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TopicIs she fat or is she THICC?
BalanceLost
02/09/18 9:47:01 AM
#52
Im a gay guy and shes thicc. Her face, arms and butt show shes not fat. Sure, she got some body fat but that doesnt make you FAT.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
Topicit's weird seeing your company having layoffs in the media
BalanceLost
02/09/18 9:42:01 AM
#21
You should start working at Spotify in Sthlm Parappa my mate.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicPost some international / non-English songs that are actually really good.
BalanceLost
02/09/18 9:25:16 AM
#16





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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicLol @ this Darth Sidious meme. Spoilers of course.
BalanceLost
02/09/18 9:17:00 AM
#2
Bump
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicThe boss emailed us saying we'll likely be shut down tomorrow
BalanceLost
02/09/18 8:49:48 AM
#15
I grew up less than a two hour drive from the Arctic Circle and had to go to school even if it was minus 40 C or a major snowstorm. And we dont have school transports so I walked. It wasnt weird to me nor to anyone else in my town but people from elsewhere tend to go wtf at the idea.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot women out in da world and
BalanceLost
02/09/18 8:32:31 AM
#130
AvlButtslam posted...
You buttslammin' this weekend?

I wish but still ill from the flu although its getting better.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicDamn Winnie, you THICC AF!
BalanceLost
02/09/18 8:10:16 AM
#6
o_____o
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicSneak-peeks from Heat 2 of Sweden's Eurovision selection.
BalanceLost
02/09/18 8:07:42 AM
#8
Bump
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicLol @ this Darth Sidious meme. Spoilers of course.
BalanceLost
02/09/18 7:10:11 AM
#1
https://instagram.com/p/Be5epx5gnsw/
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicYour mom's so fat she pay taxes in three countries.
BalanceLost
02/09/18 5:59:57 AM
#15
Foppe posted...
Ive told her to move from Treriksrset, but nooooooo...

Clever!

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Yo momma so fat she named you BalanceLost

rxuN2

Too far :((
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicFinland Porn
BalanceLost
02/09/18 5:31:20 AM
#3

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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHave you ever cucked anyone?
BalanceLost
02/09/18 5:03:25 AM
#12
SpaceBear_ posted...
Is it still cucking if they don't know about it?

I fucked this guy's wife then called him up the next day to come clean my yard.

FF_Redux posted...
Does it count when they don't know they are being cucked? (I know I was an asshole)

There seem to be different opinions on this but I personally consider cucking to be when the partner knows whats going on.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHave you ever cucked anyone?
BalanceLost
02/09/18 4:28:32 AM
#7
I_Stay_Noided posted...
BalanceLost posted...
Spicy. How did it all end?

Ever read any of ManSpreads topics about it?

I dont think I have.

nevershine posted...
Once with her husband looking through the window

This made me think of that bathe in milk in my bathtub topic for some reason.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicWould Martin Shkreli have been investigated if he wasn't so publicly annoying
BalanceLost
02/09/18 4:27:00 AM
#5
Coffeebeanz posted...
BalanceLost posted...
Hes in jail now? Tell me more.


On September 13, 2017, his bail was revoked following a Facebook post offering $5,000 for a strand of Hillary Clinton's hair which the judge perceived as solicitation to assault, which is not protected under the First Amendment.[116][117] Shkreli's post was preceded by others that suggested he might have plans to clone Hillary Clinton.[116] According to him, this was satire, and according to his lawyer, this satire may have been tasteless, but was not made in a threatening manner.[116] Shkreli edited the post to add a disclaimer that it was satire,[118] and later said he did this minutes after publication.[119] Shkreli was sent to the Metropolitan Detention Center, Brooklyn[3] to serve out jail time until his sentencing hearing on January 16, 2018,[120] during which his ultimate sentence will be determined.[121] His sentencing hearing was later re-scheduled to February 21, 2018.[122][123]


Damn. Serves him right though.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicWould Martin Shkreli have been investigated if he wasn't so publicly annoying
BalanceLost
02/09/18 4:17:15 AM
#2
Hes in jail now? Tell me more.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHave you ever cucked anyone?
BalanceLost
02/09/18 4:10:53 AM
#4
Irony posted...
Your dad

Huehuehue

I_Stay_Noided posted...
According to my ex her husband knew I was fucking her and he was okay with as longf as she came home to him

Spicy. How did it all end?
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHave you ever cucked anyone?
BalanceLost
02/09/18 4:05:54 AM
#1
Ive done it to two guys: fucked their boyfriends while they watched >_>

And Ive made out with two guys while their girlfriends watched but that is perhaps not cucking? <_<
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot women out in da world and
BalanceLost
02/09/18 3:46:24 AM
#126
dragnmaninferno posted...
That Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman is a handsome mf.

Pics
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicSneak-peeks from Heat 2 of Sweden's Eurovision selection.
BalanceLost
02/08/18 4:39:22 PM
#7
LinksLiege posted...
BalanceLost posted...
Im gonna remember this!

Maybe that was the intent, maybe not.

Naughty LL~
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicSneak-peeks from Heat 2 of Sweden's Eurovision selection.
BalanceLost
02/08/18 4:12:26 PM
#5
LinksLiege posted...
BalanceLost posted...
I think Dance You Off is most likely to win Melodifestivalen so far. There are two heats left after this though, but hes definitely the front-runner at this point.

If he wins then I will totally record a video of myself dancing like a fool to it. Wearing clothing of a risqu nature.

Actually, probably not.

Im gonna remember this! At least dance to it
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicSneak-peeks from Heat 2 of Sweden's Eurovision selection.
BalanceLost
02/08/18 3:45:13 PM
#3
LinksLiege posted...
I guess LIAMOO was the most listenable, but I found the folksy song kinda charming too.

Still liked Dance You Off the most. >->

Do you mean Mimi Werner? Yeah I hope she makes the Second Chance. Its a charming song!

I think Dance You Off is most likely to win Melodifestivalen so far. There are two heats left after this though, but hes definitely the front-runner at this point.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHow do straight people have sex? Who is the guy and who is the other guy?
BalanceLost
02/08/18 3:35:05 PM
#15
Kaname_Madoka posted...
this was such a stupid joke

but it made me laugh out loud

MrNintendo1213 posted...
I did laugh, so fuck you other guys. I mean fuck you because clearly I'm gay and wanna fuck you, further adding to the joke. Don't mod me mods who don't understand things.

Camofrog2007 posted...
The lack of laughing is what made me laugh.



LinksLiege posted...
They're stuck in oppressive heteronormative roles.

The truly liberated couples are the ones that peg.

Yeeeeah
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicYour mom's so fat she pay taxes in three countries.
BalanceLost
02/08/18 3:34:21 PM
#8
:O
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicSneak-peeks from Heat 2 of Sweden's Eurovision selection.
BalanceLost
02/08/18 2:47:41 PM
#1
Two songs will go to the Final, two will go to the Second Chance and three will be eliminated.

https://www.svtplay.se/genre/melodifestivalen

Smyglyssna p ltarna = 1 minute from the studio version of the songs

Smygtitta p bidragen = 30 seconds from the first rehearsal

LIAMOO is my favourite followed by Margaret.

And the human incarnations of Chip and Dale, Samir & Viktor, will for sure be amongst the top 4 on Saturday

@FF_Redux @Parappa09 @NeoBowser @Funkydog @dragnmaninferno @MegaTech @LinksLiege @Turtlebread
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHow do straight people have sex? Who is the guy and who is the other guy?
BalanceLost
02/08/18 12:39:59 PM
#12
Patchwork posted...
I just thought this was going to be another CEman attempting to intellectualize something simple.

Pleasantly surprised.

Ive had a fever for 72 hours and counting. Im waaaaay past intellectualizing topics.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHow do straight people have sex? Who is the guy and who is the other guy?
BalanceLost
02/08/18 12:37:18 PM
#8
Tmk posted...
I think my favorite joke in this sort of style is the one about how bullshit double standards are. A girl has sex with a bunch of guys and society calls her a "slut" but a guy does it and oh, that makes him "Gay"

Hecking lame.

lol
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHow do straight people have sex? Who is the guy and who is the other guy?
BalanceLost
02/08/18 12:35:42 PM
#5
GODTIER posted...
I didnt even smirk, much less laugh

Turbam posted...
I didn't even come close to laughing

Bye Felicias, youre boring
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHow do straight people have sex? Who is the guy and who is the other guy?
BalanceLost
02/08/18 12:32:24 PM
#1


You laughed! And this was shamelessly stolen from a Grindr Instagram account.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicFunkydog and Parappa, you were unfortunately right.
BalanceLost
02/08/18 8:30:04 AM
#12
TheGrindery posted...
I wish Petra Mede hosted every time regardless of where it's held.

You mean you dont greatly enjoy hosts like last years Timur, Oleksandr and Volomydov?!


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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicFunkydog and Parappa, you were unfortunately right.
BalanceLost
02/08/18 8:16:46 AM
#10
Funkydog posted...
And no one was surprised!

We seem to have so much self loathing we intentionally self sabotage and refuse to show off our best qualities.

You could be top 10 if you were sending this instead. Sure, her vocals are a bit shaky due to the dancing but swap two dancers for two backing vocalists and voil! Absolutely smashing and a modern hit song.



TheGrindery posted...
United Kingdom, Australia and America shouldn't have commentators. If the hosts are speaking English, we don't need someone else talking over them or talking during each country's post card.

Or is that just a way to make people feel like they gotta buy the DVD?

I will stay out of this discussion since Im not a native speaker
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicI'm starting to wonder if I should stay home tomorrow.
BalanceLost
02/08/18 7:38:21 AM
#18
I have to go to the grocery store now unless I wanna live on butter, oats and milk. Keep your fingers crossed I dont fucking faint
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot women out in da world and
BalanceLost
02/08/18 7:35:20 AM
#117
The eye candy in Heat 2 of our Eurovision selection is Liam. Hes so yummy. @dragnmaninferno agree ;)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcCY8ggl7GS/?hl=sv
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicYour mom's so fat she pay taxes in three countries.
BalanceLost
02/08/18 5:54:04 AM
#1

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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot women out in da world and
BalanceLost
02/08/18 4:06:33 AM
#115
Parappa09 posted...
xell was in my dream last night

dragnmaninferno posted...
Except that one dream I had where I found a dildo in my closet.

Spill the details boys.

I dreamt I was at an amusement park with my brother and father. I could really feel the whoosh in my stomach from the rollercoasters o___o
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
Topichappy birthday neobowser
BalanceLost
02/08/18 3:53:43 AM
#3
I sent him a birthday snap but

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicFunkydog and Parappa, you were unfortunately right.
BalanceLost
02/08/18 3:48:23 AM
#6
wdlp posted...
Link?
Was I blue again



Parappa09 posted...
BalanceLost posted...
Parappa09 posted...
surprise!

Im sorry for your sake :(

dw i've had a lot of experience with being disappointed with the UK recently

You are such a great music nation though. The USA, UK and Sweden are the top 3 in the world when it comes to exporting music
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicFunkydog and Parappa, you were unfortunately right.
BalanceLost
02/08/18 3:42:50 AM
#3
Parappa09 posted...
surprise!

Im sorry for your sake :(
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicFunkydog and Parappa, you were unfortunately right.
BalanceLost
02/07/18 11:05:33 PM
#1
Britain chose one of the poorer songs for Eurovision. Decent but completely forgettable

@Funkydog @Parappa09
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
Topicwhen I talk to girls I'm going to have to say I post on 'gamefaqs gamespot' now
BalanceLost
02/07/18 10:56:24 PM
#20
My English teacher in 6th-9th grade always said double ew double ew double ew, world wide web, and then the adress.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHux and Teletubbies mash-up. Spoilers for TFA.
BalanceLost
02/07/18 10:53:00 PM
#6
FF_Redux posted...
Just made it less creepy

Adorable Huxxie
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicExplain how you got your current job
BalanceLost
02/07/18 1:40:37 PM
#14
I saw the position online and filled out the online applikation form which includes adding your resume. They called me once the applikation period was over and asked me to come to an interview. The interview was on a Thursday and they called me on Monday asking if I wanted the job.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicI'm starting to wonder if I should stay home tomorrow.
BalanceLost
02/07/18 12:11:17 PM
#17
Tmk posted...
It sounds more like acute bronchitis.


Just because you're cute doesn't mean every sickness you get is too, sheesh this guy.

*laughs in my fever mist*

Hairy-man posted...
Itchy..... tasty?

Your skin isnt peeling off is it?

Fever, sore joints, cough, fatigue. No peeling skin
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicI'm starting to wonder if I should stay home tomorrow.
BalanceLost
02/07/18 12:01:18 PM
#14
Felt a bit better midday but now I feel crappy again.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHux and Teletubbies mash-up. Spoilers for TFA.
BalanceLost
02/07/18 11:13:38 AM
#4
Doom_Art posted...
I remember when the New Republic wookieepedia page had to be protected because people kept replacing the picture with one of Hux screaming, and the rest of the article replaced with "...IS A REGIME THAT ACQUIESCES TO DISORDER"

lmao
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHux and Teletubbies mash-up. Spoilers for TFA.
BalanceLost
02/07/18 8:42:47 AM
#2
<.<
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicHux and Teletubbies mash-up. Spoilers for TFA.
BalanceLost
02/07/18 6:51:06 AM
#1

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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicI'm starting to wonder if I should stay home tomorrow.
BalanceLost
02/06/18 11:27:04 PM
#13
Its early morning and I almost got 39 degrees body temp. This worries me because a fever is usually lower right when you wake up in the morning since the body has been resting. Lets see how this goes
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
Topici've been chatting to this guy on snapchat for the past few days
BalanceLost
02/06/18 1:57:56 PM
#14
Parappa is up to dirty business.
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicI'm starting to wonder if I should stay home tomorrow.
BalanceLost
02/06/18 1:26:48 PM
#12
Muffinz0rz posted...
BalanceLost posted...
I feel so tired and warm and my joints ache. Need to cook cuz my body needs food although I dont feel very hungry. When I get ill is when I dislike living on my own <_<

Flu?

I think so :/
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot women out in da world and
BalanceLost
02/06/18 12:58:02 PM
#96
MegaTech posted...
BalanceLost posted...
MegaTech posted...
Ah ok, that's pretty cool man. They'll already know the good spots to show you.

Yeah, it will be great. Stuff is hella cheap over there too. A beer out at a restaurant/club apparently cost around 10 Swedish kronor (60 kronor is common here).

Hot damn. That's $1.25 here. I'd drink myself into a coma at that price. Take full advantage!!

I just dont wanna end up being mugged or something
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"BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix
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