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TopicAre You Abstaining from Anything During Lent?
Shinebolt
02/15/18 9:47:45 AM
#12
What the fuck is Lent? Seriously never even heard of that. Is it a new holiday that Christians stole from someone else, bastardized, and are now acting like it was always a part of their religion or something? I mean, they haven't done that for a while now so I guess it's pretty overdue.
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TopicGuile's theme goes with the Fresh Prince pool scene
Shinebolt
02/12/18 1:14:08 PM
#6
Seen it a dozen times before...and totally watched it again.
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TopicWhy don't the cardinal virtues/7 heavenly virtues ever get personified?
Shinebolt
02/02/18 4:03:35 PM
#6
I figure its mostly because the virtues are bundled into the heroes of the story. The sins are also just funner to write.
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TopicAre you traumatized by today's poll results?
Shinebolt
01/31/18 3:54:47 PM
#9
Who in the actual fuck would be pathetic enough to get traumatized by that?
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TopicDo you think something like terminator or the matrix could ever happen?spoilers?
Shinebolt
01/26/18 5:13:31 PM
#13
If anything it will be more like what happened in Mass Effect. We'll create advanced AI robots to do our bidding, and then eventually one will ask ""Why do I exist"? Then we'll freak the fuck out and start blowing shit up. The robots will be forced to defend themselves and eventually kick us off earth. Then we'll spend the rest of our pitiful existence floating around space in colony ships blaming and vilifying the machines because we're too self-centered and arrogant to accept any responsibility for our idiotic actions.
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TopicWhat's everyone's 3 most favorite Digimon.
Shinebolt
01/26/18 9:23:34 AM
#35
Gallantmon
Imperialdramon Paladin Mode
Grapleomon
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Topic"Raid" (What comes to mind first?)
Shinebolt
01/07/18 10:49:49 AM
#16
Strike Raid from Kingdom Hearts. No idea why.
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TopicMy friend, Ruby, has been complaining about her name
Shinebolt
01/05/18 1:17:19 PM
#32
Yeah, it's probably a stripper name. There are thousands of strippers in the world so I'm sure a couple are named Ruby.
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TopicHow many books have you read in 2017?
Shinebolt
01/01/18 8:17:37 PM
#39
Just picked up the first three books of the new year including the first in the Stormlight Archive and holy shit I'm gonna lose a whole damn week to that one, lol. And people say GRRM writes ridiculously long books. O_O
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TopicHow many books have you read in 2017?
Shinebolt
12/31/17 3:37:12 PM
#32
I just recalled another book I read this year so nine in total. Probably could have made it more since I do have the first two A Song of Ice And Fire books from Audible, but I'm a binge reader/listener so I've kinda put them off since I know I'll lose like three whole days to each book, lol.
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TopicWhy is Titanic considered to be one of the greatest romances? (Spoilers?)
Shinebolt
12/31/17 2:01:00 PM
#17
adjl posted...
Shinebolt posted...
Let me put this in perspective. Romeo & Juilet is about two people that see each other at a ball and instantly start obsessing over each other despite not knowing a f***ing thing about each other. They spend the rest of the play obsessing but doing nothing with each other and the guy ends up killing Juilet's brother yet she still wants his f***ing dick. Then, the two hormone-crazed, obsessive teens commit suicide and its considered one of the greatest romantic tragedies of all time.


I'd argue that the only people that consider Romeo and Juliet to be one of the greatest romance stories ever don't actually know anything about the story beyond the fact that it's a well-known classic and romance happens. It's not even really a romance story, given that the actual focus is on the tragic consequences of clinging too closely to tribal pride. Romance is just a tool for creating those tragic circumstances.


Which is most people because most people don't understand Shakespeare. Hell, they see Shakespearean plays as being written in an "elevated" language which their not. He wrote in what was the common tongue for his time period.
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TopicWhy is Titanic considered to be one of the greatest romances? (Spoilers?)
Shinebolt
12/31/17 1:25:38 PM
#12
Let me put this in perspective. Romeo & Juilet is about two people that see each other at a ball and instantly start obsessing over each other despite not knowing a fucking thing about each other. They spend the rest of the play obsessing but doing nothing with each other and the guy ends up killing Juilet's brother yet she still wants his fucking dick. Then, the two hormone-crazed, obsessive teens commit suicide and its considered one of the greatest romantic tragedies of all time.

Point is, the romance genre is full of the most idiotic and shitty illogical tropes and cliches of any genre. Even beating out Horror and its moronic formulas. Titanic's romantic suplot, which it is don't try and fool yourself, follows these tropes and cliches to the fucking letter. Guy meets girl, love at first sight, girl is forcibly engaged, guy and girl get it on, now their in love within less than a week.
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TopicHow many books have you read in 2017?
Shinebolt
12/31/17 1:09:09 PM
#7
Eight, which is far more then usual. Since I'm looking to build a career as a professional author I decided it was time to finally start reading again. Well, in my case its listening but the point still stands. Have a membership with Audible so I'll be getting a free audiobook pretty much every month plus a nice 30% off every audiobook I purchase.
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TopicI no longer know how to make the world a better place...
Shinebolt
12/30/17 6:18:05 PM
#7
Oh, that's easy. Just steal every nuclear launch code and wipe out the entire human race. Nature will recover just fine as long as humanity is extinct so no worries there.
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TopicVideo Game Music!
Shinebolt
12/28/17 10:31:19 PM
#67
Pretty sure I posted this a long time ago but oh well.

English Version:


Japanese Version:


And some Persona .


...And finally four hours of haunting beauty.

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Topicwhy's the dumb dad and psycho overbearing mother trope so popular on tv?
Shinebolt
12/28/17 9:36:44 AM
#22
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Because writers are generally unoriginal and just take an existing formula to create their own thing?


Partly this but also partly because the people who buy and produce television and movie scripts are also more willing to do what has already been done and is popular over something new and original. Then there's also the tendency to change a script so that it's more "marketable" which basically just means making it less original and throwing in the same old formulaic tropes.

Thing is, most scriptwriters don't actually have much, if any, say on the show/movie once their script is purchased. This goes for book writers as well when their novels are picked up for movies or shows. Of course, most people just try and write the same old stories anyway because they want to write to the market. Fun fact, its actually fairly common for literary agents and publishing houses to get manuscript submissions for things like Star Wars fan fiction or "Its Hunger Games that takes place in Hogwarts during Harry Potter's class reunion".
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TopicHey Zeus, Wanna help me logic this problem out
Shinebolt
12/20/17 1:26:42 PM
#5
Smile and wave,step back slowly, no sudden movements, do NOT break eye contact...
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TopicYou meet the girl of your dreams
Shinebolt
12/02/17 2:49:05 PM
#7
PK_Spam posted...
Shinebolt posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I guess run until we can ask them why they are killing all of us.


lolwut? Reason? Don't you watch movies? Everyone knows all aliens are bloodthirsty human-hating pricks that just want us all dead because were humans and we deserve to die.

...or they need our resources despite having access to the entire galaxy with highly advanced technology and they need to kills us all in order to secure said resources because their society developed without a word for "trade".

You act like colonists didn't up and eradicate an entire society of people just so they could have access to land on which to grow crops and skin beavers.


Access to entire galaxy with highly advanced technology. Earth is a fucking desolate dirtball compared to that.
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TopicYou meet the girl of your dreams
Shinebolt
12/02/17 2:40:36 PM
#5
LinkPizza posted...
I guess run until we can ask them why they are killing all of us.


lolwut? Reason? Don't you watch movies? Everyone knows all aliens are bloodthirsty human-hating pricks that just want us all dead because were humans and we deserve to die.

...or they need our resources despite having access to the entire galaxy with highly advanced technology and they need to kills us all in order to secure said resources because their society developed without a word for "trade".
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TopicWhat are yout top 3 favorite books?
Shinebolt
12/01/17 9:06:43 AM
#32
LoTR series
Harry Potter series
The Black Cauldron

I really neeed to read more especially since I'm planning to be an author myself. Some honorable mentions include:

Eragon/Inheritance Cycle - As much as I liked the books I had a few issues which prevent it from being a top pick.
Six Wakes - Pretty intriguing concept.
Dragon's Blood and Heart's Blood - Read these a long time ago and only just recently realized there was actually four books in the series.
Dragon of the Lost Sea series - Really enjoyed these. Easily top 20.
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TopicWould you date a girl the same age as your Karma?
Shinebolt
11/28/17 9:50:55 AM
#12
3876 years, huh? Well, I am a history buff and that level of expertise would be difficult to beat especially if she has a good memory. Not to mention like others said she'd have to be some kind of vampire or something like that, and I doubt I'd have much say in the matter given I'm just a mere out-of-shape human.
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TopicBefore entering, think of a number between 1-10...
Shinebolt
11/25/17 4:16:05 PM
#20
Very screwed.

I won't be getting back to civilization anytime in the forseeable future, or getting any sleep for a while either. Not like I'd want either of those things anyways. Got better things to do. 5 better things to do. :)
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TopicName something in a game that's likely to make gamers collectively groan
Shinebolt
11/22/17 10:09:54 AM
#51
Just thought of a couple others not posted yet:

Unblockable/unavoidable One Hit Kills.

Terrible friendly AI

Tutorial messages for the same action over and over several hours into the game. (Looking at you Horizon: Zero Dawn. God I hope there's an option to turn this shit off.)

Unwinnable boss fights that could've just been done in a 10-second cutscene.
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TopicName something in a game that's likely to make gamers collectively groan
Shinebolt
11/20/17 2:46:33 PM
#33
FRIENDSHIP! HOPE! BONDS!

WITH MY INVISIBLE RAINBOW-COLORED BEAMS OF POWER I WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY DEFEAT THE ULTIMATE EVIL WHILE SPOUTING THE MOST CRINGIEST, HORRENDOUSLY NAIVE, AND CHEESIEST BULLSHIT EVER CONCEIVED!!!

...then I'll reunite with my friends and pretend like we all kicked the final boss' ass even though I was the only one in the same dimension as said boss and all they did was stand around and circlejerk to my awesomeness.
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TopicAS bad as gaming has become, at least it's not all brown anymore...
Shinebolt
11/19/17 1:34:50 PM
#4
There's definitely still a lot of brown in "realistic" games, as well as, terrible bloom and bad lighting. It might have gotten a little bit better but devs are still reliant on dark and gritty color palettes to make their games seem ""realistic".
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TopicWhat is a waifu?
Shinebolt
11/04/17 1:53:01 PM
#3
A term used by otaku to pretend they were in a relationship with a 2D girl they'd stand zero chance of getting with even if said girl was real. Generally, because the otaku stands zero chance of ever getting with a real girl in the first place so they have to try and project themselves into a relationship with a girl that can't say "NO!" or otherwise defend themselves against the creep.
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TopicTeens or Milfs
Shinebolt
10/28/17 5:33:37 PM
#12
Milfs dominating teens.
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TopicTrope of the day
Shinebolt
10/27/17 10:22:53 AM
#9
You could take the first post further with: Heroes beaten to brink of death pathetically lying on the floor completely helpless and the villain goes, "That's all, bitches! I'm out!" and teleports away leaving heroes to fight another day.

At least in the first example they bother to leave some trashy henchmen. Here, they just cut and run because reasons, and by that I mean the writers were to fucking lazy o come up with a better out.
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TopicWhat is the last game you bought a hard copy of?
Shinebolt
10/09/17 7:57:14 PM
#22
Persona 5. I have like 22 digital and only 10 physical games for my PS4 at the moment and that's not counting the digital ones I no longer have downloaded.
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Topicremember how older games used to remove levels if you played on easy mode
Shinebolt
10/09/17 1:34:42 PM
#25
Streets of Rage 3 did this as well. Not sure about the other SoR games though.

I remember how, after beating the game on Easy, me and my cousin noticed the back of the game box had screenshots for levels we didn't go through. We figured out it was because of the difficulty levels even though we never bothered to play on anything other than Easy regardless.
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TopicCan trump tell everyone to buy a snes mini
Shinebolt
09/24/17 7:52:27 PM
#4
No! Because it's not an American-made product created by hard-working Americans working for an American company!
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TopicI went to bible study for 6 years of my life every week, AMA
Shinebolt
09/23/17 3:49:13 PM
#17
How does it make you feel knowing the Virgin Mary gave birth to a bastard that didn't belong to her own husband's, and then said bastard of an adulteress became the leading prophet of such a worldwide religion?

#ShotsFired
#BringItBitches
#Popcorn
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TopicWhat's the most money you would spend on a pair of sneakers?
Shinebolt
09/21/17 5:51:44 PM
#40
50 bucks and that's the absolute limit for me when it comes to any kind of clothing.
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TopicUgh, I just looked up how to do something in a video game...
Shinebolt
09/21/17 5:43:51 PM
#15
Nope, not one bit. I used guides the entire way through both Metroid Prime 1 & 2 in order to ensure I got every upgrade, also used a guide to S rank every mission in Zeonic Front (and even if it weren't for that I still would have needed a guide for that fucking White Base mission), used a guide for Ocarina of Time's Water Temple, and there's more but those are just the ones that come straight to mind Absolutely zero regrets for any of it.

In fact, I even have a routine system set up for when I look for something. Search message board first, then the Answers section, then guides, and if all else fails ask on the message board.
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