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TopicI feel bad for straight guys because they have to deal with female mood swings.
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 9:27:55 PM
#18
Cilolntro posted...
r4X0r posted...
Men don't have mood swings? I've worked with some moody SOBs in my day.

Everyone does, but women are biologically predisposed to it.


"Everyone does, but everyone does."

You can't even be sexist correctly.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI feel bad for straight guys because they have to deal with female mood swings.
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 9:20:40 PM
#15
Imagine being with a shitty person.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicLet's be real, is life worth living?
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 9:15:19 PM
#43
Ultima Dragon posted...
No, because it seems like at the end of the day you are never TRULY happy. Either because you are always wanting something more/feeling like something's missing.. or because when you finally get what you spent so much time chasing (new lover, job, dream vacation), you find out it's not really what you wanted after all or the feeling fades so fast you don't even get to enjoy it.

Life as a kid was worth living, though. Everything seemed like pure magic back then and every day was full of adventure and new discoveries.


I literally just go to work and relax for 8 hours because I'm good at my job and I enjoy it.

Then I come home, work out, cook/eat, and relax until I go to bed. On weekends I find something I like doing and do it.

I pretty much enjoy 100% of this nice middle class American life. 10/10 worth living.

Imagine chasing things that aren't fun, like traveling and being uncomfortable (and away from your stuff).
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI'm not a fan of the term 'Significant Other'
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 7:16:32 PM
#11
Imagine not feeling love.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
Topicthe NRA has waaaaaay too much power
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 7:15:57 PM
#15
TheCyborgNinja posted...
It's sort of ironic that a group spouting the "we need guns to defend our freedom" defense uses its political and economic might to control everything in such an authoritarian way.


You mad?
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicIf you are male and your mother delivered you normally.....
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 7:13:57 PM
#5
I double fisted my mom too, apparently.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
Topicthe NRA has waaaaaay too much power
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 7:10:13 PM
#8
No they're fine.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicRecently I learned that in some UK places cops don't carry guns.
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 6:32:27 PM
#12
I'm pretty sure they got to start over like 70 years ago...like most of Europe.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicWe've reached the "crisis actors" stage of the response
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 5:56:20 PM
#35
This is obviously not fake news because Trump is bad and everything is his fault.

Gun control now I don't care about actors.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicMy nephews are tazing eachother
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 5:55:04 PM
#7
They'll be fine.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicHas the left fully imploded yet?
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 2:15:47 PM
#23
It'll probably implode when their PR budget dries up and they can no longer pay the media to push their agenda (while they hide behind it).

Not that any of it really matters, though. I'm just glad that Trump is getting all the blame. It means liberals believe he has the power to personally fix every problem.

What a guy!
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicColumbine survivor introduces bill to expand concealed-carry in schools
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 8:30:57 AM
#7
We should just ship more guns to Mexico and the Middle East to get rid of them.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicColumbine survivor introduces bill to expand concealed-carry in schools
Uncle Choad
02/20/18 8:25:29 AM
#4
Good.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicNothing irritates me more than med students bragging on facebook
Uncle Choad
02/19/18 1:20:52 PM
#10
Imagine still being a student and having to study and take tests and all that shit.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
Topicexactly what are christian values?
Uncle Choad
02/19/18 11:19:35 AM
#28
sobergermanguy posted...
iClockwork posted...
sobergermanguy posted...
iClockwork posted...
sobergermanguy posted...
also racism, muh guns, tax cuts, hating muslims

Nope nowhere does it say those are Christian values.

tell that to the religious right

The religious right doesn't hate Muslims or gay people. Idk what tax cuts or guns have to do with Christianity. Continue strawmaning.

Continue putting your head in the sand


Wah I don't like stuff and I want you to agree with me.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicObama vs Trump
Uncle Choad
02/19/18 10:58:41 AM
#31
One worked harder to infringe upon our rights.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
Topicexactly what are christian values?
Uncle Choad
02/19/18 10:13:40 AM
#11
ilovuuu posted...
DevsBro posted...
I believe the total number of commandments is 613 but the summary is:

1. Love God
2. Love others

I have never seen an evangelical who follows this.


You probably have a complex.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
Topicexactly what are christian values?
Uncle Choad
02/19/18 10:05:17 AM
#6
Imagine upsetting liberals just by existing.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicWhat did you eat for lunch?
Uncle Choad
02/18/18 1:21:19 PM
#2
Pretzels and beer and pizza soon.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicHow often do you go out to eat at a restaurant?
Uncle Choad
02/18/18 1:02:59 PM
#15
About once a week (Saturday or Friday, usually) I'll take my wife out for dinner or lunch. We're going out in a little bit, too.

So average of 1-2 times a week.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicWhy get a car that's not a sports car, truck, or jeep?
Uncle Choad
02/18/18 12:34:55 PM
#9
I don't give a fuck what kind of car I have. As long as that sumbitch works.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicShould leaving dogs tied up in your backyard all day be illegal?
Uncle Choad
02/17/18 1:20:47 PM
#9
Nomadic View posted...
I would never own a dog unless I had a fenced in back yard or kept her in the house. Tying one up just seems abusive by nature.


I tie my dog up when I walk around with it.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicAmazon should automatically reroute drivers on proximity
Uncle Choad
02/17/18 1:07:09 PM
#4
Gotta secure them hours, kid.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicShutting down r/incels went against everything the internet stands for
Uncle Choad
02/17/18 1:06:48 PM
#21
TheVipaGTS posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
Doe posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
What the fuck is an incel?

Involuntarily celibate. Basically gross men who feel they have been denied the sex and women they deserve


uhhhhh

Sounds like the olden days of the internet.

Nah...you ever see those things on the net where it'll be like "ugh all girls are bitches they don't want a nice guy like me. they don't want a guy who is gonna treat them right like I would. they just want jerks and assholes who are gonna cheat on them and that's what those bitches deserve!"

that's the incel mentality...its not the typical "i'm a shy, lonely nerd and i;m sad because i don't have a GF"...they legitimately think they're good people who DESERVE a GF and any girl who rejects them is a bitch who doesn't know what's good for her. Its a very toxic community. they just reinforce that about themselves and women all day and it makes them even worse people.


Yeah every now and then I peruse r/niceguys and sort by top all month to see the best ones. So it's pretty much those people?

Imagine lacking that much awareness.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicShutting down r/incels went against everything the internet stands for
Uncle Choad
02/17/18 11:53:00 AM
#12
Doe posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
What the fuck is an incel?

Involuntarily celibate. Basically gross men who feel they have been denied the sex and women they deserve


uhhhhh

Sounds like the olden days of the internet.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicAmazon should automatically reroute drivers on proximity
Uncle Choad
02/17/18 11:51:11 AM
#2
I'm sure Amazon knows what they're doing.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicShutting down r/incels went against everything the internet stands for
Uncle Choad
02/17/18 11:50:25 AM
#5
What the fuck is an incel?
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicThe fuck is a soyboy
Uncle Choad
02/16/18 5:36:40 PM
#59
Paper_Okami posted...
Drunk Cobra posted...
https://i.redd.it/b9puu6on9hyz.jpg


This guy posting this is everybody unironically using it


What a cuck.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicThe fuck is a soyboy
Uncle Choad
02/16/18 5:32:34 PM
#57
Wow, 95% of the topics in CE are alt-right vitriol. We need to stop those topics asap.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI think I figured out how to stop school shootings
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 9:44:51 PM
#8
I thought this board was like 95% alt-right inflammatory speech?
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicWould you agree with the idea to tax gun owners in America?
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 9:31:01 PM
#11
Hinakuluiau posted...
Honestly? No.

Uncle Choad posted...
So you want to tax a constitutional right?

Let's make people pay to vote as well.

r4X0r posted...
You want to tax people for exercising their second amendment rights. Would you object to being taxed for proposing this, and being taxed on your first amendment rights?

So if in this hypothetical the 2nd amendment went away, you'd be ok with it?

CruorComa posted...
To what end? Where is that money going?

a42ozslushie posted...
That would literally do nothing to stop mass shootings. All you would be doing is taxing law abiding citizens.

I would imagine this would mean the money would go to mental health and the like.


No, I'm pointing out how absurd it sounds.

And LOL @ thinking not only that the money ends up where they say it will end up, but that it will actually make a difference.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicPeople who pronounce nuclear as "noo-kya-lurr" sound so stupid.
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 9:29:43 PM
#8
I'm not going to worry too much about how people say nuclear. Like at all.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicWould you agree with the idea to tax gun owners in America?
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 9:08:57 PM
#5
So you want to tax a constitutional right?

Let's make people pay to vote as well.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicIt feels so good to piss in a bottle
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 8:57:36 PM
#2
Neat
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicWhy was Chris Kyle a human piece of trash?
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 7:20:07 PM
#47
As shitty as a person as he was (apparently), he was a pretty good asset of the US military.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
Topicwhen you are eating and suddenly have to poop
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 5:54:35 PM
#17
MrPeppers posted...
Thats a real physiologic response to eating called the gastrocolic reflex. Its suppose to happen. Its very observable in puppies. They eat then shit like 10 mins after because they havent learned to control it quite as well yet.


Sometimes if I eat a whole pizza and can't take a shit the next day I'll eat a box of spaghetti to force it out.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicHave you done anything help your fellow man in the last year?
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 5:52:55 PM
#12
DeanAuryn posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
I shoveled my neighbors driveway a few times for him.


Thats disgusting.


= ( but he's old
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicAm I homophobic for this?
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 5:51:52 PM
#6
I think you're allowed to feel however you want. Just be nice about it.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
Topicschool shootings aren't even uncommon
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 5:50:08 PM
#2
ok
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicYeah, we just need to go ahead and install metal detectors on every school.
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 5:44:07 PM
#20
I think our legislators need to dispatch the Internet forums for making new policies.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicYeah, we just need to go ahead and install metal detectors on every school.
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 5:33:06 PM
#2
We need more fluoride in the water, IMO.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicHave you done anything help your fellow man in the last year?
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 5:32:09 PM
#6
I shoveled my neighbors driveway a few times for him.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicHow come no one takes men being abused by women seriously?
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 4:15:51 PM
#7
Wow, the patriarchy is trying to defend itself again. Typical misogynist.
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Topicyo 17 people just died in another mass shooting
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 4:13:06 PM
#16
Kid was prob a weirdo, though.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicHow was a radicalized white nationalist with mental issues able to buy a gun
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 3:49:47 PM
#14
FBI was warned (by Russia, of course) about the Boston Marathon kids, too.

Something is wrong with this agency, folks.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicApple's new HomePods apparently stain wood tables
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 3:47:00 PM
#6
halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
afaik the actual speaker is fantastic but the "smart" features are lackluster and obviously it costs an arm and a leg


It's probably still fun to un-box and set up, though.
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TopicShould congress approve funding for research on gun violence?
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 3:46:22 PM
#46
Muffinz0rz posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
I'm not giving up any more of my rights, fuck you come get them. I'm tired of fucking hearing about it.

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Do we need new legislation, policy and action every time there's a tragedy? How about every time someone falls of a ladder, every car accident?

this guy tacitly endorses mass shootings because attempts to reduce mass shootings would infringe upon his rights which I guarantee you he never uses


This guy doesn't understand America.

I'm not in favor of banning guns outright, if that's what you're insinuating.


I'm talking about the "I guarantee you he never uses".

Why should that matter at all, ever?
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicApple's new HomePods apparently stain wood tables
Uncle Choad
02/15/18 3:44:48 PM
#3
No.
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