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TopicIs it weird that I mostly just want a girlfriend to snuggle and hug.
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 3:37:28 PM
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ShadowStarEdge posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
The weird thing is I deed at least 1-2 times a day


Only????

Why would you do it more times than that?
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TopicIs it weird that I mostly just want a girlfriend to snuggle and hug.
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 2:01:15 PM
#13
Infinite 2003 posted...
Ya. It is

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Topic$1 billion and you become a neckbeard or $0 and you become a chad
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 1:59:45 PM
#2
post pictures of the neckbeard and the chad
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TopicIf the pilot is shit, so is the show.
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 1:52:43 PM
#18
A_Good_Boy posted...
smoke_break posted...
You have to give an anime like 2-5 episodes. I wouldn't like so many of my favorites if I judged them on their first.

Some TV shows are like that too. Last Man on Earth is a completely different show from its first episode.

Its been kind of crappy ever since season 2 ended
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TopicWhat would you swear on if you were sweated in to congress?
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 1:36:31 PM
#11
On the life of Kristen Bell
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TopicIf the pilot is shit, so is the show.
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 1:34:34 PM
#13
Hairy-man posted...
The office pilot was garbage, but the rest was gold

No, it wasn't. Every episode in the first season was hilarious
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TopicWhere should I start with anime? I'm starting my weaboo journey
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 1:13:52 PM
#15
youngfossil posted...
How in the heel Cowboy beebop not the first suggestion

Cowboy beebop

its cowboy bebop
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TopicWhere should I start with anime? I'm starting my weaboo journey
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 12:48:42 PM
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Topicare there any mutants (X-Men universe) that didn't get cool combat powers
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 12:30:06 PM
#23
Romulox28 posted...
Foppe posted...
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/0RwGR

this would actually be a really cool comic book villain because he could literally nuke a whole city if he wanted. so how can you beat a guy who has this potential

Bishop could absorb the blast
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Topicare there any mutants (X-Men universe) that didn't get cool combat powers
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 12:20:53 PM
#17
Doom_Art posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
That's not useful in a fight

what if you're fighting Sentinels?

The Sentinels are going to let you sit down, pull out your laptop and try to hack into their system?
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Topicare there any mutants (X-Men universe) that didn't get cool combat powers
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 12:18:54 PM
#14
Ricemills posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Skin and Cypher


wasnt Cypher in the later years got significant upgrade? as he can "speak" in computer language or something. that would make him an expert in coding.

That's not useful in a fight
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Topicare there any mutants (X-Men universe) that didn't get cool combat powers
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 12:11:02 PM
#6
Doom_Art posted...
IIRC in Ultimate Marvel there was a kid whose mutation was that he gave off toxins that caused organic matter to breakdown. Wasn't something he could control either, it was just something his body did automatically.

He unintentionally wiped out a good chunk of his hometown

That kind of reminds me of Hazmat from Avengers Academy
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Topicare there any mutants (X-Men universe) that didn't get cool combat powers
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 12:04:32 PM
#2
Skin and Cypher
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Topici liked paw patrol before it became anti kitten propaganda
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 11:28:54 AM
#3
Are you 4
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TopicITT: pranks you pulled on your parents as a kid.
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 11:26:20 AM
#13
My mom is very jumpy so sometimes I'd sneak up behind her and yell "HI!" really loudly lol
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TopicCYOA:You are an obese YouTuber
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 11:23:14 AM
#26
C
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TopicDoes weed show in urine if you only took 1 hit
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 11:15:48 AM
#25
Just get a close friend to give you a bag of their urine so that you can pass the drug test
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TopicCYOA:You are an obese YouTuber
GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 9:06:52 AM
#22
B
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TopicCan you tell if a women just had sex a few days ago?
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:36:40 PM
#8
ProtoManSPx posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Yes, you can smell the dick on her pussy

What does dick smell like? Do all dick smell the same?

It smells like moldy salami
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Topicwhat do republicans mean when they talk about Christian values?
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:36:03 PM
#7
No lgbt people or minorities
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TopicCan you tell if a women just had sex a few days ago?
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:33:48 PM
#3
Yes, you can smell the dick on her pussy
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TopicITT: We criticize our favorite games
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:31:17 PM
#9
Spiritlittle posted...
Persona 5...

Oh wait. The game is perfect. Nothing to criticize really... Um, I guess the localization could have been better?

q36jFYih
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Topicif you completely hate metal you're well adjusted
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:28:39 PM
#15
Romulox28 posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Romulox28 posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
@Romulox28 posted...
*listens to 15 minute aggressive song with two people screaming lyrics about graphic violence *

Wow, nothing seems off here! Better listen to this with headphones all day!

Not every metal song is about graphic violence. And not every metal song is aggressive. There are like a billion different sub genres, dude

Oh Im sorry, I forgot there is also metal about satanism too

No

So satanic metal is just a myth

No, I meant that wasn't what I was talking about. But you don't really care so I guess there's no point in talking about this lol
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Topicif you completely hate metal you're well adjusted
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:26:49 PM
#12
Romulox28 posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
@Romulox28 posted...
*listens to 15 minute aggressive song with two people screaming lyrics about graphic violence *

Wow, nothing seems off here! Better listen to this with headphones all day!

Not every metal song is about graphic violence. And not every metal song is aggressive. There are like a billion different sub genres, dude

Oh Im sorry, I forgot there is also metal about satanism too

No
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TopicITT: We criticize our favorite games
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:26:28 PM
#4
Lol portal 2. All you do is run through a bunch of holes. Wow, so exciting!
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Topicif you completely hate metal you're well adjusted
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:24:59 PM
#10
@Romulox28 posted...
*listens to 15 minute aggressive song with two people screaming lyrics about graphic violence *

Wow, nothing seems off here! Better listen to this with headphones all day!

Not every metal song is about graphic violence. And not every metal song is aggressive. There are like a billion different sub genres, dude
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Topic20 billion dollars but every female on the planet accuses you of raping them
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:23:26 PM
#15
Deal. I'd just get plastic surgery immediately

_Schwarzlicht_ posted...
MachoManSavage posted...

False rape accusations are on par with real rape in my eyes.

I can't figure out what this means

It means that he assumes everyone accused of rape is guilty
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TopicUpdated my ignore list
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:21:57 PM
#84
DocileOrangeCup posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
He gets off on getting shit on

hey so do i !

Neat-o
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TopicUpdated my ignore list
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:20:43 PM
#82
smoliske posted...
it'd be easier to TC just to fuck off and never come back if he dislikes so many people here (who conversely dislike him)

he must be very masochistic to keep coming back to a place where he is hated

He gets off on getting shit on
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Topicif you completely hate metal you're well adjusted
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:19:03 PM
#4
*repeatedly stabs your goat*
Hail Cthulhu!
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TopicIf you completely hate pop punk you're probably a neckbeard
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:14:24 PM
#8
The only good pop punk bands are Nofx and The Wonder Years
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TopicCYOA:You are an obese YouTuber
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:11:57 PM
#15
A
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TopicOmg what have they done to Barnes in Gotham? (Season 3 spoilers)
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 10:07:48 AM
#8
lilORANG posted...
yeah, peabody was great, but i think s3 had been great so far. I love all the villain dynamics, constantly switching sides, all sorts of shenanigans.

S2 was good too, but the first half involved Galavan, who was just a boring af villain when he was just a normal weirdo cult leader.

Have you gotten to the second half of the season yet?
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TopicHow do I disable this new quoting?
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 10:02:16 AM
#33
Asherlee10 posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Trickfinger posted...
This doesn't even hurt anything.

its ugly as fuck


I think the mile-long quote string looks much worse.

No, I dig it
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TopicHow do I disable this new quoting?
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:58:35 AM
#30
Trickfinger posted...
This doesn't even hurt anything.

its ugly as fuck
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TopicFamily of failed NYC suicide bomber outraged that police tried to question them
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:36:33 AM
#36
I've been meaning to watch 24. One of friends wouldn't shut up about it when it was still airing lol
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TopicFamily of failed NYC suicide bomber outraged that police tried to question them
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:32:37 AM
#31
ThyCorndog posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
hundreds of people

ah yes, the guy who managed to turn a suicide bombing attempt into a demonstration of blowing your dick off definitely has plans set in motion that'll involve hundreds of fatalities

They didn't know what exactly was going on. For all they knew, he was part of ISIS and they were planning 9/11 part 2. They needed more information to understand what was going on
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TopicFamily of failed NYC suicide bomber outraged that police tried to question them
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:30:48 AM
#28
MysticMismagius posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
SpiritSephiroth posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
The Admiral posted...
But hours after the failed attack, his family said it was outraged by the way it was targeted by law enforcement, including pulling a teenage relative from class and questioning him without a parent, guardian or attorney present.
Their anger is understandable here, though.
Attorneys and other adults being present would've prevented the cops from getting the truth. They needed to know if the suicide bomber was working with anyone else and why he did it
I find it funny that people are willing to disregard/ignore the law whenever they feel like it.
If you could save hundreds of people by breaking a small law like this and talking to a kid without his guardians, why wouldn't you do it?
This assumes hundreds of lives will be saved by doing this unethical interrogation.

Sorry, I meant to say potentially save
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TopicShould I watch Stranger Things?
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:29:41 AM
#7
Forlorn_Ass posted...
Hairy-man posted...
Is 8/10 really that good these days? I need a 10/10


Shows are garbage these days.

Not really. This is the golden age of tv

JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
Hairy-man posted...
Is 8/10 really that good these days? I need a 10/10


Then you should watch Big Mouth

that's a 2/10
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TopicFamily of failed NYC suicide bomber outraged that police tried to question them
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:29:04 AM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
The Admiral posted...
But hours after the failed attack, his family said it was outraged by the way it was targeted by law enforcement, including pulling a teenage relative from class and questioning him without a parent, guardian or attorney present.

Their anger is understandable here, though.

Attornies and other adults being present would've prevented the cops from getting the truth. They needed to know if the suicide bomber was working with anyone else and why he did it


I find it funny that people are willing to disregard/ignore the law whenever they feel like it.

If you could save hundreds of people by breaking a small law like this and talking to a kid without his guardians, why wouldn't you do it?
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TopicFamily of failed NYC suicide bomber outraged that police tried to question them
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:21:40 AM
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ChainedRedone posted...
The Admiral posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
The Admiral posted...
But hours after the failed attack, his family said it was outraged by the way it was targeted by law enforcement, including pulling a teenage relative from class and questioning him without a parent, guardian or attorney present.

Their anger is understandable here, though.


Agreed.


No, it isn't. The parents could have been in on it given that the bomb was built in their house. They're not going to get any useful info that way.


Yes, it is. Because kids don't understand their rights as well as adults.

This is America. None of us understand our rights
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TopicIt is almost 2018. Are you still a grammar policeman?
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:21:02 AM
#4
Veggeta X posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
The correct term is "grammar nazi".

That's moddable, though.

No it isnt
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TopicFamily of failed NYC suicide bomber outraged that police tried to question them
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:18:10 AM
#8
Solar_Crimson posted...
The Admiral posted...
But hours after the failed attack, his family said it was outraged by the way it was targeted by law enforcement, including pulling a teenage relative from class and questioning him without a parent, guardian or attorney present.

Their anger is understandable here, though.

Attornies and other adults being present would've prevented the cops from getting the truth. They needed to know if the suicide bomber was working with anyone else and why he did it
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TopicDo you have a negative bias towards users with not a lot of karma?
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:15:51 AM
#21
Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...
^Then gtfo lol

I have high karma. I just left it in my other pants
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TopicThe New Star War was so upsetting I needed to get drunk
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:12:07 AM
#10
Virus731 posted...
The_Weird_Gamer posted...
Virus731 posted...
Marvel syndrome


Disney gotta Disney


Pretty much. There were some "look this was a tiny bit graphic violence so it's not disneyfied moments" but it was just like "no the audience can't handle more than 5 minutes of drama quick send in stupid screaming monster and 3po"

The chick coming with wine thinks she's getting sex but she's just gonna listen to me talk about Star Wars while I drink her wine and then I'll pass out.

Sounds romantic
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TopicDo you have a negative bias towards users with not a lot of karma?
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:11:11 AM
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If you have low karma

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TopicYou may be surprised to learn that a U.S. effort in the Middle East backfired
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:09:46 AM
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TopicCYOA:You are an obese YouTuber
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:08:29 AM
#4
B
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TopicThe New Star War was so upsetting I needed to get drunk
GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 9:07:38 AM
#4
Are you already drunk?
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