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MarqueeSeries posted...

It's brokenness is what offers a lot of the memories imo. One man army, never forget

This, tbh. Some of the broken shit turned into a bit of meta ime. (Well, when you got a team that actually cooperated.) You always had at least one peron on each team with the One Man Army + Noob Tube combo dueling each other; you had to take time to hunt down nuke boosters using the flares; and knifing was risky due to the javelin glitch.

It was a lot of bullshit, but it was fun bullshit.
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It was maybe halfway through the Forest of Fallen Giants. I stopped using a shield and locking on to enemies, and started playing offensively. Basically, I played it like Bloodborne.
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Nothing.
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I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment
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If you have sex with a girl does that make you bi? It takes a man and a woman to procreate after all.
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NotALiberal posted...

Imagine being most people on GameFAQs

Ftfy
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White people discriminate against other white people for not being the right kind of white. Fuck em/us.
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I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment
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I can't force her to be faithful but she can't force me to stay with her.
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I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment
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King Rial posted...

QwelzaarKane posted...

I scrolled down to the next image and saw titties.

Scrolled to next image?

Imgur doesn't do direct links the first time you click on an image. If TC got the link from a subreddit it'll show other pictures from it - or random ones (afaik) if not - below.
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electricbugs2 posted...

Still unsure how I feel about Newport (the brand not the dude lol) but I might try platinum while I'm down here. Only 10 bucks that's a fucking steal.

Damn where you at? I've heard the east coast has crazy prices but they're around $7.50 in Ohio.
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electricbugs2 posted...

EnragedSlith posted...

electricbugs2 posted...

Yeah, it's a pain in the ass though since menthol is where it's at yet they're banned outright in Canada so I have to pull stupid shit like buying Camel Crush in bulk when I'm on vacation.

lol wat

Yeah Canada banned menthol at the beginning of October. The thinking is more kids will smoke if they taste like mint when in reality kids will smoke for "the art of swag" so it makes no difference. I hate our federal government.

Marlboro has (or had idk) actual mint-flavored cigaarettes that tasted nothing like menthol (well, Newports at least. I don't smoke any other menthol cig)
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MorbidFaithless posted...

So thousands of people somehow conjure a witch woman? It's so specific and prevalent it's ridiculous lol

I'm not denying it but it's just weird. Must be that collective unconscious...

I never got how the hag was so common either. Personally, I never saw her until I started reading about SP. Before that it was always a group of five demons (plus one if I could see a window) that would examine different parts of my body and make weird noises.
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Back_Stabbath posted...

how come sleep paralysis stuff is mostly creepy/scary? why is it always corpses and demon ladies instead of elmo?

It probably has to do with the sense of panic that hits when you can't move your limbs or speak.
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On yeah. I smoke cigarillos more tho
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I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment
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The Pharcyde - Passin' Me By
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Billie Holiday. I think Bing Crosby and Louis Armstrong were from those times, too.

E: forgot about Nat King Cole
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Santorin posted...

I repeat I'm agnostic.

But fail to see how having faith in something greater than yourself is a bad thing.

He's saying that the good christians you have met are just that: good christians. For a lot of people, though, it's little more than a label.
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MrNintendo1213 posted...

Why is this such a common thing for you guys i thought it was rare as fuck

I have horrible sleeping and stressing myself out habits, which don't seem that uncommon here.
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Groovin' & Oozin'
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salandrews posted...

Gotta just shut the eyes and hope this isnt a real demon.

Wiggle them toes and focus on them. It's the fastest way out of SP in my experience. It also keeps me from feeling panicked when I do snap out of it.

Except for one time, but I had other reasons to be seeing things then so...
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I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment
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It's really not tho, but hey that's none of my business

*sips coffey*
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I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment
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I normally just have demons and old ladies trying to suffocate me :/

I think yours is a lot creepier though.
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I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment
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I scrolled down to the next image and saw titties.
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I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment
I'm the buyer and the seller and the handler and the critic

French sky blue
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Habanero is the hottest I've cooked with and it wasn't that bad.
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I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment
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Single af. It's pretty nice.
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I wouldn't marry any of them.
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Pepys Monster posted...

Maybe they'll like your personality

No they won't lol. Don't lie to him now.
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Tadamoto32 posted...

Man, that girl was a bitch. She wasn't trying to give advice. Just was being mean to me for no reason.



What did I say to deserve that? All she did was further lower my opinion of women.

Everything she said was 100% true.
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It needs a sequel.
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boxington posted...

but nevermind about Kendrick being my current favorite, I gotta go with Freddie Gibbs

Thats what's up.
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...

They also called each other it as well.

White people call each other the n-word more than anyone else lol. Especially the ones that force it into their vocabulary. It's kind of entertaining imo.
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...

QwelzaarKane posted...

And in response to the n-word in rap convo above: Do people actually belive that whole n-word = "bro/friend/etc." thing? It obviously used that way, but it's just as common to hear it used in a more neutral or negative context.

Depends on the black person

Me personally, I've had Filipinos, Puerto Ricans and Whites use the n-word around me and I'm okay with it. Its a term of endearment.

They ever use it in a more general sense? I say it but it's more often like, "Damn, that ninja's always late," or something.
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I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment
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And in response to the n-word in rap convo above: Do people actually belive that whole n-word = "bro/friend/etc." thing? It obviously used that way, but it's just as common to hear it used in a more neutral or negative context.

gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Three 6 with or without Crunchy Black?

As a Mafia fan, with. His delivery added a peculiar charm to his... bluntness. I can think of a lot of songs that wouldn't be as good without him.
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...

QwelzaarKane posted...

What's up with Tyler Perry? None of the black people I know IRL get it either.

Older black women like his stuff, and thats who he makes it for.

Makes sense. I saw one of them a long time ago in theatres and most people there looked in their mid 30s. That was pretty early on, though. I think it was the one where she gets locked up.
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I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment
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What's up with Tyler Perry? None of the people I know IRL get it either.
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southcoast09 posted...

Dude, you can do a week in lockup. Just keep your head down and you will be freed from the shackles of probation, which you shouldn't be on.

Shit I would have preferred a bit of jail time to the probation I had and it wasn't even that long compared to a lot of people.
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thanosibe posted...

Again I'm not saying none aren't good since you choose to edit that part of my previous comment out.

Because I didn't say otherwise and it isn't relevant to my response. I did the same thing in all of my previous replies.

Basic fare food is served at bars with the bet that you'll be intoxicated and shovel anything in your mouth...

Traditionally, sure. I'm talking about the ones that go beyond that, of which there are plenty.
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thanosibe posted...

Going to bar to eat is like going to a dance club for a quiet corner to drink alone.

Not even close. Going anywhere else for the same food you can get at a bar is paying more for worse food. At least around here your just as likely to meet up with friends at one to eat as you are to drink.
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Tfw not being rapey implies virginity.
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thanosibe posted...

Also he knows I go to bars and pubs to drink not eat.

He's still fucking up by not taking you to one for food. Bar food has been more consistently good across the country for me than chains are within my county.
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thanosibe posted...

Take it from a guy who has a friend obsessed with proving to me the smaller the hole-in-wall restaurant it is the better.

He hasn't yet.

If he hasn't taken you to a bar or pub he's fucking up.
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Shit like Applebees and Olive Garden I guess, but you could consider Denny's as a middle point, too. Look for something local. Prices tend to reflect the quality better and the food will beat any chain in the same price-range.
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Rypt posted...

Also, sexual assault my ass. If it's consentual it's not assault. Don't even know why I'm responding to that.

Bitch you were trying to get them drunk enough that incest sounded like a good idea.
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Roxborough4Ever posted...

and powdered sauce? just add water, like powder gravy...

I get the idea, I just... eww lol. Admittedly, I'm completely spoiled when it comes to food and cooking is one of my favorite hobbies. Can't imagine a powdered sauce being anything but disappointing.

Cooking ain't that expensive, though. When I really want to splurge on groceries I spend like $120 for the week and get 18 meals plus snacks and drinks. If I wasn't too lazy to hit up multiple stores that could be cut down to under $100 pretty easily.

The time thing is a bitch, for sure. As much as I plan out meals and prep ahead of time I normally just end up just frying some meat and veggies and throwing it on rice.
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Frying rice then cooking it in tomato sauce is delicious. Iono what the hell you're doing though. And piwdered alfredo sauce?
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DawkinsNumber4 posted...

If he does I spend a whole 7 days in jail and will no longer be on any type of probation whatsoever.

Unless you're concerned about your record just take the seven days in jail and be done with it.
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Wonder how they made it to my door without at least causing a scene my neighborhood is like 70% black. I'd also wonder why they're at my door since my apartment complex doesn't do trick or treating and there's nowhere within walking distance that does.
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I'm the buyer and the seller and the handler and the critic