Lurker > THEDavyJones

Fake Nudes!
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Can't they just tweet pictures of their dicks and be done with it?

Although I feel like if Trump goes second he'll just tweet a giant black dick and call it his own.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

foolm0r0n posted...

Mr Lasastryke posted...

good point. i'm pretty open to dating women with different opinions, as long as it's not super extreme stuff like "nazis are awesome." i'd be fine with dating a libertarian chick, for instance. as soon as they start saying shit like "the sky is purple" i'm out, though.

What if she said taxation is theft while she's cumming

Implying Lasa can make her do that

(sorry)
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

You can find it at your local Circuit City.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

SmartMuffin posted...

No, they really really don't.

Yeah it really does, otherwise your opinions aren't a reflection of yourself and you're just a liar. Or you're fed opinions by other people which makes you Vlado.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

SmartMuffin posted...

Their character.

Like, why the fuck do you think I get along better with Lasa and foolmo than I do with Ulti and MWC?

opinions generally reflect character and vice versa
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

SmartMuffin posted...

Since when is someone completely undatable solely for having opinions you don't approve of?

I don't see what's wrong with having a single opinion you find untenable being enough of a reason not to date someone.

"Look he thinks the Nazis were right but really he's a great guy."
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

ChampionCloud posted...

THEDavyJones posted...

ChampionCloud posted...

Body of work doesn't matter.

So why doesn't Alabama just forfeit all their games?

You have to look impressivene on the field to so the committee sees you are one of the 4 best...

But they weren't impressive. They played nobody and got beat down by a team that finished 10-4.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

ChampionCloud posted...

Body of work doesn't matter.

So why doesn't Alabama just forfeit all their games?
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

SmartMuffin posted...

https://slate.com/life/2017/12/dear-prudence-im-dating-a-9-11-truther.html

Women: Why can't I find a decent man?
Also women: Don't date anyone who holds any opinions that the mainstream media wouldn't approve of!

9/11 was an inside job is an opinion most sane people don't approve of.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Can't blame Clemson's D here. They basically held Alabama to 10 points.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Clemson's defense has played damned good, though.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Ok.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Alabama never recruits good QBs. Don't know why.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

UInstinctVegeta posted...

THEDavyJones posted...

God Clemson looks so bad.

Shows how truly special DeShaun Watson is.

Yup. Said for a while they were fraud Champions.

Only a combination of Jalen being awful and Watson being transcendent made that game remotely close. Cause Bama was the vastly superior team.

You're not a fraud champ when you take it to Bama two straight years and win one of them.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

The SEC was bad outside of the top 3 teams.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

God Clemson looks so bad.

Shows how truly special DeShaun Watson is.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Just remember they literally made Lightning's tits bigger for Lightning Returns.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

iiicon posted...

i always name it barkspawn. i did it before that silly comic. i still do it to this day.

I named mine F**balls after the Zero Punctuation joke.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

If Lightning was in FFXV, it'd be the best.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Hitman is a Final Fantasy game?
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

I heard praise for Lightning Returns, aka the best battle system in FF history.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Mr Lasastryke posted...

does it, though?

Yes.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

ExThaNemesis posted...

To everyone I forgot: I'm sorry.

No you're not.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

*counters RKO into a Rock Bottom*
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

It's 2018.

Normally the next Bills game wouldn't be until August.

NOT THIS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Whiskey_Nick posted...

Rock.... I don't want to alarm you, but

Bills made the playoffs and now my all time favorite Simpsons episode is on TV.

UP AND AT THEM!

UP AND ATOM!
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Star Wars Warriors.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

It now makes all the sense.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

@Whiskey_Nick
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Baby's first usually implies dumbing down something that's already a well known thing. It's why LoZ can't be baby's first cause there was essentially nothing like it before hand.

The cozy coup is baby's first car because the concept of a car already exists. You wouldn't call the first automobile ever "baby's first car."
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

foolm0r0n posted...

LoZ is literally baby's first open world.

No it wasn't but ok.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Heroic Bigpun posted...

A true Saiyan warrior is always prepared

But how prepared should a Saiyan prince be?
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

BTW, can anyone figure out what Mike from RLM means by saying this film is the equivalent of Homer Simpsons' make-up shotgun?
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

MoogleKupo141 posted...

I don't see why BotW is "baby's first open world" as if other open world games don't have tutorials

Oh, I'm not saying it's baby's first open world because it has a tutorial.

I'm saying the original LoZ is certainly not baby's first open world.

BotW's problem is that everything it tries to do, was done better by other open world games and with far less dumb design decisions (like weapon degradation without the ability to craft your own, weather system that renders important features like climbing completely useless, an un-intuitive crafting system that keeps you from making multiple of the same item and instead forces you to watch a cutscene every time).
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

The original Legend of Zelda was a game that just dumps you into the world and says "figure it out."

Breath of the Wild, despite it's "ultimate freedom" that people giving it 10/10 ratings says it has, spends the entire opening of the game tutorializing everything. By the time you get off the plateau, there's not much that's surprising going forward. You literally have every power you'll ever have, everything you've done in the shrines you'll do 120 more times, with variations in power usage. You're even taught the hot/cold mechanics by tutorial.

All the while lacking the streamlined, non-awkward approach to things like resource gathering, crafting, weapon degradation, etc.

So yeah, the original LoZ was a ruthless game until you figure things out on your own, BotW is baby's first open world that holds your hand during the opening segments.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Vlado posted...

I wouldn't bet too much money on that happening if I were you, though.

I wouldn't normally bet money on a Democrat senator candidate winning Alabama and yet next year one will be sworn in.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

foolm0r0n posted...

THEDavyJones posted...

Baby's First Open World

Let me tell you about a little game called Legend of Zelda...

Yeah I remember all the times LoZ flashed a big sign letting you know exactly what everything in its world is.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Xuxon posted...

just make a Warriors topic. it's not really a Fire Emblem game so it wouldn't belong anyway tbqh.

It's definitely a Fire Emblem game.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

I wish this was still a generic Fire Emblem topic so I could talk about Fire Emblem Warriors.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

I've been exercising, but not as much as I'd like because of depression.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

up with miniskirts
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

XIII_rocks posted...

So, question

What is Lesnar's best singles match since he came back? He's been back 5 and a half years, had about 20 PPV matches, and I'm discounting triple-threats (because, and idk if people agree, the answer if you include all his matches would likely be the Rumble triple-threat with Rollins and Cena, and if not that then the Rollins cash-in).

Gut instinct is to go with Punk/Lesnar or one of the two singles matches with Cena (that Extreme Rules match was surprisingly brutal at the time, and the squash of Cena at Summerslam was so fantastically unexpected). Punk/Lesnar probably edges it but it's a close one.

Lesnar/Styles by a solid margin.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

foolm0r0n posted...

They just tried doing that

No, they made Baby's First Open World.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

I just don't know why Vlado is celebrating Globalist Evil Entity Amazon getting a massive tax break. Or George Soros.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Yup, average American will save a thousand while globalist corporations will save millions to billions.

Another victory for our glorious globalist overlords! Theirs are permanent, too! Average Americans will see them go up by 2025!
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Finally watched Dunne/Bate part 3.

Can we just let these guys main event a Wrestlemania? Please?
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

Lopen posted...

The Shield did steal his music.

And his look.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

SeabassDebeste posted...

i'm bothered by the AB thing. always seemed like such a character guy, and now we'll never know what happened there, ugh.

Supposedly happened the day after the Boston Globe published a big article about how much he loved his wife.

Yup.
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.

foolm0r0n posted...

Probably some of the teams (not the Zelda team, which apparently was made up entirely of young devs who had nostalgia boners for old Zelda games)

So why haven't they actually made a Zelda game like the old ones in decades?
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TheRock ~ This rage is not your destiny, it's holding you down.