concept that you have an obligation to help provide for others around you. Shanidar 1 is an example from 35,000-45,000 years ago of a disabled person who lived well into adulthood despite being unable to actually contribute to society.

In our capitalist system, there can only be ultra wealthy people if workers are not paid for the proper value of their labor, and the surplus is extracted as profit that goes to those who did not do such work. This system also is flawed because in spite of the fact that automation is supposed to improve the quality of our lives, it only really benefits those who extract the value of labor from others. Then there's the fact that it does not accommodate for those who are unable to work full time or at all, as disabilities of all kinds exist.

Basically? If somebody has an issue with supporting somebody else and they cite capitalism as the reason for their views? They need to shut the hell up, and remove themselves from society until they reevaluate their lives and realize that the progress and uplifting of all members of society should take priority over their own moral hang ups from being born in to a manipulative system that abuses them.

I think we understand supporting people is good. But supporting people doesn't also have to equate to providing them 5 star meals and delicacies many middle class individuals do not routinely buy themselves.

And without capitalism, we wouldn't be where we are now. Let me know of a nation that is ripe with freedom, prosperity, wealth and technology that doesn't follow a capitalistic model.

And also let me know if you want to move somewhere else. And if so, where?
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Solar_Crimson posted...

LavarNeedsHelp posted...

so what

no one needs the president pandering to liberal nonsense

Addressing domestic violence is "liberal nonsense" now...

It is in this sense. This meeting had nothing to do with any of the sort. Just media hounds trying boost up a story that no one actually gives a **** about, trying to drag Trump through the mud.

What if he did give an answer? Then it would be, "Trump said this but blah blah, Porter, blah blah Trump is bad"

I'm surprised Trump hasn't revoked a few press passes by now. I sure would have. He shouldn't have to put up with these narrative driven propagandist hounds.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

_Rinku_ posted...

uwnim posted...

It doesnt bother me at all what they spend it on. Once it is theirs, it is theirs and they are the only ones who need to care if they spent it terribly.

Seriously, saying otherwise just shows what a baby you are.

Not really. If one is allegedly in enough of an unfortunate financial position to "require" foodstamps, buying expensive delicacies is very bad judgement--and shows either of two things:

1) They actually don't need foodstamps, because $30 worth of steaks would only feed a family of 3 or 4 for one meal, not including side dishes.

2) They have terrible judgement, and apparently need to be directed on how to maximize the quantity and quality of food for their family with their allotted spending amount.

There is absolutely no nutritional excuse to buy expensive delicacies with a foodstamp card. It's completely unnecessary and demonstrates, more than likely, you do not need the card.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

These charges only apply to the middle class and higher. Lol if you actually think Ms. welfare queen-I'm-on-my-third-kid-with-a-third-dad is going to pay for any of that.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Oh.. I thought you were going to say "And you're out with your friends having fun with a youthful, carefree outlook and then you wake up"
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Bullet_Wing posted...

Capn Circus posted...

And REALLY.. @Bullet_Wing ?! You chose one of the least appearing triggered remarks? Take a look at the website again!!

There were only three comments listed

No there's some more from where they posted the pictures.

"#****THECREWOFCHAOS(symbol redacted)Mardi Gras ********!"

"Yall damn racist cousins back at it again! One of many reasons I dont got to parades, I wouldve threw something at each float! I dont trust any coward that has to wear a mask! #KREWEOFCHAOS"
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

And REALLY.. @Bullet_Wing ?! You chose one of the least appearing triggered remarks? Take a look at the website again!!
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

My favorite part this year was Trump from above winking and giving an "OK" sign in the Weinstein's Casting Couch float. Nice little touch.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Bullet_Wing posted...

Meltdown level triggered

I'd disagree. Just someone who doesn't understand the whole "No caps" rule. This is New Orleans, after all.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

southcoast09 posted...

We dont need that. Dont politicize every fucking holiday and event. Holy shit.

A lot of floats in New Orleans are satire during Mardi Gras. It has a long history at criticizing their local government. This group, however, specializes in it.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

MrK3V posted...

What country has the really fucked up floats?

I forget, but they had awesome floats.

You might be thinking of Germany. If I recall correctly, people were talking about them on here last year.

New Orleans is the place to be, though. Which is where these floats are from.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

The Krewe of Chaos is a political satire float parade. This year it seemed to offend a few, particularly with their NFL and Immigration floats.

http://1079ishot.com/krewe-of-chaos-2018/














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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Because Bob's intentions were to celebrate America and show pride. The privileged millionaire football players' intentions are to disrespect America by refusing to take part in a practice everyone associates with showing pride and supporting the country.
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Tropicalwood posted...

For a second there, I thought the artist mixed his sperm with the paint

Wouldn't be the first time someone used bodily fluids to paint.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Preevyet is correct. Propagandists such as CNN and a few other "heavyweights" started pushing the idea Trump won because of "Fake news" on Facebook--but specifically focusing on pro-Trump fake news, not obvious pro-Hillary fake news that anyone on Facebook with a level head also knew existed.

Then CNN specifically created a list of "Fake News" sites and put some conservative websites on it, which they were forced to retract and remove from their list. Shortly after, the term Fake News got thrown onto them and it'll take them years to shake. They wish they never created it.
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

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Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

NINExATExSEVEN posted...

Hollywood is a highly toxic atmosphere where if you're found out to be right wing, you essentially lose your career. So it's really hard to know what most actors are politically when there's pressure to act PC and when many don't share their beliefs.

In that case, the women on the conservative section of that image can't be trusted to actually be conservative since most of those women work for right-wing news outlets.

Perhaps... but, even if we entertained that thought... why do the one's who "play conservative" look much better than the ones who "play liberal"?

"One's"

Smhsmhsmhsmhsmhsmhsmhsmhsmh

I'm sorry, okay? Let's move on. I'll do better with my grammER.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

NINExATExSEVEN posted...

Hollywood is a highly toxic atmosphere where if you're found out to be right wing, you essentially lose your career. So it's really hard to know what most actors are politically when there's pressure to act PC and when many don't share their beliefs.

In that case, the women on the conservative section of that image can't be trusted to actually be conservative since most of those women work for right-wing news outlets.

Perhaps... but, even if we entertained that thought... why do the one's who "play conservative" look much better than the ones who "play liberal"?
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

What a liberal conundrum.

Which side will CE take?
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SageHarpuia posted...

byrone posted...

KazumaKiryu posted...

I see people buying all sorts of bullshit with their food stamps and then get into their fuckin Mercedes.

No you don't.

What I do see is people buying brand name foods then taking it to the service counter to return it so they can buy smokes and booze.

Byrone acts like no one has ever worked in retail during high school/college before.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Anderson Pooper is an absolute sicko---of the highest order
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

prince_leo posted...

Capn Circus posted...

Why are they receiving the latest cell phones and purses as gifts? Who is giving it to them and how come they aren't helping out with their financial situation?

it's a fair question, but there's not really a way to legislatively force people to not give or receive fancy gifts instead of helping them with rent/food/etc.

True, but there is a way to encourage fiscally responsible spending when receiving government aid. Either limit the costly foods and delicacies or cut the amounts of aid. There is, without a doubt, major unnecessary spending currently occurring.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

butthole666 posted...

Fuck this orange cock, every one of his ancient cronies, and every trash ass dumb fucking racist piece of shit who voted for him

Fucking absolute scum of the earth, the lot of them

Calm down-- you should get used to it. You've got 7 more years, at least if I have any say. I'm a PROUD Trump voter and I'll GLADY vote for him again.


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prince_leo posted...

Capn Circus posted...

all while carrying around a new iPhone and Gucci bag.

as far as I understand it, most people who have luxuries while at the same time are poor enough to receive welfare tend to fall into one of a few categories
- receive them as a gift
- had them before they qualified for benefits
- working under the table

really only the last is a problem

Why are they receiving the latest cell phones and purses as gifts? Who is giving it to them and how come they aren't helping out with their financial situation?

Someone with the lastest iPhone and 3 kids didn't suddenly "qualify for benefits". A 5 year old, 7 year old and 8 year old--- they've been at it awhile long before the new iPhone came out.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

You'd really hate me as President, because I'd do a whole lot more than that. No one receiving tax payer dollars to buy food should be allowed to buy $30-40 prime steaks or other unnecessary items---all while carrying around a new iPhone and Gucci bag.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

A_Good_Boy posted...

I remember when red hats got pissed at an Obama for dictating what their kids can eat at school. Now they'll cheer when Trump dictates what that kid's family can eat at home.

This is different. Children, under their parents discretion, should have a right to eat what they want in school, providing they're able to pay for it.

It irks me that there are people receiving part of my tax dollars that buy non-essential foods and delicacies.
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This sounds great to me. From your own un-sourced article, it's only half of their benefits. " would get about half of their benefits in the form of a "USDA Foods package."

This will help prevent abuse. I've seen it many times where people use foodstamps to buy $30 prime steak packages and other delicacies that are unnecessary for survival.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

What is transmasculine? Lots of words in this video
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Wow, I remember when it was only like 9 cents.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

That kitty looks like a bro
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

You can bet your bottom dollar this film will absolutely win at next years failing liberal golden globes, or emmeys or whatever they call the event
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

So after she took Tamiflu, she deteriorated rapidly.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Axiom posted...

Lol what a weird topic. Don't you guys complain about two scoops and now you're literally linking a video of an old woman coughing like it matters

Trump is just as old as her, actually a year older. How come he isn't constantly coughing?

I remember on CE when people questioned Hillary's health during election season. They were met with, "Oh she's just recovering from a cold" and "She just passed out, it's okay" and "No, that wasn't a seizure, she was just joking around"---all at the same time saying Trump was fat and unhealthy.

Fat or not, Trump has energy like the Energizer Bunny. He can actually get up and do his job.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Congrats. Those pictures definitely show a difference. Keep it up
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Dustin1280 posted...

once you get through the amazing ultra crunchy chicken skin, it's just chicken...

Yep.. =(
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Doom_Art posted...

See when people say Trumpers are weirdly obsessed, this is what they mean

I'm just sayin'... She's in the news and out and about in public, so it's fair as a Current Event, not an "obsession".

Can you imagine, though, what the State of the Union speech would have sounded like? I'm not sure she could have done it.
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Hillary appeared during some "Makers" conference and coughed up an absolute storm. I guess she's still recovering from that cold or flu from almost 2 years ago.


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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

Dems got to protect their partners
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

DarkChozoGhost posted...

And that $58,000,000 is what percentage of the money they're saving?

Not sure. I don't know their financials and don't feel like spending time researching it. You're more than welcome to--it'd be interesting to know.

And that $1000 bonus will net them how much less than a raise would?

A raise would probably be better in the long term, but I'm sure they're still giving raises too. Most companies tend to do that or people eventually quit and work somewhere else.

It seems that some people wouldn't be happy with what these companies are giving unless they wrote a $100,000 check to every employee. An unexpected $1,000 should make just about anyone happy. And none of this would be happening if we had crooked Hillary.

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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

P4wn4g3 posted...

So you believe the corporate morale booster memo? Dude for someone who hates Fake News you sure do swallow it whole.

The money they will save under the new tax code is written into law and measurable. "What ifs" aren't.

It's much more plausible to come to the conclusion that they have more money due to tax cuts than Trump "shutting the **** up"
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks

"These issues, I feel like I'm in an amusement park that never closes with Trump. There are no lines, so everyday is another ride that you're on and it's just like, I'm nauseous and my head hurts.. but I keep jumping on the rides."

He goes on to say,

"I think, though, in 2024 when he's gone, we need a Sunday morning President. Because this is a Saturday night president. You know when you, like, listen to really loud music Saturday night and then Sunday morning you got to play, like, Coldplay?" We need a Coldplay president, 2024."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmTaHwvhHh0&feature=youtu.be&t=13m5s
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"I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks