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| Topic | The fuck is a soyboy |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 6:14:05 PM #88 | Im_JustMe0129 posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Im_JustMe0129 posted...ImTheMacheteGuy posted...The Admiral posted...Funbazooka posted... Ah okay. Yeah, that's definitely where I've seen the name. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Why are Republicans against stricter background checks to buy guns? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 6:03:30 PM #163 | FrenchCrunch posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...darkjedilink posted...FrenchCrunch posted...darkjedilink posted...The government sending the military to take everyone's private property isn't authoritarian? That's a better idea. Would save my dick the hassle of having to collect them. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Why are Republicans against stricter background checks to buy guns? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 5:54:39 PM #159 | darkjedilink posted... FrenchCrunch posted...darkjedilink posted...The government sending the military to take everyone's private property isn't authoritarian? my dick --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | People Still Buy Androids Because...? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 5:41:54 PM #103 | P4wn4g3 posted... Supposedly this breaks iOS 11: What even is that? It shows up on my screen but I can't tell what it is. Had to delete because phone app won't let me post it. Had to backspace like 4 times to do so though :P --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Man Rams stolen bakery truck into Planned Parenthood injures 3 including |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 5:34:04 PM #65 | KingCrabCake posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...r4X0r posted...The irony is that if he went into a Planned Parenthood with a stolen GUN and injured three people this thread would be full of people demanding we ban guns, yet ironically nobody yet has advocated banning trucks. Ayyyyyy lmao --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Man Rams stolen bakery truck into Planned Parenthood injures 3 including |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 5:07:38 PM #62 | r4X0r posted... The irony is that if he went into a Planned Parenthood with a stolen GUN and injured three people this thread would be full of people demanding we ban guns, yet ironically nobody yet has advocated banning trucks. Why? Banning radical christianity would be better. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Man Rams stolen bakery truck into Planned Parenthood injures 3 including |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 5:03:01 PM #61 | DuranOfForcena posted... NINExATExSEVEN posted...Sparksfanboy posted...CE told me alt-right terrorism doesn't exist though This a better worded way of saying what I intended to say. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | My dream body - is it ce approved? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 4:30:40 PM #34 | Not really ideal for me tbh, but I'd still put my penis in her --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | People Still Buy Androids Because...? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 4:28:16 PM #83 | Because I never have and never will purchase anything made by Apple. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Why are Republicans against stricter background checks to buy guns? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 4:22:47 PM #130 | Fuck! I forgot to include a minigun in my "free guns from the government" package D: --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Why are Republicans against stricter background checks to buy guns? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 3:37:49 PM #118 | r4X0r posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...The government should give every citizen 8 pistols, 3 rifles, a sack of hand grenades, 2 shotguns, a silencer, a hefty supply of ammo for everything and 1 rocket launcher. That would be best imo No substitutions, but all citizens are allowed to trade amongst themselves. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Why are Republicans against stricter background checks to buy guns? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 3:05:48 PM #112 | The government should give every citizen 8 pistols, 3 rifles, a sack of hand grenades, 2 shotguns, a silencer, a hefty supply of ammo for everything and 1 rocket launcher. That would be best imo --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Remember that guy in Final Fantasy 8 that threw an anchor? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 2:50:06 PM #61 | yusiko posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Lathissamus posted...Remember that ability where Squall shoots a laser beam up into the heavens then drops it onto enemies...? quite a bit more ridiculous than an anchor I never tried to learn how to optimize that. I just let him pick his own moves lol --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | The fuck is a soyboy |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 2:47:15 PM #86 | Im_JustMe0129 posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...The Admiral posted...Funbazooka posted... Name sounds familiar but can't remember who that is --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Alcohol is holding back the United States. We need to completely ban it. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 1:52:59 PM #39 | Bio1590 posted... TheRealDill2000 posted...Bio1590 posted...The US doesn't necessarily need to ban alcohol, but it definitely needs a huge cultural shift on it. What about Russia? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Does sipping lean help you if you actually have a cough? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 1:50:10 PM #5 | Two_Dee posted... Its just cough syrup and sprite rite Doesn't it have booze in it too? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Remember that guy in Final Fantasy 8 that threw an anchor? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 1:44:51 PM #59 | Lathissamus posted... Remember that ability where Squall shoots a laser beam up into the heavens then drops it onto enemies...? quite a bit more ridiculous than an anchor What will they think of next? A dude literally running all the way across the globe like including over the ocean in no time at all... just to punch the enemies? lol --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Conservative politics topic 2: The sacred TRUTH Trumps all lies |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 1:12:00 PM #221 | Vlado posted... Both administrations seem to be following the globalist line of confrontation with Russia, if that's what you mean by "tough." Fortunately, neither Obama, nor Trump are true believers in confrontation with Russia, which has spared uswar so far. Who is "us," vladdy? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Conservative politics topic 2: The sacred TRUTH Trumps all lies |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 12:58:58 PM #219 | Not_an_Owl posted... Vlado posted...Evidence? The main divide in the world today is nationalism vs. globalism. If you are against nationalism, which you obviously are, that means you support globalism. Wikipedia is not a real source and all cited sources in Wikipedia articles are fake news. Vlado has already explained this smh --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | The fuck is a soyboy |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 12:48:56 PM #84 | The Admiral posted... Funbazooka posted... I've never met anyone who does that --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | if jamefaqs had banners like reddit what would ce's banner be? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 2:55:47 AM #2 | A dick pic --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | How much money you make an hour? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 2:52:26 AM #15 | AngelicTouch99 posted... about tree fiddy --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Do you believe the age requirement to become president is appropriate? (35 y/o) |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 2:41:31 AM #41 | As a 35 y/o, I say the law is fair, next on this one :) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Why are Republicans against stricter background checks to buy guns? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 12:54:04 AM #71 | Tmaster148 posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Malcrasternus posted...Wow, it sure got stupid in this topic. Dude I'm hardcore alt-center bro don't unlabel me I fuckin coined the term myself man >:/ --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Welp, I made it to the final boss of Cuphead and my computer can't handle it... |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 12:48:17 AM #18 | Nice man :D Glad to hear it worked out in the end good luck on expert :P --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | How many drunk driving accidents must we have before we ban alcohol? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/20/18 12:44:11 AM #23 | TheRealDill2000 posted... copout posted...They need to make the penalty for DUI much higher to get people to stop drinking and driving. Alcohol is never going to be outlawed in the US again. This guy gets it --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Welp, I made it to the final boss of Cuphead and my computer can't handle it... |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 7:38:00 PM #15 | NeonOctopus posted... leverageblargh posted...Wow Yeah robot is a bitch. I got about half to 2/3 through his final form on expert. Got to dice himself but best effort was death at I think the 3rd or 4th card wave and devil I've made it to the 3 platform part (both expert also). Beat everyone else on expert. Worst score is either B or B+ I think. Dragon is not "easier" on expert than regular per se, but the difficulty jump is less than most, and applies more to his first form, as the clouds move the other way. Wally is probably the biggest difficulty jump. His eggs now split in a way where there isn't a safe space (lol), the bullet hell is worse, the little bird gets an extra orbiter and is faster. Final form doesn't change much, but still, after getting through the other forms, it's very easy to psyche yourself out. A lot of people say he is the hardest boss on expert, but I've beaten him. Can't say the same about robot, dice and devil. Train was much easier with the auto-parry charm. Even beat it in 2 player with my brother on our first try, just by parry-reviving constantly without meaning to because I happened to jump where his ghost was. At the end I'm like "wtf how are you alive? o_O. That was regular difficulty though. When I finally beat him on expert, I had less than a second to live. It was sheer lucky timing. I jumped up and away from the cart, parrying the tail and turning midair with traintrack death under me and attacks coming at me, supered, didn't kill him, started falling. First or second shot after super finished him as I was trying to land on the cart, but soon as I saw knockout, I just dropped onto the tracks for lulz --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | America runs on _______. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 7:20:28 PM #17 | Smashingpmkns posted... Dicks --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | How many drunk driving accidents must we have before we ban alcohol? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 6:58:14 PM #16 | If drunk people didn't drive, drunk driving wouldn't happen. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Why are young conservatives more likely to be alt-right scum? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 6:32:50 PM #5 | Because trump tells it like they want it to be --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | US Workers/Students: Are you off today for President's Day? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 6:31:27 PM #8 | I had the option of working or not. I chose not to. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Does the US even have an immigrant problem IYO? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 5:57:47 PM #14 | Immigrants are shooting all the jobs --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Have you ever worn your bones on the outside? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 5:55:27 PM #7 | Bones can be worn NOT on the outside? Wtf really? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Welp, I made it to the final boss of Cuphead and my computer can't handle it... |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 5:54:15 PM #10 | NeonOctopus posted... I've tried pausing and waiting and I've tried popping invincibility and it still doesn't stablize It usually lasts up to 10 seconds for me --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | CE, I'm depressed. I got a genotype test back and I am not Japanese. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 5:52:39 PM #15 | frozenshock posted... It could've been worse. You could have been half khajiit and half argonian. lol --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Welp, I made it to the final boss of Cuphead and my computer can't handle it... |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 5:47:24 PM #8 | NeonOctopus posted... Giant_Aspirin posted...damn dude, and you're SO CLOSE. Mine is probably weaker. Just try surviving as long as you can until the fps normalizes and retry if you did. Restarting will likely just make it happen again. Trust me man. If the problem you're having is like mine, this should do the trick --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Welp, I made it to the final boss of Cuphead and my computer can't handle it... |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 5:32:14 PM #4 | NeonOctopus posted... I got all the upgrades, beat every boss on normal, and just beat King Dice. Slowly honed my skills for 5ish hours. Now I just got to the Devil and whenever I get to his 2nd phase, my toaster shits the bed really hard and chugs like 2fps at just this one part, making it impossible to even make out what's going on >_> Same thing happens to me, but only the first time I get to that phase. I just let myself get killed, retry and I'm good to go. Some other bosses slow down this way too. I've found that once it has successfully loaded the first time in a play session, it's good to go for the duration. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Experts rank Obama as 8th best president, Trump as worst |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 5:27:31 PM #4 | Sounds about right --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Which CE users are most likely to be Russian trolls iyo? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 5:11:33 PM #11 | The users who support trump --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | How many firearms do you own? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 5:09:35 PM #8 | About tree fiddy --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Is CE just trolls, or white nationalists? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 5:04:15 PM #3 | Both? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Noticed how the people who insult people's intelligence say the dumbest things |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 5:00:54 PM #3 | Yeah. Makes me think of people who say things like "you're uneducated and have no reading comprehension" then "the earth is flat and pizzagate is real" --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Why haven't I had a CEgal girlfriend yet iyo? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 4:50:46 PM #17 | Vegy can't post dick pics doe because vegy is a girl with a vagina. edit: fuck dat autocorrect --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | So because of prostate, if I stick things in my butt I can feel extreme pleasure |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 4:42:44 PM #13 | Flockaveli posted... pieisthebest posted...Not into it since I'm straight, but I respect people who are into it, to each their own Yes --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Why do the fireballs in Mario Land for Gameboy go straight up? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 4:11:58 PM #8 | Burgess posted... They're superballs. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Why are republicans opposed to people being alive? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 4:04:17 PM #35 | Im_JustMe0129 posted... Kineth posted...Im_JustMe0129 posted...Liberals: A woman should have the right to kill a baby in her womb! "Waaahhh liberals waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Why are republicans opposed to people being alive? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 3:54:56 PM #33 | Im_JustMe0129 posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...DevsBro posted...creativerealms posted...Pro-Life is really Pro fetus. As I said they stop caring once the baby is born. But it's not --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | My friend's son doesn't get permission from his cat before petting her |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 02/19/18 3:53:06 PM #9 | Burgess posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Oh neat a bait topic!! :D If I meant that, I'd have spelled it that way lol --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
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