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TopicMy friend is giving me shit for buying extended warranties.
Syntheticon
01/18/18 12:29:39 AM
#14
You wasted money on everything except the 3D printer.
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TopicWould u rather have a blind gf or an invisible gf?
Syntheticon
01/18/18 12:25:49 AM
#2
Blind would be better as long as she's hot-doesn't matter if she can see me as long as I like seeing her.
But do you mean invisible as in "the type of invisible that's really just imaginary" like vegy or actually tangible just not visible? What spectrum of light are they visible in, if any?
Sex with an invisible girl would be fascinating but long term I'll take someone I can see.

edit:
I'd have blind gf so that she doesnt notice that i have a small
Pretty sure she's still going to notice it's small at some point lol
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Topic39 year old Father is being deported after living in United States for 30 years.
Syntheticon
01/17/18 8:19:13 PM
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iClockwork posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
this is actually a good thing. we've made america greater by getting rid of him, so now his kids will grow up in an even better country!

By getting rid of a man who has never committed so much as a traffic violation, who pays his taxes every year? Get real.

I think we might need to use /s just in case in this thread...
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TopicWHAT DOES CE THINK ABOUT THESE WOMEN? Hnnnnnng
Syntheticon
01/17/18 1:31:45 AM
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They look like vacant insta-hoes with no social value past their looks but I could be being a bit harsh because I'm really getting sick of these types of poodles.
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TopicThis 20 y/o Blonde Girl is NO LONGER a TRUMP SUPPORTER!! Is She Still Hot???
Syntheticon
01/17/18 1:28:01 AM
#4
GameReviews posted...
AKA, now that the show is getting broadcast to everyone, I'm "changing" my "views" so my career isn't over.

This. She's hardly unattractive but she's still ugly on the inside.
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TopicYou can have sex with one of these women
Syntheticon
01/17/18 1:26:31 AM
#11
I think I could manage with Conway if she kept quiet. Neither of us would be happy though.
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TopicAnna Taylor-Joy is the sexiest new actress out there.
Syntheticon
01/17/18 1:24:56 AM
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TopicDonald Trump's physical report is out and scored PERFECT on cognitive exam
Syntheticon
01/17/18 12:33:41 AM
#105
You've gotta respect his thoroughness in a way-even his doctor is crooked lol
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TopicRegret isn't rape
Syntheticon
01/17/18 12:31:52 AM
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MysteryMan923 posted...
It is possible to consent in the moment and regret later.

Absolutely, that doesn't mean that it instantly becomes rape though.
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TopicIf willingly putting someone's dick in your mouth isn't ''enthusiastic consent''
Syntheticon
01/17/18 12:02:42 AM
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DeanAuryn posted...
Ask victims of child abuse that question.

Stay on topic-there is no 'consent' with children, it's a hard no in every situation.
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TopicDo you feel being a weeaboo is a mental illness?
Syntheticon
01/16/18 11:55:03 PM
#16
No, but it is mental illness adjacent.
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TopicCNN's Ashleigh Banfield SLAMS Liberal Aziz Ansari's..ACCUSER!! Is She Right???
Syntheticon
01/16/18 9:33:32 PM
#8
green dragon posted...
damn, I hope Aziz didn't do anything horrible.

i love that guy

the gal gave"non-verbal" cues. not to sound callous, but i think that's ridiculous. Gotta give full on verbal clues or do something that makes it absolutely clear you don't want to engaged in a sexual act.

Or, you know, leave?
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TopicSales clerk loses her job after accidentally revealing that Santa isn't real.
Syntheticon
01/16/18 9:02:12 PM
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This on it's own isn't worth a firing but if the rest of the info about her conduct is correct then she should have seen it coming and known they'd be looking for any reason to get rid of her-sounds like she wasn't well suited to the work anyway so they did her a favour and hopefully she'll find something she enjoys more.
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TopicMy hot female friend said she's half bi.
Syntheticon
01/15/18 8:54:18 PM
#20
Pepys Monster posted...
My hot female friend said she's half bi.

So if bi is half and half, does this make her quarter lesbian?
She said she'll kiss girls if they're hot, but won't do more than that.

Quarter attention lesbian it would seem...
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TopicScenario: You own a business and have to hire either a woman or a man, which?
Syntheticon
01/15/18 8:52:12 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Dey both meet da requirements to fill dis job, none is better den da other. Both are da same age too and both are single with no family attachments(like a kid or parent to take care of)

An interesting and timely question, undercut by your preschool level attempts to be cool/clever.
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TopicYesterday my friend got married to someone way out of his league.
Syntheticon
01/15/18 8:49:54 PM
#23
Money or serious cawk are the only things that can make up that deficit in scores.
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TopicWhat's 4 chan
Syntheticon
01/15/18 8:46:09 PM
#11
Snuggletoof posted...
xLtd97J

Came to post this, wasn't disappointed.
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TopicIf Game Genie was literally a Genie for gaming wishes. What are your 3 wishes???
Syntheticon
01/15/18 1:54:31 AM
#32
1. Every game is released on all platforms
2. All devices used the same power connection/supply and battery capacity was actually useful
3. Every sequel is better than the last
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Topic4channer had sex with his sister during Hawaiian missile scare
Syntheticon
01/15/18 1:46:45 AM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
Assuming it's real, why would the dude post this on the internet?
Assuming it's fake, why make that up then post it on the internet?

You're not a regular over there, I take it? lol
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Topic20 y/o Creepy Trump Supporter MURDERS his FRIEND in California!!!
Syntheticon
01/15/18 1:44:45 AM
#3
mrduckbear posted...
when asked if he could have 2 items on a deserted island, he said "The Bible and a Colt .45"

Can that be his sentence? Stuck on deserted island with those useless items?
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Topic19 y/o Tramp who FALSELY accused 2 Guys of RAPE has REJECTED 1 Year Prison Deal
Syntheticon
01/15/18 12:03:02 AM
#14
faramir77 posted...
Why do judges play games like this? Why is "offering/refusing" a sentence even a thing in this system? Just give her a fucking sentence already and stop wasting everyone's time.

That's not the judge, it's the prosecution-the opposing counsel. If they agree, then everyone still goes to court perfunctorily, everyone says their respective guilty pleas and acceptance of the deal and then sentencing begins.
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TopicPeople in Hawaii had no idea what to do during that ballistic missile alert.
Syntheticon
01/14/18 9:34:42 PM
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Reis posted...
apolloooo posted...
What are you supposed to do then?


Your sister

Yeah, that thread was so cash.
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TopicThis 28 y/o XBOX Gamer Shot his MOM in the Head cause she SNAPPED his HEADSET!!!
Syntheticon
01/14/18 9:17:11 PM
#35
Sounds like the sort of moron that needs their headset snapped, then account deleted and serious counseling.
Silver lining is that at least he really won't enjoy prison.
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TopicTrump officials demand Mueller return thousands of emails
Syntheticon
01/14/18 8:47:48 PM
#105
Trump officials demand Mueller return thousands of emails

Print them and have them delivered in dozens of archive boxes. It'll probably be the least wasteful use of taxpayer $ this year so far to boot.
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TopicDo you enjoy FWB arrangements?
Syntheticon
01/14/18 8:45:45 PM
#4
stone posted...
Definitely, as long as neither gets too attached and starts wanting more.

This. Make the rules clear up front and have each of you hold the other to it unless there's a mutual decision to take it further-if one gets feels and the other doesn't, you have to break it off then and there. No reason to get any jimmies rustled, there's plenty of other people out there.
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Topicwould this be illegal (prostitution related)
Syntheticon
01/14/18 8:43:43 PM
#4
Fam_Fam posted...
You don't pay the girl/guy for sex, but instead pay them to seduce someone else

They go seduce this person, and the person talks them into sex (with no discussion of money), which they agree to. Those two people have sex.

You didn't pay them to sleep with the person, just to strike up conversation and be in close proximity to this person. That person suggests sex to the girl without a discussion of money.

Would this be a crime / what would it be?

You're still guilty of solicitation but as far as I can tell the other person that the prostitute picks up is in the clear if they never discuss/exchange money.
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TopicTrump's doctor says he's in excellent shape.
Syntheticon
01/14/18 8:10:51 PM
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I'd like a second opinion.
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TopicBest '80s "detective" TV series?
Syntheticon
01/14/18 8:10:27 PM
#27
Ranzoh posted...
Hunter.

This. Oh Dee Dee, I'll always remember our time together.
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TopicRate your PC specs/10
Syntheticon
01/13/18 2:43:28 AM
#15
RomanGhost posted...
1. Potato
2. Those bead slider things that babies play with
3. A really old computer type thing
4. A Pong arcade machine
5. A calculator
6. An old Macintosh computer
7. A somewhat less old PC
8. The type of desktop you'd find in elementary schools
9. A gaming PC
10. NASA Computer
I'll translate.
1. Pretty much
2. Abacus, 27002300 BC
3. Babbage's Difference Engine. Designed 1786
4. An original or restored Pong cabinet, looks like it was signed by Allan Alcorn, the inventor. 1972
5. Right again
6. Apple II. 1977
7. Generic desktop, circa 1990s
8. Dell Dimension 1100. 2005
9. Generic desktop gaming PC, circa 2016
10. Pleiades supercomputer. 2008
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TopicWhy do girls try to make Tinder into a dating app?
Syntheticon
01/11/18 9:36:05 PM
#54
When it started I can understand trying to turn a few matches into dates instead of hookups but now it's pretty clear that it's for smashing and that's about it so anyone trying to make it more than it is now is a bit deluded, yeah.
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TopicHave you ever tried online dating?
Syntheticon
01/11/18 9:25:55 PM
#10
Yep, met quite a few interesting people, including my current GF of many years. Works well when you put in the effort.
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TopicDo you think Tori Amos was cute when she was younger?
Syntheticon
01/10/18 1:47:46 AM
#3
Yes and she's actually aged pretty well imho.
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TopicThis one secret will make women want to have sex with you
Syntheticon
01/10/18 1:43:53 AM
#17
Damn_Underscore posted...
Have a shit ton of cash, movie star looks or both
FTFY
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TopicThis one secret will make women want to have sex with you
Syntheticon
01/10/18 1:43:05 AM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
stop wanting to have sex


then why don't girls have sex with my wife?

Oh lawdy, my sides ;)
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TopicGood lord, Dani Dolce has the hottest body I've seen in porn
Syntheticon
01/10/18 1:41:37 AM
#6
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Not too many good SFW pictures out there but:

https://pics.wikifeet.com/Dani-Dolce-Feet-2984539.jpg

Aim higher, pal.
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Topic[LOOK] At this women's body. I dare you to say you wouldnt
Syntheticon
01/10/18 1:40:33 AM
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I hate fake boobs as a rule but damn if it doesn't look good at least...
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TopicWhich gaming developer has fallen the furthest?
Syntheticon
01/10/18 1:17:57 AM
#17
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Konami

This. Sorely missing from this list.
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TopicYour reaction if you found out your girls hella nice ass is FAKE AS FUCK???
Syntheticon
01/10/18 12:54:24 AM
#5
I'd certainly get rid of her (not sure about the dumping part-I'd have spotted that long before anything got serious) but I'm not the sort of sad act that whines about things on twitfacetagram.
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TopicScenario: Your 20 year-old son tells you he's dating a 30 year-old woman
Syntheticon
01/09/18 11:48:45 PM
#14
Make no judgments but be secretly very proud, providing she's legit.
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TopicThis Kentucky FAT Girl is Viciously Attacked because she has a SKINNY BOYFRIEND
Syntheticon
01/09/18 11:46:32 PM
#9
Full Throttle posted...
Are you one of those people who thinks that if a Fat and Skinny person are in love it's because one of them has a "fetish"?

Yes, but also, so what? If that's what he likes, it's not doing anyone any harm so good for him-everybody's into something.
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TopicWho has better music: God or Satan?
Syntheticon
01/09/18 11:42:37 PM
#16
minervo posted...
By Satanic I mean death metal, mainstream pop and gangsta rap, among others.

Those are 3 groups of fans that really don't get along and have little in common.
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TopicC/D: Tattoos disgrace your body
Syntheticon
01/09/18 11:39:50 PM
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There are only 2 types of people when it comes to ink:
-Those who make judgements about tattoos and the people who have them.
and
-People with tattoos.
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TopicC/D: Oprah seems to have more intelligence and class than Trump ever will
Syntheticon
01/09/18 11:37:16 PM
#41
A stale beer fart seems to have more intelligence and class than Trump ever will
FTFY

That said, Oprah will only be a moderate improvement. She may have business acumen (come to think of it, certainly a nice change from drumpf there too) but if anything we've clearly shown that potus needs to be someone that has been involved with politics and world events their whole career.
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TopicIs Metalhead the worst Black Mirror episode ever? (Spoilers)
Syntheticon
01/09/18 11:32:42 PM
#28
clearaflagrantj posted...
Yes it is

No, waldo moment was worse. Metalhead was a coherent story while waldo moment went "iffy situation with ominous implications", fast forward, the world is now shit. As always, they tried something different and it wasn't a terrible concept but the episode didn't work.
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TopicLana Del Rey getting sued by Radiohead for her song Get Free
Syntheticon
01/09/18 2:22:03 AM
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Yeah it, really does sound like it-she even throws in a few of the same vocal tweaks here and there.
Here's a tip-if the artist is willing to settle for 40%, they know it probably infringed lol
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TopicHave you seen this werid ass McDanald's commercial with the chick in a skirt
Syntheticon
01/09/18 2:16:58 AM
#37
Terrible ad for a terrible product featuring terrible people with terrible taste.
He had a manbun and she wasn't that hot.
Next.
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TopicJessica Jones, Claire, Elektra, or Colleen?
Syntheticon
01/09/18 2:08:04 AM
#38
Vol2tex posted...
Elektra has some nudes!

I can't imagine there's much to see unless you have a fetish for counting visible ribs or something lol
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TopicH&M under fire for racist product photos.
Syntheticon
01/09/18 2:03:00 AM
#30
nicklebro posted...
Its quite obviously not racist, just tone deaf. There's a difference.

This. They clearly didn't hire a black person to proof read the advertising. It would be nice if we could just use non slang words without it being taken the wrong way but that's not the world we live in.
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TopicTelltale Archer game?
Syntheticon
01/09/18 12:53:41 AM
#5
Yes, but they'd have to get the art style just right, 3D Archer would look weird and I'm not sure they would be able to make the same sort of game in 2D.
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