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TopicTonight I will sleep on a silk pillowcase for the first time ever
DemonsHoles
11/28/17 1:09:53 AM
#1
TopicAre you an idiot if you buy a bitcoin now?
DemonsHoles
11/28/17 12:32:33 AM
#9
it will become the world currency someday worth millions per coin and you will all have to explain to your grandchildren why you didn't buy any when it was at a meager 10 grand
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TopicMemories of the CEgal Hermiione
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 11:27:36 PM
#13
TopicHey Shotgunnova
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 11:25:54 PM
#1
Topici just got a root canal
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 11:24:58 PM
#4
does your mouth look like this right now

wSBEjOE
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TopicMemories of the CEgal Hermiione
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 11:23:36 PM
#11
Well okay, I guess I can go through it fast.

We went that "weird store" and it was pretty weird. It had like, anime stuff but also sexual things. There were some FMA nick nacks and Hermii would point and be like "Oh my god. Oh my god. Look! LOOK", jokingly of course. And I'd point to other weeaboo things and be like "OH MY GOD NARUTO".

There was this section in the back of the store that just sold... weird sexual things? Like rubber toys that were like... breasts? I pointed it out to to Hermii and I told her to squeeze in which she was too embarrassed to so I think I reached out to one of them, gave it a squeeze and made a "honk honk" noise or something. I can't even remember.

As we left the store, Hermiione was like "Oh my god. We should go to game stop!" and we walk over. I'm pretty sure as we were inside the store, Hermiione was all like "Imagine if we were to posts on CE that were inside a Gamestop together right now. Imagine all the butthurt they would feel" and we both laughed.

I tried playing with the new Wii Wii as I was inside. A lot of it was also a lot of looking around and sarcastically pointing at games, e.g. "hello kitty kitchen" or w/e and exclaiming "oh my god i need dis".

But whatever, moving on. We go to several other stores, hop around, yada yada, an hour or so pasts by and I suggest that we make way towards my hotel so we can check in.

We leave the mall, get back into the car, I pull up directions and I start heading over when all the sudden, we see that right in front of us was a Toys 'R Us. We're both like, "OH MY GOD TOYS 'R US! WE SHOULD GO"

I asked her, "wait, really?" and she says "Yeah, why not yolo" and I'm like "K yolo" and we pull into the Toys 'R Rus.
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TopicMemories of the CEgal Hermiione
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 11:20:24 PM
#9
I pull up into the mall's parking lot and try to find a place to park. The mall isn't too big, bear in mind, her town has only about 80k residents. I swing around trying to find a place close to the entrance and notice this huge pile of left over brown snow taking up about 4 parking spaces.

I point it out to Hermiione and say to her, "Wow. I didn't know you guys collect huge piles of cow s***." She says something like, "Oh yeah. You mean you don't have that where you come from?" or something sarcastically. This pretty much sets the tone for our interaction for the rest of the trip.

Oh yes! I forgot to mention. Hermiione was wearing a plaid skirt, nude tights and a red and white letterman style jacket. She also had an Ash Ketchum hat in the car with her that she showed off.

But anyways, we get out of the car and start walking into the mall. I'm starving so we immediately try to find the food court.

The interesting thing about this trip is that her town is mostly dominated by white folk and Asians only have a 1% demographic hold in her town. This strikingly contrasts the place where I live, the West Coast, where in some neighborhoods may be as high as 30-40%. I felt like I received weird stares, particularly me being with a substantially... youthful girl in a appearance and that she white.

This could have all been in my mind though, but I was pretty self conscious being in this new environment.

We get to the food court and there are like.. 5 options, two of which I remember are like, Subway and Chinese food I was deciding against. Well, being of Asian decent and knowing what "good chinese" food is, and, me being in pretty much the middle of no where with only a 1% Asian population, I decided against the Chinese food and opted for the Subway. Hermiione had already eaten at this point so it was just me.

Got me some spicy italian, aw yeah.

I get my sandwich and we find a place to sit and talk a little bit. I can't remember what we were saying but I do remember that it was surprisingly comfortable to be with her. I always imagined it'd be awkward, but everything just felt really natural. We were cracking jokes as we would online, we were talking to each other as if we were talking on Skype. It was almost like we were video chatting, but everything felt HD.

I finish up my sandwich in a jiffy and we decide to wander around the mall. Our first stop was this one store which name escapes my mind, but Hermiione said "Hey! Let's go to [that one store]. They have really weird things there!"
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TopicMemories of the CEgal Hermiione
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 11:16:47 PM
#5
So we do the old Chinese fire drill and swap seats with me being in the drivers seat. I have to change my chair pretty substantially because Hermiione is actually a bit shorter in person than I'd imagine. (I'm 5'10, she's 5'4')

I start the engine up and try to maneuver myself out of the curb side parking. There's actually two cars in front and behind us to which I exclaim, "Wow, [her name]. You actually parallel parked?"

She replies: "No. I was parked here first and then some a****** decides to come park right next to me :("

So I'm turning the steering wheel and backing up a bit and she's all like "oh my god. Please don't hit any cars." and so I'm extra careful as I try to maneuver my way out. No sweat.

At this point, I only sort of know where I'm going so I pull up my phone as I'm driving so I can find directions to where I'm going, because, keep in mind, I have never ever been to this town before. This worries the Hermiione and she keeps on telling me "Oh god. Don't crash." as I ignore her and try to focus on driving. Literally every 2 minutes she'd yelp something like "Don't hit that car ):" but she eventually relaxes as we're on our way to the mall.
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TopicMemories of the CEgal Hermiione
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 11:13:30 PM
#1
Well, it took me 13 hours to get to where she lives including a pretty f***ed up Greyhound bus ride as Hermiione was too uncomfortable to pick me up from the airport.

When the Greyhound dropped me off, apparently, they had recently switched stations so where Hermiione went to pick me up was now just an empty parking lot. Being the ditzy little girl she is, she got lost a bit, but finally found the vicinity of where I was.

I got a text message on my phone telling me where she was parked. When I looked it up on Google Maps I saw that it was only a block behind me and my heart started racing.

I walked over to her location with a rolling suitcase in hand as I saw the make, model and color of the car she described to me. "That's definitely her car." I thought to myself. Hermiione has poor eyesight, so I probably saw her before she saw me but when I finally made eye contact with her, I coudln't stop smiling.

I got into her car and was like "Can I put my suitcase in your trunk" and she fumbles and bit and she's all like "... I don't know to open my trunk :(" and we just lol and I just threw my suitcase in the backseat.

Once I was situated, I sat in the passenger seat, let out a deep breath and I asked, "So... where are going?" to which silence and she stuttered "I-I don't know".

Being the proactive person I am, I suggested "Well... let's go to the mall then!?" where she sort of stuttered back "Okay.." shyly and asked, "Do you want to drive?"

LOL
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TopicWho are the lifters of CE?
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 10:20:19 PM
#17
how the hell do you put your weight into your heels when doing a squat, my body forces me onto my tippy toes every time even when squating without any weight?
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TopicWho are the lifters of CE?
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 10:02:46 PM
#14


will that make me ripped while I put together funds for a gym membership?
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TopicWho are the lifters of CE?
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 9:50:43 PM
#12
I haven't lifted weights since high school and don't want to get laughed at for lifting a low weight, should I buy one of those power racks?
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TopicMy dog is reverse sneezing and throwing up at the same time
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 9:29:53 PM
#6
yoshirulezz1 posted...
don't have the time to cut the vet into my budget.


smh
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TopicWho are the lifters of CE?
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 9:28:31 PM
#8
Whoa I gotta asquat right off the bat? Don't I need a spotter for that
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TopicSo why didn't you buy bitcoin when it was around $6k a few weeks ago?
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 12:24:50 AM
#17
ssj3vegeta posted...
I blame coinbase for not accepting my credit card

fuck OFFA


lol
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TopicBitcoin is nearly at $9700
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 12:11:28 AM
#4
dat feel when you make $400 in 24 hours while sitting on the couch
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TopicHow many Bitcoin do you own?
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 12:10:01 AM
#8
Topicwhat's CE drinking?
DemonsHoles
11/27/17 12:01:08 AM
#6
TopicAnd that's why the Jacksonville Jaguars are the Jaguars
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 11:59:57 PM
#6
Chad-Henne posted...
I just found this topic but lmao TC is still butthurt af


we argued like 3 days ago about football and you said you would be tagging me when the Vikings lost, and now you're all up in your feelings because I did the same exact thing lol

poor guy :(
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TopicDo you take out any time to meditate? Pray?
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 11:54:32 PM
#13
I wish I could do any of those, my mind races too much tbh
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TopicWho are the lifters of CE?
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 11:21:25 PM
#1
I've always wanted to get into lifting but get scared away from the gym because I don't know how to do the exercises/proper form properly.

Do you guys have any advice or youtube videos I could check out? I am skinnyfat I guess, a tiny gut but not much muscle mass either smh

@Pow_Pow_Punishment
@clearaflagrantj
@Darkman124
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TopicBitcoin has hit the $9600 mark
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 8:32:32 PM
#1
if you own one fourth of a bitcoin you will be a millionaire in 15 years
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TopicJust found out about Doki Doki Literature Club. Holy shit.
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 8:20:53 PM
#28
SGT_Conti posted...
The most the store page gives is a warning that it can contain disturbing content, but that's the extent of it. It doesn't go into any sort of detail about what that content is.


exactly, but of course TC had to go and ruin it for people, talk about pathetic smh
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TopicJust found out about Doki Doki Literature Club. Holy shit.
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 7:58:02 PM
#24
HaVeNII7 posted...
I have literally only


Plenty of people have already called you out already, you should be ashamed of yourself
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TopicJust found out about Doki Doki Literature Club. Holy shit.
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 7:44:10 PM
#15
HaVeNII7 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Joshsonic26 posted...
You aren't supposed to let people know what it is

This tbh

I wish I found it blind, but found out about it through YouTube and it kind of spoiled it.


How nice of you to do it to other people, seriously use your brain wow
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TopicAnd that's why the Jacksonville Jaguars are the Jaguars
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 7:42:17 PM
#1
Why would you throw the ball there and give them time to go down and kick a field goal like they just did?

@Chad-Henne hahahaha what an embarrassment play let your old quarterback engineer a game winning drive against you
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TopicJust finished Dust: An Elysian Tail, credits are rolling
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 7:15:37 PM
#1
TopicBroncos vs Raiders fight
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 5:45:25 PM
#25
LOL literally 3 minutes into the game
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TopicIf you own one fourth of a Bitcoin you will be a millionaire in 15 years
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 5:30:23 PM
#15
Topici have a feeling im going to be fired this week. oh well.
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 4:50:42 PM
#10
You have 2 bitcoin though you will be fine
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TopicWhy does CE call every new female user here ''polymer''?
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 4:45:09 PM
#3
TopicReasons we do things that upset you~
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 4:31:10 PM
#32
LittleRoyal posted...
Go figure, you cant handle someone disagreeing with you.


I think we agree with most of the problems you wrote about women facing, it's just that we're hesitating to believe if you are actually a woman or polymer with another g.i.r.l account
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TopicDescribe me in one word.
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 4:25:14 PM
#5
TopicReasons we do things that upset you~
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 4:23:46 PM
#27
LittleRoyal posted...
I think you just miss them~


We disliked each other very much to be honest
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TopicReasons we do things that upset you~
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 4:18:47 PM
#24
I hate to say it lol but you do sound a lot like polymer
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TopicIt's sad how society labels every sexual interaction between men as homosexual
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 4:17:53 PM
#15
TopicReasons we do things that upset you~
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 4:16:43 PM
#21
LittleRoyal posted...
Akagami_Shanks posted...
didn't some guy smack your ass and then you gave him a hug lmao

He said it was a. Accident


Okay but why did you hug him
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TopicFrasier was ahead of its time
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 3:38:05 PM
#3
TopicReasons we do things that upset you~
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 3:17:16 PM
#11
TopicIf you have more than 0.40 bitcoin I don't like you
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 2:15:47 PM
#13
Manocheese posted...
DemonsHoles posted...
Manocheese posted...
I used to have over 60, but I sold them years ago. =(


damn are you going to buy back in?

I still have about 2 left. I don't think I'll buy more unless the price drops.


hmm I see, you will still be worth millions in 15 years though
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TopicHow much planning and saving have you done for retirement?
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 2:07:20 PM
#9
-Gavirulax- posted...
I don't plan on living past 50/60 so not much.

That being said I have a decent amount set out for those in my family who will outlive me.


wut
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TopicIf you have more than 0.40 bitcoin I don't like you
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 1:28:46 PM
#10
Manocheese posted...
I used to have over 60, but I sold them years ago. =(


damn are you going to buy back in?

Slaya4 posted...
I only have 2.7


fucking marked for being a snotty multi-millionaire
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Topicis there a GameFAQs extension that blocks everyone with less than 1000 karma?
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 1:27:13 PM
#4
RebelElite791 posted...
There are a lot of shitposting troll sage accounts too, and they're worse because they don't get banned no matter how racist and terrible they are


hey ancient
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TopicIf you have more than 0.40 bitcoin I don't like you
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 1:17:58 PM
#7
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I have 0.00114639


-Gavirulax- posted...
DemonsHoles posted...
you're already rich so you don't count, I like you


lol, I'm not rich, but ty.

Turbam posted...
I have 0.39


hello friends
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TopicIf you have more than 0.40 bitcoin I don't like you
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 1:12:31 PM
#3
you're already rich so you don't count, I like you
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TopicIf you have more than 0.40 bitcoin I don't like you
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 1:10:45 PM
#1
TopicIt has rained practically every day for 2 months. I'm sick of the rain...
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 12:42:06 PM
#24
@MuayThai85 how many american dollars a month does it cost to live where you are
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TopicShould I play chrono trigger
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 3:36:00 AM
#4
Topicwho has a spare room/bed going in NYC?
DemonsHoles
11/26/17 2:45:47 AM
#15
pinky0926 posted...
Stay at Admirals place, that is a wild idea. I picture it being a bit like how Goku and Piccolo became partners in crime despite their vast ideological differences


LMAO
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