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Spidey5 posted...

Can every catgirl in the harem be Cinnamon?

sure

isnt the goal to make it so children can go to school without the need of worrying about being gunned down? how does turning a school into a potential battlefield make any goddamn sense

Cheater87 posted...

Can the Catgirls give you well done steak?

no

Kaname_Madoka posted...

Can I choose to become a catgirl instead?

no

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DarthAragorn posted...

What is there like ten people online

no

nt

fusespliff posted...

How much does a Duvel go for over there? It's about 3 to 4 here.

$4.95

proper lean is just cough syrup, sprite, and a jolly rancher

fusespliff posted...

It is financially feasible if you live here :P

yeah no shit

I have a friend that does and it makes me incredibly jealous how cheep the beer actually is there.

I wish it was financially feasible to drink blonds all day. Thanks international shipping costs.

anyways Morrigan is objectively the best Capcom girl

darkjedilink posted...

I wonder why CElibs are all Team Cap, when Cap is clearly Libertarian.

lol

Kaname_Madoka posted...

Great topic

ty

Distant_Rainbow posted...

This... this is beautiful.

My only question is... where does Trump come into all of this?

yes

In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that useless gaping pit which does nothing.

A common misconception is the idea of a 'prostrate position' version of the high ground, wherein Obi-Wan lies flat on his back, giving him tactical superiority from his point of view. However, this strategy is futile, as for the high ground to come into effect, there must be a differential between parties on both the x-axis and y-axis to a moderately significant variation from both absolutes (Angles only a Sith would deal in). For Obi-Wan's high ground powers to be in full effect, he must stand between 15 and 75 degrees (/12 to 5/12 radians) diagonal from his opponent(s) on any quadrant of the area circle; this has been dubbed the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. (Diagram B). The total effect for conventional high ground advantage can be calculated via the MetaComm Equation, or f(x) = lim 0x /12 | 7/12 5/12 | 11/12 (x) (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) + (log10)) * c

= distance on hypotenuse (meters)

= Surrounding Force [c (variable) * (Earth Gravity) * (pressure (psi)/2.2)]

'x' refers to the angle of contact between the two parties on, with advantage being based purely on position on the Y-axis, as the vast majority of force users base their perception on elevation rather than spacial relativity.

The power of gravitational force has great effect on the high ground; too weak, and the high ground holds no traction; too strong and the ground becomes the real enemy. Experimentation has proven that the high ground typically holds significant value between .8 and 1.4 (Earth Gravities) with maximum impact standing roughly equal to 1.05.

Pressure is equally important, as it is a surrounding force attached to gravity (the high ground has famously low impact in aquatic environments). Pressure() is measured in pounds per square inch (psi), to be used as a gravity multiplier (or division if pressure is sub-atmospheric; (Surrounding Force) is a variable defined as * 2.2 , with no metric value assigned due to its singular application in the MetaComm equations.

In situations regarding Obi-Wan and his relativistic point of view, you must substitute the Quadrilateral MetaComm Equation (the Jedi Master function), f(x) = lim 0x minmax (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) ) * (1.2)c [min = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + /12 ), max = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + 5/12 ].

The viable field is expanded, as Obi-Wan has taken advantage of the high ground in so many different environments that he simply uses it more efficiently, and the min/max values apply due to his multidimensional point of view, evidenced by the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. Additionally, the distance factor does not affect Obi-Wan, as spacetime can be perseptively compressed, giving him the ideal value from his point of reference.

In conclusion, Obi-Wan abuses spatial relativity and Taoist doctrine in order to always invoke his high-ground powers. To properly analyze the strategic genius of Kenobi, one must hold advanced knowledge in Philosophy, Mathematics, and Calculus-based Physics, and be able to integrate these topics together.

As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen One can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost due to this technique (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach to combat (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. Only the Chosen One can master the spin, as it is their destiny to maintain balance in the universe. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin fell to the dark side and could no longer use his signature trick, becoming the very thing he swore to destroy. Additionally, Anakin told Obi-Wan that, from "[his] point of view, the Jedi are evil". This broadens Anakin's mind to the concept of relativity in the context of the moral high ground, a mere step away from tactical comprehension.

Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; all Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground on multiple vectors, so your perspective must be from a certain three-dimensional point of view in order to comprehend who holds the high ground. This is the only reason why Obi-Wan killed Maul in Rebels. This is also the reason why Obi-Wan hates flying; there is no gravity in space, therefore there is no high or low ground from any frame of reference (This also negates the spinning trick, as noted in Example F).

In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, Obi-Wan intentionally sacrifices himself on the Death Star, so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence, thereby giving him the metaphysical high ground Example G.

Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left. Image A. As seen through the events of the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan was known to be on friendly terms with Senator Organa, whose homeworld held large quantities of mountainous terrain, the perfect habitat for a Jedi Master. Grand Moff Tarkin was already in position to destroy Alderaan as a first target, as the distance from Scarif to Alderaan was too vast to reach between the escape and recapture of the Tantive IV, even at 1.0 lightspeed. Alderaan had been the initial target all along, as Obi-Wan with the high ground was the primary threat to the Death Star. How? Because a moon-sized space station would have some form of gravitational pull, thereby negating Obi-Wan's zero-gravity weakness; Obi-Wan with the perpetual high-ground in a low-orbit starfighter would easily be able to fire proton torpedoes through a ventilation shaft, although the Empire was uncertain of the specific weakness of the Death Star planted by Galen Erso (who was a good friend).

Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist within the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view; see Diagram A.

Look at his battle record:

Maul: Has low ground, wins Example A

Dooku: No high ground, loses

Dooku rematch: No high ground, loses Example B.

Greivous: Has low ground, wins Example C

Vader: Has high ground, wins

Vader rematch: No high ground, loses

Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request to battle The Senate with typical Jedi arrogance, Obi-Wan could have defeated Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this was designed so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in political debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight The Senate, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1. It took the Tusken Raiders years of conflict against Old Ben Kenobi to grasp his superiority in terrain advantage, as you see them visibly flee in ANH when they realize he holds the low (inverse-high) ground; this was the optimal strategy against a near-invincible opponent.

Yoda is shorter than virtually every other fighter, which gives him a permanent low-ground disadvantage; however, his saber-fighting style utilizes a flipping-heavy technique in order to negate this weakness for a temporary window. You'll notice that, after falling from the central podium in The Senate's building, he immediately retreats upon realizing he is on the lowest ground. You'll also notice that, while training Luke, he rides on him like a mount, to gain the intellectual high ground and accelerate Luke's training. Example D . Obi-Wan's defensive Form III lightsaber style synergizes with his careful military maneuvers; as he only strikes when prepared, he can always hold the strategic high ground. (The business on Cato Neimodia doesn't count.) You'll come to realize that this is why Commander Cody's artillery strike failed against Obi-Wan, when hundreds of Jedi were killed in similar attacks. Cody failed to grasp the strategic situation, as the Jedi Master's elevation was superior to his by hundreds of meters, making him virtually unkillable. (You'll notice that all the Jedi killed in Order 66 were on level ground with the clones, thereby assuring their demise.) Had Cody taken his time and engaged the Jedi on even terrain, he would have succeeded. Obi-Wan subsequently retreated under the surface of the lake, so that he could maintain the topographical low/high ground. This is why Obi-Wan is so willing to fight against impossible odds to the point where he thrusts himself in immediate danger; when your probability of victory is 1-to-10, you have the statistical (and therefore strategic) low ground, a numerical advantage when you use your point of view to flip the value to 10/1 . Almost losing is, in Obi-Wan's case, certain victory. (See Example E).

I am the beast I worship

just this forced meme

a PC

already knew before i clicked the topic

running away from the british

the same reason why thanos always loses

because he wants to lose

so good

it and bayo 1 are some of the few games i have bought multiple times

insert ff11/14

Tmk posted...

See, it sounds to me like slower weapons, are really vulnerable to being backstabbed. But that's okay, because they can poise tank and backstab the enemy and do a lot of damage to avoid the danger of the enemy...poise tanking their swing and backstabbing them.

This is the problem with DS1 PvP. Poise is stupid and detrimental, and the entirety of PvP revolves around one vastly overpowered move: backstab.

DS1 PvP is just garbage, sorry. It's a glitch-ridden mess with worse than normal netcode for a Souls game whose meta is predicated on 19 different tactics all about backstabs with the most braindead implication of poise in the series that invalidates a large chunk of the available weapons in the game. It's just dumb.

i mean ds2 is structured around 2hr1 r1 r2 combos with ice rapier and CSS bleed spam in ds3, not to mention hornet ring bullshit

ds1 does have extremely powerful backstabs, but the amount of viable weapons and strategies far outshines what both ds2 and ds3 offer

Virus731 posted...

Uncle_Drew posted...

Destiny 2

*vomits*

(it should be noted that I do own it)

weird considering how hardcore you shilled destiny prior to 2



anyways, audiosurf

Tmk posted...

Are you saying the effective way to use large weapons in PvP is to poise tank then backstab, using their high AR to do a ton of damage with the backstab?

thats one of the strengths of it, yes

its one effective way

Tmk posted...

What's stopping someone from poise BSing them after their first swing?

im not sure i follow

poise backstabs are why poisetanking with a slower weapon is so strong

maybe im misunderstanding this post

Pitbuller_26 posted...

KG536 posted...

Why so many pretty boys?

The last time we had an all female party in an FF game, guys felt emasculated.

ffx-2s only real strengths were the sphere grid and battle system

the story and characterization were laughably terrible

Tmk posted...

I_Stay_Noided posted...

ds1 has the least amount of bullshit tbh

not saying it doesnt have its issues, but as a whole its far more balanced than 2 or 3 ever were

Can you explain to me how someone using a large, slower weapon like an ultra greatsword PvPs in DS1 successfully?

poise tanking, roll baits, dead angles, just to name a few

dont forget the days of giantdads and havelmoms (which used great clubs, one of the absolute worst pvp weapons due to its moveset and sluggish frames)

Tmk posted...

I_Stay_Noided posted...

someone never played during the ice rapier or monastery scimitar days

Has there been a Souls game whose PvP didn't have crap like that in it?

ds1 has the least amount of bullshit tbh

not saying it doesnt have its issues, but as a whole its far more balanced than 2 or 3 ever were

Zodd3224 posted...

The PvP was really good tho.

someone never played during the ice rapier or monastery scimitar days

Sephiroth1288 posted...

Imagine holding onto a dress with semen on it for 10 years

without ever washing it, apparently

imagine falling for fake news over the recent school shooting and rushing to CE to post it as some gotcha moment about buzzfeed

tanukana

i got blood on my hands and theres no remorse

Vita_Aeterna posted...

Make cat-girls and sell them to people duh.

That's ethical right?

you can only make one cat girl

InstaReturns posted...

I know it's impossible to get into csgo if you havent played cs for 100 years but

what

its not as casual as source was but definitely not as hard as 1.4/1.5/1.6

Massive C

One of the few games I have bought more than once

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Tf is that

moomoomunch

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