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Topic | How is Tom Brady not knighted |
TheSexMachine 01/30/18 4:03:25 AM #13 | Distant_Rainbow posted... Like, I don't get it. Aren't the Pats supposed to be the last NFL team you'd want to root for if you're English? I mean, look at the team name, the mascot, everything! And your own history! Is it simply because they're the team based closest to England? Or because of Brady? Or are they all just closet history masochists? In the end we are all family, we are the rebelious son, New England. --- |
Topic | Sex Machine fucks all of the chicas |
TheSexMachine 01/24/18 1:02:01 AM #15 | There is only one Sex Machine. And TC is just a poor knockoff. --- |
Topic | You know it is a party when Batman is trowing confetti. |
TheSexMachine 01/19/18 5:16:16 AM #1 | |
Topic | Has a CEman ever sent you a hate message through PMs? |
TheSexMachine 12/22/17 1:07:45 PM #21 | Yes, he threatened to rape and kill my sister and girlfriend in front of me before he killed me. --- |
Topic | Rudolph... |
TheSexMachine 12/18/17 8:59:23 AM #1 | |
Topic | Porn tip: When searching use sexual terms in different languages. |
TheSexMachine 12/17/17 2:39:01 AM #5 | Spanish, French, pretty much any of the big ones. --- |
Topic | Porn tip: When searching use sexual terms in different languages. |
TheSexMachine 12/17/17 2:35:32 AM #1 | You will find a lot more videos that you have probably never seen before. --- |
Topic | Think of a male and a female video game character. |
TheSexMachine 12/16/17 6:22:09 AM #29 | NOM posted... Kratos Lol, I doubt it. Kratos killed off an entire pantheon of gods and titans and has crawled out of Hades in pretty much every single game. I doubt some silly hair witch will save you. --- |
Topic | Woverine without adamantium low/mid tier mutant? |
TheSexMachine 12/15/17 5:54:07 AM #5 | Without adamantium he becomes a feral beast that can fuck shit up. --- |
Topic | this is the school lunch michelle obama wants to feed are children |
TheSexMachine 12/15/17 5:48:28 AM #14 | Soylant Green is children! It's children! --- |
Topic | How do you say Hylian? |
TheSexMachine 12/14/17 6:51:38 PM #16 | |
Topic | Which CEgals and CEman are most attractive. Sex-Machine must know. |
TheSexMachine 11/26/17 10:07:11 PM #14 | |
Topic | Which CEgals and CEman are most attractive. Sex-Machine must know. |
TheSexMachine 11/26/17 10:05:03 PM #11 | Sex-Machine posted... TheSexMachine posted...Listen imposter, you are not The Sex Machine. Close your account because there can be only one. That just means I have been around long enough to master my techniques. --- |
Topic | Which CEgals and CEman are most attractive. Sex-Machine must know. |
TheSexMachine 11/26/17 9:59:11 PM #5 | Listen imposter, you are not The Sex Machine. Close your account because there can be only one. --- |
Topic | Sex Machine will take one lucky winner to the CE winter festival this year. |
TheSexMachine 11/26/17 1:08:07 AM #8 | What did I tell you last time, punk? There is only one Sex Machine on CE and you are not it. --- |
Topic | Attention all CEgals |
TheSexMachine 11/22/17 4:51:16 PM #13 | There is only one real Sex Machine on CE and that is me. --- |
Topic | The perks of being a Green Lantern. |
TheSexMachine 11/08/17 7:29:14 AM #4 | cjsdowg posted... But what you make would be all green. That would take something away from the experience. Nah, it wouldn't be an issue. --- |
Topic | The perks of being a Green Lantern. |
TheSexMachine 11/07/17 5:18:13 AM #1 | |
Topic | Is Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations? |
TheSexMachine 11/01/17 9:20:37 PM #41 | pinky0926 posted... The Deadpool posted...The Great Muta 22 posted...So I'm supposed to believe people in the government and political elites are going to use the same code words that are "known by the FBI" and that is such common knowledge that losers on 4chan figured it out. You must be pretty dumb if you think that is how it would work. --- |
Topic | Is Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations? |
TheSexMachine 11/01/17 9:11:13 PM #32 | creativerealms posted... Only it's not pedo rings it's directors using their authority to sexually abuse adults. Yeah, Corey Feldman would say otherwise. Hell, even Elijah Wood has pretty much come out and said that shit is real. --- |
Topic | Is Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations? |
TheSexMachine 11/01/17 9:08:25 PM #28 | And someone tell me why a guy that owns a Chuck E Cheese knockoff has all these connections to top level government elites? Do you really think these people regularly go to pizza places to eat? --- |
Topic | Is Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations? |
TheSexMachine 11/01/17 9:03:12 PM #21 | pinky0926 posted... TheSexMachine posted...Because some of them were terms that the FBI had recognized and 4chan (a site that has had plenty of pedos on there) even confirmed it. Then why don't you tell us what that code words were for, and why they all coincidentally were the same ones pedophiles happen to use. --- |
Topic | Is Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations? |
TheSexMachine 11/01/17 8:59:03 PM #19 | Tmaster148 posted... TheSexMachine posted...pinky0926 posted...TheSexMachine posted...No one actually believed that. They believed that she and her circle definitely had connections to shit like this. Especially since there are a shitload of emails that use pedo code-speak. Yeah, I am willing to bet a site full of pedos would understand the code-speak used by pedos. --- |
Topic | Is Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations? |
TheSexMachine 11/01/17 8:54:59 PM #16 | pinky0926 posted... TheSexMachine posted...No one actually believed that. They believed that she and her circle definitely had connections to shit like this. Especially since there are a shitload of emails that use pedo code-speak. Because some of them were terms that the FBI had recognized and 4chan (a site that has had plenty of pedos on there) even confirmed it. --- |
Topic | Is Pizzagate really all that outrageous after all these Hollywood allegations? |
TheSexMachine 11/01/17 8:51:03 PM #13 | pinky0926 posted... The idea that there was incontrovertible proof that Hillary Clinton was a ring leader for a secret island pedo ring because her and her associates used some pizza related code words on some emails is one of the most ridiculous stories to come out of the 2016 election. No one actually believed that. They believed that she and her circle definitely had connections to shit like this. Especially since there are a shitload of emails that use pedo code-speak. --- |
Topic | Trump will commit regicide on the evil King Jong Un |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 9:39:49 PM #2 | Sounds good to me. That fat little fucker needs to be killed. --- |
Topic | Someone here has an explicit gangbang gif as their signature |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 9:12:21 AM #2 | |
Topic | Such convenient timing for the JFK stuff right? |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 8:13:10 AM #3 | Ving_Rhames posted... It's almost like it's a major distraction. People were waiting for this long before Trump. --- |
Topic | Teleport or create any food/drink at will. |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 8:08:23 AM #14 | im not 13 posted... meanwhile I can end world hunger with the food They would kill you the first chance they would get. --- |
Topic | Does anyone know a sex offender? |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 7:52:43 AM #6 | Some guy I went to high school with is registered for rape. --- |
Topic | Attn Destiny 2 players, Why do you play a female? |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 7:40:05 AM #3 | I like to make my stealth/long distance characters female. I just feel females would be better for that stuff. --- |
Topic | why do we have to pay so much for funerals? |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 7:37:53 AM #3 | |
Topic | Why do democrats and liberals like to take hard working people's money? |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 5:38:13 AM #4 | m_mungmung posted... Do we have to have a Justice League movie just because The Avengers films took off? No, the endgame is Justice League vs The Avengers where all the studios and actors make bank. --- |
Topic | Why does Lola Bunny wear clothes but the rest of the Looney Tunes are naked? |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 5:33:14 AM #21 | Why does Donald Duck wrap a towel around his waist after a shower even though he never wears pants? --- |
Topic | Tonight's Orville was like that episode of Black Mirror |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 4:49:53 AM #4 | E32005 posted... Still pretty good, but BM beat you to it. And i am pretty sure Community beat them to it. --- |
Topic | STRANGER THINGS S2E1: is it me or did Hop pack on some chub? |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 4:28:44 AM #4 | |
Topic | Was the draft just for the Army or did the other branches get drafted too? |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 2:35:57 AM #2 | |
Topic | STRANGER THINGS S2E1: is it me or did Hop pack on some chub? |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 2:26:46 AM #2 | |
Topic | Stranger Things Actor has been DEPORTED after he was caught with COCAINE!! |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 1:55:05 AM #34 | Zikten posted... Nikra posted...And in every other country on the planet for that matter North Korea gives their people meth and you know those Saudi princes probably enjoy hash and opium. --- |
Topic | My local ABC weather girl has huge tits. |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 12:43:45 AM #53 | |
Topic | Stranger Things Actor has been DEPORTED after he was caught with COCAINE!! |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 12:39:39 AM #20 | What type of idiot would fly with it? He would have just been able to get it in the US. --- |
Topic | Hillary Clinton and Obama being hauled away in handcuffs. |
TheSexMachine 10/28/17 12:25:47 AM #8 | |
Topic | People do realize that stuff like Weinstein isn't limited to Hollywood right? |
TheSexMachine 10/11/17 2:45:44 AM #6 | NadYobWoc posted... TheSexMachine posted...Just remember that pizzagate is totally fake because democrat elites could never be pedophiles and rapists. Oh OK, so since there is no basement we can just disregard all those creepy emails with codewords that pedophiles use. --- |
Topic | People do realize that stuff like Weinstein isn't limited to Hollywood right? |
TheSexMachine 10/11/17 12:50:52 AM #2 | Just remember that pizzagate is totally fake because democrat elites could never be pedophiles and rapists. --- |
Topic | Parents concerned after school flutes discovered to be contaminated with semen. |
TheSexMachine 10/05/17 3:53:38 AM #6 | Also TC, why do I have you tagged as swallows? --- |
Topic | Parents concerned after school flutes discovered to be contaminated with semen. |
TheSexMachine 10/05/17 3:53:02 AM #5 | kuwab0 posted... He was playing with his skin flute Come on, no jokes. There are probably a load of these kids that will suffer spermanent damage. --- |
Topic | About to go see It. |
TheSexMachine 09/15/17 2:28:31 AM #6 | |
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