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Topic | Tonight I will sleep on a silk pillowcase for the first time ever |
DemonsHoles 11/28/17 1:09:53 AM #1 | |
Topic | Are you an idiot if you buy a bitcoin now? |
DemonsHoles 11/28/17 12:32:33 AM #9 | it will become the world currency someday worth millions per coin and you will all have to explain to your grandchildren why you didn't buy any when it was at a meager 10 grand --- |
Topic | Memories of the CEgal Hermiione |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 11:27:36 PM #13 | |
Topic | Hey Shotgunnova |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 11:25:54 PM #1 | |
Topic | i just got a root canal |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 11:24:58 PM #4 | |
Topic | Memories of the CEgal Hermiione |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 11:23:36 PM #11 | Well okay, I guess I can go through it fast. We went that "weird store" and it was pretty weird. It had like, anime stuff but also sexual things. There were some FMA nick nacks and Hermii would point and be like "Oh my god. Oh my god. Look! LOOK", jokingly of course. And I'd point to other weeaboo things and be like "OH MY GOD NARUTO". There was this section in the back of the store that just sold... weird sexual things? Like rubber toys that were like... breasts? I pointed it out to to Hermii and I told her to squeeze in which she was too embarrassed to so I think I reached out to one of them, gave it a squeeze and made a "honk honk" noise or something. I can't even remember. As we left the store, Hermiione was like "Oh my god. We should go to game stop!" and we walk over. I'm pretty sure as we were inside the store, Hermiione was all like "Imagine if we were to posts on CE that were inside a Gamestop together right now. Imagine all the butthurt they would feel" and we both laughed. I tried playing with the new Wii Wii as I was inside. A lot of it was also a lot of looking around and sarcastically pointing at games, e.g. "hello kitty kitchen" or w/e and exclaiming "oh my god i need dis". But whatever, moving on. We go to several other stores, hop around, yada yada, an hour or so pasts by and I suggest that we make way towards my hotel so we can check in. We leave the mall, get back into the car, I pull up directions and I start heading over when all the sudden, we see that right in front of us was a Toys 'R Us. We're both like, "OH MY GOD TOYS 'R US! WE SHOULD GO" I asked her, "wait, really?" and she says "Yeah, why not yolo" and I'm like "K yolo" and we pull into the Toys 'R Rus. --- |
Topic | Memories of the CEgal Hermiione |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 11:20:24 PM #9 | I pull up into the mall's parking lot and try to find a place to park. The mall isn't too big, bear in mind, her town has only about 80k residents. I swing around trying to find a place close to the entrance and notice this huge pile of left over brown snow taking up about 4 parking spaces. I point it out to Hermiione and say to her, "Wow. I didn't know you guys collect huge piles of cow s***." She says something like, "Oh yeah. You mean you don't have that where you come from?" or something sarcastically. This pretty much sets the tone for our interaction for the rest of the trip. Oh yes! I forgot to mention. Hermiione was wearing a plaid skirt, nude tights and a red and white letterman style jacket. She also had an Ash Ketchum hat in the car with her that she showed off. But anyways, we get out of the car and start walking into the mall. I'm starving so we immediately try to find the food court. The interesting thing about this trip is that her town is mostly dominated by white folk and Asians only have a 1% demographic hold in her town. This strikingly contrasts the place where I live, the West Coast, where in some neighborhoods may be as high as 30-40%. I felt like I received weird stares, particularly me being with a substantially... youthful girl in a appearance and that she white. This could have all been in my mind though, but I was pretty self conscious being in this new environment. We get to the food court and there are like.. 5 options, two of which I remember are like, Subway and Chinese food I was deciding against. Well, being of Asian decent and knowing what "good chinese" food is, and, me being in pretty much the middle of no where with only a 1% Asian population, I decided against the Chinese food and opted for the Subway. Hermiione had already eaten at this point so it was just me. Got me some spicy italian, aw yeah. I get my sandwich and we find a place to sit and talk a little bit. I can't remember what we were saying but I do remember that it was surprisingly comfortable to be with her. I always imagined it'd be awkward, but everything just felt really natural. We were cracking jokes as we would online, we were talking to each other as if we were talking on Skype. It was almost like we were video chatting, but everything felt HD. I finish up my sandwich in a jiffy and we decide to wander around the mall. Our first stop was this one store which name escapes my mind, but Hermiione said "Hey! Let's go to [that one store]. They have really weird things there!" --- |
Topic | Memories of the CEgal Hermiione |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 11:16:47 PM #5 | So we do the old Chinese fire drill and swap seats with me being in the drivers seat. I have to change my chair pretty substantially because Hermiione is actually a bit shorter in person than I'd imagine. (I'm 5'10, she's 5'4') I start the engine up and try to maneuver myself out of the curb side parking. There's actually two cars in front and behind us to which I exclaim, "Wow, [her name]. You actually parallel parked?" She replies: "No. I was parked here first and then some a****** decides to come park right next to me :(" So I'm turning the steering wheel and backing up a bit and she's all like "oh my god. Please don't hit any cars." and so I'm extra careful as I try to maneuver my way out. No sweat. At this point, I only sort of know where I'm going so I pull up my phone as I'm driving so I can find directions to where I'm going, because, keep in mind, I have never ever been to this town before. This worries the Hermiione and she keeps on telling me "Oh god. Don't crash." as I ignore her and try to focus on driving. Literally every 2 minutes she'd yelp something like "Don't hit that car ):" but she eventually relaxes as we're on our way to the mall. --- |
Topic | Memories of the CEgal Hermiione |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 11:13:30 PM #1 | Well, it took me 13 hours to get to where she lives including a pretty f***ed up Greyhound bus ride as Hermiione was too uncomfortable to pick me up from the airport. When the Greyhound dropped me off, apparently, they had recently switched stations so where Hermiione went to pick me up was now just an empty parking lot. Being the ditzy little girl she is, she got lost a bit, but finally found the vicinity of where I was. I got a text message on my phone telling me where she was parked. When I looked it up on Google Maps I saw that it was only a block behind me and my heart started racing. I walked over to her location with a rolling suitcase in hand as I saw the make, model and color of the car she described to me. "That's definitely her car." I thought to myself. Hermiione has poor eyesight, so I probably saw her before she saw me but when I finally made eye contact with her, I coudln't stop smiling. I got into her car and was like "Can I put my suitcase in your trunk" and she fumbles and bit and she's all like "... I don't know to open my trunk :(" and we just lol and I just threw my suitcase in the backseat. Once I was situated, I sat in the passenger seat, let out a deep breath and I asked, "So... where are going?" to which silence and she stuttered "I-I don't know". Being the proactive person I am, I suggested "Well... let's go to the mall then!?" where she sort of stuttered back "Okay.." shyly and asked, "Do you want to drive?" LOL --- |
Topic | Who are the lifters of CE? |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 10:20:19 PM #17 | how the hell do you put your weight into your heels when doing a squat, my body forces me onto my tippy toes every time even when squating without any weight? --- |
Topic | Who are the lifters of CE? |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 10:02:46 PM #14 | will that make me ripped while I put together funds for a gym membership? --- |
Topic | Who are the lifters of CE? |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 9:50:43 PM #12 | I haven't lifted weights since high school and don't want to get laughed at for lifting a low weight, should I buy one of those power racks? --- |
Topic | My dog is reverse sneezing and throwing up at the same time |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 9:29:53 PM #6 | yoshirulezz1 posted... don't have the time to cut the vet into my budget. smh --- |
Topic | Who are the lifters of CE? |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 9:28:31 PM #8 | Whoa I gotta asquat right off the bat? Don't I need a spotter for that --- |
Topic | So why didn't you buy bitcoin when it was around $6k a few weeks ago? |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 12:24:50 AM #17 | ssj3vegeta posted... I blame coinbase for not accepting my credit card lol --- |
Topic | Bitcoin is nearly at $9700 |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 12:11:28 AM #4 | dat feel when you make $400 in 24 hours while sitting on the couch --- |
Topic | How many Bitcoin do you own? |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 12:10:01 AM #8 | |
Topic | what's CE drinking? |
DemonsHoles 11/27/17 12:01:08 AM #6 | |
Topic | And that's why the Jacksonville Jaguars are the Jaguars |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 11:59:57 PM #6 | Chad-Henne posted... I just found this topic but lmao TC is still butthurt af we argued like 3 days ago about football and you said you would be tagging me when the Vikings lost, and now you're all up in your feelings because I did the same exact thing lol poor guy :( --- |
Topic | Do you take out any time to meditate? Pray? |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 11:54:32 PM #13 | I wish I could do any of those, my mind races too much tbh --- |
Topic | Who are the lifters of CE? |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 11:21:25 PM #1 | I've always wanted to get into lifting but get scared away from the gym because I don't know how to do the exercises/proper form properly. Do you guys have any advice or youtube videos I could check out? I am skinnyfat I guess, a tiny gut but not much muscle mass either smh @Pow_Pow_Punishment @clearaflagrantj @Darkman124 --- |
Topic | Bitcoin has hit the $9600 mark |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 8:32:32 PM #1 | if you own one fourth of a bitcoin you will be a millionaire in 15 years --- |
Topic | Just found out about Doki Doki Literature Club. Holy shit. |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 8:20:53 PM #28 | SGT_Conti posted... The most the store page gives is a warning that it can contain disturbing content, but that's the extent of it. It doesn't go into any sort of detail about what that content is. exactly, but of course TC had to go and ruin it for people, talk about pathetic smh --- |
Topic | Just found out about Doki Doki Literature Club. Holy shit. |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 7:58:02 PM #24 | HaVeNII7 posted... I have literally only Plenty of people have already called you out already, you should be ashamed of yourself --- |
Topic | Just found out about Doki Doki Literature Club. Holy shit. |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 7:44:10 PM #15 | HaVeNII7 posted... Kaname_Madoka posted...Joshsonic26 posted...You aren't supposed to let people know what it is How nice of you to do it to other people, seriously use your brain wow --- |
Topic | And that's why the Jacksonville Jaguars are the Jaguars |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 7:42:17 PM #1 | Why would you throw the ball there and give them time to go down and kick a field goal like they just did? @Chad-Henne hahahaha what an embarrassment play let your old quarterback engineer a game winning drive against you --- |
Topic | Just finished Dust: An Elysian Tail, credits are rolling |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 7:15:37 PM #1 | |
Topic | Broncos vs Raiders fight |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 5:45:25 PM #25 | LOL literally 3 minutes into the game --- |
Topic | If you own one fourth of a Bitcoin you will be a millionaire in 15 years |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 5:30:23 PM #15 | |
Topic | i have a feeling im going to be fired this week. oh well. |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 4:50:42 PM #10 | You have 2 bitcoin though you will be fine --- |
Topic | Why does CE call every new female user here ''polymer''? |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 4:45:09 PM #3 | |
Topic | Reasons we do things that upset you~ |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 4:31:10 PM #32 | LittleRoyal posted... Go figure, you cant handle someone disagreeing with you. I think we agree with most of the problems you wrote about women facing, it's just that we're hesitating to believe if you are actually a woman or polymer with another g.i.r.l account --- |
Topic | Describe me in one word. |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 4:25:14 PM #5 | |
Topic | Reasons we do things that upset you~ |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 4:23:46 PM #27 | LittleRoyal posted... I think you just miss them~ We disliked each other very much to be honest --- |
Topic | Reasons we do things that upset you~ |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 4:18:47 PM #24 | I hate to say it lol but you do sound a lot like polymer --- |
Topic | It's sad how society labels every sexual interaction between men as homosexual |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 4:17:53 PM #15 | |
Topic | Reasons we do things that upset you~ |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 4:16:43 PM #21 | LittleRoyal posted... Akagami_Shanks posted...didn't some guy smack your ass and then you gave him a hug lmao Okay but why did you hug him --- |
Topic | Frasier was ahead of its time |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 3:38:05 PM #3 | |
Topic | Reasons we do things that upset you~ |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 3:17:16 PM #11 | |
Topic | If you have more than 0.40 bitcoin I don't like you |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 2:15:47 PM #13 | Manocheese posted... DemonsHoles posted...Manocheese posted...I used to have over 60, but I sold them years ago. =( hmm I see, you will still be worth millions in 15 years though --- |
Topic | How much planning and saving have you done for retirement? |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 2:07:20 PM #9 | -Gavirulax- posted... I don't plan on living past 50/60 so not much. wut --- |
Topic | If you have more than 0.40 bitcoin I don't like you |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 1:28:46 PM #10 | Manocheese posted... I used to have over 60, but I sold them years ago. =( damn are you going to buy back in? Slaya4 posted... I only have 2.7 fucking marked for being a snotty multi-millionaire --- |
Topic | is there a GameFAQs extension that blocks everyone with less than 1000 karma? |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 1:27:13 PM #4 | RebelElite791 posted... There are a lot of shitposting troll sage accounts too, and they're worse because they don't get banned no matter how racist and terrible they are hey ancient --- |
Topic | If you have more than 0.40 bitcoin I don't like you |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 1:17:58 PM #7 | Kaname_Madoka posted... I have 0.00114639 -Gavirulax- posted... DemonsHoles posted...you're already rich so you don't count, I like you Turbam posted... I have 0.39 hello friends --- |
Topic | If you have more than 0.40 bitcoin I don't like you |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 1:12:31 PM #3 | you're already rich so you don't count, I like you --- |
Topic | If you have more than 0.40 bitcoin I don't like you |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 1:10:45 PM #1 | |
Topic | It has rained practically every day for 2 months. I'm sick of the rain... |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 12:42:06 PM #24 | |
Topic | Should I play chrono trigger |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 3:36:00 AM #4 | |
Topic | who has a spare room/bed going in NYC? |
DemonsHoles 11/26/17 2:45:47 AM #15 | pinky0926 posted... Stay at Admirals place, that is a wild idea. I picture it being a bit like how Goku and Piccolo became partners in crime despite their vast ideological differences LMAO --- |
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