Lurker > yemmy

I heard the gay version of "The Race"
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get her pregnant
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Number39 posted...

yemmy posted...

I'm 6'2"

shut the fuck up

I'm like 160lbs though, skinny and goofy.

I also halfway take care of myself, but I don't work out really.
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Duncanwii posted...

Pepys Monster posted...

Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.

This.

it really isn't if you know how to talk to women, don't have really high standards, and unfortunately aren't really ugly.

I'm not the best looking chap out there, I'm balding (keep a buzz cut tho), skinny as fuck, and have a gap in my front two teeth, but I haven't gone on too big of a dry spell with sex since like 21 or so.

I do have a big dick and I'm 6'2" though, but my big dick just makes them return, it does no good if the woman doesn't already know lol (and I've rarely been brave enough to say anything about it until the point of having sex).

Some of you folks are so damn nasty with each other on here, I don't see how you call yourselves "nice guys" that get overlooked for the bad boys.

Trust me though, if you really are a "nice guy" and you actually can fuck and have a tad bit of money to spend, you will get all kinds of pussy when you're like 30. Or if you're 25-ish and don't mind fucking 30 year old girls.
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fuckin nerds are so impossible to impress

they probably didn't even try this time, they know that nerds are gonna bitch anyway, but their 13 bucks or whatever is still going to them lol
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Perascamin posted...

He ended up taking 2 Ethernet cables to his rig and having then both plugged in so it would be even FASTER.

So he installed another NIC card?

I'm calling bullshit on this one.
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wackyteen posted...

yemmy posted...

I was talking about the NFL losing money.

Microsoft bought licensing rights to sell these controllers officially on their store so... NFL already made the money they're gonna make on this deal

yeah but I was saying, they had to pay the NFL a lot of money (for licensing), because they are losing it

you folks sure do know how to take some shit 100% literally. CE on Saturday is like living with Sheldon Cooper I swear.
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weapon_d00d816 posted...

yemmy posted...

they gotta make up for all the money they are losing somehow

I doubt they're making a whole lot of profit off these things considering they had to acquire a license for 32 NFL teams.

I was talking about the NFL losing money.
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they gotta make up for all the money they are losing somehow
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cool people?
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Dark_Spiret posted...

been a really long time since i played it, but i do remember the mp being better than it had any right to be. kind of a mix of a CoD and BF, but done fairly well. dunno if they changed it much since then.

it is the same. I had it on PS3 and they shut down the servers a long time ago, but the PC version plays smoother. Fucking around in it for free is definitely worth it imo (spent last couple nights doing it).
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jesus christ those are real titties?
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Trump is nothing but a big troll to the government.

He purposely got them riled up. They are easily to manipulate, obviously.
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Shit is actually fun if you like CoD/Battlefield games. The single player is not that great.
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I wouldn't cuff her but that is just me
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same shit different day

doesn't matter, but it would be nice if he got thrown out and replaced with strange again
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THIS IS INSANE

how could this be happening!!

it is because we let them in the college football playoffs damn it!
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Yeah Im so disappointed that Im gonna leave for months, but first Im gonna make a topic about it and why.
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Asherlee10 posted...

I think you're just butthurt that your topic didn't take off like you expected.

I bet you were so excited to use your gimmick today. "Oh boy! I've thought of the best shitpost for CE. I can't wait to make the topic in the morning."

Totally because I spend so much time here and care about what people believe. Youre just mad I called you out on some shit youre having to bs about because you know I dont give a shit about this place or anyone here really
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Asherlee10 posted...

yemmy posted...

Asherlee10 posted...

yemmy posted...

Asherlee10 posted...

yemmy posted...

Asherlee10 posted...

For some reason I thought mentioning Pizzagate or suggesting that it was true is moddable...

You took up for Kevin spacey

Incorrect.

Bashed him at first and then said you agreed with a sympathizer.

Incorrect again.

Aren't you on a nice roll for wrong information? Impressive.

Ok lie to save face for CE. You and I know you said the sympathizer had a lot of good points.

Let's see... a gimmick account on CE who started a troll topic with a debunked conspiracy theory says I'm lying. Hmm...

Ok its cool, they believe you, dont worry about your CE rep
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Bullet_Wing posted...

I did not call you a Nazi. I said that the Neo-Nazis were coming out in support for him. Reading comprehension. For a guy who's talking about Pizzagate, you're sure throwing a lot of stones in that glass house.

I didnt call you a nazi, I just came into a random topic about Democrats to talk about Roy Moore and Nazis!
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Asherlee10 posted...

yemmy posted...

Asherlee10 posted...

yemmy posted...

Asherlee10 posted...

For some reason I thought mentioning Pizzagate or suggesting that it was true is moddable...

You took up for Kevin spacey

Incorrect.

Bashed him at first and then said you agreed with a sympathizer.

Incorrect again.

Aren't you on a nice roll for wrong information? Impressive.

Ok lie to save face for CE. You and I know you said the sympathizer had a lot of good points.
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Asherlee10 posted...

yemmy posted...

Asherlee10 posted...

For some reason I thought mentioning Pizzagate or suggesting that it was true is moddable...

You took up for Kevin spacey

Incorrect.

Bashed him at first and then said you agreed with a sympathizer.

Bullet_Wing posted...

http://www.newsweek.com/roy-moore-lands-neo-nazi-endorsement-election-correctly-quoting-hitler-744947

MAGA! All the Trump supporters are coming out for him!

Only 11 posts to get called a nazi
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Asherlee10 posted...

For some reason I thought mentioning Pizzagate or suggesting that it was true is moddable...

You took up for Kevin spacey
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I bet the liberals woke up today proud that they didnt have to take up for sexual predators today.
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lol it is funny how people like bishop insult me and then hang out for 2 hours for me to show up

I'm not gonna vote at all tomorrow, I would write in Nick Saban, but we need a coach.I just think it is funny when you tell liberals you're voting for Moore, they act like you are a child molester yourself.

All my friends at work besides 1 will go vote for Doug Jones. I've voted like 1 time (in 2008 for McCain actually). I don't really give a fuck enough to actually go up there and put in a ballot.

The thing is, the democrats are gonna be 'conservative tears' all up in this motherfucker, and don't give a flying fuck about the actual people running, and they wanna sit here and point out that it is the other side being like that.
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Bullet_Wing posted...

yemmy posted...

I live in Alabama, am a registered voter, and I AM voting for Roy Moore tomorrow.

Why?

Putting aside the numerous allegations, the man is a racist who wants to bring back segregation and thinks being gay is deserving of the capital punishment.

lol so you think he's gonna accomplish that?

I don't like Moore but you'd have to be a damn fool to think that Jones is gonna "work with both sides". Name 1 democratic senator that has 'worked with both sides' in 10 months. I can name a couple of republicans, not democrats.

I'm hoping he gets voted in and kicked out and replaced with Strange for another year.
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I live in Alabama, am a registered voter, and I AM voting for Roy Moore tomorrow.
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13/hr isnt bad money where I live
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what a pussy
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SuperGamer5 posted...

yemmy posted...

I remember when the Arcade version was like the definitive version of a game

yep. iirc, soulcalibur was the first game to really challenge that

When Dreamcast released they said it outperformed arcades at the time.
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I remember when the Arcade version was like the definitive version of a game
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I just watched Stephen Smith get his ear split in half on HBO.

Nastiest thing I've ever seen in boxing.
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got some fucked up shit in it
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hey a Shibe
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you think Full House is funny and Martin isn't (or Jamie Foxx show for that matter)

Fuckin Steve Harvey was better than that cheesy shit. And I am one of the few people around here old enough to have watched all of those shows when they originally aired.
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Dyinglegacy posted...

Do you think they are just faking it, and playing the system cause they are lazy and don't wanna work?

yes

50 years ago we didn't have a lot of people literally starving to death because of anxiety, and we didn't have welfare for them
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Martin ain't even on the list ?

*topic list*
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GregShmedley posted...

It also has the Glock Match Barrel.

for those times you're gonna take a 50yd shot with a pistol

yeah that is just bs marketing. it is still a polygonal rifling system
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p226

it would turn to a goddamn hentai/2d loli shit site quick

too many weebs around
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she only want you for you ducats bro

I mean you can still hit it I just wouldn't get too attached
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Dark_Spiret posted...

i live and die CZ and if i were going to war or had to go fight in the streets my sp-01 would be on my hip, but it is an all steel handgun thats pretty damn heavy to have on your side for 9hours a day. the phantom might be the better option or go p-07 if you have mid-size hands.

p01 or pcr for cz. Alloy, not full steel. 14+1 capacity and can still hold 16 flush with a tad sticking out.

I liked my p07 a whole but eventually sold it because every time I carried IWB that fucker was sticking sharp edges into me. I heard the new design is better though, and you'll be outside the waistband.
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p226

glock 19 if you can fit your hands on it, glock 17 if it is too small.

brestugo posted...

Only significant difference is the ambidextrous magazine release

the gen 5 have no finger grooves. that is the biggest difference to me. with a gen 4 you can swap sides of mag release.
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p226

I've seen it like 5 times I fuckin love it
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p226

I have one on my left thigh too lol, I've accidentally scratched it off so many times it isn't as big anymore though
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dog

dude has a big dick

that is how the world works man. I'm sorry, you keep posting, it is the truth.

Get over it. Either bang her or don't. But she ain't gonna give up feeling for the dude that fucks her better, to where she can't walk right after.
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NeoBowser posted...

Lol I got five of them removed. Fucking disgusting and can't understand why people would keep big fat moles on their faces.

mine are not the most noticeable thing in the world, they don't bother me except when I forget to cut the nasty ass hair off of them

I wouldnt pay to have them gone anyway.
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I have two small moles on my face, what is weird is that they grow their own hair so I gotta shave them or they look nasty

I had a freckly face when I was younger, and I still have them on my body, but not my face anymore.
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