Lurker > TheGrindery

Question86 posted...

If you haven't fucked this week what is your excuse?

Sex is like air. It's only important when you aren't getting any.

Fuckin' love this game but I expected better music since SYMPHONIA is in the title...

She forgot to do the title power move.

Chicken posted...

Pogo_Marimo posted...

FaultyGourry posted...

The fuck? I can't even begin to wrap my head around why she would do that.

Cashier Pops Her Tit Out As A Power Move

So shes a character in a fighting game.

T.T. Combo

mybbqrules posted...

I was in a physically abusive relationship with a girl. I had always been raised to never hit women, but when you've got a woman refusing to let you leave and physically blocking the door to the apartment, and you've been abused over and over again, eventually you're going to do what I did and open hand slap her so hard she falls down.

"I will strike you down... I will make you hurt.."

_wwKd_ posted...

Ushiromiya posted...

Return the favor

The vagina would probably cancel it out. Since it has that mechanism that cancels acidity or is the other way around?

Nope.

Lookin' for some hot stuff baby this evenin'...

So he came and she went?

MuayThai85 posted...

TheGrindery posted...

The world probably has to have mosquitoes for some reason.

I've actually read quite a lot about how most animals that eat them (mainly bat's) would be able to find a different food source. A million people die per year from mosquitoes. I'm ok with them going instinct.

Oh well fuck 'em then.

He follows Secret Squirrel around.

The world probably has to have mosquitoes for some reason.

SageHarpuia posted...

Approximately 4,000 years ago before the flood humans had 2,000 years to flourish, so most likely.

Is that from the book of Belome?

Yeah...argue with someone that reads manga. THAT'S a good use of your time...

MangaFan462 posted...

Stupid bitch lady

lolwut

It's obviously meant as Black Lives Matter Too.

The whole all lives matter shit is just a way of shutting down what they're saying.

And yet American women often wear the word bitch like a point of pride.

Remember when brat, asshole and bitch were bad things?

The Aussies love it.

ClunkerSlim posted...

The second punch seems over the line since he clearly could have stepped back. Hes easily twice her size and was almost out of her reach. All he had to do was back up. Instead he reached in to punch her. Sorry to tell you this boys and girls, but thats assault.

She isn't blind. She knows he's twice her size and she pulled that shit anyway.

Also the humans that travel to another planet will likely be frozen embryos that get developed and raised by robots ever how long before they're set to reach said planet.

Space is too vast and the speed of light is too slow to do it any other way....unless wormholes get figured out.

Flintgrandad posted...

Advanced is relative. They probably were pretty advanced for their time since there were dark ages where people regressed.

"Science is evil and God will be mad if you have anything to do with it!"

Well the NDT book I mentioned was awesome for providing a realistic best-we-can-do-right-now explanation for the origin of existence and the nature of the universe.

If reading those give me other perspectives, I'm all for it.

I just gotta buy them. I can't read a book online. Fuck ebooks.

You can USUALLY either have a slim wallet and a slim ass or a fat wallet and a fat ass.

If you have a desk job, you need to work out too much to stay in shape. I want FAMILY TIME. I like that my actual job IS my exercise.

Will definitely read it.

What got me interested in NDT was how when religion came up...he was never an obnoxious douche about it. Lawrence Krauss, Michio Kaku and Richard Dawkins just can't help themselves and THAT'S why they aren't as effective.

Religion is complete bullshit but obnoxious mockery doesn't bring people to your side.

When a man hits a woman, the look on her face is rarely a look of pain. It's a shocked "How dare you give me exactly what I had coming?!" look.

hockeybub89 posted...

I too have played Assassin's Creed

Those are shitty and repetitive games.

Use a false name.

I doubt it. The universe started at the singularity. The whole thing was inconceivably hot for an incredibly long time.

Read the book Astrophysics For People In A Hurry by Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

You're like a 14 year old girl posting on Facebook.

Cj, is this you?

Questionmarktarius posted...

TheGrindery posted...

How the fuck can we force a planet to have a magnetosphere to protect us from cosmic rays?

Five of them have that.

They need enough gravity, water, an atmosphere, a magnetosphere and probably other shit I'm not thinking of at the moment.

Funbazooka posted...

I'm bi and strictly top. I'm obsessed with ass.

*hands you a cup*

MrNintendo1213 posted...

masticatingman posted...

Being open to both is versatile. You can be versatile with a preference. Basic gay term.

Are you gay? Cause I've never heard that before, I've only seen people say switch.

And they say hey baby....take a Breath of the Wild side...

JadeBaby posted...

Rappers have had a long history of suspect lines like that.

Rappers make their money off of not maturing any past 15.

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

TheGrindery posted...

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

TheGrindery posted...

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

You don't hit a woman. Simple as that. Guys a bitch.

She'll live.

She will. He's still a bitch. Surprised he didn't catch a beating.

You have this point of view because you enjoy looking down on women. You want to feel superior.

"Dude! You can't hit her! She's JUST a woman!"

I don't and there are certainly women that could kick my ass. But you just don't hit women. If that happened at my local bar he'd have got his ass kicked in the parking lot.

"You just don't do that! I can't provide any valid reasoning for it other than others have been brainwashed to agree with me!"

Imagine trying to come up with reasons to justify beating women.

I don't hit anyone unless they swing on me or people I care about. Having tits and a pussy doesn't exempt you from me giving you the same respect I would give anyone that has a dick.

LOL @ INB4 you call me out on a stupid comparison

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

TheGrindery posted...

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

You don't hit a woman. Simple as that. Guys a bitch.

She'll live.

She will. He's still a bitch. Surprised he didn't catch a beating.

You have this point of view because you enjoy looking down on women. You want to feel superior.

"Dude! You can't hit her! She's JUST a woman!"

I don't and there are certainly women that could kick my ass. But you just don't hit women. If that happened at my local bar he'd have got his ass kicked in the parking lot.

"You just don't do that! I can't provide any valid reasoning for it other than others have been brainwashed to agree with me!"

That little Mexican girl talked to some of them.

Living in Ameeeericaaaa!

They say where there's a will, there's a way but...

How the fuck can we force a planet to have a magnetosphere to protect us from cosmic rays?

CarlGrimes posted...

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KillCommunism posted...

CiIantro posted...

byrone posted...

No.

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oh you were there?

You didn't have to be there, if some advanced civilization existed before ours, we would have found evidence from it, like we have from older "humans" like homo erectus for example.

Genetic testing and ice core samples line right up to say that 72,000 years ago, something catastrophic happened and caused a bottleneck in human genetics.

The Toba eruption

Imagine how different things would be if that didn't happen.

Questionmarktarius posted...

TheGrindery posted...

Questionmarktarius posted...

synth_real posted...

NIN are overrated. The Downward Spiral was an ok album, but I've never heard anything from Reznor worthy of all the praise he gets

That cameo in Super Mario World.

Nothing makes you hurt quite like lava.

to see if i still feel

LMAO

Wait... I thought you said To see if I still FELL.....

That would've been a lot better.

Questionmarktarius posted...

synth_real posted...

NIN are overrated. The Downward Spiral was an ok album, but I've never heard anything from Reznor worthy of all the praise he gets

That cameo in Super Mario World.

Nothing makes you hurt quite like lava.

Nazanir posted...

KillCommunism posted...

CiIantro posted...

byrone posted...

No.

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oh you were there?

You didn't have to be there, if some advanced civilization existed before ours, we would have found evidence from it, like we have from older "humans" like homo erectus for example.

Genetic testing and ice core samples line right up to say that 72,000 years ago, something catastrophic happened and caused a bottleneck in human genetics.

Questionmarktarius posted...

I intend to be buried on Mars, preferably actually dying there.

Well...

We CAN fix Mars and make it habitable. But the problem is it isn't massive enough. We have less than .6 Earth G's. That means lower bone density and less muscle mass. ALSO Mars doesn't have a magnetosphere. That means we would not be protected from cosmic rays.

I don't see how it matters that we could massively release greenhouses gases and then introduce plant life until the atmosphere was breathable. The fact that Mars is the way it is PROBABLY MEANS that the circumstances of our solar system would eventually undo our hard work and return it to the desolate and lifeless place it is today.

Give me a physical task to do all day long while I listen to an MP3 player and I'm golden.

Sit me at a desk and put a bunch of paperwork in front of me and I'll have an anxiety attack.

IloveJesus posted...

Pepys Monster posted...

None, because I'm a vegan with morals.

You say stuff like this, then wonder why you repulse women.

He swore off beef curtains.

Glucian posted...

'Cause this is necrophilia
Necrophilia night
And no ones gonna stop you
From fucking a corpse tonight......

My name is Jack and I'm a necrophiliac
My dick gets hard when I pass a graveyard
I really hate it when they get creamated
Cuz try as I must
I can't fuck dust.