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TopicMy baby girl was born today
JScriv
02/20/18 7:52:55 AM
#58
Congrats! She's adorable.
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TopicArmy drops nade throwing requirement to graduate, new recruits can't throw far
JScriv
02/15/18 10:26:52 PM
#184
Dudes name is Major General Malcolm Frost??

You know he must be badass.
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TopicBest Booty in Gaming Day 12b - R. Mika vs 2B
JScriv
02/15/18 9:43:08 PM
#6
But...Rainbow Mika literally has moves in her repertoire that involve jumping, buttocks-first, into her opponents face.
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TopicOoT was and still is the best Zelda game.
JScriv
02/15/18 9:25:48 PM
#53
But guys

what about Skyward Sword
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Topicanyone into old video game magazines?
JScriv
02/02/18 2:05:29 PM
#8
gbpxl posted...
I've been collecting them hardcore for almost a year now. I'm still missing a lot of early Nintendo Powers, EGMs, and GamePro. gets really expensive once you get into the early 90s, late 80s

You wouldnt by chance be that guy in the Toronto area that bought all those old EGMs off of me would you?
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TopicPeople with tape over their webcam.
JScriv
02/02/18 9:58:28 AM
#15
Chicken posted...
If someone like Snowden covers his cams, it's not entirely unreasonable.

Wasnt there an image of Zuckerberg with tape on his cam as well? If anyone knows about Internet privacy, its these guys.
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TopicC/D You've been modded on gamefaqs
JScriv
01/29/18 10:04:30 AM
#35
Twice, for quoting people who said something offensive (they were totally joking around, but used some descriptive language). Both were NKLs.
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TopicThe BEST Weird Al song is definitely Fat
JScriv
01/25/18 1:56:51 PM
#25
Im kinda partial to Genius in France. On its own its great, but then you realize its a loving homage to Zappa and its amazing.
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TopicPost good Sega Genesis tunes here
JScriv
01/22/18 1:17:53 PM
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TopicPost good Sega Genesis tunes here
JScriv
01/22/18 10:08:41 AM
#36
Props for the Bloodlines and Sub Terrania tracks.






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TopicThe least important part of a burger?
JScriv
01/19/18 9:42:27 PM
#76
KingCrabCake posted...
Pickle. I prefer to eat the pickle solo

Yeah, this. Too overpowering on the burger.

Next to go would be the tomato.

Also, sauteed onions are amazing.
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TopicI don't understand how female actresses can stand going topless in movies
JScriv
01/04/18 9:40:37 AM
#56
Funkydog posted...
Nudity could do well with being less shameful, but films still often put it in as sex appeal for horny men and no other reason

I agree with this. While Americans could definitely be less prudish, it doesnt help that most nudity in film and television is thrown in for no other reason than to attract an audience. Nudity is fine when done tastefully, but this is not the norm.
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TopicI don't understand how female actresses can stand going topless in movies
JScriv
01/04/18 9:36:02 AM
#53
Touch posted...
nicklebro posted...
Funbazooka posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlo%C3%AB_Sevigny

Her role in the film The Brown Bunny (2003) caused significant controversy because of a scene in which she performs unsimulated fellatio.

Unsimulated? Like.... She really blew a dude?

Yes

Im still not convinced that scene was real. The way it was shot it could have easily been a prosthetic, unless Im remembering it wrong. They could have just said it was real to incite controversy and publicity.
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TopicStreets of Rage
JScriv
12/31/17 9:45:03 PM
#15
Streets of Rage 2 is one of my all-time faves. SoR3 grew on me a lot though, almost on the same level, but its difficulty can be absurd sometimes. Not sure why the changed the difficulty so much with the localization. SoR3 has an awesome soundtrack too that is often overlooked and compared to the first 2 unfairly.

Have you tried Streets of Rage Remake? Takes all the best bits of all three games and rolls them into one :)
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TopicChances of you getting laid tonight?
JScriv
12/31/17 6:00:10 PM
#54
I would give myself less than 5% tonight. Just had sex last night so shes probably not gonna want to go again tonight.
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TopicFinally finished my first Legend of Zelda game, Twilight Princess.
JScriv
12/28/17 4:47:48 PM
#1
I should probably preface this with I played the Wii version, which is probably the worst version of this game to play, but whatever. I dont own a Wii-U. Here are my thoughts:

Great game, though also flawed. Liked that there was a lot of diverse gameplay, lots to explore, although the rewards for doing so were lacking. The best part of the game was the middle, when you have quite a few items and can change into wolf form and back at will and can finally explore most of the overworked. The beginning was slow and tedious at times, and the ending seemed rushed, with certain characters feeling shoehorned in. The Twilight dungeon and Zant were kind of a letdown.

The graphics and sound were not as good as they should have been, when games like Metroid Prime RE0 and RE4 existed on the GC before this game came out. The music is beautiful but again, sound quality is lacking. I even enjoyed the City in the Sky music, which most people seem to hate.

The game was pretty easy overall, combat-wise. The only challenging part was probably the Cave of Ordeals. The puzzles were pretty good and felt fulfilling to figure out. I liked all the different dungeons.

The world was quite large, but mostly devoid of people and things to do. When you do find stuff to explore, you are usually rewards with more Pieces of Heart (which are useful, but again since the combat is so easy you really only need them for the Cave of Ordeals and the final battle), and tons of Rupees which are largely unneeded. There are only a few side quests, some of which are quite tedious and feel like padding. Like the Poes Souls. Seriously, 60? Many of which are not visible during daylight hours? And your only real rewards was Rupees, which you dont need by that point? Feels like bad design. And Magic Armor quest. Sure, having that Malo Mart in Castle Town was nice, but that Armor was the only thing you really needed to spend Rupees on, but its a completely impractical and unneeded item. Collecting the bugs was okay, but again, tons of Rupees I didnt need, and bigger wallets to hold more money I cant spend.

Other gripes: Collecting Spirit Tears was a bit tedious, the whistle for Epona was nice but given way too late in the game when I can just warp everywhere, some stuff was a bit obtuse like finding random dig spots to find new areas. The story was also kind of weird, but I liked Midna.

I know it sounds like Im ragging on the game, and maybe I am a bit because I feel like not enough people talk about these flaws when they talk about how great TP is or whatever, but overall it was a great game and enjoyed it mostly, apart from the times when it seemed to drag on.
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TopicThink of a non-human video game character.
JScriv
12/26/17 12:38:24 PM
#61
Epona.

Id love to keep her, but dont have enough land :(
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TopicI can't stop laughing at this pic
JScriv
12/13/17 9:46:00 AM
#302
ZombiePelican posted...
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Lol this is great.
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Topicblade runner 2049 is still showing in my local iMAX cinema, v tempted to watch
JScriv
12/11/17 1:51:31 PM
#15
Do it! I saw it in IMAX opening weekend. The sound is insane.
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TopicQueens of the Stone Age Josh Homme kicks photographer in the head at concert.
JScriv
12/11/17 9:33:42 AM
#7
Damn. I love his music, but yeah he seems like a real prick.
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TopicWhat's your opinion on unruly children and parents unable to tame them?
JScriv
12/04/17 9:00:16 AM
#10
Veggeta X posted...
eston posted...
There certainly are right and wrong approaches, but when someone talks about "taming" or "controlling" them it's pretty obvious they haven't spent much time with children.

Alright well then educate us.

What eston said. Children arent animals, you dont control or tame them, you raise them. And raising children is not so simple that it can be explained in a single GameFAQs post. There are all kinds of different children, each with their own unique personalities, behaviours and problems.

https://www.amazon.com/No-Drama-Discipline-Whole-Brain-Nurture-Developing/dp/034554806X

http://www.ahaparenting.com/

Enjoy.
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TopicBeep Bep.
JScriv
12/04/17 8:30:32 AM
#37
MI4 REAL posted...
Just saw i got kicked out of TWSS.

Ah well, I don't have much to talk about anymore anyway :/

Yup, me too. Not enough time for GFAQs, on account of 3 rugrats occupying my abode. :P
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TopicFoyer - how do you pronounce it?
JScriv
12/04/17 8:22:23 AM
#8
Bump. Need more votes!
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TopicFoyer - how do you pronounce it?
JScriv
12/03/17 10:17:35 PM
#1
Well?



Also, post where you live. Im in Ontario, Canada.
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TopicImagine actually wanting to play healer
JScriv
11/06/17 11:13:28 AM
#45
DPS in WoW was pretty brainless when I played, apart from a few builds that had trickier rotations. Healing and tanking were way more fun. And who wants to wait 15-20 minutes to get into a group for the daily heroic?
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TopicSmartphones Not Including The Headphone Jack. Why Is This Becoming A Trend?
JScriv
11/04/17 10:07:12 AM
#36
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
AsucaHayashi posted...
in order to sell this obv:
https://www.apple.com/shop/product/MMX62AM/A/lightning-to-35-mm-headphone-jack-adapter

fucking $9 lol.

even if the thing comes standard with new iphones, it's still fucking small and easy to lose thereby forcing you to shell out.

those come with the phone...
why would you lose them? just don't. not that hard unless you are some kid and borrowing mummys iphone

Yah Im kinda confused now. The phones come with the cords to let you hook up headphones? So whats the problem then?

Read the reviews. They dont last, people are going through one each month. Also, it seems the in-line microphone and volume/skip buttons dont work with the adapter.
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TopicSo why da bloody fuck haven't you gotten da flu shot yet
JScriv
10/21/17 4:29:37 PM
#3
Lol. You couldnt pay me to get a flu shot.
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TopicCome take this purity test and post your purity score
JScriv
10/17/17 7:57:36 AM
#74
45. I'm married though, and God commands married couples to enjoy each other, so this test is flawed :P
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TopicSave That Movie Villain (Round 59)
JScriv
09/28/17 12:01:53 PM
#10
The Joker
Darth Vader
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TopicDo you generally get a refund or owe money when you do your tax return?
JScriv
09/14/17 6:24:06 PM
#21
Refund, typically like thousands of dollars. My largest was a bit over $9000. I'm in a unique situation where I get taxed by two provinces.
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TopicWhy is it that only Asians take off their shoes in the house?
JScriv
09/13/17 11:04:45 PM
#26
Stagmar posted...
Amazon_Shampoo posted...
I honestly don't think I have seen anyone who keeps their shoes on in the house.

Am Canadian.

Same.

Me too. My wife is from Maryland though and they often keep their shoes on in the house. Especially if you're just visiting. She had to get used to making sure to remove her shoes when going inside someone's house up here.
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