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TopicWhatever happened to the Candlejack meme?
DoctorPiranha3
02/20/18 3:13:22 PM
#1
It's like everyone forg
Topic2nd date with white girl tonight.
DoctorPiranha3
02/19/18 11:10:21 AM
#3
Why don't you keep politics out of it, Romeo?
TopicArctic sea ice suffering fastest decline in 1,500 years
DoctorPiranha3
02/19/18 11:07:46 AM
#15
apolloooo posted...
Good. Down with this filthy species.

Reported to the proper authorities.
TopicPossible sudden mass extinction events
DoctorPiranha3
02/19/18 1:05:48 AM
#7
ThyCorndog posted...
not gonna happen randomly (it'll happen at a specific time)

It will still cause a sudden mass extinction, which was the point of the topic.
TopicPossible sudden mass extinction events
DoctorPiranha3
02/19/18 1:00:23 AM
#1
-Gamma ray burts aimed at Earth
-Giant asteroid collision
-Sun expanding
-The magnetic field flipping
-Atomic war
-Supervolcano eruption

Does that cover it?
TopicWoman gets punched in the face by a man after she tried to kick him
DoctorPiranha3
02/17/18 12:24:48 PM
#103
ModLogic posted...

I've seen this video before, but this music is fucking hilarious
Topic"Nothing will change. Nothing will be done about this."
DoctorPiranha3
02/16/18 11:04:45 AM
#9
Link HT posted...
America has already decided that guns are a business that is worth more money a year than the lives taken by them. Stricter regulations would cost too much money "per life saved", basically. Doesn't really surprise me coming from a country with abysmal healthcare, your lives are pretty much worthless in the eyes of the government.

True.

Antifar posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
What other countries have a powerful two party system that constantly wars with each other?

What does that have to do with "snowflake political views?" If anything, you're describing the opposite.

Still have to pick a side, but still have personal agendas in affect. Yes, that's true for most people in the world, but American government allows a lot of freedom in citizen choices. Doesn't really regulate itself too well.
Topic"Nothing will change. Nothing will be done about this."
DoctorPiranha3
02/16/18 11:01:31 AM
#3
Antifar posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
It just happens slowly in a place like America, where the populous all have their snowflake political views and expectations from government.

Why do you think this is different from any other country?

What other countries have a powerful two party system that constantly wars with each other?
Topic"Nothing will change. Nothing will be done about this."
DoctorPiranha3
02/16/18 10:59:39 AM
#1
False. Things always change. It just happens slowly in a place like America, where the populous all have their snowflake political views and expectations from government.
TopicWhat is it about modern society that causes ppl to be mass shooters
DoctorPiranha3
02/16/18 10:55:01 AM
#19
-Media attention
-Social media contributing towards mental health deficiencies
-Tribalistic society, thanks to major differences among the populous in religion/politics/race/etc.
-Lax gun laws
-Lack of real punishment and monitoring of delinquents

Lots of reasons, really.
TopicI'm trying to get 200 gfaqs friends
DoctorPiranha3
02/15/18 6:24:32 PM
#135
User Name DocileOrangeCup
TopicThe dude who invented yoga pants deserves to be rich
DoctorPiranha3
02/15/18 6:01:04 PM
#2
Nah, it's an illusion. It can make a pancake ass seem delectable!
TopicImagine not eating ass
DoctorPiranha3
02/15/18 5:47:42 PM
#18
Why is this such a thing now? No one ever cared 10 years ago.

Some people like it, some people don't. Get over it.
TopicI don't think any character on dragon Ball z has a surname O_o
DoctorPiranha3
02/15/18 5:42:52 PM
#11
Bulma Briefs
Trunks Briefs
Bra Briefs
TopicVideo games are such chores nowadays
DoctorPiranha3
02/15/18 11:24:03 AM
#13
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
you don't have to do everything

OCD is serious business, dawg.
TopicVideo games are such chores nowadays
DoctorPiranha3
02/15/18 10:31:20 AM
#8
gafemaqs posted...
You must be pretty strong-willed. I can't bring myself to feel that way

Say you were born 20 years from now and had no way of acquiring all this stuff, because of shut down servers/missed events. It's just not fair. So I at least morally justify to myself to not let missed online unlockables bother me.
TopicVideo games are such chores nowadays
DoctorPiranha3
02/15/18 9:16:36 AM
#5
As someone who's a completionist: If it requires a missable online event, I don't count it against me. Eventually the online function will be taken down for that system. Then what, future generations who go back and play them are doomed to not get 100%?
Fuck that, I say.
TopicWhy didn't the gunman kill himself?
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 11:04:59 PM
#16
slothica posted...
So he has time to find Jesus and get accepted into heaven without prejudice.

9/10
TopicWhy didn't the gunman kill himself?
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 10:57:28 PM
#9
Nomadic View posted...
I have a theory....he wants to live.

DoctorPiranha3 posted...
This is like the only time in history that I can recall that the mass shooter didn't take the cowards way out.
TopicWhy didn't the gunman kill himself?
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 10:53:43 PM
#1
This is like the only time in history that I can recall that the mass shooter didn't take the cowards way out.
TopicHoly shitballs, the second quest in Zelda 1 is INSANE
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 10:31:21 PM
#9
kirbymuncher posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Yeah I'm using a map. While I enjoyed winging it for quest 1, some of the secrets are way too cryptic. I'm just going to arm myself to the teeth early on and then conquer the dungeons. I won't use a guide for those.

that's what I was going to suggest, use an overworld map but not a dungeon one. dungeons are a lot more self-contained and there's a lot less things to wander around trying endlessly while lost

In Dungeon 3 now. So much easier after I got the Blue Ring and White Sword, lol. Just got a couple more secret Heart Containers left and one more dungeon before the Magic Sword.
TopicHoly shitballs, the second quest in Zelda 1 is INSANE
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 8:36:06 PM
#7
__aCEr__ posted...
When I was a kid I thought Link was named Zelda so I would always enter "Zelda" as my name. It was a long time before I found out I was always playing the second quest.

I was wondering how many children did this back in the day. That's gotta be brutal.
TopicHoly shitballs, the second quest in Zelda 1 is INSANE
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 8:32:18 PM
#4
kirbymuncher posted...
yeah things start pretty tough right off the bat with those dagger skeletons lol

you using a map/guide? because it's not just the combat that gets harder, it's also the secrets

Yeah I'm using a map. While I enjoyed winging it for quest 1, some of the secrets are way too cryptic. I'm just going to arm myself to the teeth early on and then conquer the dungeons. I won't use a guide for those.
TopicHoly shitballs, the second quest in Zelda 1 is INSANE
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 8:17:48 PM
#1
The first dungeon is intense.

I like this lol
Topic1950s wife vs Modern day wife
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 6:41:06 PM
#26
The Admiral posted...
Part 2 isn't quite as good

ArqVxTA

Gets me everytime. This is like my brother's life in a nutshell.
TopicAmerica was founded on genocide.
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 6:16:54 PM
#12
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Yea those fucking genocidal Nazi viruses are the worst.

#ResistVirusSupremacy

Manifest Destiny, brah!
TopicAmerica was founded on genocide.
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 6:13:02 PM
#6
ThePrinceFish posted...
what if the coming of the europeans was the result of an even older curse caused by the blood of warring native tribes

But... they were such a peaceful, and nature loving bunch!
Clearly, Mexico is still cursed by those ruthless Aztecs.
TopicAmerica was founded on genocide.
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 6:10:58 PM
#1
The blood of the slaughtered Natives still curses this land.
TopicYou're driving and the gas pedal gets stuck, you're going 120mph and can't brake
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 2:48:58 PM
#17
LordRazziel posted...
realnifty1 posted...
Hit the brakes and put it in neutral.

The brakes will stop a car even with the throttle wide open.

Kill the headlights and put it neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control

Lol, I came in to post this exactly.
TopicHow's my beard looking, CE?
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 1:44:11 PM
#8
Noted. I'll shave it right off and be a normie.
TopicHow's my beard looking, CE?
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 1:39:02 PM
#4
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I just imagined somebody snowboarding off it. Pretty clean

Lol
TopicHow's my beard looking, CE?
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/18 1:05:16 PM
#1
Fwwdv7B
TopicMy phone autocorrected "ocarina of time" to "ovary of time"
DoctorPiranha3
02/13/18 2:23:54 PM
#3
We know TC's fetish
TopicHoly crap! Brawl is literally 10 years old now >_>
DoctorPiranha3
02/13/18 12:19:26 PM
#48
NeonOctopus posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
ElegantWatch posted...
Its a much better game than Smash 4.

Not very hard to accomplish tbh

Smash 4 was so disappointing. it felt like it lacked the charm of the other games, the singleplayer sucked and most of the stages were eh >_>

Sakurai quit giving a shit at that point.
TopicHoly crap! Brawl is literally 10 years old now >_>
DoctorPiranha3
02/13/18 11:49:19 AM
#45
ElegantWatch posted...
Its a much better game than Smash 4.

Not very hard to accomplish tbh
TopicHoly crap! Brawl is literally 10 years old now >_>
DoctorPiranha3
02/12/18 10:04:59 PM
#15
Shadowplay posted...
Think I played it for nearly 12 hours the day I got it.

This, up to and including that summer. >_>
TopicI'm a kiss-less virgin and I'm 95% sure I'm getting laid this week. How fuck?
DoctorPiranha3
02/12/18 11:30:27 AM
#42
Dustin1280 posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Strongly recommend you deed right before you go to her place...

You want to last, and the chance of that happening is pretty low if it's your first time.

I recommend against this. If it's your first time, you might not be able to get it up because nerves or whatever. Even if you do get it up and don't last long initially, it's not a big deal if you fool around and then go at it again.

You have some good points, but why would deeding beforehand be a bad thing?

Are you suggesting that deeding beforehand might correlate to him not being able to get it up?

I just wouldn't run the risk of not being able to get stiff during the first go, thanks to a same day jerk. As he gains more experience it shouldn't be an issue, but the beginning stages are a delicate time.
TopicI'm a kiss-less virgin and I'm 95% sure I'm getting laid this week. How fuck?
DoctorPiranha3
02/12/18 11:21:45 AM
#40
Dustin1280 posted...
Strongly recommend you deed right before you go to her place...

You want to last, and the chance of that happening is pretty low if it's your first time.

I recommend against this. If it's your first time, you might not be able to get it up because nerves or whatever. Even if you do get it up and don't last long initially, it's not a big deal if you fool around and then go at it again.
TopicI got these cheeseburgers, man
DoctorPiranha3
02/12/18 11:16:24 AM
#1
Man I'll suck yo~!
TopicAre swords legal in your country?
DoctorPiranha3
02/12/18 9:19:20 AM
#3
Hand to hand is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.
TopicPlaying Twilight Princess. When does it git gud? *spoilers?*
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/18 9:52:31 PM
#54
In the Death Mountain dungeon. This game picks up like crazy after the slow start. The wolf parts suck, but the human parts are great.
TopicHow do you pronounce the name of the letter "z"?
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/18 8:25:15 PM
#21
Eerieka posted...
I remember playing Banjo Tooie as a child and you learned some move from Jamjars, who always makes rhymes when he's teaching you. One of his lines rhymed "Z" with "red" or "head", I think, and I thought the devs were on crack since I didn't know it had another pronunciation.

I hear it's even worse on the Xbox version of that game. Xbox controller has different buttons than N64, so none of his button rhymes make sense.
TopicHow do you pronounce the name of the letter "z"?
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/18 8:14:24 PM
#15
Dragon Ball Zed
TopicAli Baba and the forty thieves..
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/18 8:13:49 PM
#1
Ali baba and the forty thieves...
TopicDoduo used FLY!
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/18 2:54:47 PM
#1
Topic10 billion but all women on earth permanently become 15 years old
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/18 11:49:27 AM
#21
What's the do- *is modded*
TopicPlaying Twilight Princess. When does it git gud? *spoilers?*
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/18 11:42:21 AM
#43
Back to Link... and it already feels more fun.

The wolf gameplay is okay, but nothing beats the good ol' fashion Link style.
TopicYou didn't even choose to be born.
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/18 11:39:41 AM
#2
Maybe, maybe not. Who cares. It feels like we have free will, so that's good enough for me.
TopicWhy do broke people have a lot of kids?
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/18 10:46:43 AM
#12
TheGrindery posted...
Some cultures make their kids work during the summer to support the family and they start them quite young.

This. The more members in a tight family unit, the better odds that family unit will survive.
TopicFavorite Rainbow Colour
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/18 9:36:59 AM
#17
Roy
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