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| Topic | If robots did hypothetically destroy humanity, what would they do after that? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 11:39:08 PM #2 | play Nier Automata to find out --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Do 2 dudes kissing each other gross you out? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 11:38:20 PM #10 | tfw no gif shitopic --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | 007 Nightfire is the only multiplayer FPS that comes close to MW2 |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 8:57:02 PM #8 | Damn_Underscore posted... Now that was a fun game Fuck yes. And Agent Under Fire with the wall hooks was so goddamn fun --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Wow, benzos really do take the edge off |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 8:35:51 PM #9 | MachoManSavage posted...
I could understand if my life was absolute hell to live through I guess. Despite everything I'm still one of the lucky ones. Some people might wanna numb themselves out of it. Like a slow suicide. How often do you take phenibut? I don't go more than once per week to avoid withdrawals. And I still get a bit edgey in the next few days so I take fasoracetam to help (it's supposed to do the opposite effect) Wish I could take it more often though --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Weird. The Switch actually knows what color of Joy Con is attached |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 8:24:29 PM #9 | Coffeebeanz posted... What a weird thing to program. It's little things like these that makes us love Nintendo products. The little sounds and music when you open the console and stuff. Makes you forget you gon die one day. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Wow, benzos really do take the edge off |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 8:22:49 PM #3 | MachoManSavage posted...
Huh? I thought benzos were supposed to be close to phenibut in effect. But phenibut does anything except numb you into "I don't care" status. IDK why anyone would want to numb themselves that way even if it meant lowering anxiety. Just not worth it becoming a zombie. And I say that as someone with a SHITLOAD of anxiety. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Resident Evil Revelations is actually good |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 5:28:36 PM #39 | SSJGrimReaper posted... why does Jill have a different face in every game she's in Well she has the same eyes. But she does feel like an entirely different character every game. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Trashy ass night cleaning crew steals our office's chocolate |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 4:00:36 PM #57 | DifferentialEquation posted... SusanGreenEyes posted...DifferentialEquation posted...I've heard of some people combatting this sort of thing with ghost pepper extract, though you could potentially get in trouble for that. Well considering a thief can sue you for slipping on ice in your stairs and injuring themselves. If capsaicin caused any extreme reaction in some People --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Trashy ass night cleaning crew steals our office's chocolate |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 1:28:26 PM #48 | masticatingman posted...
Right? Maybe I like my chocolate extra-spicy. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Trashy ass night cleaning crew steals our office's chocolate |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 1:20:29 PM #46 | Dustin1280 posted... Poison your food with some ultra hot capsaicin extract. Loving this and the balls sweat suggestion. I wonder if I can actually get in trouble for capsaicin though And to whoever asked how I know it's them, I'm the last to leave in the evening. And my coworker also has had his Lindor stolen from his drawers. I'm aware my reaction is petty, I don't care. You don't steal stuff bought with my easy earned money from me with your grubby little poor person hands and go unpunished. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Trashy ass night cleaning crew steals our office's chocolate |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 11:45:50 AM #8 | Well I lock everything now. Kinda sad that I can't trust adults not to be disgusting ghetto trash. I still want to punish them though DifferentialEquation posted... I've heard of some people combatting this sort of thing with ghost pepper extract, though you could potentially get in trouble for that. Why? --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Trashy ass night cleaning crew steals our office's chocolate |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/20/18 11:37:26 AM #1 | Pathetic poor ghetto people doing the cleaning at night in our office are eating everything they see. You can't leave chocolate on your desk without finding crumbs on your chair and missing pieces. But they also go through drawers apparently and steal food in those. How can I get back to them in the harshest but legal manner? --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Does anyone actually believe in God? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/19/18 11:14:38 PM #5 | butthole sweat --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | My friend cried because I didn't give her $20 when she came to borrow money. |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/19/18 7:43:31 PM #48 | CM_Ponch posted... You did the right thing TC --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | why are you ok with eating pigs but not dogs |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/15/18 8:29:49 PM #29 | My BF keeps sending me videos of cute and loving pigs and cows. I feel bad but I'm still gonna eat bacon and beef. Trying to reduce consumption though. But I hate fish and seafood so much --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | one of the olympic ice skating pairs is a brother and sister |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/11/18 11:25:42 PM #2 | bump --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | im poasting on game eff ay kyews |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/05/18 1:23:27 PM #12 | Guffaws --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | ITT we rate The Weeknd |
| Cartwheel_Kick 02/04/18 10:14:32 AM #17 | He's getting hard carried by whoever is composing His shrill voice is not the attraction of his hit singles --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | I was gonna make ramen and the soy I used was fucking spoiled!! |
| Cartwheel_Kick 01/29/18 4:28:36 PM #2 | I went pooping an hour ago. But I only managed to squeeze out a small fart. I still wiped just in case --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Daniel Radcliffe for James Bond? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 01/27/18 10:14:17 AM #16 | I've been disappointed in all his acting so far so no Harry Potter at least had a reason for him to do the mouth-agape-stare face all movie long, but he had no excuse after that --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | It's amazing how much a penis can improve a female character |
| Cartwheel_Kick 01/26/18 9:32:50 PM #5 | Just to be clear you mean shemales threatening to fuck a girl in an anime --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | What veggies should I make with Pineapple-Ginger chicken? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 01/26/18 8:23:33 PM #13 | red pepper is the first thing that comes to m- IcyFlamez96 posted... stupid good ugh --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | What the fuck is this trash (Undertale) |
| Cartwheel_Kick 01/25/18 11:23:24 PM #6 | ChromaticAngel posted... Have you tried actually playing it all the way through? How does it get better than this? I usually like quirky little universes but this just feels like trash so far. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | What the fuck is this trash (Undertale) |
| Cartwheel_Kick 01/25/18 11:19:17 PM #1 | bought it on sale a few weeks ago, didn't notice time flew by Now I actually tried it and it's like some shitty low tier RPG Maker offspring, and it's too late for refund Why do you do this to me, internet? --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | When does Michael die in The Office? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 01/19/18 1:40:14 PM #26 | @Gamer99z posted... Real talk TC, watch season 2 and tell me you don't love it. You're not human if not. The finale to season 2 is a masterpiece. I'm at like S5 lol. The show is great and so many characters are funny. I'm just so tired of Michael's self indulgent, reality denial pathetic smile every time he butts in somewhere he shouldn't or forcefully denies criticism and nobody opposes him. He has such a punchable weakling face. It's to the point I love parts where he gets destroyed more than the funny parts, but they're just too rare. Seeing him sob pathetically I think the show could have used a bit less focus on him, it's a bit repetitive since he never fully gets broken down or changes --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Its 1889. You and baby Hitler are on the edge of a cliff |
| Cartwheel_Kick 01/18/18 11:59:47 PM #28 | The slightest change causing the slightest movement or delay means everybody would not be the very sperm that reached the egg. Even if you made it back through some fallacy, all your friends would nut exist so no. Sorry --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | When does Michael die in The Office? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 01/18/18 11:07:29 PM #8 | idk about anyone else but my bf and I started watching it randomly on Netflix EnragedSlith posted... In Season 3, after a limit break to go beyond what his body could handle and save Pam. Hes revived halfway through Season 4, though. lmao what --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | When does Michael die in The Office? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 01/18/18 10:59:50 PM #1 | It's a great show but I can't take his self indulgent loser face anymore. That guy is a good actor cause damn does he make me hate his character --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Media that feature male VS female rival battle that isn't sexualized? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 12/16/17 3:29:08 PM #1 | Do you know any examples of Movies, Games, Anime, TV shows etc. scenes where a guy and a girl fight in a spirit of equal rivalry without sex or seduction being the centerpoint of the scene? The only example that comes to my mind quickly is the fight in Kingsman's secret services between the protagonist and the villain's right arm at the end of the movie. I guess the final "fight" in Kill Bill vol. 2 counts as well but IIRC it's not that elaborate. Most of the movies consists of girl on girl fights and the massacre doesn't really count as equal rivalry --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | What if Jesus' second coming already happened but we accidentally killed him? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 11/19/17 5:52:10 PM #7 | lilORANG posted... Cartwheel_Kick posted...Gahwd could just try again it's not like he has a mana bar does he? To whom? We didnt even know in your theory --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | What if Jesus' second coming already happened but we accidentally killed him? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 11/19/17 5:47:14 PM #4 | Gahwd could just try again it's not like he has a mana bar does he? --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Lol why would someone watch a let's play, literally watching someone else play |
| Cartwheel_Kick 11/19/17 5:04:15 PM #10 | Both are dumb imo --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | When all of the entry level jobs require 3-5 years of experience < |
| Cartwheel_Kick 10/28/17 10:37:53 AM #12 | You need an internship or your degree is literally worthless. I learned this the hard way --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Why the hell are Nintendo consoles so damn expensive... |
| Cartwheel_Kick 10/28/17 12:59:40 AM #6 | Is it that expensive for something that makes cute sounds and makes you forget about your inevitable death? --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Red Eyes Black Dragon is a pretty shitty card >_> |
| Cartwheel_Kick 10/28/17 12:38:13 AM #23 | legendarylemur posted... Cartwheel_Kick posted...why do you insist on that stupid ass shifty eyes gimmick? its like you refuse anyone takes you seriously XD okay, it was worth it just for this --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Super Mario Odyssey... Pretty fun so far. |
| Cartwheel_Kick 10/28/17 12:20:19 AM #5 | worth500$? --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | is math in video games the perfect example of artificial difficulty? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 10/28/17 12:18:31 AM #8 | that doesnt count as a video game --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Not being able to see your significant other for a week and a half sucks. |
| Cartwheel_Kick 10/28/17 12:17:36 AM #16 | Living with them full time and losing the magic is 10x worse --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Red Eyes Black Dragon is a pretty shitty card >_> |
| Cartwheel_Kick 10/28/17 12:16:44 AM #21 | why do you insist on that stupid ass shifty eyes gimmick? its like you refuse anyone takes you seriously --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Do Americans really clap after opening a loot box? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 10/27/17 7:08:57 PM #2 | XD --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | ITT: Post your personal, unique swear combos. |
| Cartwheel_Kick 10/22/17 3:07:39 AM #18 | Fuckass simple but effective like "I can't believe we're losing to that fuckass gp/taric bot lane" --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
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