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TopicSo because of prostate, if I stick things in my butt I can feel extreme pleasure
ShotgunSilencer
02/19/18 6:13:31 PM
#24
Is jerking yourself off gay? Youre literally playing with a penis and enjoying it.
TopicHave you ever had surgery?
ShotgunSilencer
02/19/18 11:02:38 AM
#25
Some ligaments or tendons or whatever the hell is in there fixed on my wrist.
Surgery went fine. Physical therapy was hell.
TopicWhat kind of good pizza can you even make with just 2 toppings?
ShotgunSilencer
02/15/18 7:09:34 PM
#25
Bacon pineapple
Beef pineapple
Extra cheese pepperoni
TopicSo why American people like to think logic when watching movies and music video?
ShotgunSilencer
02/14/18 7:49:09 PM
#3
Because we like clapping for things!
TopicA really hot chick gave me a hug in my dream last night.
ShotgunSilencer
02/13/18 10:37:49 AM
#9
Last night I dreamed I was a TV and Shaq and his friend were watching me
TopicIs Minecraft any good?
ShotgunSilencer
02/12/18 8:37:51 PM
#6
I love Minecraft. Its one of those games that Ill play for a few weeks. Then put it down for a month or so. Then pick it up and play again. Been doing that for years.
Its really great if you start using mods. But I would suggest thoroughly learning vanilla before jumping into mods.
Topicmy mom is apparently taking me to get a pedicure. my brother: what is he, a girl
ShotgunSilencer
02/12/18 6:32:33 PM
#7
My wife and I every month or so go out for a day. Get a massage and hands and feet done. We go out to lunch. Do a little shopping. She loves it. Its like our day out doing what she likes. I play it up and have fun. She loves that I do this for her. When on the low, I really like the massage and the pedicure and manicure stuff lol

Shh dont tell her lol
TopicCE i'm tempted to break the bro code (no pics)
ShotgunSilencer
02/10/18 9:25:14 PM
#17
I was banging my best friends sister when we were teens. He told me that he was glad it was me and not some asshole and said he didnt want to see any of that shit around him lol
TopicA guy on Xbox Live said he was fucking my mother
ShotgunSilencer
02/10/18 2:38:36 PM
#22
Gotta love 2nd post wins
TopicHow can you prove consent with women?
ShotgunSilencer
02/08/18 1:44:59 PM
#13
Maaaaan back in my day went things went bad with a girl you would call her an ugly slut, she would say you have a little dick and then you two would go your separate ways lol

People these days...
TopicLol my friend invited me over to play dbfz and he got mad
ShotgunSilencer
02/04/18 3:44:20 PM
#7
I remember the arguments and rages we would have playing tekken back in the day. It was all in good fun but damn we would be yelling at each other!
Good times.
TopicWho wins the Superbowl? Predict here and I'll invite winners to TWSS.
ShotgunSilencer
02/04/18 10:28:06 AM
#24
Patriots

I dont really like or hate them but as a Giants fan I really dont want to see the Eagles win it.

However, one of my best friends, that Ive known since we were little kids, is a lifelong Eagles fan and if they win, I will be a little bit happy for him.
TopicWhere do you get those kid tattoo things
ShotgunSilencer
02/03/18 9:32:10 AM
#4
I found some at Walmart by the kids birthday party stuff. Now my son is tatted up with Batman, Superman, and Flash. Dont mess with him.
TopicKids dese days are growing up without blockbusters
ShotgunSilencer
01/26/18 11:57:23 AM
#17
No blockbuster. Now toys r us is going down.
These poor kids
TopicWhat veggies should I make with Pineapple-Ginger chicken?
ShotgunSilencer
01/25/18 7:59:09 PM
#2
Corn carrots and peas
TopicI had to skip work today because I am sick
ShotgunSilencer
01/25/18 7:58:07 PM
#7
I have you tagged as Eli hater lol
I dont remember what you did to earn that tag but hahaha youre sick, Eli hater!

jk... hope you feel better
TopicLol go figure I get fucked for lunchtime workplace foosball
ShotgunSilencer
01/25/18 1:44:45 PM
#4
Life is hard bro
Topic182 toys r us stores closing down as part of bankruptcy
ShotgunSilencer
01/24/18 10:20:47 AM
#15
FLUFFYGERM posted...
:( the one I used to go to as a kid is closing :(


Same here.
I bring my son there when we go visit grandma since she lives like 5 mins from it.
I know theyre overpriced or whatever. But its the experience. Going into a store that is all toys. My son loves going there. All my kids did (my other 2 are too old and cool for the toy store now lol)
TopicI still don't know how people text and drive. I can't multitask for shit.
ShotgunSilencer
01/19/18 9:10:29 PM
#14
Punching a friend while driving sounds like itd be pretty distracting too lol
TopicWould you let your child live with you past age 21?
ShotgunSilencer
01/19/18 7:18:34 PM
#8
Pretty much what everyone else said.
As long as theyre contributing or have a plan going forward then absolutely they can live with me as long as needed.
TopicI still don't know how people text and drive. I can't multitask for shit.
ShotgunSilencer
01/19/18 10:27:42 AM
#5
I used to occasionally text while driving. I thought it was easy. No big deal. But one time I was reading a text and almost went thru a stop sign. I noticed the last second and slammed on the brakes. Luckily I did because a car was coming and I wouldve gotten smashed.
That was about 5 years ago and since that day I have never texted while driving.
It can wait til I get where Im going or a red light or something.
TopicWhat pill brand do you take when you get a fever or cold?
ShotgunSilencer
01/11/18 7:04:58 PM
#26
JE19426 posted...
None. I take generic Acetaminophen and Ibuprofen.


Pretty much this. Tylenol or Advil do a good enough job
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TopicHow long did you last when you lost your virginity?
ShotgunSilencer
01/11/18 7:03:03 PM
#5
About 10-15 mins.
It was a little awkward and I was nervous as hell. But she was a virgin too so it wasnt so weird. We had a great time and did it many more times after that. So I guess it was good lol
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TopicHow far are you guys?
ShotgunSilencer
01/11/18 9:48:57 AM
#13
Chicken posted...
ShotgunSilencer posted...
Still downloading the update.


lol console version


Hey man my laptop cant run it!
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TopicHow far are you guys?
ShotgunSilencer
01/11/18 8:32:39 AM
#11
TopicCE, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home.
ShotgunSilencer
01/09/18 4:35:15 PM
#2
TopicThis guy in my town built a 30ft ice tower in his front lawn(pic)
ShotgunSilencer
01/09/18 8:53:42 AM
#10
TopicHome Depot or Lowe's?
ShotgunSilencer
01/08/18 9:52:48 PM
#4
Agree. Not much difference.
I usually go Lowes but just because its closer
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TopicHow many cups of coffee do you drink in the mornin?
ShotgunSilencer
01/08/18 2:44:54 PM
#5
One in the morning. One after dinner.
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Topicman, tbh kids today have it really good
ShotgunSilencer
01/08/18 2:41:07 PM
#4
Remember when math teachers went on and on about how in the real world we wouldnt always have a calculator on us. Well.....
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TopicThis dating site girl is cute, but her profile has me worried...
ShotgunSilencer
01/06/18 2:15:31 PM
#11
Who knows... she could be the first female president one day
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TopicWashing Machine - Clothes soaking wet and sudsy
ShotgunSilencer
01/06/18 1:42:40 PM
#2
Sounds like your rinse and spin cycle is messed up. Not sure how to fix that tho. Useless lol
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TopicGoT spoilers. Question about a character from season 1.
ShotgunSilencer
01/05/18 10:04:47 AM
#9
Holy shit. I didnt notice that either
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TopicHOLY FUCK is it cold
ShotgunSilencer
12/30/17 2:26:01 PM
#18
Wow. Where are you at?

Im in PA and suppose to get to feels like -15F tonight and tomorrow. I thought that was bad
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TopicSo many Christmas noobs on call of duty right now
ShotgunSilencer
12/28/17 10:38:06 AM
#16
Ya know, you were a noob at some point too.
Now be nice and marvel at their amazing 360 no scope trick shots
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TopicDude gave me a free 1/4
ShotgunSilencer
12/27/17 3:33:32 PM
#8
TopicSteam Gift Topic XI (Part Deux): A Gift Has No Name
ShotgunSilencer
12/25/17 8:26:58 PM
#410
Merry Christmas you awesome generous people!
Hope everyone had a nice day
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TopicWhat are you doing on CE on CHRISTMAS EVE, man?
ShotgunSilencer
12/24/17 11:41:48 PM
#19
Kids are sleeping. Santa has left the presents under the tree. So now Im just killing some time cuz Im not tired yet
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TopicDo they still do 24 hours of the Christmas story?
ShotgunSilencer
12/24/17 8:56:21 PM
#8
snakes_righteye posted...
KainWind posted...
I watch it a minimum of 8 hours every year.

MonkeyBones23 posted...
I watch it about 6 times every year.


Are you guys over 35? Or younger?


I do the same. Im 35. So hmmm maybe youre onto something
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TopicMerry Christmas ya filthy animal (Post your favorite Christmas movies)
ShotgunSilencer
12/24/17 4:19:10 PM
#3
Home Alone
Elf
Christmas Vacation

Definitely top 3. No particular order
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TopicSteam Gift Topic XI (Part Deux): A Gift Has No Name
ShotgunSilencer
12/24/17 2:25:41 PM
#288
@simon1111111111 sent me Prison Architect

Thank you. Merry Christmas
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TopicSteam Gift Topic XI (Part Deux): A Gift Has No Name
ShotgunSilencer
12/24/17 12:09:15 PM
#276
Aww thats awesome. I love stuff like that.
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TopicSteam Gift Topic XI (Part Deux): A Gift Has No Name
ShotgunSilencer
12/23/17 11:01:21 PM
#248
@Alakazamtrainer just gave me Final Fantasy IX

Thank you! Thats so awesome. Im really looking forward to playing it.
Merry Christmas!
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TopicSteam Gift Topic XI (Part Deux): A Gift Has No Name
ShotgunSilencer
12/23/17 10:50:45 PM
#247
West of Loathing was super fun. I played it nonstop for like 2 weeks. I should play again.
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TopicSteam Gift Topic XI (Part Deux): A Gift Has No Name
ShotgunSilencer
12/23/17 8:51:52 PM
#233
Wow I think I have 2 copies of Mario kart Wii. I should look for them and see about a trade in
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TopicSteam Gift Topic XI (Part Deux): A Gift Has No Name
ShotgunSilencer
12/23/17 4:31:12 PM
#213
I dont know how I missed 9. Ive always played FFs as they came out. Somehow skipped over 9
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TopicSteam Gift Topic XI (Part Deux): A Gift Has No Name
ShotgunSilencer
12/23/17 1:01:02 PM
#199
Nice. I got IX on my wishlist. Its one of the few I havent played. Think Im going to have to get it for this sale.
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