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Topic*watches Bloodsport for the first time in over a decade*
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/20/18 11:28:56 PM
#17
I actually know a guy that was in Bloodsport! He was a big black air force sergeant. Only scene I remember is the montage of Chong Li destroying people. Hes the guy who gets his neck snapped from behind.
TopicThe Joel Mchale Show on Netflix is pretty great.
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/20/18 9:59:46 AM
#3
I loved the Soup for a good while.

Id love to shove my fucking leg down his throat at this point though.
TopicDid y'all know there are pedophile forums?!
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/20/18 9:56:18 AM
#28
MelzezDoor posted...
-checks pedophile forum
-sees Malu Trevajo topic

"Pedophiles" riiight

And theres our man. Step right up folks, heres the one.
TopicWhat is the appeal of GTA Online?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/20/18 9:16:41 AM
#8
I personally love working around griefers.

Clowns who cant see you standing right in front of them as long as youre not on radar. So many ways to shut down vehicles its not even funny.

Worst case scenario.......They only pay $20k for killing me so many times.....
TopicWhat is the appeal of GTA Online?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/20/18 9:07:57 AM
#3
Ingame content doesnt cost that much. Im glad theres weight to your purchases. You shouldnt have everything.
TopicI care about animals, but I still eat them.
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/20/18 7:45:59 AM
#8
dolomedes posted...
Kombucha posted...
i wonder how many animals would go extinct if we stopped needing them for food.

far less than those who go extinct as a direct result of factory farming but okay believe whatever you want i guess


Chill the fuck out
Topicwhat happen if we inject female ovum inside man's scrotum?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/20/18 7:05:28 AM
#2
Still tagged as Scotty, I recommend doing the same.
TopicWhat if we rolled a giant ball down a bobsled track?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/20/18 6:53:00 AM
#27
TC is about as good at asking questions as a giant ball is at Olympic bobsledding.

Just flying clean off the track.
TopicI think this girl is hot
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/20/18 5:44:49 AM
#6
Sativa_Rose posted...
LOL she's a senior in college

Still looks 11.

Go at it, its legal. Doesnt make it less crepy to be into that.
TopicI think this girl is hot
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/20/18 5:30:16 AM
#2
Creepy as shit, dude
TopicWhat are some essential punk/pop-punk songs?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/20/18 5:28:55 AM
#35
Conflict posted...
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Pop punk is a thing.

We're circling the drain as a species.


Lol pop-punk has been a thing for like 2 decades now. I'm guessing you were in diapers when Fall Out Boy's first album came out

This is a real response from a real person.
TopicWhat are some essential punk/pop-punk songs?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/19/18 6:31:07 PM
#14
Pop punk is a thing.

We're circling the drain as a species.
TopicWhy get a car that's not a sports car, truck, or jeep?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/18/18 12:32:27 PM
#6
rabbi_baby posted...
Because people like buying cars a that are barely more than an appliance...they like driving toasters...for some reason.

Cuz GO FAST FUCK GAS right?

Maybe some of us arent teenagers or 50 year olds trying to score.
TopicShampoo is bad for your hair.
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/18/18 10:34:59 AM
#51
Living up to your name, TC.
TopicGame Male of 2017 Round 23: Tom Brady vs Sol Badguy
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/18/18 10:27:17 AM
#4
Oh my god. His weapon is a giant lighter.

I thought these character designs couldnt be worse. Needs more belts, I guess.
TopicBill Clinton panicked as 1998 sealed Grand Jury documents to be released
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/18/18 10:02:55 AM
#28
If someone wants to blow you because youre the president, shes the victim?

Do we ever plan on reaming these women trying to trade pussy for power or money? Or do they just get the best of both, profiting from making themselves a "victim"?

Funny how noone ever comes out guilty about doing this when it works, only when they dont get what they whored for.
TopicJim Sterling now whining about Sea of Thieves microtransactions
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/18/18 9:36:09 AM
#173
brotrrwinner posted...
It's funny because your reaction is exactly what he warns about in the video. Keep acting like sheep, fam

I can call you being pissed off about me slapping you across the face....doesnt mean you being pissed isnt justified.

Shows how shaky your stance is when you have to preempt with that.
TopicA guy on reddit posted the thing he stores his 100 TB of porn in.
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/16/18 7:27:57 PM
#5
Thats mental illness.
TopicWhy would God make only one planet with living beings?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/16/18 7:06:05 PM
#43
thecoolgu posted...
We don't actually know that there isn't other life though.

Thats not the point of this topic at all
TopicI love how butt hurt The Black Panther is making people
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/15/18 4:16:12 PM
#65
I think the shit soundtrack is pretty racist tho
TopicYou're driving and the gas pedal gets stuck, you're going 120mph and can't brake
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/14/18 2:53:34 PM
#18
I live in West Virginia, so my only option is

die immediately.
TopicKeep going to this chinese place cause of the cute waitress
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/09/18 8:44:39 PM
#15
Please put a cringe warning in the topic title.

She should be an actress, huh? Oh boy...
TopicGender issues always focus on Women doing Men things....
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/09/18 8:36:59 PM
#7
Dudes cant cry, knit, or stand up to abusers.

They are also guilty of rape if anyone wants to make the claim, even 20 years later.

Innocent until proven male.
TopicBest Booty in Gaming Day 4a - Mu-12 vs Widowmaker
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/09/18 7:57:37 PM
#11
Skye Reynolds posted...
TheMarthKoopa posted...
Widowmaker will only win because of Overwatch popularity. She's shit


Your opinion is shit.

Those colors are so ugly its not funny. Throw in the fact that shes Widowmaker, but has a black widow theme and....its just bad.

Im just glad the games finally dying. Shollow as a puddle BUT MUH LORE
TopicSo I'm talking to this 18 year old while girl who has a thing for black guys.
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/06/18 11:38:38 AM
#6
Please close your creepy ass topic dude.
TopicRemember guys, you buy LOW and you sell HIGH
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/06/18 11:26:36 AM
#17
Im sure the people with money in bitcoin are going to give you clean advice on how to take their money.
TopicThis 37 y/o Asian Man was FIRED for Tearing Down a TOM BRADY POSTER!!
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/04/18 4:49:29 PM
#11
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Trayvon posted...
"head of human resource"

lol fuck these scumbags.

real talk though. if he was expected to leave that poster up in his office and not do anything about it then that's some real workplace bullying shit imo.


It's bullying to expect someone to be respectful of an image of the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL? That's some "child, please"-worthy logic right there.

I wanna die
TopicWhy do people flush toilet paper?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 11:28:18 PM
#48
Heres what you do:

1. Wipe your shitty ass once nice and deep. Get as much as you can on that first swoop.

2. Eyeball it to see how much you think you might still have on your ass, then flush it.

3. Using a second bit of tp, get some good ass wiping going on. Barring a real chocolate pie situation, throw it and the rest in the trash.

I dont judge, but my pipes do.
Topicblizzard once covered up a physical assault at their convention
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 5:26:32 PM
#13
Sounds very real yeah. Totally.
TopicDetroit has third year of balanced budgets; ended 2017 w $53.8m surplus
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 5:23:54 PM
#23
Giant_Aspirin posted...
darkjedilink posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
The Admiral posted...
This is largely because young white families are moving in:
http://www.bridgemi.com/detroit-journalism-cooperative/welcome-new-detroit-white-people-so-long-poor-folks

And to no one's surprise, these folks moving in and gentrifying the city so it's no longer a shithole was met with criticism from the left.

what's the point in specifying that they're white?

So leftists can say it's bad.

Literally, 'gentrification' is white people coming in to a poor area and improving it, and it's somehow bad.


'gentrification' has literally nothing to do with race, get out of here

Give us some nonwhite examples.

Nobodys beating you over the head with race, but that doesnt mean you get to make up whatever youre thinking.
Topici don't understand those that say any one user on here is integral to the boards
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 5:18:53 PM
#27
Is it still a circlejerk if youre just sitting between two other dudes jerking them and bitching about how much you just CANT STAND jerking those dicks?
Topic'Marijuana' is rooted in racism... here's why you should say 'cannabis' instead.
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 5:16:19 PM
#14
Cannabis is for those guys who somehow found a way to make smoking weed uncool.

Seriously, if youre not in a dispensary, dont call it cannabis EVER.

Ugh, the cringing comes in waves...
TopicBest adult-ish t.v show?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 5:13:43 PM
#9
Squidbillies is probably the sharpest show on the list.
TopicNot sure why college cost/student loans are such a big deal
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 3:28:12 PM
#5
So many assumptions.

Add this one:

"Just have more money"
Topicthe guy that sold ammot to the vegas shooter has been getting death threats
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 3:25:12 PM
#8
3khc posted...
>Sells instruments of death
>Is innocent

So youd want someone else sell weapons? People who might be lax on proper vetting of the people he sells to? Makes you 100x as guilty. Youre basically arming Al Qaeda.

But seriously if you think this guys guilty of anything, you need to take some pills.
Topicthis is why I insist on differencing pedophila and ephebophilia
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 2:21:43 PM
#19
DuranOfForcena posted...
MrK3V posted...
Always lol at people justifying dating anyone below 18 when you're over 18

no one is justifying dating anyone below 18 when you're over 18, what the fuck is your problem?

Theyre saying it deserves a moment of time when it fucking doesnt.

Its really not that hard to not fuck kids.
Topicthis is why I insist on differencing pedophila and ephebophilia
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 2:18:49 PM
#12
We've got other things to worry about.

Id really hope the treatment of pedophiles isnt at the top of your queue, cuz youre already on a list somewhere.
TopicHumble Monthly, Dark Souls 3
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 2:15:23 PM
#7
Let that series fade.
Topichas anyone ever said that your SO is too good for you?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 2:12:29 PM
#11
Sat at the bar my lady was tending, and two guys sit down and start bullshitting. The fatter guy proceeds to talk about his wife the whole time and how much he hates her. Dude makes cracks about my wimpy beard, which was not at all a beard but 5 oclock shadow, but I play it down assuming someone who sat next to me wouldnt play that game.

Bar closes, and when she runs the garbage out, this piece of shit is just sitting out there and just goes on full force about how she could do so much better. So when Im walking outside after she told me about what he says, this guy gives me a "nice to meet you dude!" and I slug him square in his fat fucking mouth.

Never saw that loser again. Seriously though, if you want something, be a fucking man, cuz Im gonna treat you like one.
TopicIs it ethical to cure people who aren't neurotypical?
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 1:57:16 PM
#106
I want to see a generation of perfect modified babies, and then watch as every generation afterwards gets super hyper mega cancer.
TopicFarmers have to hack their tractors because of strict repair restrictions
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 12:28:24 PM
#36
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
Sounds like we need new regulations in place to prevent this.


Why are you trying to increase unemployment?

Anarchy's post is a very bad post.
TopicAttn: My fellow gays. None of us care if you meal prep or squat a lot
Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/18 12:20:58 PM
#9
Keep those gay stereotypes strong brother
TopicThe girl who cut my hair just added me on Snapchat >_>
Jerry_Hellyeah
01/31/18 12:18:00 PM
#5
Raise that other guys load
TopicHarpie I got a $5k raise at work please go on a date with me
Jerry_Hellyeah
01/31/18 12:12:16 PM
#14
I have no dick but Im posting on CE so you should already know that

Bang?
TopicWhy the fuck did Harry (HARRY POTTER SPOILER)
Jerry_Hellyeah
01/31/18 12:10:05 PM
#12
Do these weenies not know basic algebra?

But they know how to shoot laser beams?
TopicGot summoned as a witness, what's the worse thing that can happen if I don't go?
Jerry_Hellyeah
01/31/18 12:03:51 PM
#43
Tfw nobody notices TC is running an insurance scam and is about to be caught.
TopicHarpie I got a $5k raise at work please go on a date with me
Jerry_Hellyeah
01/31/18 11:23:09 AM
#8
Criiiiinge
TopicNSA and Trump want to nationalize 5G wireless network
Jerry_Hellyeah
01/29/18 12:27:21 PM
#37
Youre not gonna be invaded unless youre doing shady shit.

Ill take a guy 300 miles away peeping at my grandma if it means a subway car full of people arent blown to pieces.

We live in a world where one person can cause so much destruction. You can stick to your privacy principles, but Id rather know if my neighbor is mailing nail bombs.

Youre not gonna be publicly outed for doing weird shit. Go ahead and muck up the war on terror because youre ashamed of your anime babe body pillows.
TopicBruno Mars sweeping shows the Grammys still are white
Jerry_Hellyeah
01/29/18 12:18:04 PM
#24
Black people dont want equality, they wanna be on top.

Makes me sad. I dont wanna be the new white.
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