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TopicHow is Tom Brady not knighted
TheSexMachine
01/30/18 4:03:25 AM
#13
Distant_Rainbow posted...
Like, I don't get it. Aren't the Pats supposed to be the last NFL team you'd want to root for if you're English? I mean, look at the team name, the mascot, everything! And your own history! Is it simply because they're the team based closest to England? Or because of Brady? Or are they all just closet history masochists?

In the end we are all family, we are the rebelious son, New England.
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TopicSex Machine fucks all of the chicas
TheSexMachine
01/24/18 1:02:01 AM
#15
There is only one Sex Machine. And TC is just a poor knockoff.
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TopicYou know it is a party when Batman is trowing confetti.
TheSexMachine
01/19/18 5:16:16 AM
#1
TopicHas a CEman ever sent you a hate message through PMs?
TheSexMachine
12/22/17 1:07:45 PM
#21
Yes, he threatened to rape and kill my sister and girlfriend in front of me before he killed me.
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TopicRudolph...
TheSexMachine
12/18/17 8:59:23 AM
#1
TopicPorn tip: When searching use sexual terms in different languages.
TheSexMachine
12/17/17 2:39:01 AM
#5
Spanish, French, pretty much any of the big ones.
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TopicPorn tip: When searching use sexual terms in different languages.
TheSexMachine
12/17/17 2:35:32 AM
#1
You will find a lot more videos that you have probably never seen before.
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TopicThink of a male and a female video game character.
TheSexMachine
12/16/17 6:22:09 AM
#29
NOM posted...
Kratos

Bayonetta.

Everything is destroyed but I think I'll be okay.

Lol, I doubt it. Kratos killed off an entire pantheon of gods and titans and has crawled out of Hades in pretty much every single game. I doubt some silly hair witch will save you.
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TopicWoverine without adamantium low/mid tier mutant?
TheSexMachine
12/15/17 5:54:07 AM
#5
Without adamantium he becomes a feral beast that can fuck shit up.
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Topicthis is the school lunch michelle obama wants to feed are children
TheSexMachine
12/15/17 5:48:28 AM
#14
Soylant Green is children!

It's children!
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TopicHow do you say Hylian?
TheSexMachine
12/14/17 6:51:38 PM
#16
TopicWhich CEgals and CEman are most attractive. Sex-Machine must know.
TheSexMachine
11/26/17 10:07:11 PM
#14
TopicWhich CEgals and CEman are most attractive. Sex-Machine must know.
TheSexMachine
11/26/17 10:05:03 PM
#11
Sex-Machine posted...
TheSexMachine posted...
Listen imposter, you are not The Sex Machine. Close your account because there can be only one.

I am the new and improved model. You are ancient

That just means I have been around long enough to master my techniques.
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TopicWhich CEgals and CEman are most attractive. Sex-Machine must know.
TheSexMachine
11/26/17 9:59:11 PM
#5
Listen imposter, you are not The Sex Machine. Close your account because there can be only one.
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TopicSex Machine will take one lucky winner to the CE winter festival this year.
TheSexMachine
11/26/17 1:08:07 AM
#8
What did I tell you last time, punk?
There is only one Sex Machine on CE and you are not it.
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TopicAttention all CEgals
TheSexMachine
11/22/17 4:51:16 PM
#13
There is only one real Sex Machine on CE and that is me.
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TopicThe perks of being a Green Lantern.
TheSexMachine
11/08/17 7:29:14 AM
#4
cjsdowg posted...
But what you make would be all green. That would take something away from the experience.

Nah, it wouldn't be an issue.
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TopicThe perks of being a Green Lantern.
TheSexMachine
11/07/17 5:18:13 AM
#1
TopicIs Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations?
TheSexMachine
11/01/17 9:20:37 PM
#41
pinky0926 posted...
The Deadpool posted...
The Great Muta 22 posted...
So I'm supposed to believe people in the government and political elites are going to use the same code words that are "known by the FBI" and that is such common knowledge that losers on 4chan figured it out.


Youre also supposed to believe that a pizza place uses cheese pizza as a code word for child porn. Just think about how difficult it would be to run a front where your primary sales item is a code word for your illegal item as well.


"Just a Cheese Pizza please"
"Ah, I see. What....size?"
"Uh...12?"
"Yes, we have those."

You must be pretty dumb if you think that is how it would work.
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TopicIs Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations?
TheSexMachine
11/01/17 9:11:13 PM
#32
creativerealms posted...
Only it's not pedo rings it's directors using their authority to sexually abuse adults.

Yeah, Corey Feldman would say otherwise. Hell, even Elijah Wood has pretty much come out and said that shit is real.
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TopicIs Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations?
TheSexMachine
11/01/17 9:08:25 PM
#28
And someone tell me why a guy that owns a Chuck E Cheese knockoff has all these connections to top level government elites? Do you really think these people regularly go to pizza places to eat?
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TopicIs Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations?
TheSexMachine
11/01/17 9:03:12 PM
#21
pinky0926 posted...
TheSexMachine posted...
Because some of them were terms that the FBI had recognized and 4chan (a site that has had plenty of pedos on there) even confirmed it.


What you mean to say is that cheese pizza is a meme for child porn on 4chan so obviously the Hillary clinton pedo ring thought it would be a great little codeword for their secret pedo ring. Because you know, that's totally clever.

Do you reckon you could say these thoughts out loud without them sounding remarkably silly, just try it for me

Then why don't you tell us what that code words were for, and why they all coincidentally were the same ones pedophiles happen to use.
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TopicIs Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations?
TheSexMachine
11/01/17 8:59:03 PM
#19
Tmaster148 posted...
TheSexMachine posted...
pinky0926 posted...
TheSexMachine posted...
No one actually believed that. They believed that she and her circle definitely had connections to shit like this. Especially since there are a shitload of emails that use pedo code-speak.


What makes you say it was pedo code speak?

Because some of them were terms that the FBI had recognized and 4chan (a site that has had plenty of pedos on there) even confirmed it.


Because internet detectives have never incorrectly jumped to a conclusion before.

Yeah, I am willing to bet a site full of pedos would understand the code-speak used by pedos.
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TopicIs Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations?
TheSexMachine
11/01/17 8:54:59 PM
#16
pinky0926 posted...
TheSexMachine posted...
No one actually believed that. They believed that she and her circle definitely had connections to shit like this. Especially since there are a shitload of emails that use pedo code-speak.


What makes you say it was pedo code speak?

Because some of them were terms that the FBI had recognized and 4chan (a site that has had plenty of pedos on there) even confirmed it.
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TopicIs Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations?
TheSexMachine
11/01/17 8:51:03 PM
#13
pinky0926 posted...
The idea that there was incontrovertible proof that Hillary Clinton was a ring leader for a secret island pedo ring because her and her associates used some pizza related code words on some emails is one of the most ridiculous stories to come out of the 2016 election.

No one actually believed that. They believed that she and her circle definitely had connections to shit like this. Especially since there are a shitload of emails that use pedo code-speak.
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TopicTrump will commit regicide on the evil King Jong Un
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 9:39:49 PM
#2
Sounds good to me. That fat little fucker needs to be killed.
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TopicSomeone here has an explicit gangbang gif as their signature
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 9:12:21 AM
#2
TopicSuch convenient timing for the JFK stuff right?
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 8:13:10 AM
#3
Ving_Rhames posted...
It's almost like it's a major distraction.

People were waiting for this long before Trump.
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TopicTeleport or create any food/drink at will.
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 8:08:23 AM
#14
im not 13 posted...
meanwhile I can end world hunger with the food

They would kill you the first chance they would get.
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TopicDoes anyone know a sex offender?
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 7:52:43 AM
#6
Some guy I went to high school with is registered for rape.
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TopicAttn Destiny 2 players, Why do you play a female?
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 7:40:05 AM
#3
I like to make my stealth/long distance characters female. I just feel females would be better for that stuff.
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Topicwhy do we have to pay so much for funerals?
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 7:37:53 AM
#3
TopicWhy do democrats and liberals like to take hard working people's money?
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 5:38:13 AM
#4
m_mungmung posted...
Do we have to have a Justice League movie just because The Avengers films took off?

No, the endgame is Justice League vs The Avengers where all the studios and actors make bank.
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TopicWhy does Lola Bunny wear clothes but the rest of the Looney Tunes are naked?
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 5:33:14 AM
#21
Why does Donald Duck wrap a towel around his waist after a shower even though he never wears pants?
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TopicTonight's Orville was like that episode of Black Mirror
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 4:49:53 AM
#4
E32005 posted...
Still pretty good, but BM beat you to it.

And i am pretty sure Community beat them to it.
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TopicSTRANGER THINGS S2E1: is it me or did Hop pack on some chub?
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 4:28:44 AM
#4
TopicWas the draft just for the Army or did the other branches get drafted too?
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 2:35:57 AM
#2
TopicSTRANGER THINGS S2E1: is it me or did Hop pack on some chub?
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 2:26:46 AM
#2
TopicStranger Things Actor has been DEPORTED after he was caught with COCAINE!!
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 1:55:05 AM
#34
Zikten posted...
Nikra posted...
And in every other country on the planet for that matter

North Korea?
Saudi Arabia?

North Korea gives their people meth and you know those Saudi princes probably enjoy hash and opium.
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TopicMy local ABC weather girl has huge tits.
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 12:43:45 AM
#53
TopicStranger Things Actor has been DEPORTED after he was caught with COCAINE!!
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 12:39:39 AM
#20
What type of idiot would fly with it? He would have just been able to get it in the US.
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TopicHillary Clinton and Obama being hauled away in handcuffs.
TheSexMachine
10/28/17 12:25:47 AM
#8
TopicPeople do realize that stuff like Weinstein isn't limited to Hollywood right?
TheSexMachine
10/11/17 2:45:44 AM
#6
NadYobWoc posted...
TheSexMachine posted...
Just remember that pizzagate is totally fake because democrat elites could never be pedophiles and rapists.

Pizzagate is fake because basement where it allegedly occurred literally doesn't exist.

Oh OK, so since there is no basement we can just disregard all those creepy emails with codewords that pedophiles use.
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TopicPeople do realize that stuff like Weinstein isn't limited to Hollywood right?
TheSexMachine
10/11/17 12:50:52 AM
#2
Just remember that pizzagate is totally fake because democrat elites could never be pedophiles and rapists.
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TopicParents concerned after school flutes discovered to be contaminated with semen.
TheSexMachine
10/05/17 3:53:38 AM
#6
Also TC, why do I have you tagged as swallows?
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TopicParents concerned after school flutes discovered to be contaminated with semen.
TheSexMachine
10/05/17 3:53:02 AM
#5
kuwab0 posted...
He was playing with his skin flute

Come on, no jokes. There are probably a load of these kids that will suffer spermanent damage.
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TopicAbout to go see It.
TheSexMachine
09/15/17 2:28:31 AM
#6
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